Chapter 1192: Brother Zi, Let’s Defeat the Devil Together!
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No... no way out!
Under the gaze of so many people, especially Vilas and the others, whom he valued most, he could not weaken his majesty no matter what, although Vilas and the others would not care.
Under the gazes of several concerned eyes, I gritted my teeth, raised the cup and drank it all in one gulp.
"Hiccup~~~~"
He let out a wine burp.
Fortunately, some time ago, I was dragged to the bar by Lal and his friends from time to time to brag, and I exercised my drinking capacity to some extent. However, I suspect that the owner of the bar put too much warm water in my ale at that time. As for the reason... everyone knows , I’m not surprised either.
Looking back, it was obvious that I had made the move first, but Artoria somehow drank the wine before me. She looked at me with an approving smile, her expression unchanged, as if she had just drank a glass of water. of.
She is worthy of being a woman who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, and we are ashamed of herself.
However, seeing Arturia's amazing drinking capacity, I felt a little bit more heroic... No, maybe it's more appropriate to describe it as alcoholic. Just like on the battlefield, I was scared to death, but suddenly a warrior rushed to the battlefield. Going forward, fighting bravely and without fear of death, and issuing a blood-heating war cry, it is very contagious and makes timid recruits become brave.
There is no doubt that Artoria has this kind of appeal, even hundreds of times stronger.
So, at this moment, I felt like my heart was roaring "Ah~~Tap~~, Ah~~Tap~~". My skin was petrified and turned into a giant, and I was undergoing a transformation like the transformation of a giant god.
To use the word I later used to recall this scene, it was stupid.
After finishing the welcome drink with Artoria, who should I look for next?
My eyes were darting from side to side, looking for death.
Without thinking for too long, I naturally set my target on Vilas. Speaking of which, it suddenly occurred to me that she is obviously my wife, whom I spend the most time with, and who is the most intimate, but I rarely have any relationship with me. Reminiscing about their drinking memories, I don’t know whether it was because they knew I was not good at drinking and were considerate and caring for me, or because they themselves had no interest in wine, or a combination of both.
While thinking about it, I encouraged Sister Karina, who was in charge of the wine bottle, to pour a glass for me and Vilas.
"Sir, are you... okay?"
In the glare of everyone's gaze, the shy little Vilas, despite the teasing glances, endured her shyness, leaned into my ear with a flushed face, and asked in a low voice.
"No problem, no problem, we can still have another ten...five cups."
Although I knew that in front of Willas, I had roundworms in my stomach for several days, and she probably knew it all, I still patted my chest and boasted very arrogantly.
"By the way, Vilas, how many drinks have you had?"
I had just captured the dead dog, and when I came here, the girls already had cups in their hands, which meant that they had already drank from it before I arrived, so I asked this question.
"Also...not much, four cups."
Vilas blushed and glanced at me timidly, as if she was afraid that I would dislike her for being an alcoholic woman. She replied a little nervously, her voice getting softer and thinner, and finally she lowered her head in embarrassment.
Four cups.
Looking at Willas's face, the blush on her face was probably caused by her contact with me. In other words, my little housewife's drinking capacity is more than average.
I just discovered this at this time, and I was slightly surprised, but also very guilty in my heart. After so many years of marriage, this was the first time I knew about such a detail, which was not a secret.
"Because...that...before I met you, sir...well, wasn't I working as a waitress in a bar? It's probably because I was often exposed to alcohol, so I was a little better..."
Vilas didn't know what she was thinking, so she answered hurriedly. Could it be that she was worried that I would find out that she drinks better than me, and would be depressed because of my male chauvinism? What a lovely and considerate little wife.
I couldn't help but smile, pinched her pretty rosy face, and raised the cup amidst her even redder and cuter complexion.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Just when we were about to toast and drink together, Sister Karina suddenly came up to us.
"Little brother Wu, Vilas is your first wife. You don't want to toast in this ordinary way, do you?"
"Then what do you think we should do, eldest sister?"
