Chapter 448 Nitro Sauce's Friendship Standard

"ah?"

Seeing Hikigaya Hachiman's strange behavior, the simple Totsuka Ayaka once again made a confused sound. The already exquisite appearance was even more adorable. Fortunately, Hikigaya lowered his head long ago, otherwise he would definitely have made a groundhog noise immediately. scream.

"Please!" Hikigaya shouted again, with a firm tone like a samurai who was about to have his belly disemboweled.

Although she didn't know why, the little angel Caika did not refuse her friend's request. After a little hesitation, she said:

"Hajima, you and Hojo-san are in the kendo club together, so you should know more information, right? That girl is really Hojo-san's..."

"Just say the beginning!" Hikigaya yelled.

Hmm...could it be that I said that Hachiman and Hojo-kun have a good relationship that makes him happy? That’s why I want to listen to it a few more times? Totsuka Ayaka thought secretly. But he didn't find it strange. After all, even having a friend who snores loudly is enough for a boy to feel vain for a while. So he said very understandingly:

"You have such a good relationship with Hojo-san, you must..."

"No, Totsuka, it's the front, the front!" Hikigaya raised his head and shouted.

The desire revealed in the man's eyes startled Totsuka.

"Haha a few numbers..."

"That's it, do it again!"

"Haha a few yards."

"again!"

"Haha a few yards."

"Again……"

"Please stop it a little bit. Even I think it's too perverted. Mr. Totsuka, you can't satisfy the desires of evil people endlessly, otherwise he will fall into the abyss and become hopeless." Devil, even though this man is bad enough now!"

Zaimokuza behind him stood up, covered Hikigaya's mouth with both hands, and warned Totsuka Ayaka sternly.

"Huh? It's nothing, it's just a normal name calling." Totsuka Ayaka was stunned, a little at a loss.

"Ah hum, hum - as an elf lost in the outside world, Totsuka is too naive. Although this is not a bad thing, he will inevitably be targeted by evil people. For example, this brain has been eroded by evil darkness. man."

Zaimokuza made a strange and unexplained sound. Although Totsuka Ayaka wanted to ask why she called herself "Totsuka", there were more important things at the moment.

"Zai Muzuo, please let go quickly, Ha Jima is about to die!"

"Don't be deceived by the evil man's tricks! As soon as I let go, he will definitely trick you into shouting that forbidden name again! If you want to ask why I am so sure, it is because..."

Zaimokuza suddenly lowered his head when he said this, and spoke a string of words very quickly that Totsuka Ayaka didn't hear clearly.

"That's because if I meet a drow, even if I give up my soul, I will beg him to spank me while calling my name, so I can become close friends with Hachiman!"

Since Zaimokuza always liked to say things that were incomprehensible, Totsuka only regarded what he just said as an attack of his chuunibyou.

"No, Hajima's face is almost turning black!" he shouted urgently.

"Um?"

Zaimuza looked down and saw that his lifelong enemy and best friend was indeed his eyes were white and his face was blue. However, he was not panicked at all, and even found time to comfort Totsuka Ayaka:

"It's okay, it's not suffocation, it's just that the darkness is about to spread to Hachiman's brain, and he will soon turn into a beast dominated by desire!"

"But, didn't you just say that Ha Jima's brain has been eroded by darkness?"

"Ahem, ahem!"

As a reserve light novel writer, Zaimokuza has long been accustomed to things like reading settings, so he naturally ignored Totsuka's words, casually released his hands covering Hikigaya's mouth and nose, and closed his fingers into fists. Lift it high like a sledgehammer.

"Exorcism!"

He glared angrily, roared in anger, and brought the sledgehammer of his arm down towards Hikigaya's head with great force.

The expression on Totsuka Ayaka's face solidified into horror, as if she had seen Hajima's death.

