Chapter 404: Hikigaya Hachiman's Bond Is Unbreakable

"Sorry, I may not be home until late tonight, don't wait for me."

Kyosuke Hojo leaned against the wall and rubbed his temples, talking to the phone with a headache.

"Hahaha, lend your friend a shoulder when he is heartbroken, and cry seriously when you are unhappy. This is also a rare experience, isn't it?"

Sakura's energetic voice came from the phone, sounding eager to try, as if she couldn't wait to accompany Kyosuke Hojo and take a good look at what Hatagoro looks like after the breakup.

"You will be deafened by Hatagoro's crying."

"Oh, so kendo practice has this effect. No wonder big companies will use kendo practice as a plus point. When you apologize, you must be very imposing!"

"Stupid, companies value the tenacity of people who insist on practicing kendo to endure hardships..."

In addition to Sakura's nonsense, there are also popular sciences from Yukinoshita on the phone.

"Blah blah blah, I have to concentrate on the class, Kyousuke, don't let down the expectations of the Justice Superman!"

"Well, remember to explain to my mother for me."

"Tell your friends who like women's clothing tonight to comfort their friends who have broken up."

"That's about right..."

The two chatted for a few more words, and Hojo Kyousuke hung up the phone, pushed open the door behind him, and walked into the Kendo Club Activity Room.

It has been an hour since Yukinoshita was deeply shocked and realized that giving gifts can also give away things you like. Hata Goro has already received a letter with a photo of Kuroda's back in women's clothing.

When mentioning this Hojo Kyousuke can't help but think of Yukinoshita's cute look. This guy is really clumsy and cute. When giving gifts, she only considers the other person's perspective, thinking about what gift will make the other person happy, but not considering herself at all.

There is never anything in the world that is one-sided. The girl who always talks about "the art of mastering people's hearts" did not realize that the most difficult momentum to master is her own heart.

Why do you want to give gifts? Why rack your brains to make the gift meet the other person's wishes? What kind of gift is the best gift?

What is the relationship between the gift giver and the gift receiver?

Is it better to express your feelings by giving something that is important to you, or is it better to give something that is important to the gift receiver to make him happy?

This is a complicated matter, so complicated that even Hojo Kyosuke cannot give an answer. Similarly, Yukinoshita is still thinking.

"It's a choice, Yukino."

"Choice?"

Yukinoshita looked at Sakura who was holding a pen and didn't write a word.

"Yeah!"

Sakura nodded vigorously, pretending to be unfathomable.

"I see, you can confirm the other party's choice before giving a gift. Indeed, this can save a lot of trouble. As expected, frank communication is the best way to solve the problem."

Yukinoshita nodded in agreement. Sakura is such an unexpected person. Although she is unreliable most of the time, she can always say something impressive without realizing it.

"No, that would mean there's no surprise at all. Didn't you see that even Kyosuke was scared by you today?"

Sakura shook her head, and without giving Yukinoshita a chance, she announced the answer directly:

"I can't figure out such complicated things at all, just pick one at random."

Sure enough, I shouldn't have any expectations of Sakura, Yukinoshita shook her head, lowered her head and continued reading.

"Giving gifts is to express your feelings, and when you are struggling between these two situations, your feelings have already been conveyed."

"...Hmm?" Yukinoshita frowned and began to think.

"Hurry up and do your homework, Sakura, you definitely don't want to do it after you get home today, right?" Natsuko tugged at Sakura's sleeve, and the latter was looking at Yukinoshita with a smirk on his face.

Only someone as serious and meticulous as Yukinoshita would seriously think about Sakura's words. Natsuko was 99% confident that Sakura was definitely teasing Yukinoshita just now.

Choosing one at random is true, and the truth is true, but linking the two together is definitely Sakura's last-minute thought just now. She never gets hung up on such things, and naturally she won't think about it accordingly.

Just like when she saw something delicious at a party and wanted Kyousuke to try it, Sakura simply gave it to Kyousuke because she thought it was suitable. It didn't matter whether Kyousuke needed it or not, she just wanted to give it to him.

Just like she had countless birthdays that year, she didn't enjoy that kind of willfulness, but simply liked such happy days.

Since birthdays are so happy, just celebrate them more often.

Ordinary idiots can't say such stupid things, it must be Yamauchi Sakura.

