Chapter 1,217 The Maid’s Counterattack

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I don't know if it was Artoria's intention or if this dirty maid was good at making decisions. When I returned to the entrance of the Mages Guild, I realized that there were two little tails following me.

Little Tail is naturally Princess Sanwu. This insignificant maid will be ignored even if she is placed in the command camp, and no one will leave things to her.

Therefore, instead of letting her stand there and occupying precious space, it is better to just stay by your side, so as to avoid this little guy who is like a wild cat and will run away without knowing where to go without being watched. Study her eating habits of the fallen demon, study the reproductive behavior of the hard-skinned mice, and the psychological world.

The little tail is Zeluka. I thought she sneaked back to Artoria without anyone noticing, but I didn't expect that she kept following behind. By the way, do you also want to learn the void skills of Princess Sanwu?

"Why did you come here? Is it okay if Artoria doesn't go back to serve her?"

After glaring for a while, I couldn't help but speak out first. I felt that if I kept glaring, this unscrupulous maid would be able to stare at you forever.

"Oh, it wasn't His Highness who said [Scared hahahaha, tonight I decided to vent my passion on your body, which is as beautiful and delicate as a flower. I obediently went back to the room, stripped naked and prepared for expiration." Contraceptive pills] Is that so?”

The answer was as unreasonable as ever, and the tone was completely imitated.

"No, no, no, I haven't said anything like this. I haven't said it at all. You **** maid, take a step back, even if I am possessed by the Beast Duke, why do I have to prepare expired contraceptive pills? This It's totally a forced sale, and what is "this delicate jade body as beautiful as flowers"? Isn't this a line from a narcissistic novel in which I am the protagonist?

"I'm telling the truth, is there anything wrong?"

The purple hair behind her ears lightly danced, like a purple fairy flying in the wind. The slutty maid showed a faint and quiet smile. Against the backdrop of the night, her tall and graceful figure looked more and more like a blooming purple flower. As delicate, noble and mysterious as tulips.

"Cough cough cough——!!"

I coughed heavily and rolled my eyes several times. How should I answer this question?

To be honest, the purple elf maid in front of me, even if I use delicate flowers, warm jade, white fresh snow, etc. to describe her female body, I feel that I can't fully express the gorgeous feeling. , However, if she praises too honestly, she will get carried away again.

That's right, at this time, you can only use Wu's original topic-changing**.

"The sun is so bright today."

Blocking my forehead, I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. I tried hard to make my eyes feel as if I were really seeing the sun. I squinted tightly, and my face reflected the dazzling brilliance of the sun.

Jeluka: "..."

Moissa: "..."

Then, I saw little Jasmine lowering her head and writing something in a small book. She let out a long sigh of relief as if she was releasing the inspiration she had been holding back for several days.

"What are you writing again, you guy?" I glanced at it curiously, and immediately fell to the ground.

There is no night in my world, the Duke of Beasts who shows off his lust during the day.

"You're really good at discovering materials, you bastard."

Her face was like that of an Asura who had just crawled out of hell. I drilled hard on Princess H’s temples, letting her moan expressionlessly. It looked fake, but in fact it couldn’t be more real. The screams were ignored.

"New work?"

The yellow-faced maid held Princess Sanwu's little hand with sparkling eyes and kept shaking it up and down.

"You must let me take a look at it first this time. It would be great if you could give me the original manuscript... no, the first edition. Please give it to me."

Enduring the pain on her temples, Princess Sanwu gave a thumbs up to her fans.

"I said you two————!!!!!!"

Under the night sky, my helpless roar echoed high.

"Hey, haven't Vilas and the others come back yet?"

When I entered the house, it was dimly lit, and there was no one there. They were probably all still busy in the command camp. The two games arranged by the league today were very tightly scheduled, and even I felt so busy that I couldn’t breathe. The feeling of being angry (mainly due to the trouble caused by the old drunkard and that old bastard), let alone the two girls Linya and Lena.

At this time, instead of going back to the command camp to help them, it is better to prepare dinner at home and boil hot water so that the girls can take a hot bath and eat hot food when they come back after a tiring day. Meals.

Jeluka and Little Jasmine also thought this was the case, so the three of them changed into the clothes they wore at home, put on aprons, and started doing whatever they wanted.

Let me show you... Hum, this druid has been practicing dishwashing skills for many years! ! !

After a few swipes, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and looked at a table full of washed vegetables and meat. They were so clean that they seemed to be sparkling. They were smiling gratefully at me, and I suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction. But life.

Then go have tea.

“Shiss~~~~~”

There was a crackle in the kitchen, and occasionally a burst of extremely dark flames could be seen, flashing by. Not long after, another burst of unknown purple gas leaked out slightly, and a cockroach that survived in Willas's hand, After passing through this purple gas, it never came out again.

Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? Xiaoqiang! ! !

