Chapter 1,212 The Perfume of the Pornographic Maid

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I think this is a very serious issue. It involves my reputation as an alliance elder, and I must investigate it thoroughly.

First, where to start? Is it the red and attractive cherry lips in front of me, or the plump and soft breasts a little further down that are no less than a little ghost?

"abnormal……"

I don't know when, those deep purple eyes opened, and then the cherry lips that I had been peeping at trembled slightly and uttered these two words.

System prompts: The player Druid Wu Fan has obtained the title "Pervert Early in the Morning".

Hint, sister, hint! Oh oh oh oh, damn, I missed the best opportunity for a sneak attack.

I held my head and screamed, you idiot, can't I just kiss and touch you at the same time? When you can have your cake and eat it too, why bother with those ancient sayings? Go to hell with the ancients and all that!

Since they are ancient people, aren’t they already dead? If you think about it this way, the curse is really very powerless.

"It's not a good idea to call your master a pervert after waking up so early in the morning, my perverted comrade-in-arms, Knight Jeluka."

With a deep tone and an exaggerated gesture, I opened my hands to welcome the magic-repairing maid who woke up from her sleep.

"Your Highness, you can just pervert yourself to the end. Be happy, you are a unique existence in the world." Jeluka in her arms raised her head and showed a blessing smile.

"Don't bless me, idiot. Do you think that your master will become a pervert? Do you think I will be fooled? Those who can be happy because of this are the only perverts in the world! It is such a trap, right? Having said that, You haven’t asked me why I wake up so early in the morning and call people perverts.”

Then again, why do I have to complain so early in the morning?

"This is a misunderstanding. I was just scolding a pervert who was considering attacking my lips or my breasts. It has nothing to do with His Highness."

Jeluka turned her face away with an indifferent expression, as if it really had nothing to do with me.

I:"……"

It’s time to get rid of the bad habit of often unknowingly speaking out what’s on your mind.

"Okay, let's get down to business, why are you here and am I here?" I pointed at Jeluka and then at the room and asked with a serious face.

"Isn't this a natural setting?"

Jeluka's expression also became more serious. If only the word "setting" that made people think the credibility was discounted could be removed.

"His Royal Highness couldn't help his curiosity and secretly ate the bottle of expired contraceptive pills, a family heirloom that my mother had entrusted to me before she passed away, and then his bestiality..."

As if what she said was true, Jeluka covered her pretty face and sobbed softly like the helpless maid in the Duke of Beasts.

Damn it! !

She pinched her face and pulled it to both sides with the expressive expression of this pornographic maid.

There were too many complaints, which made me feel inexplicably powerless, so I could only use this interrupting skill.

"What's the truth?"

"His Royal Highness raped the maid." Jeluka, whose performance was exposed, took off the mask of the crying girl and replied calmly and concisely.

"It's too concise, idiot, please be more detailed!" I complained.

"On a thunderstorm night, the Duke of Beasts, who had just gone to the palace and vented his passion on the noble and beautiful bodies of Her Majesty the Queen and her five daughters, was in a good mood and faced the dark clouds and lightning outside the window alone. Cheers and drunkenness. She had just been recruited to work in the castle. Seeing this, the kind maid who didn't know the sinister nature of people's hearts wanted to help her master to avoid catching a cold. In the end, she gently placed the Duke of Beast on his face that was covered with dirt. When the blood and tears of many girls were soaked on the big bed, the beastly Duke's scarlet eyes, which were stimulated by the wine, suddenly opened. At that moment, a pale and angry lightning flashed outside the window, turning the dark castle in the rain. Dyed a sad pale color, the gears of fate began to turn, and no one could stop it. The entanglement between the bestial Duke and the beautiful maid began from then on. No one thought that it was this beautiful lady who The seemingly weak and powerless girl finally couldn't bear the infidelity of the Beast Duke, so she drove 100,000 horses to put an end to the Beast Duke's ugly crime of trying to get beauties from all over the continent to get pregnant for him, and became a great hero praised by everyone on the continent... …”

"How about a plot like this?" Jeluka asked me after closing the book titled "Black Love of Life and Death - The xxx of the Beast Duke and the Maid".

