Chapter 1,174 The Cowboy Maid’s Cringe

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After tearing the little yellow book into pieces again, the pornographic maid took out another one without haste, ready to be ready at any time.

Although I have complained about it before, but... how many copies does she have with her, bastard! !

I was gasping for air. It was strange. Even though I was not fighting the enemy, the heaviness in my lungs felt like I was coming back after circling the first world and killing the Fallen Alliance. Where did this feeling of exhaustion come from? of?

Ethics, ethics! ! !

I woke up suddenly, and quickly covered the bottle of moral integrity that was finally moistened by the rain and exuded a trace of vitality.

Now is not the time to worry about feeling tired. When you are with this naughty maid, you should always be on guard against losing your moral integrity. I plan to save some moral integrity and save it for the God’s birthday before selling it... Wait, having said that, this Isn't it strange? Why do I think I have to sell my moral integrity to spend God’s birthday?

Ahem, in short, now is definitely not the time to squander money. I didn’t sell it just now. Looking back on the conversation just now, I breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that I didn’t sell it.

"Your Highness, your things fell all over the floor." Jeluka suddenly pointed to the ground, showing a slightly surprised expression.

"Oh oh oh oh ————!! My moral integrity!! Don't drop it!!!!!"

With tears streaming down my face and a cry of sorrow from my soul, I held my arms up to the sky and screamed, then fell to my knees, my hands constantly gathering something invisible but intangible but very important on the dirty soil.

Huh?

"You didn't drop it! You didn't drop it, you bastard!!!"

After peeling off a layer of soil, I realized what I was doing, stood up angrily, and rubbed my arms covered with soil against Jeluka.

"His Royal Highness must have misunderstood something, I mean His Highness's foam fell all over the floor."

This maid with purple hair and purple eyes kept evading my pursuit like a dancing purple butterfly. At this time, I finally remembered that this guy is actually one of the Twin Knights among the Twelve Knights, the Dew of the Morning Sun. The knight, whose strength has reached the advanced level in the pseudo-realm, can't really do anything to her unless she transforms into a moon wolf or a hell fighting bear.

However, what shocks me more is not the strength, but the moral integrity of this guy. To what extent does it have to be stored up so that he can keep squandering it in front of me like now?

Oh, I know, this stupid maid, who usually plays the role of an excellent maid and an upright knight in front of others, must have taken the opportunity to work hard to accumulate moral integrity at this time, so that she can sell it in front of me with ease. In comparison, although I have been saving, but usually I sell while saving...

For example, one person saves money desperately, once a month, or even once a year, and squanders the money he has saved, so that he can naturally buy expensive and large quantities of things, while the other person spends it while saving. , I don’t know how many poor piggy banks I have to smash, and in the end there is not much money left at the end of the year.

What a terrible plan! I was deceived by this guy! !

I had no intention of paying a price for my usual lifestyle, so I was very shocked.

No, my moral integrity is far inferior to hers now. I can no longer let her lead me away. I have to use my strengths to avoid weaknesses and make up for it.

"Speaking of which, you came here pretending to be Colgate again this time. Does Colgate know?"

"If you calculate the time, she should know it soon." Jeluka seemed to have made an estimate in her mind and nodded to confirm.

"What does this mean?" I had an ominous premonition.

"You'll know when she wakes up." The dirty maid replied as if it was a matter of course.

"Wake up? What on earth did you do to her?!"

Please cherish and love your sister, you bastard! Of course, being like White Wolf is a bit too...

"It doesn't matter, I just tied her up and stuffed her into the closet."

"It's okay, your sister!!"

I had already imagined the pitiful look of a tied-up and gagged Coloette, struggling in a dark closet.

This stupid maid has completely failed her role as a sister.

No...that's not right.

"If I remember correctly, Carol's strength should be the second among the twelve knights, a domain-level master. Can you please explain to Lord Jeluka how you tied her up?"

I suddenly remembered the personal information of these two pairs of maid sisters. Jeluka's strength was only at the pseudo-domain level, which was a huge gap from her sister. If I wanted to use normal methods to tie up my sister, she might tie myself up instead. go in.

