Chapter 470: The Serious Chuunibyou Is so Scary

Until the end, Yukino Yukinoshita still did not accept Yamauchi Sakura's invitation to enjoy the flowers together.

"Hey, why is this happening? This is like a daydream." Sakura muttered. If someone else said that they could enjoy the flowers in this world, they would definitely be told that they were dreaming.

"Sorry, because my sister... my sister said that if she doesn't eat the food I cook tonight, she will go on a hunger strike." Yukinoshita lowered her head. She was very interested in Sakura's invitation and was also very curious about the cherry blossoms in late April, but she couldn't sit back and watch her sister starve to death.

"If it were me, I would ignore her. Maybe you will see Haruno eating and drinking as soon as you open the door." Sakura advised. If it were her, she would do so. Haruno would definitely be more excessive. Maybe she would only order one portion of takeout.

"Maybe it's like this..."

Yukinoshita smiled bitterly. She knew her sister very well. As Sakura spoke, the scene of her sister sitting on the sofa and opening the door to stuff a piece of pizza into her mouth had already appeared in her mind.

But even so, she couldn't refuse her sister's request.

Standing on the other side, Shizuka Hiratsuka naturally received the invitation. This beautiful teacher who had experienced a lot of ups and downs today was very excited.

The cherry tree that was still blooming at the end of April might have become the god of cherry blossoms. If I pray to him, he might give me a perfect marriage partner. No, it doesn't need to be perfect, that would be too greedy, as long as, as long as...

The thoughts of this poor woman were heard clearly by the other three people present. Ah, yes, Shizuka Hiratsuka muttered in a low voice.

"I'd better not go. I've already made an appointment with Miki to drink at Miki's house tonight."

Shizuka Hiratsuka, who knew nothing, gritted her teeth and decided to use beer to soothe her thirsty and injured heart.

"By the way, where is Naoko? I just wanted to talk to her about Saki Kawasaki." She asked.

"Oh, Naoko, she has something to do at her office today, so she asked for leave for the club activities." Yamauchi Sakura said casually.

"Voice actors, it's great, you can shout cool lines as much as you want without being treated as a chuunibyou."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice was full of resentment, and it was obvious that she was often criticized for saying comic lines every day.

"I wonder if Nagasawa-sensei would also strike the same pose when dubbing Goku's Kamehameha."

"No, reality is a hundred times worse than you think."

Hojo Kyosuke mercilessly broke Hiratsuka's fantasy:

"When you see a 1.7-meter-tall lady shouting "No Way, No Way, No Way, No Way" on the scene, the sense of disobedience may even make you doubt the boundary between reality and fantasy. It is also common for a 60-year-old teacher to dub a 17-year-old female high school student. For those sitting in the back waiting for dubbing, the most difficult thing may not be how to complete the dubbing, but how to control themselves from showing a strange expression."

The last time he went to the office to pick up Naoko, the girl chattered all the way home, saying that she was really scared to hear the 60-year-old teacher Kitani calling her sister. When I thought about playing the role of my seniors' sister, I was so nervous that I couldn't speak... Such happy troubles.

"But don't you think that you will feel inexplicably moved when the real person shouts out the lines in the anime? I want to cry for a moment!" Shizuka Hiratsuka was excited.

Hojo Kyosuke is not incomprehensible, just like those boys who will make two shooting gestures when walking on the street. There were many times when he almost couldn't control his right hand that sealed the terrible power. This situation usually happened when waiting for the tram or the elevator. Before the elevator and tram doors were about to open, his right hand couldn't help but want to raise it and recite the taboo spell.

Unfortunately, he himself was not ready to leave this planet, so he couldn't let his right hand ruin his life. But even so, he still understood the feeling of being moved when seeing the voice actor himself recite the classic lines.

That's why he was so excited when he heard that editor-in-chief Shimomura had helped him get the voiceover role for "Neighbors, Neighbors, Neighbors". It would be a wonderful thing to hear the unpopular girl Miu say "Ah, I'm so cute" in a super natural voice.

Especially when I heard from Nishiko that the voiceover for Miu was a cold and beautiful lady, the contrast might improve the viewing experience by 20 percentage points.

