Chapter 1,186: Head-Covered and Slapped with Bricks in a Deep Alley

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This time it’s really…how should I put it? Unexpectedly, the thing that Arturia wanted to give to her that she couldn't bear to say at that time turned out to be a four-cornered penis.

Slightly... no, it was a super god unfolding. It was like a living Gundam suddenly descended from the sky, appeared in front of me, looked down from a high position, pointed at me with a pulse laser sword and said, are you my master?

No, if you think too much, some common sense in your brain will be confused and collapsed...

Holding my head, which was swollen and dizzy, I took unsteady steps and walked down the stairs.

It's just past noon now, and there's still plenty of time before the bonfire dinner to be held in the evening for everyone to prepare, provided that these two guys, Little Jasmine and Jeluka, don't tear down the house.

What is Artoria's favorite food?

This profound question suddenly occurred to me.

I remember asking her before, and her answer was, "As long as it's delicious, I won't eat it all. I have no weaknesses in all things related to eating." She was so majestic, confident, and upright. He answered with pride in his chest.

It was an accident. It was a bit unexpected, but considering Artoria's character, it seemed to be a matter of course. All in all, this was a king who was not picky about food at all, as long as it tasted delicious.

However, although she is not picky about food, it does not mean that Arturia does not pay attention to what she eats. If I have to say it, this idiot is actually a big eater and a glutton. Besides saving the world and revitalizing the elves, eating is one of her few things. One of the few hobbies she has. Of course, this is just something I guessed from her every move. After all, every time she eats, she will unconsciously overflow with a feeling of exhaustion. The feeling of contentment and happiness when soaking in a hot spring.

Willas's craftsmanship should be able to satisfy her completely. I have tasted Kaluge's craftsmanship. Although it is good, it is not as good as Willas's. I believe that when the time comes, it will be highly praised by Artoria.

As for me, humph, don’t be scared. As a husband, of course I have to cook, and I want to challenge the super giant of the universe, the deep sea blue one-eyed piebald grilled whole octopus. In short, it means to cook the whole octopus. Just put it on the rack and bake it.

While I was thinking this, I turned the corner of the stairs and suddenly a burst of wind woke me up.

Enemy attack! !

I raised the alarm in my mind, but my nerves failed to respond. The attacker seemed to have used some magic trick to zoom in on the target instantly, and at the same time, a familiar shout rang out from above my head.

This crisp sound that makes people feel that it lacks training is...

After being stunned for a moment, I had already missed the last moment of defense, and my vision went dark! !

Could this be the legendary, deep-lane trick-or-treating style?

I had conceived in my mind countless times the tactics used to deal with old drunkards, old man Farah and a few other old men. Unexpectedly, before they were put into practice, others would use them on me.

I just wanted to hold my head and yell "Don't slap me in the face", but I realized something was wrong.

The cover on the head... the close touch on the face was a bit too soft, like something made from some kind of super high-end fabric that could not be bought even with money.

As for why I know, it's because the fabrics Veras usually makes for me are always as good as possible, and the soft and smooth texture on my face is more than twice as good as those fabrics.

Who is it that actually uses such high-grade fabrics for the sacks used to cover other people's heads? Aren't the bricks that will be photographed later made of precious stones?

Could this be the legendary imperial army's preferential treatment of prisoners?

As expected, the attacks that followed one after another did not come. Instead, a proud moan reached his ears.

I stood up wordlessly, touched the thing covering my head, grabbed it off, and took a look.

The first thing that catches the eye is a small cartoon bear head.

The field of vision slowly expanded, and the little cartoon bear head turned into a silk pure white cartoon bear penis.

"How about it, idiot Wu, it feels disgusting to be trapped by a penis embroidered with your own image. Now you can feel a little bit about how I felt when I took over this penis from Sister Alto."

Standing on the stairs, the little girl princess, Beja, looked at me condescendingly and raised her chin proudly.

"No...it's not so much that I feel disgusted when I'm covered by a penis embroidered with my own image, but I feel more embarrassed by a girl's vagina being put on my head."

I couldn't find a suitable entry point for my complaint at the moment, so I could only answer Beiya's words honestly.