At the critical moment, Hikigaya's body fell sideways. With a bang, his brain hit the wall, and the pain woke him up. The brief lack of oxygen seemed to make him lose his memory. Before he could figure out what happened, the powerful hand hammer was pressed against his ear. Smashed down.

"Asshole! Are you going to kill me, Zaimokuza!"

Hikigaya jumped up immediately after saving his life, and shouted towards Zaibokuza in shock and anger against the wall.

"Ah hum, hum. It seems that the evil power has been scared away by me. How about, I am powerful, Mr. Totsuka."

Zaimokuza ignored his lifelong best friend and asked Totsuka Ayaka proudly.

Totsuka looked at Hajima who was standing against the wall. Although his hair was blowing out like a hedgehog, he did become extremely energetic in an instant, and his dead fish eyes were also full of brilliance, as if he wanted to pounce on him at any time and use his teeth to tear the wood. A classmate was bitten to death.

"It seems to be really useful. You are really amazing, Zaimuzha." He nodded sincerely.

The little angel's words instantly made Hikigaya's facial features become distorted. He grabbed Zaimokuza's collar and said angrily:

"When Minister Hojo comes back, I will tell him that you want to practice more!"

His voice was low and sinister.

Hearing this, Zaimokuza, who was just so proud, suddenly changed his face, as if he had heard some taboo. But then he gritted his teeth and said:

"Do you think Minister Hojo is so easily deceived?"

"I will tell him that you want to practice more because you saw me and don't want to lose your youth to me!"

Hikigaya's tone became colder and colder.

"Do you really want to do this? Think about it, it's practice! Practice of the Kendo Club led by Hojo Kyousuke!"

Zaimokuza squeezed out this sentence from his teeth. He never thought that his best friend could have such courage. However... If he is not such a man, he is not worthy of being my lifelong enemy.

"You touched the taboo that must not be touched! When you said that to Totsuka, you should have thought that there would be this moment!" Hikigaya stared at the other party from bottom to top with his dull dead fish eyes.

"How dare you say such a thing? What you did is so many times more perverted than I know!" Zaimokuza was shocked.

"Hehehe, I am a pervert, but I don't allow a second pervert to appear around Totsuka. This is my resolution! So, just die, Zaimokuza!"

Hikigaya shouted with all his life burning out. He said he was shouting, but in fact, he was just talking to Zaimokuza in a barely audible voice. Correspondingly, Zaimokuza did the same. Both of them were obviously used to this way of speaking. After all, as a marginal group in the class, if they chatted happily, they would attract the attention of the demons (real people).

"You are worthy of being the magician of the Seven Saints, the undefeated Shura Hikigaya Hachiman! Your resolution is recognized by my Tokyo's third swordsman, the immortal swordsman general Zaimokuza Yoshiki!"

Zaimokuza spoke passionately in a voice as thin as a mosquito's hum.

"Um, hajima, what are you talking about?"

The sound that reminds people of the rising tennis skirt instantly separated Hikigaya and Zaimokuza, and both of them returned to the expression of autistic otakus on their faces.

"We're discussing what to eat after school."

"We're discussing the latest game."

"Huh?" Ayaka tilted her head in confusion.

When Hikigaya showed his infatuated look again, Zaimokuza immediately sat down and began to chant Namo Amitabha.

When Totsuka was about to get angry, Hikigaya finally recalled the original topic.

"How is it possible! Hojo's girlfriend is definitely not that kind of ordinary girl!" He said firmly, and Zaimokuza beside him nodded repeatedly.

At the same time, Nishiko also looked at Yubina Hime with strange eyes, and the smile on her face became more and more gentle.

What's going on? Is Nishiko jealous? But her expression seems to be looking at a mentally retarded person.

The master of reading air Yuigahama Yui thought to herself, so it has gone beyond jealousy and turned into anger?

"What nonsense are you talking about, Ebina-san." Nishiko said with a smile.

"But that girl is not only beautiful, but also has a good family background. If she is mine..."