To be honest, although the original painting work has not even started, the first original painters, Hojo Kyosuke and Eriri, have already used their connections to make an agreement with the animation production company that when the dubbing work starts, they will move the workbench into the recording studio and draw while watching the dubbing.

What's even more embarrassing is that each of them is equipped with three assistants, namely Yamauchi Sakura, Ueno Naoka, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Miyamizu Mitsuha, Yotsuha, and Nishimiya Yuzuru. Of course, these assistants will occasionally rotate, after all, Yukino Momoka is also a loyal fan of that comic.

If someone's relationship is not strong enough, he will be scolded the moment he makes this request. However, when the dubbing starts, it is likely that they will only be allowed to visit, after all, it is a serious job.

"It is indeed very touching. By the way, I forgot to mention that Mr. Hiratsuka, the anime "Fist of the Assassin" that you often mention, Mr. Motoka, who dubbed the protagonist Shiro, is also in the same office as Nozomi."

Hojo Kyousuke said with a smile, and his words immediately made Shizuka Hiratsuka excited. She was so excited that she said nonsense like "If I can drink a can of beer in one breath, take me to visit, okay?"

Really, why should I take you to see if you can drink beer through your nostrils? Hojo Kyosuke can’t understand.

"Really? Should you use one nostril or both? Do you need to wash your nose in advance? Is the beer cold or at room temperature?"

The man's eyes were shining, and he seemed to want to buy beer immediately.

"Are you kidding? Can beer at room temperature still be called beer? Let me tell you..."

"Just stop it a little bit!!"

A calm roar sounded, and the two people who were having a heated discussion stopped immediately and turned their heads to look at the speaker.

“Discussions will now begin regarding the first on-campus commission of Ministry of Ministry.”

Yukinoshita quietly placed her hands on the table. Although her tone was calm, Yamauchi Sakura, who originally wanted to ask if he could drink whiskey, shut his mouth.

"Ahem, please be serious! No. 2 member Hojo Kyosuke, let's start the review now!" Sakura slapped the table and said pretending to be serious.

The iceberg-like expression of the girl with long black hair softened slightly.

"Hey, Mr. Hiratsuka, can you drink whiskey through your nostrils?"

"Well...actually I don't know how to do it at all. I've just seen other people do it. I'll let you know when I see that person again next time."

"Yeah! But Mr. Hiratsuka, you have to work hard too!"

boom! boom! !

Yukinoshita slapped the table twice, and the two people whose heads were close to each other quickly raised their heads, both with serious expressions on their faces.

"Hojo, it seems that the review you will hand over to me tomorrow will have an extra page. Are you worthy of Yukinoshita's trust?" Hiratsuka Shizuki said righteously.

Hojo Kyousuke rolled his eyes inwardly and ignored her. Since she couldn't drink beer through her nostrils, then this woman was useless. No wonder she couldn't get married.

By the way, when I went to the logistics office last time to borrow something, I saw the purchase list. These tables and chairs are probably about the same age as Shizuka Hiratsuka, right? How about introducing this chair to her? It's quite comfortable to sit on, and you won't be offended whether you fart or adjust your underwear. It's an ideal wedding partner.

After thinking randomly for a while, Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yukinoshita next to him and said seriously:

"The commission actually did not fail. Kuroda personally told me that he was grateful for the service department's help and was very satisfied with the handling of the commission. At the same time, he asked me to apologize to the minister, because he was too embarrassed to come to thank him in person."

"Is that so?"

Yukinoshita nodded and wrote two more lines on the notepad.

"Originally, I still have some questions that I wanted to ask Kuroda-san, but since he can't come, I'll just ask you directly, okay?"

Hojo Kyosuke nodded. He had already realized that after all, the purpose of establishing this club with an improper name was also abnormal.

It is said that free things are the most expensive. The help from the service department seems to be free, but in fact, Yukinoshita got what she wanted in the process of helping the client.

"Will Kurotian and Hata Goro come to school again?"

Yukinoshita asked the first question. She did not need to ask about the client's psychological process, because such things would be useless. First of all, people have biases in their understanding of themselves, and there are countless situations in which they are deceived by their hearts, or deceived by their hearts, not to mention telling others their inner thoughts.