"You...what did you say?!"

It was not the expected answer. The smile on Beya's face immediately faded, revealing an angry expression.

"This...this is my Highness's penis. You should feel honored to be able to put it on your head. To say that it is embarrassing is really shameless!!"

"Oh, you also know it's your ***." I glanced at Beiya indifferently.

"Then I'll take it and put it on other men's heads. There will always be some perverts who will feel happy and honored. After all, this is the vagina of a noble princess of the elves. Put it on your own head. , maybe there is some flavor...tsk tsk tsk."

"You, you, you...you big idiot, what a pervert, what do you want to do? How dare you want to use His Highness's vagina to...play with those disgusting and perverted grown men? I will kill you. I will definitely kill you." you!!!"

After hearing what I said, Beya's eyes suddenly flashed with tears of anger, and she even felt like crying.

"If you're so disgusted, why do you want to put it over my head?"

Seeing that the fire was almost done, I stopped, otherwise I would really be hunted down by a large group of elves.

Beja was stunned.

"I'm also what you call a grown man, so it really doesn't matter if you put on your vagina?" Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but add to the anger.

"Ah, that's terrible!!" Beya reacted and immediately held her head and screamed.

"I was only thinking about how to get revenge on this idiot, but I didn't even think about this. I actually put my most beautiful clothes on this guy's head... Wuwu~~~~"

Looking at Beiya squatting on the ground, moaning in agony, I fell into a state of speechlessness.

As Tia said this morning, this little princess of the Elf tribe is really...a fool sometimes.

"You should be happy. Fortunately, this piece of clothing is new and has not been worn. Otherwise, humph, it smells like a little elf princess... If it is auctioned, maybe even a hundred gems will still be competing for it. Grab it."

No, even if it has not been worn, it is more than this price if it is made by Arturia herself. Of course, I will not say such words.

Thinking like this, I proudly put the little *** in my hand on my finger and turned it around.

Ah, no, could it be said that my current movements and expressions are quite abnormal?

"You pervert, you beast. Today, Your Highness is going to do something good for the people and get rid of you, the guy who pollutes the air."

Beya, who was running wild, bared her teeth and claws, and rushed forward regardless of her own safety.

good chance.

The moment Beiya pounced, I hit her head hard with the gun in my hand.

"Woo~wuwu~~What happened? You idiot, what did you do to His Highness?!"

Immediately, Beja, whose head was half covered, jumped straight onto the stair wall in front of me after I got out of the way, and there was a very heroic impact sound.

She used her hands and feet to take off the little bra covering her head, and sat on her knees with her splayed figure spread out, covering her pretty red nose, with tears in her eyes. She stared at Beiya with wide eyes. She really wanted to put this The scene was filmed.

Nominated as: It’s your own fault.

"Okay, no more fussing with you little girl. I'll go back and prepare for tonight's dinner. Remember to come on time, otherwise I won't wait for you."

As I walked, I waved to Beja, who was left behind and stared at me.

"Wait, you idiot." Beja suddenly shouted.

"Why, haven't you learned your lesson yet? Let me tell you, wait until you grow taller..."

"Watch the fight!!"

Before he finished speaking, a punch with an iron tiger's finger landed on his stomach. It was indeed one of the two most taboo words for this little girl.

"Take it!"

With an irresistible command tone, Beja handed the thing in her hand to me, who was doing what only a saint could do, half kneeling on the ground and covering his bloody abdomen with half-open eyes.

"ha?"

Seeing what Beiya handed over, I first touched my forehead, then reached out and touched Beiya's forehead in front of me.

"What are you doing, you idiot? How can you touch His Highness's forehead casually?"

As a result, Beja immediately slapped her hand away angrily.

Not a dream.

I wiped my eyes in disbelief again and looked at Beiya's little hand again, and then I was sure that she actually handed me her little vagina.

It is said that there is a rule in the Dark Continent. When you want to challenge your opponent, you take off the gloves you are wearing and throw them coolly in front of your opponent.

Could it be that...this is a challenge rule unique to the elves?

