Chapter 462 Ideal Marriage Partner

"I'm going to marry the toilet."

At first, Hojo Kyosuke thought he had heard wrongly, but when he got closer, he found that Hiratsuka Shizuka was really saying these words.

This poor woman...has she been driven crazy?

"Why not marry cigarettes? Even if they have to choose, most people will only choose cigarettes, right?" He asked curiously.

"What nonsense are you talking about? If you marry Cigarette, Cigarette will definitely blame himself if you get lung cancer in the future."

Hiratsuka Shizuka said without looking back. It seemed that she was completely immersed in the bright future of marrying the toilet.

"Then it's the same as not marrying beer?"

"Yes, no matter how much you like beer, it is too dangerous to marry beer. The so-called adults must learn to refuse temptation. Although beer is good, it is not suitable for marriage. Drinking too much will cause embarrassment. If you are not careful, your image will be completely ruined. Then you can’t get married again.”

Haha, this logic is quite clear, it doesn’t seem completely crazy.

Hojo Kyosuke was a little surprised, and he couldn't help but feel a little admiration for this reliable adult, and asked in a low voice:

"Then why did you choose to get married on the toilet?"

"Baga, you are such an ideal marriage partner, but you can't see him!"

The woman turned her head, looking very angry that her fiancé's good qualities had not been noticed.

"Aren't you asking for advice from the mature Hiratsuka-sensei?" Hojo Kyosuke said with a low eyebrow.

"Ahem, listen up kid, with my more than ten years of research on marriage..."

"Ten years……?"

"Don't interrupt! If you want to express your admiration, I will give you a chance later."

Hiratsuka Shizuka glared and scolded in displeasure.

"..."

Hojo Kyousuke smiled with his eyebrows downcast. Even if he is crazy, seeing you so energetic makes me feel relieved on behalf of Yukino.

"As your marriage partner, you must not choose someone with a dazzling appearance who will make you want to marry him just by looking at him, because that kind of person will definitely not marry me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka raised a finger and taught the students seriously.

"Even if the other person stays with me because of my love for each other, they will definitely try their best to leave me when they discover all my bad habits after getting married."

She clenched her right hand into a fist and waved it vigorously, vividly interpreting what "fist" love means.

"Bad habits? In addition to being nosy, what other bad habits does the teacher have?" Hojo Kyosuke asked doubtfully. He was actually very curious about why such an outstanding woman as Shizuka Hiratsuka failed to date many times.

She has a great figure and appearance, and a very good personality. As for the latter, even if you don't know her, just seeing her become friends with Harano, who has such a bad personality, is enough to understand her.

"I'm not meddling in other people's business..."

After muttering without confidence, Hiratsuka Shizuka began to lick her fingers and wash away her bad habits:

"I like to smoke, and every time I take a puff, I stub it out. There is a smell of tobacco on my fingers."

"Does that have a mouth?"

"What are you talking about? Of course not!"

Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes widened again, while leaning forward and standing on tiptoes.

"Ha ha--"

This lovely woman huffed vigorously, like a child trying to prove to her parents that she had not eaten any contraband.

Hojo Kyosuke hurriedly avoided it in disgust. It really didn't smell at all, but the warm and moist gas sprayed on the face always made people feel very embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, I know you didn't eat in there just now, go ahead and talk about your bad habits." He took a step back.

"Eat on the sly?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned, turned her head blankly and glanced at the bathroom behind her. When she realized what she was doing, she was furious:

"The toilet is my ideal marriage partner, how could I compete with him!"

...?

To be honest, for a moment, Hojo Kyosuke was moved by this persistent woman. Her loyalty to marriage will definitely make 99.999% of the people in the world feel ashamed.

Of course, this does not include myself. In terms of loyalty to marriage, Hojo Kyosuke believes that he is not inferior to anyone. It's a pity that Shizuka Hiratsuka obviously doesn't agree with this, which is also the root cause of the disagreement between the two.

"Sorry, sorry." Hojo Kyosuke said sincerely.

"And we've been talking for so long, haven't you noticed that there's no smell of cigarette smoke in my mouth? It's impossible to be so weak in observation."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's anger went away as quickly as it came, and at the same time she muttered something under her breath.

