Chapter 424: The Turbulent Fengzhiqi Academy

"Such a stupid thing, I guess it's not you, Miss Sakura."

"Wahahaha, how could I do such a stupid thing as covering my ears and ringing a bell? You are so humorous, Xiaoshi."

Looking at Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was holding a magazine in front of her, feeling helpless, headache and speechless, Yamauchi Sakura laughed and denied it without changing her expression.

"Although Eriri often does stupid things, the stupid things she does are distinctive..."

Looking at the article in the magazine that discusses the perfect body of the new generation of women from the aspects of body proportion, health status, social status, historical progress, etc., Kasumigaoka knows without thinking that it must be written by the man she loves the most. The data is detailed, the arguments are solid, and the writing is infinitely provocative and persuasive. No one except Kyosuke can do it.

No one who is better at writing can talk nonsense than him, and no one who can talk nonsense than him has such clear scientific knowledge. Even if all the conditions are met, Eriri, that idiot, will not find it, and will not use the ability to publish papers in world-class academic journals to write such meaningless articles.

Only the sophistry of Yamauchi Sakura could come up with such a stupid plan, and only Kyosuke could accompany them to implement such a stupid plan.

"Hahaha, Xiaoshi, you are so humorous!"

Yamauchi Sakura denied it again, and refused to admit it anyway.

This magazine that Ueno Naoka has always subscribed to, today a certain golden retriever "accidentally bought two hundred more copies, "in order not to waste", only one copy was given to each family member, and the rest were given to classmates at school for free.

"Sakura, do you know how a person with a bad brain can become a smart person as quickly as possible?" Kasumigaoka asked.

"Reincarnation!" Yamauchi Sakura answered without hesitation, and her firm tone was moving.

"...Really, why would I want to talk to you seriously?"

Kasumigaoka lowered her head helplessly, and then said weakly: "No matter how stupid your brain is, as long as you find a group of people with even less intelligent brains, you can become a smart person smoothly."

If a fool like Eriri doesn't have Sakura and Kyosuke to play around with her, she will soon realize how childish her behavior is. But unfortunately, she is surrounded by a group of bastards who like to play around more than her.

"But, aren't you having fun, Xiaoshi?"

Sakura put her hands on her knees, holding a smiling face and looking at Kasumigaoka Shiyu in front of her, with a sincere tone.

The smile on Kasumigaoka's face froze, and it was this frozen smile that made her realize that her current expression was so happy. She seemed to see her own enjoyment in Yamauchi Sakura's bright yellow eyes.

The girl stood up happily, walked out of the living room, ran to the side of the blonde princess who was sketching in the courtyard, and whispered openly into her ear.

Kasumigaoka is right. Although they are all stupid things that can make people laugh, everyone's style of doing things is very obvious.

When she was a child, Yamauchi Sakura wanted to claim the nickname "Stupid Beauty" on her own, and she had a long debate with Hojo Kyosuke for this, trying to prove how stupid she was. But in the end, she gave this nickname to Hojo Mikiko out of friendship.

She does things just like herself, without any haze. Although she is full of crooked ideas and does things in an unrealistic way, she is full of self-entertainment. She will not expect others to understand, nor will she want to force others to accept. Compared with the arrogance of Hojo Kyosuke and Kasumigaoka, she seems to be another kind of pride. Not annoying, on the contrary, it will make people who see it involuntarily infected.

Just like the plan she has now offered to Eriri - "Establish a perfect body standard based on Eriri", it is stupid and childish, but it is very interesting.

As far as Kasumigaoka knows, after Naoka, the second signatory of the article, was annoyed to the point of being forced to reveal some information, this topic really became popular in Toyosaki Academy. As the direct target of this article, she also heard some news from the girls in her own fan club in the class.

Specifically, the people from their drama club and cheerleading team have decided to hold a formal public debate with the people from the art department and the textile department to decide the winner in front of all the teachers and students in the school.

