Chapter 1,214 Infighting, Another Infighting!

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"It seems that our contestants on stage seem to be very confident."

Even the words of the old drunkard couldn't hide a sense of contempt. He was so proud of bullying a child. They were a bunch of scum.

It's really strange, this old drunkard, why is he so calm today... No, it's better to say he's serious. At least for now, it seems that what this host does is quite orderly, and there's no brain congestion, sudden whim, or anything like that. .

Maybe this entertainment competition suits her taste, I can only guess this.

"Okay, let me see how the two teams compete. Let's wait and see."

As she said that, the old drunkard stretched out her sinful hand and started tinkering in the box again. Then she rubbed the paper ball in her hand and took a look. She paused, her expression became extremely strange, and she read slowly.

"Love is justice, love is victory."

A cold wind blew.

Then, the audience burst into laughter that was even louder than when Carlos Seitak and I came on stage, and the originally confident *** trio were collectively petrified.

Oh oh oh, the one who won the lottery turned out to be this paper ball.

Crossing my arms across my chest, I couldn't hide my proud hum and nodded. That's right, who else could come up with this way of playing, besides Ben Druid?

"What if both teams are men?"

Seattle, who didn't know when he was resurrected from the abyss of being betrayed by his teammates, asked a very meaningful question.

"The only way to compare is who is more disgusting." I replied without hesitation, making the people around me feel ashamed.

"Oh? The three players of *** seem to be discussing countermeasures."

Following the voice of the old drunkard, it turned out that Lal and the barbarian brothers were gathering in a group, whispering, and seemed to be discussing a countermeasure.

"Although I despised these three guys at first, they were forced into such a desperate situation and could not be complacent. I have begun to admire the [courage] they showed."

Kasha's thoughtful explanation made the audience burst into laughter again.

"Don't underestimate people, assholes!!"

Lal turned around and yelled at the audience with tears streaming down his face.

"We've figured out a way."

The three of them strode to the center of the stage with expressions of wind and water.

"Let you guys take a look..."

Doug's loudspeaker was fully fired, completely suppressing the old drunkard holding the magic loudspeaker in his hand. He was indeed the lion's roar among barbarians.

Shouting like this, the three of them suddenly pulled off their clothes, exposing the strong muscles of their upper bodies to the cold wind.

“The masculine beauty of man!!”

The three of them roared in unison, then stood together, holding back their energy, and each assumed a different bodybuilder pose.

Everyone: "..."

After being stunned for a moment, countless stones suddenly rained down on the three of them.

"Blinded my dog ​​eyes."

In the audience, I rubbed my eyes helplessly. Even if I am a genius like myself, I never expected that these three guys would actually behave in this way. Sure enough, there is heaven and earth. Is there any stupidity outside of stupidity?

"Sarah, from now on you don't have a father, is it really okay?" Aunt Lisa and Sarah, mother and daughter next to them, hugged each other affectionately and wept sadly.

"Well, as long as mother is still here, it doesn't matter even if we are dependent on each other." Sarah nodded obediently, her petite body curled up in her mother's arms, heartbroken.

Uncle Lar...

Naturally, there was no need to keep competing in this game. The *** trio, which made the audience's eyes drop, were finally buried by countless stones, and then swept out of the stage. The Silos trio won without a fight. .

Next, several groups of players appeared, but without exception, they were all defeated by the novel method of competition. Silosi Aikelu and Kajier, a weak combination that was not expected to win, actually passed the test all the way. , showing the momentum of a dark horse team in the championship.

"It's really unexpected. Our performance champion team actually won another game. Does it belong to them alone? Who else can stop them? Perhaps it should be said, who else can The question maker who conquered all evils."

The old drunkard on the stage is fanning the flames again. It is obvious that he wants to provoke the defeated people to come up with all kinds of weird things and let them compete with each other in an awkward manner to test their hatred of the question maker. It is really stupid. Will I tell them that I am the question maker? ?

Hey, why have I always felt dozens of malicious eyes wandering around my body from just now? Who leaked the information? You bastard! !

"Then the name of the next team of players is... Sheep, Mule, Chicken Team!"

"Hmm."

Behind a tree not far from the stage, Gao Te had his face turned sideways, his arms folded across his chest, his back leaning against the tree, and he slightly pressed the cape on his head.

"It seems like it's finally our turn."

He said this. Along with these words, two tall black figures slowly stepped out from behind the other two trees. The corners of their mouths slowly opened, revealing the same villainous smile as Gott. The three of them stood in a triangle, exuding The mysterious aura of the behind-the-scenes boss headed by Gott appears.

"From now on, it is a historic moment for our team of sheep, mule and chicken to take the first step to conquer the mainland."

With such a sonorous and powerful announcement, Gaut lifted the cloak behind him heavily, fluttering in the wind, and then took the first step that has been recorded and praised in countless history books...

"Sorry, sorry, there seems to be a mistake. Although it is an entertainment competition, there is nothing wrong with it, but it is a bit too much to let a group of animals compete on stage. This does not count."