"Too weak, this author, the era of Astro Boy has passed, and this prince cannot be killed without tens of millions of horsepower." I touched my chin and judged.

"It's completely wrong. It's too detailed. It's not so much too detailed as it is a lie read from a book without any sincerity, you bastard!!" Suddenly I woke up and I turned over the coffee table in my heart. . "In short, the plot is almost like this. Yesterday, when I was sending the drunken His Highness back, His Highness suddenly became animalistic and ended up living a life of debauchery every day and every night without shame or impatience."

With a blush on her pretty face, the maid who suddenly became shy buried the part below her eyes in the quilt and said playfully.

"How did you know I was drunk?"

To be subtle, I didn’t refute the story of animal nature. I always felt that at that time... ahem, that’s what happened anyway.

"Your Highness Beja went to play with His Highness Tia."

"Oh." Jeluka's honest answer allowed me to connect the whole thing together, but...

"Maybe it's my imagination, but I always feel like you're hiding something."

"No, I swear in the name of His Royal Highness the Prince!"

"No...even if you swear in my name..."

I looked troubled. Although I doubted whether my name could be used, my integrity bottle was still in a very dry state recently...

Ahem, let's just treat it like this. Even if there is something to hide, if this dirty maid insists on not telling me, it must be for my own good, I firmly believe that.

Phew~~~

On the other side, Jeluka also breathed a sigh of relief.

This idiot is really not easy to fool. He is always very sensitive in places where he shouldn't be, and his intuition is particularly sensitive.

The answer just now was that she made the decision after thinking about it for a long time from the moment she woke up. Sure enough, she still couldn't tell the truth to this idiot and tell him that His Highness Tia gave him the love potion.

Of course...of course, this is also for the sake of the relationship between the two clans, not because of jealousy or anything...not at all. After all, he is known as the Twelve Knights who are fair and strict.

Jeluka calmed down and managed to maintain some moral integrity in unusual places.

When she had just relaxed mentally, suddenly, a numb feeling centered on the two sensitive soft flesh on her chest, spread in all directions of her body, and eroded into her brain, making Jeluka unconsciously say A coquettish moan.

"You are really sensitive early in the morning. I don't know who the pervert is."

The sensitive *** I heard unexpectedly made the flames in my heart rise, and I couldn't help teasing.

"That's not the case, it's because the hands of the Beast Prince are too...too lewd."

Jeluka, whose face instantly turned red due to her body's unsatisfactory reaction, stammered a retort.

"Really? Is it my slut or my little maid's slut? This is indeed a question and needs to be discussed clearly."

Nodding her head infatuatedly, she rubbed her breasts that were full of smooth and soft texture with more force, and at the same time kissed her moist and attractive lips.

Immediately, the scent of tulips full of noble and mysterious feeling, which made people nostalgic, filled my heart and lungs. I closed my eyes deeply and took an intoxicating sniff, as if I was addicted and kept asking for it.

"Animal, perverted, unsatisfied with desires, obviously he did so much yesterday..."

During the kiss, Jeluka's intermittent, shy and cute protests came to her ears.

"That's not okay. You were satisfied yesterday, but I didn't feel anything at all." I said reluctantly as I slightly moved away from the slutty maid's lips.

"Who... Who... Who is satisfied? Being insulted, seduced and forced by you, the beastly prince, can only... only..."

She can really say these powerful words that ordinary girls find difficult to say without hesitation, this dirty maid.

"What will happen?"

I gently pecked the sweet lips beside my mouth, and looked at the stuttering Jeluka with a constricted expression.

"I just... just feel uncomfortable." Turning her head away, not daring to meet my eyes, the pornographic maid, who was becoming more and more cute, puffed her cheeks and muttered in a low voice.

"If that's the case, let me make you feel comfortable this time." I couldn't help but laugh.

"I just... don't feel comfortable... um~~ um ah~~"

"Eh? Why did I seem to hear a very comfortable *** just now?"

