Chapter 1,169 The Contest Between Natural Enemies
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"Ahem, Aleus, what are you doing?"
Standing still was not the solution. I could only be alert in my mind while thinking of ways to see if I could escape from the Shura battlefield that was about to be formed.
"Teacher...Aleus...wuwu, I forgot~~~"
Arius raised her head and looked at me with teary eyes, as if I was bullying her.
Although that may indeed be true.
"Hey, hey, don't always forget the most important part."
Seeing Arius' pitiful look, my little evil intention couldn't help but be exposed, and I kept tapping the paper tube in my hand on her head.
"Wuwu, stop... stop clicking... Alius... has almost... forgotten... his... name, wuwuwu~~~~"
Looking like a miserable girl with amnesia, Alius squatted on the ground and screamed continuously, holding his head and shaking.
Ah ha, that’s really interesting. Next time I’ll make an extra paper roll and see what the effect of the two-pronged approach will be. It’s best if I can completely wipe out the rotten roots of this stupid fujoshi from the brain, as long as the rotten roots are Gone. Even if all other memories are forgotten and turned into a blank baby state, it doesn't matter. I will take the responsibility to raise her well, and I will definitely train her to be the number one otaku in the Dark Continent.
In this way, our family has gathered the most beautiful woman, the most sinister saint, the most H princess, and the most nerdy girl. These many elements will be added to our family in the future. We can also add the most pornographic maid. This is very family-friendly. It is said that it belongs to my own family, huh.
Although I don’t know, except for the number one beauty Sarah, what other number one can be proud of...
"Okay, I won't bully you anymore, get up."
Seeing how pitiful this little rot girl was, I finally felt a pity for my natural enemy that I shouldn't have.
"Teacher... is evil-minded."
After realizing that the terrifying thing that had caused her memory to disappear was removed from her head, Aleus stared at me with tears in her eyes and pointed her big hand.
"Yes, yes, I am evil. Speaking of which, where were you planning to go in a hurry just now?"
"Observation on the road...research meeting..." Aleus nodded like a small animal.
I:"……"
Should he continue to use this pinch?
And it seems that the rolling paper roll just now was not thorough enough. Didn’t I remember it immediately? Could it be that because of long-term refinement, this little fu girl's resistance to paper rolls has improved?
As he said that, Arius looked around and saw no one around, so he took off the cloak and hat that covered his head all day long, and let out his long, smooth and beautiful flaming hair for some air.
As Arius revealed his true face, the surrounding colors seemed to become more vivid and lively.
Out of curiosity, I made a small comparison between the two girls.
In terms of appearance, little Jasmine is undoubtedly better than Aleus. It doesn’t mean that Aleus is not beautiful, it’s just that little Jasmine’s level is too high. Lu Gaoyin’s flower is not called for nothing. Look at her. This awkward and cold personality is definitely a negative score in the eyes of others, and the score in appearance, after making up for the negative score in personality, can still allow her to gain such a reputation. It is conceivable that the people of the Western Kingdom think of her. The score given by his appearance is probably off the charts.
But because of this, I feel puzzled. It’s not surprising that Arius is conspicuous. Putting aside her attributes of a rotten girl, those who don’t know the truth will at least praise her as a peerless beauty, especially this She has long hair as beautiful as a flame, and as long as she remains silent and maintains the cold and unapproachable aura of an assassin that she usually exudes when wearing a cloak and hat, she can also add a majestic and arrogant temperament.
The question is, little Jasmine, why is her presence so low?
She is said to be inconspicuous in appearance. Even if she is not as good as Sara, she is still on the same level as Linya and Sharna. She is said to have a very popular personality... Do you believe this nonsense? If her character is to be returned to the public, then there will be no normal humans left in the Dark Continent.
Although he doesn't have the eye-catching long flame hair of Aleus, his cartoon-like, exaggeratedly big bright yellow eyes are even more attractive, the big soft bun hat, and the long and slender snow-white robes like flowing clouds. , Sanwu's expression, the calmness and noble temperament of being a princess of the kingdom have not been lost because of becoming a maid.
Any one of these elements is very eye-catching. Could it be said that it is like mixing dozens of poisons together and finally turning them into a non-toxic thing? Because there are too many eye-catching elements, instead Neutralize each other. Has your sense of existence become ethereal?
Or is it because it is so dazzling that only a vast expanse of white can be seen, making her presence unclear?
It's really puzzling. No wonder this little princess can occupy one of the seven incredible places in the camp.
No, I got distracted just thinking about this. Shouldn't I separate the two people quickly now to avoid a violent collision? Although I have a premonition that even if they pass each other now, they will collide sooner or later, but I will leave the rest for later.
When I came back to my senses, I was just about to let Alius do whatever he wanted to do, and I also wanted to take little Jasmine shopping. It was rare for her to act like a spoiled child like this. If I, the master, didn’t satisfy her, I would always feel that on God’s birthday He would have been struck to death by lightning before he arrived.
However, it's too late.