In my mind, I simulated a scene like this: an elf warrior who wanted to challenge his opponent calmly and elegantly took off his pants, revealing his bare thighs, and then, without any hesitation, He hesitantly took off the last layer of the fortress, revealing his [Beep] or [Beep], and threw the *** that might have been stuck with something strange in his hand towards his opponent, and then he calmly and elegantly He took out a new pair of pants and put them on, finally put on his pants properly, and looked proudly at his stunned opponent, whose momentum had already been reduced by half.

This is really such a heroic custom. I never thought that the elegant and noble elves would have such a bold and unrestrained side.

No wonder the women of the elves like to wear skirts. It seems that I unintentionally caught a glimpse of the truth about the prosperity and decline of the elves from this pure little dress.

Speaking of which, when I competed with Artoria on the wedding day, why didn't she throw the **** she was wearing to me? That is a peerless collection.

"You idiot, you must be thinking of something rude again."

When I came back to my senses, Beiya, the little girl, had already strangled my neck with her elbows and kept moving closer to my toes. At the same time, she opened her little mouth and let out an ahhh sound. That little tiger tooth had sunk into the flesh of my shoulder. inside.

Are the queen's U-shaped hoop + the little ghost biting? Although both skills are only used in their own way but not their essence, the combined power cannot be underestimated.

"It hurts so much, let go, surrender, I surrender!!"

After less than a second, I started foaming at the mouth and rolling my eyes, hitting the ground and waving the white flag.

"Just tell me what you want to do, I'm still in a hurry."

After finally getting rid of Beiya's entanglement, I looked serious.

"Also...that is to say, this...this *** will be temporarily...put with you for the time being!!"

Beiya lowered her head, her face was like a big, juicy red apple. She didn't know whether it was because of anger or shame.

"Why do I have to keep the *** for you?"

My eyes widened, thinking that the girl in front of me was telling the most boring joke of the century.

"This...isn't this something that can't be helped, idiot?!"

Beja simply started to act shameless, her long eyelashes were already covered with mist, and she seemed to be about to shed tears at any time.

“Because it’s a gift from Sister Alto, I can’t throw it away, but it has your idiot’s face embroidered on it. If I put it in the room, it would feel like... as if I’m being stared at by you, this idiot, and I’ll feel uncomfortable all over! !”

"Girl, are you suffering from paranoia?" I touched Beja's forehead again.

"In a word, that's it, I'll put it with you first!!" Beya couldn't help but put the *** into my arms.

"I'm warning you. You are not allowed to lend it to others. You are not even allowed to be seen by others. Do you hear me? Otherwise, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will not let you go, you idiot!!"

After touching the wet tears on her eyes, the little girl opened her eyes wide and said to me with a warning look on her face.

"In exchange, my *** will also..."

Beja's strong and weak look made me unable to refuse. After scratching my head, I suddenly found a good place to deal with the four corners of my hand.

"Go to hell!!"

I haven’t finished speaking yet…

"Alright alright."

I casually stuffed the little *** into my arms and whispered in my mouth.

"Let's wear it another day."

"I'll kill you if you dare to do this, you pervert!!"

This girl brought a lot of heavy objects from nowhere, including chairs, desks, cabinets, etc., and threw them at me like raindrops.

You're already murdering, bastard! !

I dodged and ran out of the door, then breathed a sigh of relief and glanced back.

Just put a little yellow mud on the cartoon bear's place on the little girl's face, and then make a big announcement that this is the girl's pussy of the little elf princess, and do it right away when you get back.

If you can have the determination to escape death...

Then, at the corner less than a hundred meters away from the Elf clan's station.

An unexpected breeze blew by, and just when I was confused, my vision suddenly went dark.

The rough feeling coming from his face told him that what he encountered this time was one of the necessary tools for the real deep-alley head-covering and brick-slapping style - a large sack that can cover half of the body!

What a cheat! ! !

As soon as such a roar came out of his heart, his body was tightly bound by something, and then lifted sideways.

"Quick, be careful not to be discovered by others."

Through the thick and sealed sack, a sound that pretended to be sharp, but still couldn't escape my ears, rang out.