As for why the debate is mainly based on these four clubs, it is because the objects they support are Kasumigaoka Utaha and Sawamura Spencer Eriri.

Of course, the topic of the debate will not be "Kasumigaoka Utaha VS Sawamura Eriri, who is the perfect figure!", but "Should the so-called justice be determined by the size of the breasts!?"

The black-haired and red-eyed witch originally thought it was boring, but laughed out loud when she heard the name of the debate.

Is this a win-win situation? If the affirmative side wins, Eriri can cry, as for the negative side.

To be honest, Kasumigaoka is more looking forward to the scene behind.

When the debate ended, the idiots surrounding Kashiwagi Eri hugged her and cheered loudly:

"Great, Kashiwagi Eri-senpai, small breasts are the real justice! Flat breasts are the real perfection!"

"Proudly stand up, Sawamura-senpai! This is a great victory, small breasts finally beat big breasts!"

"What's the use of big breasts? They are all evil!"

At that time, the expressions of the blond idiots must have been wonderful!

Kasumigaoka seemed to have seen the two golden ponytails drooping listlessly. At that time, she would definitely walk in front of Kashiwagi Eri, bow meticulously, and apologize in the most sincere tone:

"I'm sorry, Sawamura-san, I admit that small breasts are the standard of a perfect woman!"

Hahahahaha, just thinking of that scene, Kasumigaoka's wine-red eyes were filled with brilliant brilliance.

She turned her head and looked at the two people in the courtyard.

Yamauchi Sakura looked confident, and Eriri looked thoughtful. This funny scene almost made her laugh out loud.

This is Yamauchi Sakura, an unpredictable and elusive woman. No matter what happens, as long as her figure is involved, she will rush to an unknown direction like a mad dog. Rather than saying that she is a demon, it is better to say that she is a witch. Poor Eriri actually believed her lies, oh, so cute~~

Kasumigaoka was waiting for the debate the next day with great enthusiasm, and even invited the most professional photography team at their own expense to use a separate camera to film Kashiwagi Eriri throughout the whole process, recording the changes in her expression and how she slipped into the abyss.

But unfortunately, before the debate, Toyosaki Academy held a disaster prevention drill.

The disaster prevention drill was not the focus, the focus was a project of sliding down the building from the roof.

"This woman slides so fast!"

An elegant and beautiful blonde lady exclaimed with her mouth covered.

"It seems to be faster."

"Is it because of the better material of the school uniform?"

"No, it must be because of the weight!"

"Asshole, how is Kasumigaoka-senpai fat!"

"Asshole, don't frame me, I didn't say Kasumigaoka-senpai is fat, I just said she's heavy!"

"But weight and sliding speed..."

"Oh, look at Koike-senpai, she's indeed slower than Kasumigaoka-senpai!"

"It seems that in order to increase the survival rate when escaping, I still have to eat more and try to gain weight... Well, I mean, it's better to gain some weight."

The beautiful blonde lady said in a light and elegant tone.

"But if you're too fat, you'll get stuck."

"It's okay to be as fat as Kasumigaoka-senpai."

...

On the flat ground below the building, the teachers in charge of the disaster prevention drill discovered a strange phenomenon. For some reason, the girls who slid down later became very slow, as if they were deliberately using their feet and hands to slow down.

"Hey, this is dangerous! Use your body weight to slide down in one go!"

A teacher with a whistle hanging around his neck shouted loudly, and the teacher on the rooftop also came over to urge them.

But who knew that after shouting like this, the remaining students' speed of sliding down became even slower.

The responsible teacher looked embarrassed and was about to scold them, but he didn't expect that the girls looked even more embarrassed than him, and they were all very nervous.

Really, what's going on? Aren't disaster drills done regularly? Why are they so nervous?