Although little Jasmine's sense of presence is indeed very vague, it is impossible for Aleus, who is also an expert in hiding aura, to be deceived and ignore her non-existent aura at this distance.
As for Aleus's conspicuous presence, it was obvious that little Jasmine couldn't ignore it even if she wanted to. In addition, both girls have me as a common connection point.
One is holding hands, and the other is calling the teacher.
In this case, everyone would be curious.
As a result, the eyes of the two people naturally collided.
This collision was like Mars hitting the Earth, as if the world was being created, and it was as if humans had known each other the moment they were born, a magical feeling.
Of course, there are good and bad feelings, there's love at first sight, and then there's this... understanding that you can tell at a glance that you're a natural or dead enemy.
For a moment, the surrounding air became menacing.
"Well... well, little Jasmine, I want to go shopping."
I swallowed and tried to seal the opened Pandora's box again.
The two eyes still collided fiercely, and my words were ignored.
"Then...well, Arius, aren't you going to observe and study on the road?"
With a hint of crying, I turned my head and faced Aleus and said, making the last struggle.
"Aleus...feels...the guidance of...fate!"
With a stern expression as if the end of the world is coming, Aleus still remembers to answer me, but the answer has no meaning at all. What's your destiny? Guide your sister?
It's no longer possible. It's completely out of control. Even God can't stop these two people from colliding. I'd better get out of the way first.
Thinking like this, I quietly let go of Princess Sanwu's little hand, stepped back, and then stepped back again, until I exited the force field formed by the two of them.
She is also a writer, but Princess Sanwu is famous for being the various dukes and maids in the Beast Duke series, dukes and princesses, dukes and saints, dukes and sisters, dukes and twin daughters, etc... Having said that, this kind of intensity What happened to the sense of déjà vu?
All in all, no matter how low-end the Beast Duke series of Princess Sanwu is, it has never crossed the line and deviated from a range, that is, men + women.
As for Arius, this little rotten girl, her works have never once crossed the line or deviated from a certain range.
There is a saying that peers look down on each other. Think about how fiercely rivalry between Ricken and Hans, two guys who also own a fast food restaurant, is.
In addition, now, Princess Sanwu and Aleus have completely different views on this industry, so this antagonistic relationship is no longer on the same level as Rickon and Hans, or even on the level of an otaku and a rotten girl. Not a level, but a new height.
That’s why I keep saying that when Aleus meets Princess Sanwu, when Arturia and Sister Sharna collide, this world will be declared over without the invasion of the Hell Clan.
Oh oh oh, the atmosphere seems to have become more intense.
I, who chose to watch from the sidelines, let out an exclamation of exclamation. The two girls, who had opposite characteristics in many aspects, were just like boxers on the ring. They were several meters apart and began to circle around a dot, their gazes They intertwined like lightning, bursting out with intense hostility, both looking for each other's flaws.
The surrounding air began to rumble like a thunderstorm.
What a terrifying atmosphere this is, it's like thousands of troops fighting on the battlefield, dragons and tigers fighting, either you die or I die, it's a tragic atmosphere with no room for negotiation.
I wiped away the cold sweat, secretly glad that I escaped from the battlefield in time.
"snort!"
As two soft hums rippled through the air, the circling movements that the two people had been maintaining finally changed.
Are you ready to start? How will the duel take place?
I clenched my fists nervously and swallowed hard.
"Crack", the two pairs of little hands were held together like good friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.
Oh oh oh, are you trying to test your grip strength? Little Jasmine, you are no match for Alius, the assassin who is already over sixty levels.
"Aleus."
"Morissa."
Oh oh oh, let’s inform each other’s names. As expected of a girl, even if we are enemies of life and death, we must practice etiquette before fighting.
Shake hands.
Huh?
what happened?
How come the atmosphere that was as sinister as winter just now suddenly turned into a background of warm spring flowers?
Looking at the little hands tightly intertwined, I was stunned.
Could it be that... the plan is to seek common ground while reserving differences, understand each other, develop together, and promote exchanges, but the chance of it happening is less than one in a billion?
After seeing the doubts turn into facts, I held my head and started to cry.
It's over, this world is going to end.
If Princess Sanwu vs Arius can destroy half of the Dark Continent, then the combination of Princess Sanwu + Arius is enough to destroy the entire continent. There is no need to wait for Artoria and Sha. Sister Erna collided.
"partner!"
Princess Sanwu actually spit out such words from her petite lips.
"Comrade!"
Arius's eyes also became moist.
It was as if I was walking on the lonely Shura path, looking back at dusk and seeing a figure just like myself. The emotions accumulated for thousands of years burst out in an instant.
Ahhhhh——! ! Blinded my titanium alloy dog eyes! !
In an instant, the two figures with their palms connected erupted into a dazzling light that merged into one, almost melting me who was standing by and watching, and then absorbed the world inside.
Either I will become a creature like the Duke of Beasts, or I will become gay. It seems that there are only two options in front of me.
No, stop coveting my integrity, you bastards! !