"That's... that's painful ***... ah~~~"

"I know, my little maid is a masochist, and she can't be satisfied with ordinary postures, that's right."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely nothing like this! You perverted prince!!!!"

Once in bed with this pornographic maid who would become shy, timid and tough-talking, with a bit of m-attribute, we had a delicious morning.

In other words, being with this stupid maid, you can really experience the shameless and debauched life every day and every night.

When the white light outside the window became dazzling, I knew it was time to get up.

Reluctantly, I put down the maid who had collapsed into a ball in my arms, her lips opening and closing unconsciously, her pupils completely losing focus, and having been spoiled by my own play, I hurriedly got up and got dressed.

It's rare to be with Jeluka, but I didn't expect it to be so short. I have no choice but to make this fool shy and unable to let go. Why don't you want me and Vilas to confess so quickly? If we can be honest, we can be together openly, and there is no need to be so secretive as now. Only by taking advantage of the right time, place and people can we stay together for one night.

Could it be that... this pornographic maid with M attributes on the bed prefers the excitement of this kind of affair?

"Pervert, beast, devil, unsatisfied slut, might as well be kicked to death by a million horses."

Jeluka, who had finally regained her breath at some point, quietly poked out a pair of purple eyes that exuded an extremely lazy and charming temperament from under the quilt.

"Yes, yes, I am a pervert, otherwise how could I bully an idiot like you?" I bent down dotingly and touched the beautiful purple hair scattered on the white sheets.

Suddenly, this pornographic maid stretched out a slippery and slender arm from the bed, holding a perfume bottle and sprayed it on me violently.

"Cough cough - cough cough - what are you doing, idiot."

Being sprayed was a bit inexplicable, I coughed and widened my eyes. If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, don't blame me for letting your hidden M attribute explode before I leave.

"revenge!"

Jeluka showed a sly smile.

"This aphrodisiac perfume can attract a million mares. If you go out now, you can immediately enjoy the benefits of having a million-dollar harem."

"You idiot wants this kind of welfare."

Even though I knew this guy was selling his integrity again, I couldn't help but grit my teeth.

"Stupid... His Highness is the one who is stupid. If you just walk out like this... wouldn't you be exposed immediately? You idiot!"

After saying this, the shy Jeluka completely retreated into the bed.

Huh?

I reacted and smelled my body. Sure enough, the unique tulip scent lingering on Jeluka's body just now could no longer be smelled.

It turns out that perfume has such a ferocious effect. It is said that she created such perfume just for the two of us to have an affair. If it is true, it is really well thought out and watertight. She is worthy of being the intelligence leader of the elves.

After bidding farewell to this pornographic maid with one last lingering kiss, I hurried to the new area of ​​the camp and rushed into the command camp.

"Brother Wu (brother), you are finally here!"

Linya and Lena, who had been waiting anxiously inside, cried out in surprise.

"Sorry, sorry, there's still time to catch up."

I lowered my head apologetically. If I hadn't kissed that stupid maid for the last time, and accidentally caught her in a cute shy look with her eyes tightly closed, her eyelashes trembling and wet, and her face flushed. If I hadn't been obsessed with it for too long, I should have been able to. Made it in time.

"Really, where did you go last night? I didn't go home all night." Linya scolded softly, but she didn't go into details, and the topic quickly changed.

Because everyone knows that after yesterday’s inspirational propaganda was released, it was impossible for me, who was being hunted by Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua, to go home and throw myself into a trap. This reproach was just my wife’s coquettishness and concern.

This is the victory of the pornographic maid.

"By the way, where are old man Farah and Short Winter Melon?"

I stared around nervously. I had just rushed in so quickly that I didn't even have time to pay attention to my surroundings. To be honest, I was already prepared to be ambushed by those two old guys.

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There was a sudden power outage around 10:30, which lasted for more than half an hour. I devoured about three to four hundred words, and I have to complete another 7,000 words tomorrow. What a tragedy.

***: A group of clean-up notices will probably be cleaned up on the weekend. Deep-sea mud beasts whose last speech will be before October, please speak up if you see it.