Chapter 1,223 The Truth [Revealed]
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After the gorgeous Chef Ding of Heyang Restaurant performed a fake TV commercial and completely infringed the copyright in an even more gorgeous way, I set my sights on the final contestant.
The whole arena is already in full swing. Smoke seedlings can be seen rising high on the stove everywhere, heaving and puffing, accompanied by the sizzling sound of frying oil, the aroma of thick soup, etc., filling the entire stage with a sense of excitement. The aroma of food is as warm and inviting as a spring banquet.
The audience in the audience was drooling. It is estimated that once the game is over, more than half of the tens of thousands or nearly 100,000 spectators will flock to various restaurants or stalls to have a full meal so that they can celebrate the birthday of God. On that day, there weren't many other things, just merchants and shops. Normally, if such a large group of hungry wolves appeared, the entire camp would probably be paralyzed.
The work at hand for most players is almost finished. Although there is no specific competition time, think about it, if most people have done their job, let them and tens of thousands of spectators look at you eagerly. …
It is estimated that when these people have no idea in their minds, you will be crushed by the pressure first, so the contestants are also very smart, and no one chooses dishes that require a long time to cook.
Seeing that the competition has come to an end, it is impossible to interview each of the 20 or 30 players. I can only focus on the two most outstanding ones.
That's right, you see, it's those two sneaky guys with their heads covered. I think it's not just me, but also the audience has been looking forward to seeing the true face of these two guys who hide their heads and tail.
"Seeing that the game is coming to an end, ladies and gentlemen, let us seize the last moment to conduct an interview. First of all, everyone is already very curious about this masked player, his name is..."
I chose one of the masked contestants nearby, stood in front of the opponent's kitchen, and looked at the name written on the program list.
"The name is... Herashati."
I:"……"
Masked contestant: "..."
I knock!
With a snap, the knife fell on the opponent's forehead.
"Wuwu~~Fanfan is bullying others."
The masked contestant puffed up his mouth in dissatisfaction.
"Let me tell you, can't you choose a pseudonym that suits your attire and is more secretive? Can't you guess who it is at a glance?"
Ignoring the other party's screams, I poked Tia's forehead and kept lecturing, Herashati, I still have the Mona Lisa! !
"I'm not as powerful as Fanfan. I really can't think of a suitable name, hehehe~~~" Tia, who was full of energy for a moment, tapped her head lightly and stuck out her tongue at me and said playfully.
"Hmm, that's right. When it comes to naming, I'm not bragging... Ahem, if you can't think of a good name, just ask me. I guarantee that it will dazzle you and make you reluctant to choose any one."
Being praised by Tia, I couldn't help but feel proud. Fortunately, I finally remembered my identity as the host and didn't continue to dwell on this issue.
"Surprised, really surprised. This mysterious masked contestant turned out to be the little princess Tia from the Horadric tribe. Let us welcome the noble and beautiful princess Tia with warm applause. To be able to do so in this way Support our league’s programming.”
With that said, when Tia calmly took off the big cloak and hat on her head, revealing her sunny, lively and lovely face, I was the first to applaud, and then the audience also applauded warmly.
I guess there will be a lot of people teasing me. You said something nice, noble and beautiful. Didn't you just hit this little princess on the forehead with a knife without mercy?
However, considering that the status of an alliance elder and the former great elder (my acting great elder seemed to be ignored by others as soon as Akara appeared) is equivalent to that of the little princess of the Horadric clan, no one would think that This kind of behavior is disrespectful, but it reminds me that the relationship between the Alliance and the Horadric tribe is so close.
Of course, there will definitely be some narrow-minded guys at this time who come up with the harem theory and condemn me bitterly in their hearts. If it were a little fox, I might feel guilty a few times, but I am not afraid of Tia at all. It's fair to say that the relationship between the two of us is pure friends. We usually hold hands, Tia shouts and hugs us from behind, etc. It's also very pure and has no other thoughts.
After a round of warm applause, the scene quickly returned to calm. After all, this competition had the participation of the Alliance Grand Elder, the Elf Queen and a certain harem man (hey, have you guys had enough...), so even if there is no more When a Horadric princess appeared, the tortured nerves of the audience had long been numb, and they appeared calm and calm.
However, they soon became surprised again.
Because of those strange ingredients that appear on Tia's kitchen counter.
No, or weird is more appropriate.
Look at this thing that is fleshy, soft, fat, white, and still squirming.
I believe most people in the camp don’t know it because it is a unique creature in the desert kingdom, a sandworm larvae.