"It's useless." Nishiko said with a smile.

"She said in her post that Hojo invited her to have supper at that time. If it wasn't..."

"It's useless." Glass said with a smile.

"That girl also said..."

The famous detective Ebina Hina still refused to give up. No, it should be said that she was getting more and more excited, which can be seen from her shining glasses. Although it is not her favorite same-sex love, if the fact that Hojo Kyosuke has a girlfriend can be ruled out, wouldn't it prove that he is one step closer to homosexuality?

Glass didn't know the messy thoughts of the glasses girl at all, and it was not convenient for her to explain to everyone. Whether it was financial resources or power, that girl had no place in the sister group of Ruyi Liao. With her personality, she really couldn't say such words.

On the other side, Hikigaya was also in a similar dilemma. Facing the simple Totsuka, he couldn't say that there were so many girls around Hojo who were a hundred times better than that that he was dazzled. How could he settle for second best?

So he gritted his teeth and decided to endure the condemnation of his conscience and tell something that he was going to keep secret forever.

"I'm only telling you this, Totsuka. You have to promise me not to tell anyone else. This is about another man's dignity."

"Well... If it will embarrass you, don't tell me. I'm not that curious."

Totsuka Ayaka said seriously. She said that this matter was just a topic for casual chat during lunch break. It didn't matter what she talked about, even if it was a game she didn't know at all. Anyway, it was fun to just talk to Hajima normally. Oh, and Zaimokuza was also fun.

"Totsuka!!"

The little angel's thoughtfulness instantly moved Hikigaya to tears, which made him more determined. Even if he had to endure the burning of hellfire, he would tell Totsuka the truth.

"Actually..."

"What a coincidence, I also have a secret to tell Totsuka. If you weren't my lifelong friend, I would never risk being killed to tell you! Hachiman, do you want to listen to it together? If you want to listen, it's not impossible. Just lend me "Ice Machine Wind" to play for a week."

Zaimokuza came up again. Although he said he was going to tell Totsuka, his eyes were clearly looking at Hikigaya, as if he was saying, "Come and ask me to tell you." I don't know if he was lonely and embarrassed because he was excluded from the conversation, or if he was angry because Hikigaya only talked to Totsuka. However, considering that Zaimokuza is a person who can talk to friends for half an hour even if his mobile phone is turned off, the former is unlikely.

Upon hearing this, Hikigaya's smart brain immediately felt something wrong.

"Zaimokuza, did you hear the secret you want to tell from the assembly last night?" He asked tentatively.

"How do you know!"

Zaimokuza suddenly raised his hands to protect himself, probably opening some kind of protection like at standpoint to prevent his thoughts from being read by the other side.

Hikigaya's ominous feeling in his heart became stronger and stronger, and he continued:

"Are the people related to that secret not in the classroom now?"

"Why do you, Hachiman, also know about Hatagoro! Obviously, I am the only one who knows it!" Zaimokuza was shocked.

Hikigaya's face also changed drastically. He didn't care about the curious Totsuka next to him. He quickly picked up his phone. Thanks to the fact that he hadn't unlocked it before when he was playing games, the battery of the phone was still full. What, he pretended to play with his phone to cover up that no one was chatting with him? What a joke, this is the most environmentally friendly way to use a phone! It can not only avoid wasting electricity, but also protect the eyes. When the world energy crisis or blindness finally comes, humans will know his greatness!

Opening the chat room of the runaway angel, I found that everyone was chatting. Whether it was those who insisted on going to school or those who took leave to make up for the sleep, there were only two topics to talk about. One was the feat of everyone besieging the Yakuza organization last night, and the other was...

The love story of Hata Goro and the female version of Kuroda Kaito, referred to as "Tada's love story" (crossed out) "Sweet love story".

Swallowing hard, he looked at the empty seats. He had a hunch that two of the four seats would lose their owners forever. Maybe Neon will have two more homeless people.

