Chapter 413 It’s so Wild
Hojo Kyosuke looked at the pyramid in front of him, barely feeling satisfied. Although it was just an insignificant piece of work in a deserted mountain, he didn't want Celty to feel that he had made no progress in the past two years.
A perfect pyramid, with each head exposed and arranged in perfect proportions. Not only the height and weight, but also the hairstyle is also taken into consideration, and even the volume and tone of the screams are recorded when Fatty beats the opponent.
The finishing touch is the person at the top with his butt sticking out and sitting down. It is like a picture of ancient ancestors praying to the gods, full of a unique sense of art.
"It's really good." Tetsuta Kisaki admired sincerely, while holding up his cell phone to take pictures.
"This is my artistic ability."
Hojo Kyosuke showed a humble smile.
"As long as this photo is disseminated, those organizations will have to think carefully about whether they can bear such shame when they want to go against us again."
Qisaki sincerely praised him. He was worthy of being a big brother. Even though he was so powerful, he still didn't give up on practicing on the evil path.
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is obviously art!" Someone scolded him unhappily. Even the toilet can be put into the art exhibition. This is a proper performance art.
After hearing this, Xisaki thought for a moment, with a more admiring look on his face, and his tone became more respectful:
"That's right, the enemy may also be motivated to resist desperately in order not to suffer such humiliation. In this case, they can better understand how desperate the power of big brother is."
"...You are hopeless, Kisaki."
Hojo Kyosuke shook his head, with sadness in his voice:
"If you had even one percent of this sense of humor when getting along with girls, you would have been out of singlehood long ago."
Click——
Hojo Kyousuke was very sure that this was not the sound of heartbreak. After all, Kisaki who had been by his side must have developed a strong heart that had been tempered over time.
Oh, I forgot, the new lovelorn Hata Goro is also here today. He turned his head and looked at Hata Goro, who was sweating profusely and enjoying the fight.
"Don't be discouraged, Atian, you can still be saved." This sentence is accompanied by the hearty smile and heroic voice of a big brother. With his personality charm, as long as he uses such tricks, no matter what kind of things his men encounter, …
"That's right, I will like women's clothing, which proves that Ah Tian, your aesthetics is absolutely fine!"
Kuroda Kaito, who was also sweating profusely and holding a baseball bat in his hand, patted Hata Goro on the shoulder vigorously and said carelessly.
"That's right, and your steadfast practice. If I were Kuroda, I would definitely fall in love with you."
Mihashi Yoshima, who was holding a bent steel pipe in his hand, patted Hata Goro's other shoulder with an excited tone.
"Asshole, I have no problem practicing like that!"
Tetsuta Kisaki protested dissatisfied with being the target of ridicule.
"..."
Hojo Kyosuke blinked, what did he hear? What did the two idiots Kuroda and Mihashi say?
Damn it, I forgot that when I heard the accelerator and fighting, my head would be filled with cement, not only the racing gang who were built into a pyramid, but also my lovely subordinates.
Wow~~
How could Ah Tian possess such a powerful aura? Although it is not as good as Yukinoshita and not as good as Shiyu-senpai, the black flames emanating from her body are barely enough to distort space.
Hojo Kyosuke looked at Hata Goro, looking at the three idiots gathered around him who were still chattering unconsciously about what kind of training they should do to catch a girl.
"Two idiots, you should wait until you find a girlfriend to say this!"
In the end, the winner was Kuroda Kaito, who had a girlfriend for a long time. He whipped the two losers with an unruly expression.
"No! The first step is definitely plastic surgery!"
Hatagoro shouted, interrupting Kuroda's declaration of victory.
"A Tian, it's not that I'm trying to hit you. Even with plastic surgery, it's impossible to reach the level of big brother. If you have the funds, why not go on more dates..."
With the momentum of having just defeated Kisaki, Kuroda persuaded Hata Goro earnestly, but as he spoke, he noticed something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere.
Brother, when did you run so far? Why are you looking at me with sympathy?
Xisaki, military advisor, why did you borrow the medical kit from those two ladies?
Mihashi, it is true that we are real brothers, and you are the only one who is still standing by my side at this time. Wait, Ah Tian, why are you pulling on my clothes? Oh, it turns out that Mihashi, you were also held back by Atian and couldn't run away.