The sandworm larvae mentioned here are not the larvae of the hell monsters and sandworms that adventurers in the Lugoin area often see, but the larvae of sandworms that have been entrenched in the desert for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years. They are native to the desert and have the same name, but according to the definition of some foodies, the two can be distinguished completely.
One is edible and the other is not edible.
As for young sandworms, I have eaten them before. When I was a guest of the Horadric tribe and when I was training in the Western Kingdom of the first and second worlds, they can be said to be a specialty of the desert area. An adult sandworm is ten meters long on average. They are long, as thick as a water tank, and can swallow a carriage if they open their mouths. They are famous for creating quicksand in the desert to hunt for prey.
Such a giant insect can give birth to tens of thousands of small larvae at a time. In the harsh desert, the chance that these larvae can survive and grow into adults is less than one in tens of thousands, so many desert residents After capturing these sandworm larvae, they will even leave some behind, raise them, and then return them to the desert to ensure the source of the larvae.
It’s not that no one has thought about keeping this kind of creature in captivity, but it’s not as good as raising a lion or tiger, just keep it in a cage. With the strength of adult sandworms and their flexibility under the sand... ordinary people really can’t afford to hurt them.
There was once a village where someone wanted to raise sandworms. As a result, the whole village became a quicksand area, and the beautiful village became a desert. Of course, the naked part of the village also became the delicacy of sandworms.
Therefore, apart from the powerful Horadric clan, there is really no one else who has the desire, the need, and the ability to raise sandworms in captivity. They have been trapped in the barren desert for thousands of years. Sandworms are their main source of food.
Ahem, the topic seems to be a bit off topic. All in all, although it looks a bit disgusting, the taste of these sandworm larvae is really okay, and the methods are diverse.
As the host, facing most of the confused audience in the audience, of course we have to explain it. It is right to leave this task to Feini. As a wandering mage, she has a lot of useless knowledge in her mind. It's amazing, you must know more about sandworms than I do. Secondly...the host these days is all about voice and appearance, otherwise why would everyone like beautiful anchors?
I want to be like a generation of singers...
After coming back to his senses, although the confusion about the sandworm larvae was solved, but... there are still some incomprehensible ingredients on it. If nothing else, let's talk about this thing - tree bark.
This will not fool the people in the camp. You said that I have never seen sandworms. This is normal, but you still want to fool us with tree bark. You just don’t take the intelligence of our camp people seriously. The endless grassland beside The misty forest is not for fun. In the past hard times, many people ate the bark.
If you say that a poor man gets some tree bark to eat, it may be reasonable, but the majestic Horadric princess... it really makes people cry sadly.
"Let me tell you! You idiot! Do you want Arturia and Grandma Akara to eat?" I leaned close to Dia's ear and said angrily, wishing to remove the white and round little earlobes in front of me. Become an elder.
"This is wrong, Fanfan."
Tia waved her slender index finger towards me with a serious look on her face.
"Such words are so rude. In the desert, these sandworm larvae, these barks, these nuts, and leaves are all the saviors of our Horadric tribe. I would like to express my gratitude to our tribe's saviors." Special, dedicated to Grandma Akara and Sister Alto to taste."
"Sorry, but...is this really okay?"
Realizing that I had said something outrageous, I gave Tia a very apologetic expression.
"No problem, just leave it to me."
Tia patted her plump and attractive chest and assured me forcefully.
"Let me believe you for once..."
I muttered, indeed, although I was running around and couldn't settle down for a moment, this was no different from the little girl, but in the memories related to Tia, there didn't seem to be anything unreliable about her. This girl She is as innocent as she is, and naughty as she is, but she has a very delicate mind and is very smart, considerate, and kind. She is a reassuring little princess.
And now I have a little doubt, is this girl Tia...a bit naturally dark?
"By the way, Tia, let me ask you something..."
Although talking about personal topics at this time seems to be suspected of self-interest, but this question has been holding in my heart since yesterday. It is itching and I can't bear to ask it again after the game is over.
"Why did you keep avoiding me yesterday? Did I do something bad?"
Staring into Tia's bright eyes, I lowered my voice and asked in one breath.
"this……"
Tia was startled, but she seemed to have expected that I would ask this question sooner or later. The expression on her face was a bit complicated, her eyes were evasive, and she did not dare to look directly at me.
"This... that... Fanfan... the night before yesterday... that... are you okay?"
With her two white index fingers constantly intertwined, Tia showed a very rare coquettish attitude on her body, lowering her head, like a child who had done something wrong?