At this moment, Kasha, who had been looking at the note blankly, suddenly moved it into a ball again and threw it to the corner of the stage.

"You were declared out before you even appeared on the stage, you bastard!!"

As a result, Gott, who had just taken a step forward, immediately lost his gorgeous momentum, fell to the ground, pulled out his face covered with mud, and shouted loudly to the stage.

"It's not an animal, it's me, I'm Goote." He danced like a gorilla and gestured to the stage, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't see him.

"Okay, something seems to have gone wrong. In this case, let me, the host, take the initiative. Before the game starts, there will be a *** activity to let the audience decide whether the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team has the right to win the game. qualifications."

After coughing a few times and moistening his throat, Kasha slowly raised his first finger.

"Choose one. No matter how you look at it, it is a gorilla. Please raise your left hand."

"Choice two, human-like orangutan, please raise your right hand."

"Choice three, chivalrous orangutan, please raise your hands and feet."

Showing three fingers one by one, Kasha said slowly.

"No matter which choice you choose, it's a gorilla, you bastard! At least the last choice is better, but the difficulty is too high. It's obvious that you don't want to be chosen, bastard!!!" Gott held his head and looked up to the sky with a cry.

“And they all raised their left hands to me!!!”

In this way, the first conspiracy of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken Squad to conquer the mainland ended in stillbirth.

Then several more teams came on stage, but without a doubt, they were all frustrated by the overwhelming content of the competition. Xilusi's team of three entered the final stage of the game with unstoppable momentum.

Kasha looked up at the sky, counted the time silently, and coughed heavily into the magic loudspeaker.

"Although it is a pity, I can only announce helplessly that there is not much time left in the game. Let us draw the last few teams of players from here to bring this exciting King of Boxing Championship to a successful conclusion. "

The audience suddenly heard a chorus of regretful boos.

"It seems to be very successful. It's all thanks to Junior Brother Wu."

Carlos looked at this scene with a smile. This strict knight who originally only wanted to get his wife back from heaven and take good care of his daughter gradually began to regard the camp as his home. Otherwise, he would never care about such things.

"Just so-so."

I raised my chin with a little pride. As an alternative who came from the colorful world, it is not difficult to create some entertainment activities in the dark continent.

"Let's look forward to the next team of players. Let me see, it's the world's number one maid team."

There was a sudden confusion in the audience, the world's number one maid team? Such an arrogant name, who is it?

Even the person involved was unaware.

Oops, I won the lottery and placed the lottery.

Seeing the eyes of many insiders focused on me, I shrank subconsciously.

While making lots, the figure of Princess Sanwu passed by silently in front of her eyes, so she wrote down the lot without thinking too much, and she didn't expect that she would win it.

what can we do about it? This situation.

Yes.

I raised my head and exchanged glances with the old drunkard who cast questioning glances from the stage. The exchange between Rogge the second stingy and Rogge the third stingy made the other party understand what I meant at once.

"Okay, let's invite our first contestant, Elder Fan's personal maid, Moissa."

Amidst the applause, the innocent-looking Princess Sanwu walked up to the stage with a pretty face like a doll.

He cast a cold and sharp look in my direction, seeming to say, Master, please look forward to today’s dinner.

I couldn't help but shudder.

The appearance of Princess Sanwu left the audience in a daze. There was nothing they could do about it. Who made this little princess have such a low sense of existence?

"Hey, does Elder Fan have a maid like this?"

"It seems there is. I seem to have heard others say that there is probably such a maid."

Conversations such as this often come from the mouths of people who have lived in the camp for many years or even their entire lives.

"The second contestant is our respected Elf Queen, Her Majesty Arturia's personal maid, Kaluge."

The maid with purple hair and purple eyes slowly stood in front of the stage, side by side with Princess Sanwu. Her peerless appearance and the deep majesty of the knight made the audience in the audience both amazed and awe-inspiring, and their gazes did not dare to change. of blasphemy.

Unexpectedly, this dirty maid actually came. When she left the hotel, she looked like she couldn't get out of bed.

I was secretly relieved.

"The third contestant, I think everyone will be familiar with it, invites the signature maid from the Greenwood Bar in Kurast Harbor, Fini!!"

"Eh...Ehhhhhhh?!!"

Amidst a series of surprised sounds, Feini was pushed onto the stage.

"Finnie! Finney! Finney!!!"

Immediately, Feini's personal guards located somewhere under the stage suppressed all other sounds with a roar that overwhelmed the entire audience.

By the way, these guys are really well-prepared. Did they expect that Feini will appear?

As a result, the world's number one maid team officially gathered together, including Morissa, Jeluka, and Fini.

I'm not lying. From a certain perspective, they are indeed the best in the world.

The world's number one Princess Sanwu.

The world's most shameless pornographic maid.

And Fini, who has long been awarded the title of the world's best transvestite, and also possesses the double crown of the tragic emperor.