"Simple and simple."

As if there were tens of thousands of ways to deal with her sister, Jeluka lightly shook her index finger and showed a generous smile.

"Just put a little wine in her food."

I:"……"

Okay, I finally understand that these two sisters have abstaining from alcohol. Even if they are better than Sister Sharna, they are not much better.

When Colgate woke up, Jeluka had already accompanied Artoria to the camp. Therefore, although Colgate was angry, she could only complete her duties in place of her unscrupulous sister. This dirty maid The abacus is really loud, but...

"Just wait until you get back and be lectured and spanked by Carol."

I laughed a few times with gloating. The last time, this stupid maid also pretended to be her sister and followed me. However, she was discovered and came over. Carlo Jieti went into the tent and lectured me about the whole day. I can't believe it. Still fresh in my memory.

To put it simply, although Keluka is the older sister, Keluki plays the role of a parent. This is the relationship between the two sisters.

"No problem, I've already left a message for her."

Jeluka is very calm and collected. The long skirt fluttering in the wind sets off her quiet indifference and dignified and beautiful face, just like a majestic knight with pearls of wisdom in hand.

"His Royal Highness wanted to commit adultery with me, so he forced me to do so, and left a message like this."

“It’s not that there’s no problem at all, it’s very problematic!!!”

"Don't worry, Caroline won't blame me."

"It's weird to feel safe, I will be chopped into pieces by Kaluge!!"

"Don't worry, those words in the middle are lies."

"It's okay this way... what the hell!! It's a little better but it still doesn't make it sound like I abducted you?!"

"If you are the Duke of Beasts, show your grace and bear such a trivial charge."

"I'm not a beast and I don't want to bear charges that don't belong to me!!"

"It's too much... You have obviously vented the power of a thousand bottles of birth control pills on me... but you are not even willing to bear this little thing for me..." Jeluka bit her handkerchief movingly, showing off her acting skills. Special emoticons.

"Is it the contraceptive pill again?! Have you finally come back to your old profession? It's weird to use contraceptive pills to describe it, no matter how you think about it!!"

"Young man, don't you want a bottle? There is a big discount right now, buy two and get one free."

"Stop showing off like a mysterious businessman, I won't buy such expired stuff!!"

"Although it is outdated, it is surprisingly useful. Look, this is a very popular message from the guests."

Saying that, Jeluka handed me a thick book.

There is such a thing? !

I was shocked and took a look.

"The Duke of Beasts Extra Chapter 9 - The Blood-stained Spear of the Continent"

I:"……"

"This enthusiastic customer not only left a message, but also wrote down the effects after eating it in detail. Please take a look, Your Highness."

Jeluka on the side opened a certain page in the book for me like a dog-headed strategist, pointed at it and said.

Looking along her slender fingers, I saw the following paragraph.

Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, how about it, my dear Her Majesty the Queen, you are so high above me, you didn't expect that one day you would become like this.

Her Majesty the Queen: "No, please spare us, I am willing to give up the entire kingdom!"

Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, it's too late to tell now, my big ax is already hungry and thirsty!!"

"No!" Her Majesty the Queen let out a cry of despair, leaving two lines of clear tears on her noble and beautiful face. She clutched the clothes that had been torn on her body and could only barely cover her important parts, biting her delicate lips. She seemed to have decided something, and closely guarded her eleven-year-old, innocent-looking younger daughter, her sixteen-year-old, delicate and beautiful second daughter, and her twenty-two-year-old charming eldest daughter.

"You can... treat me however you want, at least... at least spare my three daughters!!"

Duke of Beasts: "It's too late! Today, I, the Duke, will let you all try my terrifying [Cation Cannon]!!"

As he spoke, endless white light suddenly erupted from the crotch of the laughing Duke of Beasts...

I:"……"

Before I knew it, I was kneeling on the ground in the otz position, my face was wet and cold.

Little Jasmine, if I don’t flatten your butt, I won’t call you the Butt Prince! !

