Chapter 461 I Want to Marry a Toilet

Hojo Kyosuke sat on the bed, rubbing his eyes and yawning, enjoying the unique afterglow of sleep.

My mind was blank, chaotic, lazy, and slightly helpless. The logic module seemed to have not yet connected with the main brain, and for a while it actually started to think about why it woke up and why it fell asleep.

However, unlike the previous experiences of being woken up, even though he could no longer remember the content of the previous phone call, Xueye's gentle voice that was as refreshing as a stream still surrounded him gently in his mind, helping this person bit by bit. The man who had been busy all night put his scattered thoughts together.

At this moment, the door to Hojo Kyousuke's room suddenly opened.

White light came in through the crack in the door, but the strange thing was that although the door was opened, no one could be seen who opened it.

"Aha~~Kyosuke is awake! Kashiko guessed it right!"

A children's voice with a milky scent sounded, and it turned out that the person who opened the door was a little girl who was not yet high enough to lock the door.

As the sound rang, the little figure threw himself on Hojo Kyousuke's bed, lying on his upper body. His little hands found his brother's big feet through the quilt, using his toes as a fulcrum for rock climbing, and made a cute "hehehehehe" sound from his mouth. The two short legs kicked up and crawled towards the bed.

Hojo Kyousuke's pupils quickly changed to adapt to the light, and he immediately saw the cutie at the end of the bed.

Being woken up by a gentle and beautiful teacher, and immediately seeing my cute little sister when I opened my eyes. Is there anything happier than this in the world?

The old man's expression had melted like a candle, full of satisfaction.

Pa Chi Pa Chi——

Kasoko climbed onto the bed and quickly climbed to the pillow with short hands and short legs.

Just as Hojo Kyousuke was about to speak, his face was held by his sister's two short hands.

"Good afternoon, Kyosuke!"

Kashiko shouted energetically.

"Good afternoon, Kashiko."

Even though his face was squashed by his sister's little hands, it didn't affect the smile in Hojo Kyosuke's voice.

He reached out his hand from the quilt and lifted the little sister up with a little effort.

His arms were longer than his sister's entire body, so as soon as the little girl was lifted up, her two short legs were kicking wildly in the air, as if she was swimming with a swimming ring, and she was giggling. stop.

The skin-infectious nature of that sweet laughter without any impurities made Hojo Kyosuke laugh too.

At this moment, another person appeared at the door.

As if the scene reappeared, the visitor climbed onto Hojo Kyosuke's bed without saying a word. Using the same hands and feet, he climbed over with a squeaking sound.

With a snap, Hojo Kyousuke's face was hugged again.

"Good morning Kyousuke~"

A voice full of energy and a smile as bright as the sun.

Sakura Yamauchi makes a grand appearance!

"Good morning, my Sakura." Hojo Kyosuke put his sister down and responded with a smile.

"Me and me! Sister Sakura hasn't said hello to Kashiko yet!" Kashiko said quickly:

"And it's noon now."

"Good morning, Kashiko. Also, say good morning as soon as you wake up. I want to tell everyone openly that I am a happy person who can sleep until noon and get up!"

Sakura said plausibly, a beautiful day begins with saying good morning to Kyosuke, and a new day of training begins with fooling Kasuko Hojo.

Kashiko's small head was obviously not strong enough to think about such a difficult problem. After thinking for a while, she frowned and followed the Hojo family's fine tradition of "never make things difficult for yourself". She hugged Sister Sakura's face and said:

"Good afternoon, Sister Sakura!"

The childish voice instantly made the two of them laugh, and then the three of them started playing on the bed. If it hadn't been for Hojo Mikiko's voice coming from below, the two high school students would have missed their afternoon classes.

"Mom, what are your plans for the afternoon?"

At the dinner table, Hojo Kyousuke asked while eating.

Hearing this, Sakura next to him quickly swallowed what was in his mouth and raised his hands:

"My mother just sent a message this morning asking me to ask Aunt Mijiko if she is free today. If so, she will come to Tokyo to play with you."

"Ah? Today, there are a lot of things going on today." Hojo Mikiko said with some embarrassment.

"Mitsuha said she wanted to take me to visit the university, Miki said she wanted me to try out new dishes at Yanting, and Yinglili's mother also invited me to have tea, and..."