This is a gorgeous combination that is no less popular than the three-person team of Silos, and is even more popular, not to mention Moissa, who has the title of Elder Fan's personal maid (because her presence is too low, her performance is not inferior to anyone else) The appearance has also been ignored), and among the elves known for their beauty and elegance, Jeluka's appearance is also one of a kind, and she also has a plump figure that most female elves don't have. She is just a Fini, Her fan base is already overwhelming.

"The title of the competition is..."

Seeing that the atmosphere in the audience had become more lively than ever before, Kasha, who enjoyed the chaos and noise, narrowed his eyes happily, slowly unfolded the paper ball and announced.

"Use the fastest speed to bring your most cherished treasure to the stage."

In short, it is a copycat version of the borrowing game. I secretly added explanations in the audience.

"Ecolu!"

"Syluth!"

Facing an unprecedented formidable enemy, Xilusi and Aikolu couldn't help but show serious and solemn expressions. The moment Kasha's voice fell, they nodded in tacit understanding. Suddenly, one of them grabbed Kajie'er's side and used Try your best to throw her somewhere off the stage.

"Idiot Jie, this time it's up to you!"

"I will never forgive you if you lose!"

The two little princesses shouted loudly. Although they were unwilling to rely on the idiot Jie's hand, in this case, facing such a powerful enemy, they had no choice but to make this choice. They knew that the strength of any opponent on the opposite side was They are far better than themselves.

“Ji~~~~~~~~~~”

Although she was a little confused at the beginning, thinking that she was being attacked again, due to a certain common understanding, Kajie quickly understood the meaning of Xi Lusi and Aikolu, and the momentum in mid-air was overwhelming ( ?) let out a clear and childish cry, and with the strength of the two of them, the small wings flapped hard, doubling the speed in vain, and rushed forward.

Jumped into my arms.

Ouch, be careful, my little angel.

I lovingly held Jeluka in my arms and rubbed her little head with my chin.

Suddenly, I felt my toes slowly lifting off the ground.

"Wait, Kajiel, I will go by myself."

I wanted to struggle away, but I was afraid of hurting the little angel in my arms, so I could only shout helplessly.

By the way, this must be the first time I have experienced the power of Kajiel. With this small bone, she can easily pick up a Druid who is over 1.8 meters tall. It is really incredible.

This time, Kajiel, who was supposed to be obedient and obedient, ignored my protest for the first time, hugged me and flew to the stage.

A six or seven-year-old, seemingly slender and frail little angel flew up with a man several times bigger than her in her arms. This scene somewhat dumbfounded the audience.

Soon, I was carried onto the stage, and then Xilusi and Aikelu hugged me on the left and right. The most precious treasure, get it!!

On the other side, after hesitating for a while, Jeluka came to Artoria with elegant and solemn steps and bowed lightly.

Princess Sanwu looked indifferent, as if it had nothing to do with her, and her steps did not move at all.

Feini showed a confused look in her eyes, cowered her delicate body tightly, timidly looked somewhere under the stage, and then secretly turned to the stage.

"Okay, it seems that the result has been achieved. The world's number one maid team, which everyone has high hopes for, is still defeated by our little league champion."

Seeing this, Kasha announced loudly.

"Colgate, it seems we have lost." Arturia, who had not yet had time to take the stage, turned around and smiled at Jeluka, who was following closely behind her, showing the perfect maid style in every move.

"Yes, my Majesty, what a pity." Jeluka nodded slightly and smiled.

The elegance and nobility of the elf, as well as the calm and magnanimous demeanor of the king, are vividly displayed in front of the world, making everyone unable to help but be fascinated and yearned for it. Even in defeat, it is still glorious.

Immediately afterwards, several teams of players were defeated by the Xilusi team.

They don’t have the unimaginable fighting power like Cassifan’s team, nor do they have the strength and characteristics like the world’s number one maid team, but they have gone from being the first to come on stage, through all the way, to this point, even with luck. There are many ingredients, but it can't help but make the audience exclaim God.

"I regret to announce that the next game will be the final of this competition. Who will be the last team? I hope that the final competition will not disappoint everyone. Let's wait and see."

As he said that, Kasha stretched out his hand to the box again, and this time he spent a long time choosing inside. Until everyone's necks were almost stretched, he slowly took out a paper ball and kneaded it open to take a look.

"Oh oh oh!!!!!! It's incredible, it's them. I guarantee on my own behalf that this is definitely the most exciting game so far!"

Although Kasha's words "I promise in my own name" made many viewers who were well aware of her virtues roll their eyes, seeing that her shocked look didn't look like she was faking it still aroused strong expectations in everyone.

“Let us welcome————!!!”

Taking a deep breath, Kasha raised his hands high and looked around the entire stage under the gaze of tens of thousands of pairs of eyes before announcing loudly.

"Let us give a warm welcome to Elder Fan's wife group!!!!"

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The author section has been unable to log in. Xiaoqi thought it was going to be a tragedy, but at the last moment it suddenly became normal. Is it really the blessing of the Singles' Day halo?