I shuddered in shock, and sweat broke out on my body in the middle of winter. Is this the kitchen or Frankenstein's laboratory? !

Is it really okay to let the two of them mess around in the kitchen? No, no, no, even if Princess Sanwu is unreliable, isn't there at least Jeluka's food that can be eaten? There's no way her expired birth control pills were added there.

I forced myself to calm down and continue drinking tea.

After a while, Jeluka and little Jasmine both came out of the kitchen, took off their aprons, and looked like they were ready for everything.

"Ready?"

The two maids looked at each other strangely and nodded.

The three of them gathered around a table, drinking tea in silence, waiting for the others to come back.

This atmosphere is so good. Holding the tea cup, I squinted my eyes.

After a hard day's work, their bodies were nourished by the scalding tea. Princess Sanwu and the pornographic maid could rarely sit together quietly without causing trouble for themselves.

Perhaps this moment should be solemnly recorded in my autobiography.

No, wait.

Before waiting and waiting, I will discuss with my moral bottle first. The following delusions are purely fictitious and do not represent my own opinions, so please close the few things left in it tightly, really please! !

I bowed three times to the moral bottle and began to meditate.

As the saying goes, having enough food and clothing means thinking about sex.

Although the current state cannot be said to be full of food and clothing, the body warmed by the hot tea can barely be considered so.

Then what?

The little light bulb in my head began to flicker on and off.

Let me first analyze the immediate environment.

The scene outside: a dark and windy night, a lonely small tent in the wilderness.

Although Carlos's tent is on the opposite side of a jungle, it is still thousands of meters away. Besides, this guy hasn't gone home yet, so it can be regarded as a deserted area within ten miles. In other words, "You can yell, even if you yell, it's broken." No one can hear the throat." This is completely true.

Look inside again, under the dim and ambiguous light, a vigorous, young and strong Druid is sitting with two charming, delicate and beautiful maids, less than one meter apart, and the seductive warmth drifting from the opposite side. The fragrance is constantly irritating the nose.

Just like two plump little lambs swimming happily in front of the big bad wolf's mouth, you only need to open your mouth slightly to enjoy the delicious food.

As long as the small tent is replaced by an eerie castle, and a few flashes of lightning, thunder, and heavy rain are added to the dark night sky, the current situation can be completely replaced by a scene that often appears in the Beast Duke series.

I made an agreement with the moral bottle in advance. I just thought about it. If I really want to do this, my otaku heart seems to lack some courage, and Vilas and the others are coming back soon.

Therefore, no matter how thunderstorms are in his mind, the reality is still calm. If there is anything, it is just a smile that subconsciously opens his mouth, as if drool is about to drool, and is full of erotic atmosphere.

Could it be that he was discovered? I glanced at the other side with a guilty conscience.

I happened to see that the corner of Jeluka's mouth was slightly raised charmingly like a night rose.

Little Jasmine's face remained expressionless, but the dim light pulled her petite back into the shape of a grinning devil.

Huh?

The next moment, crackling sounds of fighting sounded in the small tent.

"That... little Jasmine? Jeluka?"

Not long after, I was tied up on a chair. I carefully looked at the two girls in front of me. The beautiful scene I had just painted in my heart was completely shattered.

This is not a delicate and delicate maid, she is clearly two female tyrannosaurs, bastard! ! !

"What do you two want to do to me, my master?!"

Seeing that I could no longer pretend to be stupid, I took on the posture of a master and shouted loudly with a sullen look on my face.

"The best maid team in the world."

Princess Sanwu said these words indifferently from her beautiful lips, which immediately made me deflate like a balloon being punctured.

"Wait... wait, I have something to say. Although I didn't discuss it with you in advance, I didn't expect to win this one. And you see, everyone is working hard for God's birthday. Your little sacrifice Isn’t it a very meaningful thing to make the audience happy and smile for a while? Isn’t that right? I’m right, Jeluka.”

Like a pinched cabbage worm, I kept squirming and struggling on the chair while explaining.

"It's a pleasure to rob by fire, Your Highness."

When their eyes met, the pornographic maid lifted the purple bangs on her forehead, with a serious smile that seemed to be mischievous.

"No... wait, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. I just thought your hair was very soft today, so I touched it a few times unconsciously." I shook my head vigorously.

"Yeah?"

"It turns out it was all a misunderstanding."

"It seems that I misunderstood the stupid master."

The two maids, who were as close as natural enemies, started to work together at some point. They sang together, and their aura became more and more terrifying.

"You have to apologize to His Highness the Prince properly."

Jeluka wore the smile of a perfect maid, but there was no hint of smile in her words.

"There's no need to apologize. Just help me untie the rope first."

I pointed to the belt wrapped around my waist with my eyes, a kind smile on my face.

You'd better not let me out of trouble, or I'll spank you two bold maids red! !