With his excellent hearing, Hojo Kyosuke keenly captured several key words, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical, breath freshening pills, kissing candy, kiss artifact...

I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei.

Hojo Kyosuke felt ashamed. He had thought Hiratsuka Shizuka was the kind of person who just said he wanted to get married, but actually didn't want to get married at all. Now it seems that she is actually working hard!

This is really not his fault. Almost every holiday, Hojo Kyousuke can see Shizuka Hiratsuka having fun in various places through various channels. Don't get me wrong, it's not a place for men and women. It's a cafe with a collection of comics from the 1980s, a baseball game for elementary school students, a one-hundred-yuan treasure discovery party... etc. In short, it's a place that is very happy but has nothing to do with getting married.

No, if I insist on saying so, there are actually marriage-related incidents.

That was what Yuigahama Yui told him quietly last week. The class led by Miura organized a prayer activity to the Tamazukuri Inari Shrine, where they met Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was praying devoutly in front of the altar.

Bow, put money, ring the bell, bow, make a wish, bow.

The five-yuan coin was accurately thrown into the money box. Miura Yumiko complained that it took so many times to be so accurate, and it didn't touch the fence at all.

The momentum of ringing the bell was amazing. According to Yuigahama's description, everyone was thinking that if the gods really appeared, Hiratsuka would probably jump on the altar, grab the gods' ears and shout "Do you hear me! I'm going to make a wish!"

When making a wish, it was also very powerful. Even if you were two meters away, you could hear the voice full of hope and resentment.

"I must get married this year. If I don't get married this year, I will come to get my money back. If you don't get married tomorrow, you will have to pay me double compensation. If you don't get married the year after next, I will take the box away."

When Miura Yumiko secretly laughed at her, the kind-hearted Yuigahama Yui secretly pulled Hiratsuka Shizuka and told her a cruel fact.

"Teacher, this is a shrine for praying for wealth. If you want to pray for marriage, you should go to the Great Shrine, right?"

The reason why Yumiko spent her precious weekend time praying at the shrine was because she spent too much money during this period and her pocket money was insufficient, so she came to pray for a pie in the sky.

Looking at the teacher's pious appearance before, Yuigahama was very worried that the teacher could not bear this blow. Who knew that Hiratsuka Shizuka actually laughed very heartily:

"Hahaha, it's okay, I know."

When hearing this, facing Yuigahama's doubts, Yamauchi Sakura laughed and gave the answer, why did Teacher Hiratsuka do that when he knew that this was not a shrine for praying for marriage.

"In that case, if you can't get married this year, it's not your fault, but because the gods didn't work hard enough~"

Yuigahama was dumbfounded, but she also thought that maybe it was true.

In short, in Hojo Kyosuke's impression, Hiratsuka Shizuka's only effort to get married was probably limited to praying at the shrine, and the shrine she went to was not professional enough.

It was just like taking a kindergarten kid to the arcade to play King of Fighters. Although it was the same as the rocking car, it was all paid for with coins, but how could it be the same!

"So don't always look far away, but also observe the things around you carefully!" Teacher Hiratsuka said something very powerful.

Hojo Kyosuke nodded seriously and decided to be better to Hiratsuka Shizuka in the future. She has reached the point where she wants to marry a toilet. If she embarrasses her again, is she still a human being?

"Huh?!"

Suddenly, Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes widened, and her feet kept backing away, almost bumping into the girl behind her. The reckless woman quickly apologized.

"Kita, Kita! When did you come?!"

"Teacher, I was the one who was talking to you just now. If you want to know the exact time, it was when you stood here and announced that you were going to marry the toilet. It was a very touching speech."

Kyosuke Hojo said with his eyebrows lowered.

Hiratsuka Shizuka took a breath of cold air when he heard it. Damn, because she found the ideal marriage partner, she was a little too proud for a moment. This cunning kid got a lot of words out of her.

"Keep talking, what bad habits do you have besides smoking?" asked Kyosuke Hojo.

"Bullshit!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes and turned to walk forward.

Because what she was going to talk about today was a little sensitive, she did not choose the counseling cubicle in the office, but chose a special counseling classroom.