I asked with great interest, not worried at all that Sister Karina would come up with some weird ideas. Anyway, I am thick-skinned. How could she let Vilas feed me with her mouth? Or could I feed Vilas the other way around? Tell me, if Vera Silk hears such a method, her brain will panic and she will faint.
"Well~~~~~ Vilas can't do it even if it's too much, so let's feed each other a drink." Karina seemed to have thought deeply before nodding.
That's too much... In other words, Sister Karina, have you really considered the option of mouth-to-mouth?
I broke into a cold sweat in my heart, she is indeed a eldest sister, she is so tough.
"Sister Karina, you... ugh~~"
Even if she was fed directly like this, Vilas was extremely shy. Her clear black jewel-like eyes looked at Karina moistly, as if to say, everyone is from the sister village, so there is no need to rush each other.
"Don't be shy, come on, come on~~~"
It's a pity that when I see Vilas like this, I am also very teasing, haha... burp~~~
Without any explanation, I put the cup in my hand to Veras's mouth, put my other hand around her soft waist to prevent her from escaping, and then moved the cup closer to her delicate and moist lips little by little. .
"Uh-huh~~~"
Under everyone's gaze, Vilas still suppressed her shyness and drank the cup. When I put down the cup, her eyes were blurred, her face was flushed, her body was soft, she was simple and charming. The completely different temperaments were mixed together, which made me unable to take my eyes away, and I wanted to kiss her full of rosy cheeks and lips.
If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will be drunk; if the flowers are not charming, everyone will be obsessed.
Then Veras came over to feed her, as if she had given up on herself. Originally, I was worried that this shy little wife would faint due to overheating of her head, but she fed her smoothly - well, although her little hands were shaking a little. Half of it was spilled on her chest, but for Vilas, it was considered a good job.
No, my brain is already a little hot.
After drinking the second glass of Sac Crystal, I hiccupped one after another.
However, since they drank with Vilas, Sarah and Linya, who are both wives, can't favor one over the other. After all, just two more drinks, I guess, probably, maybe they can hold on.
A big drinker does not necessarily mean a big drinker, and on the contrary, a small drinker does not necessarily mean a small drinker. The little lolita Sarah perfectly explains this. Of course, her alcoholic father Lal often makes wine at home. A little bit affected.
When I saw Sarah, her little face was only slightly flushed. Her already unparalleled beauty, coupled with this hint of naive and charming drunkenness, made her even more radiant, pure and charming. Together, the crimson eyes were moist and bright red, a hundred times more beautiful than the Sac crystal wine in the cup. That aura affected even Arturia's aura and became less noticeable.
"Sarah, cheers."
I gently put the cup to Sarah's lips. Although she was not my first wife, Sarah was the first girl to have feelings for me, and she was also the first soul that supported me in fighting in this dark place. Pillars are of great significance.
"Big brother...Sarah...***~~!!"
I don’t know whether she was a little drunk, became bold, or something else, but Sarah actually made an amazing move in front of everyone.
I drank the wine from the cup in one gulp and held it in my small mouth. Before I could react at all, she suddenly spread her hands and limbs and wrapped them around my neck, mixing with the strong aroma of wine and the sweet fragrance of Sarah. The cherry lips of the taste came up, and with a purr, the little pink tongue penetrated, and the intoxicating wine, mixed with sweet saliva, also flowed in from the other side.
Everyone was stunned by this scene.
"Haha~~~" I don't know how long it took before those delicate cherry lips, whose sweet taste never faded, slowly left my own lips, and I subconsciously let out a satisfied breath. A glass of wine, and the two of us kept kissing each other. They are passed from mouth to mouth, bit by bit mixed with saliva, swallowed, and finally consumed.
“This, this, this————!!”
Vilas's eyes rolled in circles. Even though she was watching from the side, she couldn't bear the pink and ambiguous aura, and her face turned red as if she was about to smoke.
"Oh my, I didn't expect that little sister Sarah would be so bold."
After Karina reacted, although she was joking, her face was a little red, and for some reason she felt a sense of vicissitudes in the Yangtze River, as the waves behind her pushed the waves ahead.
Artoria's eyes were watery, but the hair on her forehead was spinning around.