"Hajima, what are you looking at?" Totsuka asked curiously.

"I'm looking at the two unfortunate seats."

Hikigaya's tone was sad, but he became extremely happy in an instant.

Great, now there are two vacancies in the five regulars of the kendo competition, and my chances of winning the bid have greatly increased! And I don't have to feel guilty about telling Totsuka about this. Hatagoro, you are such a good person, may the god of love bless you.

"Hey~~ Totsuka, let me tell you, actually the reason why Hojo went to Gunma last night was to take the heartbroken Hatagoro with him..."

Hikigaya told the story with a smile on his face, and Zaimokuza next to him checked from time to time to fill in the gaps. The two even had the photo of women's clothing that Kuroda Kaito gave to Hatagoro on their mobile phones.

The outrageous story made the little angel Totsuka Ayaka's pupils tremble, and she opened her mouth wide and couldn't say anything for a long time.

"Sure enough, if it's a secret, it shouldn't be told. When you ask others to keep it secret, it means that the secret has been leaked." He said with a sympathetic laugh.

Speaking of this, Hikigaya asked Zaimokuza who told him about this.

"I said it myself, Hatagoro, and you, Hachiman."

"I was told by a senior named Onitsuka Eikichi."

The two looked at each other and said in unison:

"Poor Hatagoro."

It was different for Naoko. Although she was the first person to know about this, she didn't even want to talk about it.

After thinking for a while, she took out her mobile phone, opened the album and clicked on a photo to show everyone.

"What beautiful cherry blossoms, are there such weeping cherry blossoms in Tokyo?" Ebina exclaimed.

"Noko-chan is also very beautiful. It would be even more perfect if she wore a kimono!" Kawasaki Saki, who came over at some point, also interrupted.

The photo shows a huge cherry tree, with pink and white petals covering almost the entire photo. The clusters of cherry blossoms completely hide the branches behind it, and at first glance it looks like a pink cloud made of cherry blossoms.

Under the cherry tree, next to a few drooping branches, stands Nishimiya Naoko, who is smiling like a flower. She has a bun and wears the school uniform of Sobu High School. She is graceful, gentle and natural.

The cherry blossoms are so gorgeous, but the girl is not inferior at all, or the cherry blossoms have become her decoration.

The splendid cherry blossoms make her skin look even whiter, and her baby fat face is pink and tender, so cute that the girls around who are looking at the photos scream.

While marveling at Naoko's cuteness, everyone also asked about the location of the cherry tree, wanting to wait until next year to enjoy the cherry blossoms and take pictures, even Ebina Hime, who is usually not interested in such things, is no exception. She has completely forgotten the original question, and her mind is full of Nishimiya and Yamauchi wearing a blue and a red kimono and hugging each other standing under this weeping cherry tree.

Shy and docile Naoko, and arrogant and domineering Sakura.

Ah~~ I'm dying.

Just thinking about it, Ebina felt her nose burning. Nosebleed, nosebleed is coming out! She is not a vulgar person who only cares about male love, she also looks forward to the love of beautiful girls!

Listening to everyone's praise for the cherry tree, Naoko's expression became more and more charming.

"It's in Tokyo, it's ours, planted by Kyosuke himself."

The girl couldn't help but be proud when she spoke. If everyone knew that every petal of the cherry blossoms in the photo was glued on by Kyosuke himself, they would definitely be surprised.

Hehe~~

After all, no one else in the world can do this except Kyosuke-kun!

Although everyone was praising the beauty of the cherry trees, Glass had automatically translated it into a compliment to Kyosuke-kun. This made her feel so good that she even felt a little better about not being able to see Kyosuke-kun this morning.

She was in a good mood and tried her best to answer everyone's questions. She also promised a few good friends to take them home to take pictures later.

Friends? Of course they are friends. As long as you praise Kyosuke-kun, you are my Glass's friend~

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