"Yes, Lucy... Wuwuwu~~~Mona Lisa. Lu~~ Lu~~ Lu~~ Captain!"

Another voice sounded, obviously revealing something, but his mouth was immediately covered, and he finally changed his tone.

Lu~~Lu~~Lu~~Your sister, how can you have such a weird name in this world? Do you think you are an alien girl who fainted from hunger on the road and likes to feed grilled saury to cats? !

Being carried head and feet, the journey was bumpy, and finally, the two of them stopped.

After the body was tied to the pillar with belts, the large sack covering the head was removed.

In the dimly lit cabin, two pretty female thieves, their faces covered with black cloth, gradually appeared clearly in his field of vision.

"Little fox, Tia, what on earth do you want to do?" I couldn't wait to roar at these two guys.

"Ah, it was exposed immediately!"

The tall female thief exclaimed.

"Of course, don't you look at it. In this cold weather, who else in the whole camp is dressed like you? Can you please be more dedicated as a thief?"

"And you, Lucia, even though there are a lot of fox-people in the camp, but with the obvious features on their tails and the fact that they sweep their tails around proudly all day long, I really can't find anyone except you!!"

I think it is necessary to give these two female snitches a heads-up and let them know that being a thief is also an art and a delicate job. They can just cover their faces casually.

"Fanfan is so awesome."

With an admiring look in her eyes, Tia pulled off the black mask covering her face, revealing her signature sunny smile.

"You...don't talk nonsense, what are the obvious characteristics of this Tianhu's tail?"

On the other side, the little fox, who also showed his true face, glanced at me nervously, swung the furry fox tail behind him in front, checked it again and again, and put his nose up to smell it carefully to make sure it was nothing. , then her eyes widened charmingly and she glared at me, as if I had deceived her feelings.

"You bad guy, tell me quickly, what are your characteristics? If you dare to deceive this Tianhu, I will castrate you."

"You really want me to say it?"

I admired the little fox's cute and angry look incomprehensibly.

"Of course... I will tell you the truth."

For a moment, the little fox's eyes still flashed with panic, and it seemed that he was very concerned about what the "obvious features of the tail" were from my mouth.

"Ahem, okay, you have to listen."

I deliberately whetted my appetite, and this pretty fox followed my wide-open mouth but made no sound, swallowed nervously, and clenched its little fists.

"That's because your tail and the tails of your other fox-men must be soft and fluffy, shiny and smooth, warm and smooth, and very restless. Are you satisfied with this?"

"Eh...Eh?"

The little fox showed a rare expression of shock, with its slightly opened mouth unconsciously uttering monotonous syllables.

Soon, an exaggerated and beautiful blush emerged from her pretty face, and quickly spread to the roots of her ears. Suddenly, she tightly covered her hot cheeks and turned away shyly, not to let me see it. She looks shy now.

Hey, hey, I just complimented your tail. This is too exaggerated.

I was about to complain, but suddenly I remembered some little knowledge about the fox tribe.

For a fox-man, especially a female fox-man, their tail is undoubtedly a second face. Complimenting their tail is equivalent to praising them for their beauty.

Of course, this kind of thing is not something that can be praised casually. The tail is a very important and erotic part of a fox. Only very, very important people can touch it. Therefore, praising someone's beautiful tail is actually the same as praising her breasts. important places like that.

Just imagine, if it is a stranger, no, even a very familiar old friend, if the other party suddenly compliments and says, ah, your breasts are in great shape, plump and tall, I am afraid that they will be immediately served by flying fists and the friendship will be severed.

However, if she really shyly accepts your compliment, in addition to proving that the relationship between the two of you has reached a certain level of intimacy, and even to the extent that you are committed to each other, such a compliment will undoubtedly be more valuable than a compliment. If it is beautiful, the effect will be more obvious.

The little fox in front of him was caught in such shyness and joy.

"Ahem, uh huh!!"

However, the Heavenly Fox Saint is the Heavenly Fox Saint after all. Soon, the little fox suppressed the shyness and joy. With a pretty face flushed and eyes shining, she coughed pretending to be calm and turned around. .