"This, this, this... Is this how adults drink? Is this so? Is this so? Sure enough... it turns out that people are not judged by their appearance. They are both obviously small. Is this the difference between a girl and a young woman?!"
Beya's face was red and she was panting, grabbing the shoulders of Tia standing next to her and shaking her back and forth desperately.
Tia is loading.
Lucia's tail was blown.
"Woooo!!"
Amidst everyone's exclamations, Sarah woke up and realized what she had done. Suddenly, her neck and ears turned red. When everyone failed to turn around, Sarah gave me the wine glass in her hand, He turned around and ducked into the crowd, and actually ran away.
"Forget it, let Sister Sarah calm down for a while, it's worth it to see this scene."
Sister Karina looked at the wine glass left by Sarah with a smile. I was a little at a loss and said.
"Next is sister Linya, how about something more exciting?"
As she spoke, her eyes intentionally or unintentionally fell on Linya's towering breasts that dominated the audience.
"Sister Karina!!" Linya subconsciously protected her chest and glared at Karina in confusion.
I watched from the side, and my eyes widened in surprise after I figured out the evil thoughts hidden in Sister Karina's words just now.
This woman, taking advantage of the fact that everyone around her was female, played the role of the weird uncle.
However, if it was just Linya and I, we wouldn't mind trying this method. Such evil thoughts flashed through my mind, and my eyes subconsciously glanced at Linya's breasts.
As a result, Linya happened to be caught, and her face turned even redder.
Linya and I were both embarrassed because of Sister Karina's weird joke. We just had an ordinary drink and didn't even feed each other like we did with Vilas. The rest of the people (mainly Karina The eldest sister) was also satisfied with Sarah’s scene just now, and did not continue to play tricks on us with such a simple response.
Four cups, to be precise, three and a half cups, including a sweet wet kiss from little Sarah.
Seeing that the task had been completed, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and shook my head. I felt that I had almost reached the limit. If I drank more, my mind would be blurred.
But at this time, the evil clever guy, Beja, seemed to have seen my current extreme state, and actually came up to me and wanted to have a drink with me, and for some reason, Tia also looked a little eager to try.
Go, go, go, are we familiar with you? Even if we have to take turns, Lena and the little fox will be next. Which turn will get you two girls.
Although I thought so, I was speechless when I saw the little fox walking over with a smile and a cup in hand.
These women clearly had the insidious purpose of getting me drunk!
I turned my attention to others for help. I couldn't count on Arturia. She was so stupid at this time, and she might start making noises along with me.
Vilas was still holding her hot cheek, unable to recover from the [drinking and lewd way] Sarah and I had just done for a long time. Sarah had fled the battlefield, and Linya was alone, with limited strength, and could only He cast a helpless look.
Not to mention Fini, she has the least right to speak and is usually bullied. How dare she come up to die. So when my eyes fell on her, she simply picked up a full bottle of wine next to her and said, "Gulu." Gulu drank it all in one breath, turned around unsteadily, and looked at me with a sad look, as if to say, Cousin, Feini can't save you, I can only die with you, meow.
Then, he fell drunk.
I:"……"
Sorry, I am not so sad that I want to go to hell with a transvestite, even a stunning transvestite that is not inferior to any girl here, so Feini, you can go in peace. During the Qingming Festival, if my cousin and I If you still remember (although it is unlikely), I will definitely put three sticks of incense in front of your grave and burn ten paper figures of Hans with Hairy Chests, so that you will not be lonely in hell.
Seeing Beya approaching step by step, with no way to retreat and no way to stop me, I couldn't help but frown secretly, does God want me and Feini to be a pair of desperate mandarin ducks?
of course not! !
At that moment, a gust of fragrant wind blew, and a pair of slender hands stretched out from behind and hugged me.
Sister Sharna! !
I burst into tears with excitement. Yes, Sister Sharna is like this. She can reverse the form of existence in an instant. As expected, it is my sister who is kind to me and wants to come and save me in danger.
I was overjoyed, and my mouth grinned involuntarily. My eyes fell on Beya, who froze because of the sudden appearance of Sister Sharna.