"Arnold...did I just say something nonsense?"
He raised his hand to scratch his head, but was hit by a baseball bat. Looking at Hata Goro, he managed to squeeze out a dry smile:
"Well, Ah Tian, you know that my mind will become unclear as long as I ride a bike or fight."
"It has nothing to do with me!"
Mitsuhashi Ryoma screamed with teeth and claws, and grabbed the corners of his clothes with both hands to escape, but Hata Goro's hands held him tightly like pliers. Among the three of them, Hata Goro has always held the position of deputy general. Except for tactical needs, he is the strongest person besides the general. Like Tetsuta Kisaki, Goro Hata can fight ten. The three bridges are slightly stronger, and there is no problem in hitting seven.
"Quarrel!"
Hata Goro seemed to have no extra energy to speak, so he yanked hard, causing Ryoma Mihashi to stagger, and then he clamped the opponent's neck with his elbow. The free hand reached into his pocket and took out a white envelope.
The cool night wind brought the fragrance of gardenia to his nose, which was the smell emanating from the envelope. He was very familiar with it, because as soon as he got the envelope, he put it to his nose and sniffed it deeply for more than three minutes. At that time, Kuroda said that he acted like a pervert.
Opening the envelope with one hand, not to mention the light pink patterned letter paper, he took out the photo with two fingers. The beautiful and elegant back in the photo was the person for whom he had not changed his underwear for four months.
Hatagoro looked at the photo and then at Kuroda Kaito who was smiling. Take a look at the photo, and then look at the grimacing Kuroda Kairen...
He slapped Kuroda's head mercilessly and turned it ninety degrees, looking at the back of his head that was completely different from the photo.
Although he was mercilessly rejected, Hatagoro planned to treasure this kind of photos for a lifetime and then take them to his grave. After all, this is the first person he has fallen in love with in his life.
"What a joke!!!"
With an earth-shattering roar, Hatagoro crumpled the photo and envelope into a ball. Mihashi Ryoma, whose neck was clamped by his arms, rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue.
"Calm down, calm down, Ah Tian, you made a mistake. The person in the photo is my sister! Yes, my sister!"
Douda's sweat kept coming out of Kuroda's forehead like steam condensing on the lid of a pot. In the past, this companion was so reassuring during fights, but now he was so scary.
"Since you have done such a thing, you must be ready to eat my four-month-old underwear!"
Hatagoro lowered his head, his expressionless face hidden in the shadows, and his tone was terrifying, like a life-seeking evil ghost from hell.
Eat underwear? !
When Hojo Kyosuke heard that he had run further, it was so dangerous. He had planned to go to a hot spring after running the mountain road, which was okay.
"I know, I will introduce my sister to you as your girlfriend!"
There is no other way, this is the only way to go. As long as her sister paid the price, she had no reason to laugh at herself.
"How far are you going to trample on my sacred love, Kuroda!!!" Hata Goro threw away the unconscious Ryoma Mihashi and grabbed Kuroda Kaito's collar.
"Calm down! Ah Tian, calm down. I have written down the fact that you like the female version of me and hid it in a hidden place. If I don't get home safely tonight, this matter will be sent to the police. To the major newspapers!”
As expected of a young master from a business family, Kuroda immediately came up with a countermeasure. As he spoke, his voice became louder and louder, and he even began to become arrogant:
"You don't want girls to know that you like a man disguised as a woman! You should still want to fall in love! You shouldn't want to be looked at in a strange way by others! You should..."
These guys...
Seeing the farce in front of him, Hojo Kyosuke slapped his forehead.
"Kyosuke, what happened over there?" Celty asked curiously.
"Children, don't be so curious. If you know what is going on, you will encounter misfortune!" Hojo Kyosuke threatened.
"Encountered misfortune?!" Celty shuddered and subconsciously took half a step back.
This cowardly and cute move almost made Kyosuke Hojo cute. Wake up, you are the one who represents misfortune and needs to be driven away with the blood of a black dog, the pure black Headless Horseman! You will make people want to bully you.
Eh, no, wait a minute, can our seniors’ fantasies about Sadako come true?