And the reason why Hojo Kyousuke remembered the cute look of Yukinoshita when she was shocked was because he really didn't want to face Hatagoro.

Just like he told Sakura, if Hatagoro really cried on his shoulder, the terrible howl would definitely cause irreversible damage to his hearing.

When he walked into the Kendo Club's activity room, the dojo that used to be filled with weird noises was eerily quiet. The members in Kendo uniforms all sat cross-legged at the door of the advisor's lounge, frowning and serious, as if they were sitting in protest. The atmosphere was very solemn. If someone opened the door from the inside at this time, they would surely collapse to the ground in fear.

These guys are really enough...

The corner of Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. The lounge was naturally his exclusive lounge, but the person inside now was Hata Goro. This was where he handed the letter to Hata Goro before, giving him his private space.

And now, in the lounge where the soundproofing effect is not very good, the sound of howling like a slaughtering pig is heard continuously. If someone's apprentice ended up like this when killing pigs, the apprenticeship period would definitely be extended by one or two years.

The guys sitting at the door were eavesdropping, their expressions serious because they were trying to hold back laughter.

This is a true best friend! When a brother is in love, I MMP; when a brother is in love, I smile.

If anything, Hojo Kyousuke is actually like this, but he has laughed enough in the service department. If you say it now, you won’t laugh anymore. If you are the boss, you should act like the boss. Besides, what’s so funny about falling in love with a friend who dresses as a woman and being rejected hahahahaha——

Hearing the wanton laughter from behind, everyone who was sitting at the door of the lounge listening attentively couldn't hold back and started laughing too, and instantly fell into pieces. Among them, the one with the loudest and weirdest laughter was Zaibokuza Yoshiki. This guy laughed like a fourth-rate actor and kept hammering the ground with his hands in an exaggerated way.

The person beside him was naturally Hikigaya Hachiman. This guy was not much better. It was obvious that Hata Goro was heartbroken, but he laughed so hard that tears flowed out. Those who didn't know thought he was feeling the same.

"Nisuchi! Nisuchi! Send all lovers to the gallows!" Zaimokuza Yoshiki shouted loudly, and Hikigaya beside him raised his hands in response. Their actions instantly received responses from many people.

"Nisunai!!"

The louder and louder sounds almost covered up Hata Goro's howling inside.

Hojo Kyosuke was not surprised why they knew about Hatagoro's failed unrequited love, because Kuroda Kai and Mihashi Ryoma were also among the cheering crowd.

Kuroda Kaito's explanation for this was "It would be abnormal if we didn't do this, right? Normal people would laugh, right?"

Although it made sense, looking at his relaxed look, Hojo Kyosuke really wanted to beat this guy to death.

Just when Deputy Minister Tamaki Aobu began to invite Hojo Kyosuke to join them in the celebration, the latter's keen senses detected something strange.

The wailing stopped.

Although he was aware of this, he had no intention of reminding these guys, so he just let Hata Goro take it out on them.

With a click, the door opened.

The sound of carnival suddenly stopped, but then the sound of loud shouting started.

"Sinei!!!"

With an angry roar, Hata Goro rushed out of the room with a bamboo sword in his hand, swinging the sword to chop at the bastards sitting around the door.

In an instant, these guys who were overjoyed just now turned into birds and beasts and fled in all directions. Those who shouted for help turned into Hata Goro who was constantly chasing them.

"A Tian, ​​I'm not smiling!"

"Xinei!"

"Help! I'll introduce you to a new girlfriend!"

"Xinei!"

…

Looking at Hata Goro running after a group of people waving a bamboo sword, Hojo Kyosuke standing next to him laughed until his stomach hurt.

As a strength athlete who trained with weights using bracelets and coats, Zaimokuza naturally ran last and was immediately hit on the butt with a bamboo sword.

"ah!!"

"good!"

Screams and cheers sounded at the same time. The scream was from Zaimokuza who fell, and the cheer was from Hikigaya who caught a glimpse of his companion falling beside him. Hearing the screams in his ears, he felt extremely happy. Originally running at the end, he still had to compete with Zaimuzha for the second to last place. But now, his fallen comrades will buy him time to escape.

boom!

Hikigaya's head hit the ground hard.