With the tragic momentum of a martyr, I jumped back suddenly, and finally escaped the devouring light of those demons.
Finally, the two communicated in a radiant way.
"exchange."
"Give."
Each handed a book to the other.
Naturally, the book handed over by Princess Sanwu must be her famous work The Duke of Beasts series, and Aleus's... I don't explain.
After exchanging gifts with each other, the two immediately began to read each other's works.
Is this the dark version of an offline exchange meeting for writers?
Before she turned two or three pages, Princess Sanwu began to break out in a cold sweat that only appeared on her forehead when she tasted the [strange] soup she made.
At the same time, Aleus' body across from him began to tremble violently, as if he had been slapped on the head a thousand times by a paper roll.
What's going on, this atmosphere?
It was like a cruel endurance competition like a dark hot pot competition, etc. There was an oppressive atmosphere that only came out when the intolerable limit was reached.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
As if they had discussed it beforehand, the two girls couldn't bear it and threw each other's books to the ground like a pile of moldy pickles.
Instantly, the smell of gunpowder became even stronger than before, and the friendship between partners and comrades-in-arms only lasted less than a minute before breaking down.
Sure enough, we still can’t seek common ground while reserving differences! ! ! !
As a bolt of lightning flashed across the clear sky, the battle officially began!
First, Aleus gestured a few fingers to Princess Sanwu, and then Princess Sanwu gestured a few fingers to her. Finally, Aleus gestured again. Princess Sanwu looked at her fingers, and then looked at them again. Looking at each other, he lowered his head in defeat.
I said, little Jasmine, how can you compare the number of works with Aleus? How can you compare with Aleus? Even though everyone looks about the same age, his actual age is more than twice yours!
Then again, why can I understand their gestures?
Princess Sanwu didn't feel depressed for long, and soon she started gesticulating with Aleus again, comparing again and again, and it seemed that a large amount of detailed data was involved.
Then, Aleus fell to his knees in a completely defeated posture.
The second confrontation was to compare sales and royalties. How could you win over Princess Sanwu, who had not sold a single book, but Princess Sanwu, who had earned a whole bag of gems?
It can be seen from this that no matter how many works and words there are, it is useless if they cannot be sold.
I:"……"
I am desperate, desperate for a world that still values vulgar data such as sales and royalties after traveling through time! ! !
For a long time, Arius clutched his chest in pain and stood up unyieldingly.
Arleus, I support you, the best-selling author who defeats all evil! !
Looking at Arius's strong back, I burst into tears.
The battle is still going on, ranging from astronomy to geography, ancient and modern history, poetry and literature, all have become the targets of competition between the two, and they actually win or lose.
I never expected that Arleus could actually compete in terms of knowledge with a wealthy and highly intelligent child like Princess Sanwu who has a photographic memory and a private library. Could it be that I was too underestimated before? She?
Then, even the height and breast size were compared. I said, this is completely beside the point. Little Jasmine, where is your world view of the Duke of Beasts? Arleus, where is your theory of radical supremacy?
By the way, the two of them are about the same height, but in terms of breast size, Aleus is completely better than Princess Sanwu. I know very well the amount of Princess Sanwu’s breasts. She is between Sarah and Vilas, with more than small breasts. The c cover is not full.
And Aleus... although I don't know much about it, but judging from some relatively close contacts, despite her petite figure, her breasts are actually very good. I don't know the specific data.
In the end, both of them were out of breath, with countless wounds on their hearts, dripping with blood, and they seemed to have barely managed a draw.
Their eyes were still full of fighting spirit, and when they stopped, they seemed to be preparing for the next wave of fighting.
"I said...that's it for today, okay?"
Looking at the sky, I finally took advantage of this opportunity and cautiously interjected and asked.
As a result, he was instantly pierced by two sharp eyes that were thrown at him.
However, taking my interruption as an opportunity, Princess Sanwu seemed to have thought of some good idea, and her big bright yellow eyes stared at me closely.
Suddenly, under Aleus' surprised gaze, the little princess left the battlefield, rushed towards me, jumped lightly, and threw herself into Youxiang's arms.
Before I could figure out what she was planning, a pair of arms wrapped around her neck, and a soft and fragrant touch came from her lips.
Chirp! !
Little Jasmine kissed her fragrant lips.
Lips parted, Princess Sanwu turned back, her bright yellow eyes like a doll stared closely at Aleus, as if to say, how about it, can you win over my relationship with the master?
Arius didn't expect that her opponent would use this move, and she was completely stunned.
I have to say that Princess Sanwu’s move really hit the mark.
If Arleus backed down here, it would be tantamount to admitting defeat.
However, if she is not to be outdone and imitates Princess Sanwu to do the same or even more things, it will be tantamount to acknowledging Princess Sanwu's idea of compatibility between men and women in disguise, and it will be tantamount to personally shattering the idea she has always insisted on.
For a moment, Arius was in a dilemma...
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I'm still slacking off, and it's already affecting my work during the day, alas. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation at *** (***.***), ***. Your support is my biggest motivation.)