Thinking of this, the teacher couldn't help but relax his expression. This is the rooftop, if these students get nervous and jump down, they will be finished! So his waist bent down involuntarily, and his expression and tone were unprecedentedly gentle:

"It's okay, don't worry about falling out, your body weight will help you stick to the slide firmly, and you will reach the ground in a flash, it's very safe, didn't Kaneda, whose father is a sumo wrestler, land safely?"

The teacher persuaded earnestly, but what made him miserable was that these students, or girls, became more nervous after hearing what he said. However, the boys were very cooperative, but they all compared the time after sliding down, and then inexplicably began to compare weight.

Is there any relationship between sliding down the slide and weight?

The physical education teacher frowned and fell into deep thought.

And the girls who came down from the slide were also discussing how fast they slid down, and then all kinds of heated discussions.

Regarding all this, Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had already slid to the first floor and was following the large group to a safe place, had no idea.

After the disaster prevention drill ended and she returned to the classroom, she learned about this from the mouth of her little fangirl.

"Student scum," she said bluntly, without any emotion in her heart. Whether she was fat or thin had nothing to do with those idiots. Kyosuke's obsessed eyes were the greatest affirmation of her. She understood a truth since she was a child: if people care too much about what others think, they will accomplish nothing.

However, after hearing the first words from Kashiwagi Eri, she felt speechless in her heart.

"It's okay, Kasumigaoka-san, even if you are a little heavier, you are the most perfect in my mind!"

"That's right! No matter what the final result is, Sawamura-san's figure can't compare to yours!"

The two little fans comforted her and expressed their sincerity. After getting to know each other a little, they found that Kasumigaoka-san was not as difficult to approach as the legend said.

Uh, well... it is indeed difficult to get along with her. Even if they are loyal fans of Kasumigaoka-san, they can't say that against their conscience.

She had no intention of making friends at all, and was completely dismissive of those who approached her. She was like the ultimate predator at the top of the food chain, and her eyes and aura alone could scare people to death.

Fortunately, they had unwaveringly supported Kasumigaoka-san in the last war (the Honya Grand Prize Hojo Kyousuke's girlfriend incident), so they had the right to talk to her.

As long as she can talk well, the attractive side of Kasumigaoka's personality will be revealed. Because she is too proud, she never hides or lies. She will tell you many things as long as you ask her, so the two of them know a lot of inside information.

"War of the Legal Wives!"

Under the seemingly peaceful daily life, there is a dangerous war hidden, which is unpredictable and even a strong person like Kasumigaoka has to go all out. And Sawamura is also a party in the war, relying on ignorance and good luck to survive.

Even if they have not experienced it personally, just by listening to the participants of the war, they can feel how terrible this "War of the Legal Wives" is.

"Big breasts are justice!"

The two fans shouted loudly, and then the others in the classroom shouted. Now the matter has developed to the point where it is not just a matter of two people or four clubs, but the lower grades are going to launch a rebellion against the upper grades.

They are in the third grade and lack exercise because they have to prepare for the exam. It is natural that they gain weight. Now you are saying that we slide fast. It is ridiculous. Don't you think about why we slide? It's because we give the lower floors to you. If a disaster really happens, you will be the first beneficiaries. It's too much!

"Big breasts will win!"

"Roar——"

The crowd was excited and united. Kasumigaoka frowned painfully and began to massage his temples.

The debate was about to begin. The gymnasium was full. The aisles and open spaces were "stacked" with people. There were even banners that were made in a hurry. The cheerleaders with good figures and firm breasts danced on the spot to cheer for their debaters.

At the front of the audience, a girl with black hair like a waterfall and bloodshot eyes sat alone, elegant and calm. Even though scalpers have appeared to sell seats, there are still two empty seats next to her. Even though she said nothing and had no expression on her face, her invisible aura made the people around her silent.

A blonde princess with a gentle smile came over from the side. Even though she was the representative of the opposing side, no one glared at her. Instead, everyone greeted her excitedly.

Are you kidding? This is the perfect lady of Fengzhiqi!

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