"Hachiman, I saw you right. When the end of the world comes, you will fight with me to the end!"

Zaimuza showed a moved expression, with tears in his eyes.

"Asshole! Let go of my foot!" Hikigaya yelled crazily, kicking Zaimokuza's fat face hard with his other foot that wasn't being pulled.

"This is our unbreakable bond!!!"

"Whose bond is held by hands!?"

"This is our unique bond! Hahahahaha—" Zaimokuza let out a proud and strange smile.

Looking at the ferocious face of Hatagoro who shouted at Nischini and raised his bamboo sword high, Hikigaya Hachiman had already entered the revolving door mode of life.

But in the end, it was just a stab in the butt. Although it hurt, it was bearable.

"Huh, I knew that even the brainless Hata Goro couldn't resist our great friendship."

Zaimokuza stood up and said while wiping his sweat. The blow seemed not to hurt him at all for a heavily armored warrior like him. In front of them, Hata Goro went to chase the others.

"You bastard! Where did our friendship come from!" Hikigaya stood up and covered his butt with a twisted expression.

"That's right, our friendship has been upgraded to comrades-in-arms!" Zaimuzo crossed his arms in front of his chest, throwing his head back and laughing like a game NPC.

"I think it's a life-and-death feud!"

"Hachiman..." Zaimokuza was about to continue talking when he heard the sound of chaotic footsteps coming from behind him again. He turned around and saw Hata Goro running over again, expelling the members of the Kendo Club.

"Yoshi! Keep running!"

"Asshole, don't shout so hot-blooded!" Kuroda Kairen shouted and rushed over.

Zaimuzhao put on an exaggerated running pose, his aura was quite intimidating.

boom!

With a dull sound, the huge object fell to the ground with a bang, and the dust in the gaps of the wooden floor was shaken up.

"Hehe, you should apologize to Hatagoro here. Hey, Atan, this guy was the one who laughed the loudest just now!"

Hikigaya, who stretched out his foot to trip Zaimokuza, shouted triumphantly, and then showed a cruel smile to Zaimokuza and was about to catch up with the main force to continue his escape journey.

Bang! !

The clean and sharp sound made Hikigaya's forehead red and almost dripping blood.

"Asshole, when did you tie the rope around my feet?!" Hikigaya shouted in shock and anger.

"Ahem, Hachiman, this is our bond! Anyone who wants to get rid of the other party will suffer retribution!" Zaimokuza laughed strangely again, and he was holding a cloth rope tightly in his hand.

"Asshole, your bond is getting weirder and weirder!" After the roar, Hikigaya noticed that Zaimokuza had put his hands on his head and entered a defensive posture.

"Ah!!" Hikigaya screamed, and was stabbed on the buttocks again.

"There's no time to rest, let's embark on the journey of escape together! A beautiful tomorrow is waiting for us, we can't fall here, the third swordsman in Tokyo!"

Zaimokuza got up and threw off the wide kimono abstractly. He was also stabbed with a knife, but he didn't seem to feel anything at all.

"I changed my mind and won't run away again." Hikigaya put his hands on the ground, and his face was completely shrouded in the shadow created by his body.

"What are you talking about! We are definitely not the opponents of Hatagoro with such a short training time! There is always a way to save the green mountains, and there is no need to worry about the lack of firewood, Hachiman!" Zaimokuza stretched out his hand handsomely, showing eight teeth.

"Nishiuchi!!"

Hikigaya grabbed the hand and pulled Zaimokuza down, and smashed it with a headbutt.

"Help! Hikigaya is possessed by a demon!" Zaimokuza shouted, and wrestled with Hikigaya without any courtesy.

On the other side, the bamboo sword in Hatagoro's hand was finally snatched away in the melee, and was pressed down by the crowd, but soon it collapsed because the pile was too high. Hatagoro who escaped was even crazier than before.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was sitting next to him, laughed loudly. Sakura was right. This was indeed a rare experience.

Because the laughter was too rampant, Hatagoro looked over at him with red eyes. It was unknown whether he was crying or killing.

Deputy Minister Tamaki Aonobu saw that Hatagoro seemed to be going to commit a crime, and immediately wanted to step forward to stop him, but was immediately caught by the people around him. Looking at the smirks on the faces of the members around him, he said with a sudden inspiration:

"Atian! It's all the minister's words! If we don't laugh, he will beat us hard. I don't want to laugh either!"