"Don't... don't think that saying such kind words can get around you. This is what it should be. This Tianhu's tail is of course the most beautiful among the fox tribe."

As he said this, the little fox proudly puffed out his chest.

"Puff, puff, puff - puff, puff - puff, puff -"

A strange noise caught Tia and I's attention. Following the sound, the two of us immediately burst out laughing in our hearts.

What made the sound was the little fox's tail, which was swinging around excitedly at a fast speed, almost forming a whirlwind in the small room.

She looked indifferent and took it for granted, but the smooth and beautiful fox tail and unconscious movements completely exposed her extremely happy and sweet mood. This is full of tsundere, which makes people want to wait. Lucia, the little fox whom I held in my arms and loved for the rest of my life.

"Captain Lucia, don't be tempted by the enemy's sweet words!"

At the critical moment, Tia suddenly grabbed Lucia's shoulders and shook her desperately.

This shake immediately woke up Lucia, who was immersed in a sea of ​​joy and pride. She patted her still hot face and the movements of her tail slowed down.

Tsk! !

I made a secret noise and gave Tia a threatening look that said, "Little girl, just wait and see."

Seeing that this little fox was about to be coaxed into being docile by me, even if I asked her to help me untie her body, she would most likely agree. Unexpectedly, Tia stepped in and shook the little fox awake. .

"Of course... how could I be tempted by this bad guy's sweet words!!"

While denying it in a panic, the little fox gave me a pretty look, and her expression became more vigilant. It seemed that it was impossible to fool her a second time.

"I said, what are you two doing? Why did you kidnap me here?"

Getting back to business, our topic finally returned to the scene before us.

"Tell me, what shameful things did you and Arturia do inside?"

The little fox's pretty face turned cold, and he stepped forward with strong jealousy and asked.

"Artoria is my wife..."

I muttered aggrievedly, wanting to remind this little fox of something important.

"Don't tell me!" The little fox glared, and he didn't know when he had a whip in his hand.

"I'll do it, I'll do it now!!"

Just like the cowardly traitor in the war movie who was captured by the Japanese at the beginning of the second episode and surrendered to the enemy, and the imperial army called him happy, I howled loudly.

"Artoria and I are discussing the campfire dinner tonight."

In fact, I was just pretending to surrender. I was in the Cao camp and my heart was with the Han.

"Who are you lying to? If we just discuss this kind of thing, Artoria will stop talking? Who are you lying to? You bad guy, it seems that if I don't give you a little pain, you won't tell the truth." The fox sneered, and the long whip in his hand whirred, exuding a threat like a poisonous snake swimming around him.

"I did it, I really did it." I cheated again.

"Actually, it's because Arturia made me a *** and wanted to give it to me."

"Really?" This time, the little fox was doubtful, because this was the truth and there was no flaw in it.

"Of course it's true, I swear in the name of Tia." I pointed to the sky as proof.

Dia, who was watching from the side, tilted her head in trouble because of my oath.

"Besides that, what else did you do?"

Lucia's keen girlish intuition still detected a flaw in it. Yes, even if what the bad guy said was true, the queen sent him a message, but there was no guarantee that she would not do anything afterwards. The woman took the initiative Wouldn't the atmosphere be just right if you give a gift? This bad guy must be taking advantage of the opportunity...taking the opportunity...

As she thought about it, Lucia's two little tiger teeth were exposed.

"Wait, I really didn't do anything. I swear in the name of Muradin!!" A chill suddenly surged up my neck, and I defended loudly.

I will tell you honestly, this jealous little fox, did Arturia and I kiss? Naive, so naive.

I recited these 15 words in my heart several times: be lenient when confessing, go to jail, be strict when resisting, and go home for the New Year. My expression became righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Hmph, it's all nonsense, where are Tia's members!!" The little fox suddenly turned his head and looked at Tia who was standing aside.

"Captain Lucia." Tia stood up straight.

"Search for me!"

The little fox smiled charmingly, and those two little tiger teeth emitted a faint light in the dim little black room...

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Ha, I finally caught up again, and tomorrow is the weekend, so I went to Ban Aru for seven days! ! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation at *** (***.***), ***. Your support is my biggest motivation.)