So she believes what she observes more than what others say. What she needs to do is compare her reasoning with the observed phenomena to get the answer.

Will the two people continue to be friends after such a nightmare experience, will they continue to study at Sobu High School, and how will their relationship change in the future... The answers to these questions will become her qualifications and let her "The art of mastering people's hearts" continues to improve.

"Yes, the reason why the three of them didn't come to school is entirely because they stayed up late last night and drank too much. They are not afraid of the eyes of their classmates. They are very thick-skinned."

Hojo Kyosuke very wisely provided additional information.

Brush brush brush——

The cone-shaped pencil tip quickly passed across the notepad, drawing some lines and writing some words.

Looking at the extremely serious Yukinoshita, both Hojo Kyosuke and Hiratsuka Shizuka felt a sense of absurdity.

This smart and rational girl is really studying "the art of controlling people's hearts" very seriously, which sounds like a game skill.

Why do I have to be called a chuunibyou by such people? Such questions kept echoing in Hiratsuka Shizu's head.

I just like to talk about comic lines and use the plots of tokusatsu films as examples, but I have never tried to practice the Sixth Form of the Navy in reality, but this guy Yukinoshita is seriously practicing the "Human Heart Control Technique". Two things.

The somewhat aggrieved woman turned her head and her eyes met Hojo Kyousuke's. She saw recognition and encouragement in those dark eyes. Her heart lifted, and she said decisively:

"Yukishita, I don't object to your research on these things, but it would be better not to use a middle-class name like "The Art of Mastering People's Hearts." Instead, choose a more normal name for the subject, such as something, something..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka frowned. Oh no, he was affected by Yukinoshita, and he almost blurted out "The chicken-duck-death countermeasures room." The first thing that comes to mind is Sharingan, Puppetmon and the like.

It's so scary. This woman is so chuunishi. Hiratsuka Shizuo looked at Yukinoshita with lingering fear. He only felt that such a serious person who suffers from chuunibyou and thinks that others are chuunibyou is really terrible. Even mature people My steady self was almost brought into the ditch.

However, when Hiratsuka Shizuka spoke, Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but smack his lips and turned his head away reluctantly.

It's too irrational, Xiaojing, how dare you disrespect Minister Yukinoshita, how dare you?

Sure enough, Yukinoshita put down the pen, looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka calmly, and opened her thin cherry lips gently.

"Wait a minute!"

Yamauchi Sakura suddenly shouted, then grabbed Hojo Kyosuke's arm and pulled it back with her little hand, and pushed Hiratsuka Shizuka forward at the same time, instantly completing the exchange of their positions. Now Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita are unobstructed.

"Dōzo~" ​​The girl showed a flattering expression on her face.

Yukinoshita, who was interrupted, was not angry, but cast an approving look at Sakura, and then said to Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was alert:

"The art of mastering the human mind" is not a skill at the super-real level, but an ability based on scientific development. Everyone does everything for a reason, even those with mental illness are no exception. Everyone has a common side, which is obtained through the process of cognition and change. What drives human behavior is the individual's power system, that is, personality tendency. It reflects people's tendency and pursuit of the world around them, mainly including needs, motivations, interests, ideals, beliefs, values ​​and worldviews. To accurately grasp this, you need to..."

"Ah, stop reading, stop reading, I know I'm wrong--"

Hiratsuka Shizuka held her head with both hands, groaning in pain and interrupting Yukinoshita's words.

"This is not a question of right or wrong, but a question of cognition! I don't want to change your concept, Mr. Hiratsuka, but..."

Yukinoshita, who had a calm expression just now, now looked unhappy.

"Ah! Okay! I understand! I understand everything! "Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up suddenly and clapped her hands, cheering with joy, and then danced like a ballet to the door in the bewildered eyes of Yukinoshita.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, what's wrong with you..."

Hearing this voice, the smile on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face disappeared instantly, and she stopped dancing and sprinted out of the door.

"I'll come again tomorrow! You all wait for me!"

Hey, Xiaojing, this is too much like a funny villain. You haven't married yet, so you are not allowed to say that.

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