Stupid elf, do you still dare to be presumptuous in front of Sister Sharna? ah? ! !
Even if you call me a fake person, I will admit it.
"Hey, hey, brother Zi~~~~"
With a cold breath, a delicate and husky female nasal voice sounded softly in the ears.
Yes, sister, my brother Zi is here, what are your orders? !
Like a loyal warrior who could commit suicide for the general at any time, I responded loudly in my heart.
Huh?
Brother Zi? !
After the brain was delayed for a few seconds, the body suddenly became petrified, and the neck was like a rusty machine. It creaked and turned to the side with difficulty, Sister Sharna's pretty face with her chin pressed on her shoulder.
"Hey, hey, little brother Zi~~~so cute~~~"
Seeing me turning my head, Sister Sharna smiled coquettishly, pinched my nose and shook it gently. Her breath, which was like musk orchid, was mixed with a faint smell of wine.
The smell of alcohol...
The smell of alcohol...
"I'm sorry, I don't know why, after spilling these two glasses of wine, Lady Sharna suddenly became like this."
Des and Dena, the Amazon sisters, followed from behind, still clutching empty wine glasses.
My eyes mechanically moved from Sister Sharna's face to them.
Then, slowly, two lines of clear tears suddenly flowed out of the sad eyes, and instantly expanded into two vast rivers.
At this moment, I finally recalled what happened to the faint sense of danger that arose in my heart when I saw Des and Dena courting Sister Sharna.
Seeing Sharna's second personality for the first time, Arturia, Karina, Desidna and others were also at a loss. Lin, who knew the danger of Sharna's second personality, was also at a loss. Ya and others, however, nervously pulled the others to spread out to avoid being affected.
It is another perfect interpretation of a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist.
"Brother Zi, no, you are not allowed to look at other people. You can only look at my sister and me."
Sister Sharna, forcibly turned my dull gaze on Des and Dena to her face.
From an invisible angle, her baby brother cast a cold gaze at Des and Dena.
What Des and Dena saw was a pair of extremely beautiful sea-blue pupils that had never seen violence and killing even in the most ferocious beasts and monsters. Just this look made the pair... The Amazon sisters fell into the abyss, as if they had walked out of hell, their blood was cold and they could not move at all.
Des and Dena have every reason to be sure that if they were not [busy] acting coquettishly to their younger brother, Sharna would have killed them just now.
Even if she reveals her innocent and coquettish second personality, she is only open to her younger brother. The rest... are still so cold and ruthless... no, even more cruel and murderous.
Looking at Sharna's face at this time, which was completely different from her usual cold and aloofness, like a coquettish child, full of cuteness and squeamishness, everyone couldn't help but have such thoughts flashing through their hearts. No wonder...no wonder Just now, Vilas and the others would hurriedly pull everyone out of the way.
Little did I know that Des and Dena had already gone full circle in hell, and I was still struggling with Sister Sharna's drunkenness.
Beja, don't you want to drink with me? Beja! ! Come on, I'll make it happen for you! !
With tears streaming down her cheeks, I stretched out my hand to Beiya, but before I could reach out, Beiya had already looked frightened, and with a swish sound, she cowered behind Arturia, not even daring to show a single hair. Come.
"Brother Zi~~~Brother~~~Zi~~~!!"
Seeing that I ignored her, Sister Sharna put her arms around my neck, pouted her little mouth in dissatisfaction, and swayed around. Her coquettish skills reached the maximum in an instant.
"I'm here, I'm here, what's wrong?" I responded quickly, fearing that my neck would be broken.
"Ah hoo~~~Brother Zi~~~ Let's be brave together and defeat the devil." Sister Sharna immediately cheered.
"Hero... Demon King?"
Some vague memories vaguely flashed through my mind, and the next moment, my expression changed drastically.
"Linya, hurry up, I will try my best to delay the time and let the people in Rogge's Bar take refuge!!"
I only had time to yell at Linya, before I was dragged away by Sister Sharna, who was full of passion and spear in the air.