"The night before yesterday?"
I tilted my head and activated the legendary level 586 brain to recall. If I remember correctly the night before yesterday, I opened a couple's room with the pornographic maid in a small hotel. I was very happy to spend the whole night doing magic recuperation. Although because of I didn't feel much of it when I was drunk. It felt like I was being pushed back by Jeluka in a daze.
From now on, I might as well change her nickname to the maid who is shameless, contraceptive pill, pornographic joke, and coward.
Ahem, in short, if I have to answer what Tia said, of course it is good, very good. If this kind of debauched life is still too distasteful, then I deserve to be kicked to death by 100 million horses and killed by a barn. Expired birth control pills will last forever.
"Of course, any questions?"
Thinking of the happy place, I opened my mouth with a hearty (lewd?) smile and gave Tia a thumbs up.
"Really...nothing? No...don't blame me?"
Pressing her beautiful lips tightly, Tia looked at me with wet eyes, looking pitiful and ready to bow and apologize at any time and accept any punishment.
"No...why do I have to blame you?" My eyes widened and I was quite confused as a monk.
What do you blame her for? Blame her for sending me and the pornographic maid to the ***?
No, wait.
Could it be that Tia was talking about how she got me drunk before?
But I can’t blame Tia. She has been very considerate of my drinking capacity and said that I only need three drinks. It’s just that I’m really useless and couldn’t survive these three drinks. She doesn’t need to apologize at all. Tia is really A little too kind.
No, no, no, wait, wait, there is still a problem here.
I can even hold on to Crystal Sac, so what on earth was that wine Tia gave me? This seems to be open to debate.
And...how should I put it? In the last vague memory that I barely preserved before I fell drunk, at that moment... I seemed to have a strong urge... to regard Dia as Willas and the others... to push them away? ! !
I didn't want to know this, and I was shocked when I thought about it.
Although I really wanted to find various reasons to refute it, the more I thought about it, the more certain I became. Thinking about it carefully, from the moment I drank the first glass of wine, my body seemed to be getting hotter and Diya in front of me became more charming and dewy. It seemed that Just like that little coquettish fox, it exudes an aphrodisiac fragrance like a love potion.
After that, I couldn't help but want to put Tia...
Wait, there’s something wrong with this wine!
I understood instantly. Regardless of whether I had lust for Tia or not, with the ambition of an adventurer, this situation would never happen. Even the purest and most natural feeling exuded from the little fox, I can't stand the strongest fragrance, so the problem is definitely with this wine.
Could it be that this wine... has a charm effect that can blind even the adventurer's will?
But why did Tia drink and nothing happened?
I was puzzled, so I had to ask Jeluka when I got back. Of course, Feini in front of me might also know.
"Tia, who gave you that wine?" I asked cautiously and tentatively.
It was indeed a problem with the wine, but the problem was not with Tia. She probably didn't know there was something wrong with the wine. She was simply sorry for getting me drunk and was worried that I would blame her.
If it were you, you would think that the majestic Princess of the Horadric Tribe, the simple, lively, straightforward and innocent Dia, would do something to a man at that time and in that place, which would most likely ruin her innocence and stay. The charm of a shadow that will be indelible for the next life?
"Eh...Eh heh...this...was given to me by grandpa."
Dia's eyes rolled in panic, and then, as if she had thought of something, she put her little hands behind her back, straightened her chest, and showed her bright and frank smile full of energy and beauty again.
Fanfan didn't seem to doubt himself, so grandpa, I'm sorry, please be the scapegoat.
In her heart, the little girl secretly stuck out her tongue playfully towards her grandfather's sad back that was flashing in the night sky.
It turned out to be the old man! !
Hearing Tia's answer, I roared and slammed the coffee table in my heart!
I thought that the great elder of the Horadric tribe was one of the few upright old men I knew, but I didn’t expect that behind the scenes, he was so disrespectful and would hand over such a dangerous thing to his granddaughter. Aren't you cheating? !
In an instant, the position of the old Horadric man named Thakron in my mind dropped from the original praise and the momentum of a big sale to the middle of the scale where normal people and old man Farah are.
"Tia is such a good kid..."
I couldn't help but wipe the moist corners of my eyes and touch Tia's little head, I was very moved.
It's amazing that you can still maintain such a kind and pure heart under the upbringing of that bad old man. Don't worry, Tia. If I have a chance, I will take your custody from that bad old man, and you will too. Come be my sister...
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