The stupid beauty plucked her fingers and counted them one by one. After counting, she suddenly raised her head and said as if she had just woken up from a dream:

"I remembered! Kyousuke's father should be back today. I have to supervise him to give out all the gifts."

Speaking of this, Hojo Kyousuke remembered that he hadn't seen his father for a long time.

After Ichiro Hojo got drunk one after another, Grandpa Hojo from his hometown was elated when he heard how enthusiastic his precious grandson's friends in Tokyo were. He immediately decided to thank others for their hospitality and hung up on his daughter-in-law. After the call, he immediately started slaughtering the cow.

What was slaughtered was a cow named "Super Brave". This name was given by Kashiko. The reason was that when Kashiko was checking who to eat next, the cow was eating grass happily and looked indifferent to life and death. .

While the old man was slaughtering the cow, he ordered his son to rush home immediately and personally escort the beef to Beijing, completing the gift delivery meticulously.

So Ichiro Hojo, who was still hungover, was put on the plane again in a daze. Before he got off the plane, he didn't remember to drink water, so he put on an apron and started breaking down the beef.

"Show your character. Everyone in Tokyo takes such good care of Kyosuke. As a father, how can you remain indifferent? Swing your knife with full of heart. Let everyone feel the sincerity of the Hojo family when they eat beef!"

The old man said this and kicked his son on the butt.

Hiss——

The kick was very powerful. While taking a breath, Hojo Ichiro gritted his teeth and decided to return it tenfold. Of course, it was returned to Hojo Kyosuke. It was the father who kicked the son. There was no problem at all.

The men in the family were responsible for the cutting, and Hojo Mikiko was responsible for how much each family gave and which part to give.

This problem would definitely be difficult for ordinary people. They would have to weigh it left and right, and think about the relationship between those girls and their sons, whether they were ordinary friends or ambiguous objects, and whether they were future daughters-in-law or future daughters-in-law. If the gift was too heavy, it would be too abrupt, and if it was too light, it would hurt people.

But who is Hojo Mikiko? She is a stupid beauty with great wisdom.

There was no need to think at all, and four big words popped up in my head.

I want them all!

Ahem, no, it should be - treat them equally!

Tongue, top of the head, shoulder, tenderloin... Each portion must include these parts, all equally divided!

She is not the kind of person who favors people over relatives. In her eyes, all girls are equally cute! They are equally suitable to be daughters-in-law! There must be no favoritism, otherwise it will cause trouble for my son!

Hearing his wife's words, the peerless henpecked Hojo Ichiro swallowed a bunch of grumblings and began to prepare gifts with the spirit of preparing for the senior high school entrance examination.

Sure enough, I shouldn't have given birth to a son. Now that we haven't confirmed the relationship, we have created so many troubles for ourselves. When we get married in the future, won't there be a big war?

Hojo Ichiro knew that when he delivered the gift, he would inevitably drink wildly again. In his heart, he swore viciously that he would never step into Tokyo, this terrible place, again.

...Unless my precious daughter also wants to come to Tokyo to study in the future, then I must come to accompany her.

"Let's go to Mitsuha's house first, right? She said she doesn't have to go to class this afternoon. Last time, she said she wanted to try the steak that Kyosuke had eaten since childhood. Today is the perfect time to satisfy her!" Hojo Mikiko said excitedly, looking like she was going to show off her skills.

"Then I'll call the company car over for you to use."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded. It seemed that his mother was having a good time in Tokyo. Not to mention Miki, Mitsuha's cooking skills are actually far better than her stupid mother, but one is happy to teach and the other is happy to learn, anyway, they are all very happy.

"Mom, you have to keep an eye on Dad. He is so old, and he still gets drunk every day. His body can't stand it."

He advised casually, but in fact, he had already secretly told his grandfather in his hometown about his father's heroic attitude at the wine table. The old man was overjoyed when he heard it, and he said that there was one more person to drink with him.

Well, Hojo Kyosuke's father has almost stopped drinking since he stopped working, because he thinks drinking would delay the sweet time with his wife. After having a daughter, he stopped drinking even more, for fear of disturbing his precious daughter. So although there are a lot of people at home, old man Hojo can only drink alone at home.

"Seeing that you, Kyosuke, have made so many friends in Tokyo, Ichiro is also very happy, so let him indulge himself a little."

Hojo Mikiko smiled with narrowed eyes.

"Then the second one will go to my house! My dad will definitely accompany Uncle Ichiro to drink enough!"