"Go to the Demon King's Cave with my younger brother Purple~~Hiccup~~defeat the Demon King~~Hiccup~~~"
Those vague memories in my mind finally reminded me of the first time I teamed up with Sister Sharna to flatten Rogge Bar. Weren’t we just playing the game of a brave man fighting the devil?
Therefore, I have absolute reason to believe that the Demon King’s Cave mentioned by Sister Sharna is the Rogge Bar.
Thinking of the tragic back of the fat bar owner, I couldn't help but wipe a handful of apologetic tears in my heart. After all, there are still people more tragic than myself in this world. What's even more sad is that not only can I not stop it, but I also want to be the cause of this... One of the tragic murderers.
Along the way, I tried my best to stall for time, citing various excuses such as the need to fight monsters to accumulate some experience and equipment on the way to challenge the Demon King.
By the time we arrived at Roger's Bar, the avenue, which was originally brightly lit and full of bars at night, had become completely dark, with only the cool breeze blowing continuously.
It seems that we have caught up.
I wiped a cold sweat in my heart. In this way, even if the Rogge Bar was flattened, at worst, I would have to cut off my body again to pay a sum of money, and then maybe add another indelible spiritual scar to the bar owner.
Just when the [Demon King's Cave] is right in front of you.
Suddenly, a burgundy figure stood in front of him. Just like any heroic protagonist appearing for the first time, the strong wind blew up the majestic cloak. He held a spear in his hand, revealing an aloof and invincible temperament. The naked half of his body was shrouded in shadow, leaving only a mysterious heroic appearance.
"That's it, monsters. Today, let me, Kami Chara Smita, end your journey of sin."
Like the opening remarks of most protagonists, the voice of vicissitudes of life and loneliness comes from the opposite side.
Well, since this guy is doing himself a favor, I won’t complain.
"Sister, there is an enemy, and it must be the weakest among the Demon King's four guards, the Slime, the Goblin, the Snot Beast, and the Sinking Mammoth!!"
I yelled and got into a defensive stance.
"Don't worry, just leave it to me, onee-sama."
With her tall chest raised confidently, Sister Sharna stepped forward and stood in front of me. She waved the spear in her hand while a majestic killing intent radiated from her body.
"Hmph, you stupid humans, catch up if you have the guts, hahahaha~~~~"
Someone, who instantly switched from hero mode to a member of the Demon King's army, suddenly kicked back and quickly flew away into the darkness.
"It's not that easy to run away!!"
Sister Sharna snorted and chased after her.
After a while, Linya's figure emerged from the darkness.
"Fortunately~~~"
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and let out a breath.
"Good Linya, how did you find the old drunkard?" I happily held Linya in my arms and asked curiously.
"It just happened that when I was evacuating the guests in the bar, I saw Master Kasha, so I made a small deal."
Linya stuck out her tongue at me coquettishly.
"Brother Wu, for this deal, you have to go ask Alto yourself and ask her for a bottle of Sac crystal wine."
"It's natural."
I nodded hurriedly, this is a trivial matter, I, Jeluka, and Artoria all have them in stock. Please call us a wealthy family.
"Speaking of Sac Cristal..."
I suddenly remembered what Sister Karina had said before, and when I looked at Linya alone, I suddenly felt like teasing her. I couldn't help but touch her fair earlobe and breathed softly.
"Linya, don't you want to try Sister Karina's suggestion?"
Saying this, he looked down, staring at the deep and alluring *** with evil intentions. If he could use this as a wine glass... then Sajia's life would be worth it.
After understanding what I meant, Linya's pretty face turned red instantly, and her breathing became hot and rapid...
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Sure enough, I still can't do it. From now on, please call me Tuo Shen Qi (I always feel that this title is very powerful). Aunt Qi respects herself. Xiao Qi, I have already written it down in the yellow book. Black room oh bastard! !
***: Don’t forget to get one a day. Apply for a small account. Now I find out that all *** members can no longer receive it. No wonder there are so many gift chapters that cannot be consumed. If they are not claimed, the author And since she can’t get this part of the royalties, Dian Niang is really too insidious.
***2: The group is almost full again, deep sea mud beasts, you know~~~