"How about it, Your Highness, as long as you can continue to take this product, sooner or later, you will be able to take off your pants in front of Her Majesty the Queen, shoot white light from your crotch, and shout, "Oh hahahahaha, let you see the cation of this prince. [Gunba] Like this.”

"Then what?"

I turned my head with a gray face and looked at her blankly.

"Then Her Majesty the Queen's Sword of Victory also burst out with white light, reflecting the brilliance of Her Majesty the Prince..." Jeluka seemed to have considered this possibility for a long time, and answered without a trace of hesitation.

The result was—he was blasted into a meteor by the Sword of Victory, right?

I glared at Jeluka weakly, and I stood up unsteadily. Why, even though I had tightly covered the outlet of the moral bottle and had not done anything to sell my moral integrity, why did I still feel that my moral integrity was rapidly disappearing?

"Does Grandma Yalandlan know about your bad behavior?"

Horrified by this silent loss, I quickly changed the subject.

"Know."

"What did she say?"

"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, go ahead." Jeluka said after imitating Yalandlan's tone.

As expected of a teacher-student relationship, this tone and approach are exactly the same as Akara's.

No, maybe Yalandlan already knows about my relationship with Jeluka. After all, she is the teacher of the old fox Akara, so she must be more terrifying after all.

I held my head and screamed.

"Anyway, let's go back first and don't waste time here."

Looking at the sky, the night wind seemed to be getting colder. Thinking that Vilas and the others might still be at home waiting for me to go back, I gave up.

Normally, this stupid maid would have stopped and followed me back obediently, but now, her steps seemed a little hesitant, spinning in circles.

"what happened again?"

Sensing Jeluka's hesitation and uneasiness, I turned around and looked at her curiously.

"Even a fool should have the wisdom of a fool. Is His Highness the Prince of fools who is worse than a fool really so stupid that he doesn't even have the IQ of a fool who is not as good as a fool?"

Ah, it seems that he was scolded badly, but it was too tongue-twisting. As a math emperor, I only noticed that Jeluka used seven idiots in one breath, but ignored the curse content in it, and did not get angry in a subtle way.

Of course, it was also because I really noticed the uneasiness hidden under Jeluka's calm and indifferent pretty face, which was not her usual performance mode.

"What exactly do you want to say?"

"In other words, how should you introduce me when you return?"

Biting her lip, Jeluka did not beat around the bush this time and directly poured out her inner uneasiness.

"Introduction? This is not easy."

"Yes, after I go back, I just need to hug my shoulders and announce to everyone, 'Ah hahaha, let me introduce to you, this is the sexual [beep] maid Jeluka I met in the elves.' Like this, it's really It is truly the style of the Duke of Beasts.”

I:"……"

Why do I have to show up with such a bold and over-the-top abnormal behavior? I will be slapped with a big pie face by Willas' pan.

"I understand, you are worried about whether I will tell them about the relationship between the two of us when we go back, right?"

Although this stupid maid always sells her moral integrity and many of her words and deeds are difficult to understand, I at least understood what she meant by these words.

Jeluka nodded wordlessly.

"You can tell me, I don't want to hide it from Vilas and the others." I had already considered this situation and answered without hesitation.

Jeluka: "..."

"Why are you looking like the end of the world?"

"Your Highness, won't you think about it again?"

Jeluka hid the panic on her face, regained her composure, and stared at me.

"I'm not going to think about it." I looked at Jeluka with interest.

"Hmph, that's really superficial."

"I don't want to be said like that by a maid who prides herself on selling her integrity."

"The so-called maid... The first thing that comes to mind is, does His Highness, the Duke of Beasts, really not know?"

"I don't know, I'm really sorry."

"Infidelity." Jeluka spat out these two words indifferently.

"ha?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the relationship between master and maid, only cheating is the way to go!"

Jeluka pointed coldly in the direction of the setting sun, and declared solemnly, as if a picture of stormy waves crashing on the shore rose behind her petite figure.

"Please remember to apologize to all the decent waiters in the world later."

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