Thinking this, Hojo Kyousuke looked at Hata Goro, who was gradually being overwhelmed by the insidious Kuroda, and shouted loudly:
"A Tian, the only people who may leak the secret of this matter are Kuroda and Mihashi."
Upon hearing this, Hata Goro's expression changed as he bent lower and lower, and almost let go of Kuroda's collar.
Kuroda Kairen turned his head sharply and looked at his beloved elder brother with wide eyes in disbelief.
Hojo Kyosuke pursed his lips and showed a friendly smile.
After all, they are all brothers, so it is better to reveal this kind of thing early to avoid it becoming a big bomb later. Oh, I'm so worried about these idiots.
"Kisaki, help me take the car back to Tokyo."
With that said, he threw the key over.
Kisaki Tetsuta caught the key with a look of helplessness on his face. He knew that his eldest brother would definitely take the beautiful girl to enjoy the night again, and he would still have to clean up the mess here.
The first is to take the idiot trio, who will definitely be beaten until they can no longer ride, to the hospital to treat their wounds, then to ensure that this group of racing gangs will not disturb the eldest brother's leisurely life in the future, and finally to take the eldest brother's My car was sent back to Tokyo in good condition.
"Let's go, Celty, and the two ladies, let's enjoy the night in Tokyo together. I know a shop with good wine."
Hojo Kyosuke turned to face the three ladies, smiled, and then took out the bag containing the hot spring buns from the Rocket 33. It was a gift for his family.
Gifts are not just something as simple as etiquette and building a sense of expectation. They also represent that you are still thinking of them no matter where you are. They are important items that contain lovesickness and love.
Thinking of this, he asked Celti to use the black mist to fix the bag on the rack of the motorcycle Shuda.
"There's really no need there..."
The kindhearted Celti was still worried when he saw Hatagoro and the other two wrestling on the ground.
"Drink, drink, drink~~~" Xingyue didn't care what Celti said, and pushed her waist to leave.
"Wait, wait~" Celti shouted in surprise.
"Kyosuke, Miss Xingyue and Miss Guze said they wanted to ride with you."
The reason why she said this before the two of them was because she didn't want to be ridden by others anyway, and besides Kyosuke, she didn't think anyone else could control her bike.
"Ah!?"
Xingyue also screamed, and then her little face immediately turned red. Although she said it very boldly just now, now looking at the gentle and handsome Hojo-san, she doesn't want to be considered a casual girl.
She smiled shyly at Hojo Kyosuke, then pulled Celti over and whispered face to face:
"How can you talk about this now!"
As expected of Miss Celti, she is wild in doing that kind of thing and not shy in talking about that kind of thing, so amazing! But we are not like you, who have long been used to riding Hojo-san. Even if we want to ride him and drool, we have to be reserved. At least, at least we have to tell him our names first!
"Ah? If not now, then when?" Celti didn't understand. Wasn't he going to ride back to Tokyo now?
"Of course it's after drinking, when you are half drunk and light all over, it's the best time to do that kind of thing!" Xingyue's face was covered with a charming blush like the sunset, and her voice became erratic.
"How can that be! You can't ride a bike when you are drunk, it will cause safety problems!" Celti rejected it flatly. Miss Xingyue was really something, did she still think it was the Showa era when the fine for drunk driving was only 50,000 yen?
"Hey? I didn't expect Miss Celti to be so conservative in this matter, even though she's wild?" Xingyue said with some surprise.
"Of course! That's life! How can we treat it casually!" The kind-hearted Celti said righteously.
"Of course I know about safety! I declare in advance that there is absolutely no problem with my body, and my experience is no more than ten times!"
Seeing that Miss Celti seemed a little angry, Xingyue said quickly:
"What I mean is that even if there is a safety problem, I will take responsibility and will never embarrass Hojo-san."
After a pause, she lowered her head:
"Or rather, I just want that kind of thing. If others know, I wonder how envious they will be."
Her voice was so soft that it could drip water, and when she spoke, her throat moved and her thighs kept rubbing against each other.
Celty was shocked and felt a little complicated:
"I'm sorry, I underestimated you, Miss Xingyue. I didn't expect you to have such awareness. I'm fine! Let Kyosuke ride my bike with you!"
"Three, three people!?"
Xingyue screamed.
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