Yamauchi Sakura immediately responded positively.

"Hahaha, Ichiro will be very happy to hear that." Mikiko agreed happily.

"But it's enough to send one to Yukinoshita, right? Is it necessary to send two?" Hojo Kyosuke interrupted.

"Yukino, Haruno, two people, send two, no problem at all!" Stupid Beauty is very good at math.

"That's right."

After a simple meal, the two changed into school uniforms and went out.

On the other side, Yukinoshita, who had just finished lunch, finally received a reply.

Yamauchi Sakura's reply was also an emoticon, but it was not a cat emoticon, but an emoticon made by Yamauchi Sakura.

The selfie of the energetic girl used the special effects of the Super Saiyan, exuding a golden aura, her hair turned into a sugar apple, her eyes were bright, and there were two bursting fonts on her head "元気!!"

Looking at this emoticon, the black-haired girl laughed unconsciously.

"Can I collect this emoticon?"

She asked seriously.

Yamauchi Sakura on the opposite side did not answer, but started bombarding with emoticons, all of which were made from selfies, and occasionally mixed with two emoticons of Nishimiya Glass and Eriri.

The blonde princess put her hands on her hips and pointed her chin, "I don't know!", the quiet girl curled her lips and looked gentle, "Even if you are a fool, I won't despise you", the energetic girl looked to the left with both eyes, "Funny, funny", looked to the right, "Funny again", the energetic girl wrinkled her face, "Hojo Kyosuke's childhood sweetheart will never admit defeat", the energetic girl...

Yukinoshita, who was almost knocked out by happiness, kept collecting them in a hurry, thinking silently about the possibility of making her own emoticons.

On the other side, Hojo Kyosuke replied, "I am really flattered to receive such concern suddenly. I almost had the illusion that Yukinoshita fell in love with me. Fortunately, I remembered in time that I was responsible for solving the commission. Don't worry, I will go to school in the afternoon to report my work to the president."

When she saw the first half of the sentence, the sentence "Is your pheromone receptor, Hojo-san, broken? Why can you draw such a wrong conclusion from such a normal sentence?" appeared in Yukinoshita's mind, but when she saw the second half of the sentence, she frowned in annoyance.

Without any hesitation, she typed directly:

"Even if it was the dog from the Yamada family, 20 meters east of the Otsuka Kita Hall, that barked at me through the fence every day when I went to school, if it was missing one day, I would worry that the neighbors around couldn't stand it and poisoned it, let alone a living person like you.

You can be more confident. I really care about you."

After typing, click send.

As expected of me, I was honest with myself today. Yukinoshita was quite satisfied with her performance, and in a good mood, she generously sent a smiling emoticon to the boy opposite.

"…Thank you, kind and generous Ms. Yukinoshita. Knowing that my position in your heart is higher than that of a puppy that barks at passers-by every day and may be poisoned at any time, I am very excited. Although I don't have the courage to conquer the world in the next second, at least I can face Momotaro's admiration calmly.

Finally, thank you for your concern. I didn't come to school because I was busy sleeping. My body and spirit... My body is fine, and I was also in good spirits before I saw your message (smile)." - Hojo Kyosuke

"That's good (smile)"

Yukinoshita also smiled back. She felt that Hojo Kyosuke must have understood her humor, so he added that expression.

"(Smile)" - Hojo Kyosuke

"(Smile)" - Yukinoshita Yukino

The conversation between the two ended with two smiling expressions, and the black-haired girl also showed the same smile on her face. Yes, she is the kind of person who will make the same expression on her face when she sends an expression. For example, the emoticons sent by Yamauchi Sakura just now, she imitated and collected them, and repeated them in a low voice when sending messages and typing.

When Hojo Kyosuke opened the back door of the classroom before the first class in the afternoon, he was greeted by the sweet smile of a pink bun-headed girl like a strawberry.

"Good afternoon, Kyosuke-kun~" Nishimiya Glass stood up and waved excitedly.

When Hojo Kyosuke walked towards the classroom office after the last class in the afternoon, he happened to meet Mr. Hiratsuka who had just come out of the bathroom on the way.

This great teacher stood outside the bathroom, with a firm face, and kept repeating a sentence:

"I want to marry the toilet."

Ah, sorry, I broke my promise, I have to write 10,000 words tomorrow, my head is a bucket of paste today.

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