Obviously, the pornographic maid and Princess Sanwu are not so easily fooled. They each gave a look and suddenly brought out a pot from the kitchen...

The thick liquid exudes strange colors, as if dozens of dyes were accidentally poured in, showing a colorful swirl shape, like the evil witch's pot in a fairy tale. From a distance, the smell alone is... Made me sneeze.

"No!!!"

I finally understood what was going on with the burst of black light and burst of purple smoke I just saw in the kitchen. I forgive these two little maids for having conspired for a long time. Poor Xiao Qiang risked his life to warn me, but I was still ignorant and was in vain. Let it sacrifice its life.

…

"what to do?"

Outside the tent, Carlos and Seattle, the two-person duo, stood a few hundred meters away, looking at the opposite tent that screamed and seemed to have a black aura rising from the sky, peeping at each other.

"Every family has its cupboard."

Carlos thought for a moment and sighed very meaningfully.

"Junior Brother Wu, it's not easy either."

Seatik looked up as if he was tearfully bidding farewell to his comrades. His big copper eyes seemed to reflect the half-figure of someone who appeared under the night sky and looked back, smiled and waved, and then gradually disappeared.

"Brother Carlos, Brother Seattle, help me~~~~~" A vague sentence seemed to come from inside the tent.

"The wind is too strong, did you hear something just now?"

Seatik made a secret noise at the other party's sensitive feeling, and then looked at Carlos with a look on his face pretending to be stupid.

"this……"

The honest and upright Paladin Carlos, after thinking for a few seconds, shook his head decisively and responded vaguely.

"The wind is quite strong. It's... a bit cold tonight."

"Yeah, it's better to go to the bar and have a few drinks to warm up your body."

With that said, the two turned around and left without hesitation, their figures blurred and faded amidst the continuous screams...

In the tent, the bright warm light falling from the top of the head illuminated a table below, an empty pot on the table, and a certain tragic druid who was foaming at the mouth and falling down on the chair next to him. As well as the two maids facing each other at the table, looking at each other without saying a word, these scenes illuminated the room.

"It seems a bit overdone, don't you think? You're a dirty maid."

After taking a slow sip of tea, those expressionless bright yellow eyes cast a sharp gaze directly towards the opposite side, especially the last four words, which were spat out one by one slowly.

"Really? Anyway, it doesn't matter to me what kind of punishment. As for you, no one would have thought that the author of the Duke of Beasts would be a pure girl who doesn't even know what it's like to steal sex." .”

Jeluka seemed to have expected little Jasmine's revelation at a glance. She did not show any panic at the secret being revealed, but instead used sharper words to fight back.

"Although it's nothing to show off, compared to what you call the secret between me and the master, it's really too tender."

Arrogant, nakedly arrogant attitude, little Jasmine's eyes are like a king sitting under the throne, looking down at the ignorant people at the bottom of the stairs with condescension and indifference. This kind of arrogance makes people feel that there is no moisture at all, but it actually exists. There is such a huge gap inside.

"Really? But for a cat that doesn't even know the smell of fish, no matter how gorgeous it is, don't you think... there's always something missing?"

Jeluka showed a calm smile. The innate elegance and noble temperament of the elf made her every move full of beauty. If you didn't listen to the content of the conversation, you wouldn't be able to tell what the two people were fighting for. Have a heated exchange.

"Really? But it's a pity that you seemed to have made a mistake from the beginning. I never wanted to be a [cat]." Little Jasmine said calmly. As a princess, her grace and nobility made her look and feel better. Even her temperament is not inferior to Jeluka opposite her.

"In fact, you are playing the same role as [cat] right now. You can't deceive yourself, little Princess Jasmine."

Little Jasmine wanted to say something else, but suddenly fell silent.

Because of the sound of footsteps in the distance.

However, the eyes between the two of them, unwilling to be outdone, seemed to be silently announcing that this battle was far from over.

"We're back."

As a series of clear and melodious girls' voices sounded, Linya, Lena, Vilas, Sarah, Xilusi, Aikolu, and Kajiel, who had fallen asleep in Vilas's arms, breathed a cold white smile. The fog comes back covered with night.

"Little Jasmine, Jeluka, in that case, Brother Wu should also..."

Linya, who was the first to enter the room, glanced around at the people inside. When her eyes fell on the body of someone lying on the chair, she couldn't help but exclaimed...

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Originally I wanted to write this chapter about the plot on the fourth day of God’s birthday, but I didn’t get enough material to start writing. Give Xiaoqi one more day to collect information. Can anyone teach Xiaoqi how to complete the story in one day? Even though I still have to go to work, I have finished reading the seventeen volumes of the Chinese Little Boss comic, fifty-two episodes of the animation, and the sixty-nine episodes of the Japanese Bread King animation. At this time, I still have to go to the vending machine. Is it necessary to find the legendary time machine?