Kyosuke Hojo laughed and did not ask any more questions. He knew that Hiratsuka Shizuka would not be able to hold it back. As long as it was about marriage, this guy would be very excited.

In the counseling room, the two sat opposite each other.

Hiratsuka Shizuka lit a cigarette and crossed her long legs in trousers. He took a puff of the cigarette with his right hand, exhaled white air to the side and said:

"I chose this empty classroom on purpose, you should know what I want to talk to you about, right?"

"Talk about why you want to marry a toilet." Hojo Kyosuke said as a matter of course.

"Yes, let's continue what I said before. In addition to smoking, there is also drinking, which is why beer is not suitable!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's expression immediately became excited, and she said with a beaming face, and the cigarette she took only one puff of was also extinguished in the portable ash bag.

It was a square bag supported by cowhide, with a red five-pointed star printed on the front, and the inner layer should be a fireproof and heat-insulating material. Because it looked very delicate, Hojo Kyosuke took a few more glances.

Things were just as he expected. Hiratsuka Shizuka really couldn't hold it back, and it seemed that she wanted to pull the god's ears to tell the other party that she had found an ideal marriage partner.

At the same time, the woman lit another cigarette, took a deep puff and extinguished it again.

I think Eriri and her should have a lot in common, right? Hojo Kyosuke thought. Because Eriri had preached to everyone she knew that 99% of the essence of Coke is concentrated in the first sip.

"Beer tastes good, but if you drink too much, you will vomit." Shizuka Hiratsuka said loudly the reason.

"It's like this." Hojo Kyosuke nodded, and he also knew why he chose an empty classroom.

"Vomiting, diarrhea, menstruation, all the embarrassing sides were seen by the toilet, but he accepted all of this and didn't dislike me at all."

The woman's eyes were filled with tears, and she felt extremely guilty.

She had been searching for marriage, but she had turned a blind eye to her true love, and had failed the toilet for so many years.

I really deserved to die.

It seems that the Tamazukuri Inari Shrine is really suitable for seeking marriage, and even the toilet can be married.

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke first widened his eyes in shock, and then his eyelids drooped again.

What should I do? It seems to make sense. Should I offer my blessing?

Looking at the happy little woman's appearance of Hiratsuka Shizuka, he really couldn't say anything else. He clenched his fists nervously. To be honest, he was not that nervous even when he had his first fight in his life. Facing this woman in love is even more terrifying than facing Godzilla.

Just when Hojo Kyosuke wanted to ask about the wedding date and how to hold the toilet's bachelor party, the figure of Yukino Momoka suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Hello, I'm Toilet Shizuka, and this is my friend Yukino Momoka." Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had changed her surname to her husband's, introduced her friend like this.

"Ah, Xue Xue Ye, that's my husband, how could you, how could you..."

Facing Xue Ye Bai Xiang Li who had just finished using the toilet, Ma Toilet Jing collapsed and shouted as if she was possessed by a minotaur.

"Xiao Miki, send me back immediately after drinking tonight, remember to lock the bathroom door for me."

"Yang No, I told you that I only use such and such brand of cleaning agent, my husband is allergic to it."

"..."

Countless images and sounds ran around in Hojo Kyosuke's head, and he swallowed hard. Even as powerful as he was, he couldn't accept that there was a friend who married a toilet.

He couldn't say this blessing.

He couldn't agree to this marriage.

It must be stopped!

Hiratsuka Jing, with a happy face, moved his lips twice and spoke with difficulty.

"Well, Mr. Hiratsuka, have you ever thought that it's obviously a female toilet, but you always lift the toilet seat. Wouldn't it be frustrating?"

It's natural to lift the seat for men, but it's annoying to lift the seat for women.

"It's okay, I can tolerate this. Accepting each other's shortcomings is the secret to a happy marriage, Hojo-san." Hiratsuka Shizuka's expression remained unchanged, still so happy.

It's over, this woman's brain has become very useful in the wrong place.

No, she must be stopped.

Hojo Kyosuke was shocked, and his invincible brain started to work quickly.

"You like the toilet because it will accept all your bad sides, and you are also mentally prepared to accept its shortcomings. This is good, but this is also the problem."

There will be another big chapter tonight, but it will be very late.

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