"That's right!"

"Even Minister Hojo is too much!"

"This is sacred love!" Mihashi Ryoma shouted loudly.

The brainless Hatagoro did not disappoint everyone. He raised his fist and shouted and rushed over.

Seeing the happy expression on Hatagoro's face and the excitement on the faces of the members behind him, Hojo Kyosuke did not refuse to join the carnival. He laughed and stood up, posing a fighting posture.

Hatagoro's charge paused, but was immediately pushed forward by the people rushing up from behind.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Down with Minister Hojo!"

"Down with the devil!"

"For light and love!"

Amid all kinds of weird shouts, Hojo Kyosuke was drowned in the crowd.

It was too difficult. He didn't even dare to use one-tenth of his strength, for fear that he would have to beg the other party not to die if he was not careful. Fortunately, his control over his body is also top-notch.

A left hook made Hatagoro, who was rushing in the front, drool, and then he grabbed the collar and belt of the most excited Tamaki Aonobu and threw him hard, knocking Sanbashi Ryoma and others behind him to the ground.

The horrific scene frightened everyone's excited expressions, but fortunately, someone who was not afraid of death immediately took the lead and continued to charge.

"Master Hojo, I'm here to protect you!"

Yoshiki Zaimokuza shouted and launched a wild boar charge and rushed straight towards Hojo Kyosuke, obviously with bad intentions.

Hojo Kyosuke was not fooled, after all, the smirk on Zaimokuza's face was too obvious, or he was determined to knock everyone down when he joined the carnival. How boring the melee is, the ultimate BOSS should enjoy the treatment of being beaten up by a group!

The moment Zaimokuza rushed in front of him, he grabbed the opponent's arm, rotated 360 degrees on the spot, and returned the meat and eggs with double acceleration.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who followed behind and wanted to fish in troubled waters, was hit directly, and he was pushed and knocked down the people behind him without even screaming.

Hatagoro, who had fallen at the beginning, stood up again at this time. Others also saw that Hojo Kyosuke was showing mercy, and they became more excited knowing that the Minister was playing with them.

Screams and roars.

The goal of the crowd changed from knocking down Hojo Kyosuke to touching his clothes. After all, there were many people and the space was narrow. Hojo Kyosuke was surrounded, and soon someone succeeded in hugging his feet.

"Got it! I won't let go even if I die!" Tamaki Aoki shouted, and then he was pressed on top, and more people hugged Hojo Kyosuke's legs.

The classic stacking of people began again. These guys are worthy of being frequent participants in competitions. They know how to play the game without being severely punished by the referee.

However, their strength was far inferior to that of Hojo Kyosuke. Although their legs were controlled, those who rushed over on the bodies of their companions were thrown out one by one by Hojo Kyosuke.

The atmosphere on the scene became more and more heated, and there were foreign players joining in. After hearing the news that Hojo Kyosuke had come to the Kendo Club, the members of the Baseball Club who came to grab people saw the scene in front of them and immediately rushed up with joy. It was not that they wanted to rescue Hojo Kyosuke, but they could not control themselves when they saw the pile of people.

Do you know what it means to clear the bench? Everyone must go on the field when they see everyone!

…

Hu——

Hojo Kyosuke exhaled and raised his hand to tidy up his hair that did not need to be tidied.

"It seems to be quite good to play like this occasionally."

Looking at his subordinates lying on the ground and wailing, he sighed.

On the ground next to him, the president of the baseball club who was about to get up immediately closed his eyes tightly, and the people in the Kendo Club immediately slowed down their breathing and began to pretend to be dead.

Once a year is okay, but more than that would be fatal!

"Okay, it's almost time to pack up and go home."

Hojo Kyosuke clapped his hands and shouted loudly.

"Oh hiss!"

The people pretending to be dead immediately got up, all of them full of energy.

"Hojo, you should come to the baseball club for training tomorrow, right?"

Baseball club president Ryota Tsuchiya walked over and said, with a resentful expression.

"Bullshit! The Summer Koshien preliminaries will start in June. President Hojo is not a god. Why would he embarrass you by participating in the competition? It's better to focus on kendo training!"

The rest will be updated before 4 o'clock