Chapter 395 The Persistence of a Cat Slave!
Hojo Kyosuke did not disturb the president's performance, but stood up with great discernment and carried two chairs and placed them opposite the trial seat.
Oh, it's not the judgment seat, but Yukinoshita's expression is too serious.
Seeing Kyosuke Hojo setting up two chairs, Yukinoshita was a little confused, but then Ryoma Mihashi answered her doubts.
"Actually, I'm not the one with the problem."
Seeing that his eldest brother actually carried the chair for him, Mihashi Ryoma couldn't help but shrink his neck, walked into the classroom, and made way for Kuroda Kairen behind him. The latter hurriedly greeted everyone in the service department one by one, with an awkward expression as if he had come to ask for advice on how to use a tampon.
"No matter who it is, please sit down." Yukinoshita raised her hand.
"Yes." The two nodded in agreement, then walked to the chairs and sat down, as straight as kindergarten children.
Then there was a period of silence. The people in the service department stared at the two clients. The two clients looked at each other, then at the elder brothers and sisters-in-law, but they did not dare to speak.
Seeing this hesitant gesture, Yukinoshita was a little unhappy. She had been expecting Hojo Kyosuke's friends to bring meaningful commissions.
"Since you have chosen to come to the Service Department for help, whether it is out of your expectations of me or your trust in Hojo Kyousuke, please behave as a person asking for help should behave!"
The girl's voice was not polite at all, as strong and firm as ever.
Mihashi Ryoma and Mihashi Ryoma became even more embarrassed when they heard this. They looked at each other and opened their mouths but still no words came out.
"I don't remember teaching you that indecisiveness is embarrassing." Hojo Kyousuke leaned back in his chair and said quietly.
Although the sound was not loud, the two clients couldn't help but stand up and stand at attention with their right feet heavily on the ground.
"It's a member of the Kuroda community, and he's dressed as a woman!" Mihashi Yoshima shouted, squeezing his neck.
"Yes! I'm dressed as a woman!" Kuroda Kairen's face was red, but his voice was equally loud.
hiss--
While taking a breath of cold air, Hojo Kyousuke's face instantly darkened, and he almost rushed forward and strangled these two shameless guys to death. It's okay if you like women's clothing, just don't shout so loudly, okay?
He was not the only one who was frightened. Sakura Sakurako and Yukinoshita also opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths, falling silent for a moment.
"This... is indeed a very difficult commission..."
Yukinoshita murmured in a low voice with a dull expression, then quietly turned her face to the side, and then her body began to tremble.
"Hahaha, little Yukino, you can't laugh at other people's hobbies! Hahahaha!" Yamauchi Sakura taught him a lesson that was not serious at all.
"I won't laugh at others!" Yukinoshita replied tremblingly, her usually cold voice now full of happiness.
"It's not a hobby! Who would like women's clothing! This is not the commission!" Kuroda Kairen shook his hands vigorously and retorted desperately.
"Do you want us to help you practice a female voice?" The gentle Glass was the only one who didn't smile, her voice was full of understanding.
"Nah!"
Looking at Nishimiya-san's sincere eyes, Kuroda Kairen wanted to die even more. You all say you don’t like women’s clothing, so how come you want more professional women’s clothing?
"Neon's kendo competition does not allow creatures with male bodies and female hearts to participate in the women's competition." Hojo Kyosuke reminded.
"What's going on! Isn't this embarrassing Kuroda-san! This is too unprogressive! It's simply challenging your justice, Yukino-chan!" Yamauchi Sakura tried her best to purse her lips and pretend to be serious.
"..."
Hearing this, Yukinoshita, who had been looking out the window, finally turned her face back, with a lovely blush on her fair cheeks.
"Well, my justice does not contain such specific content..." Although she could control her expression, her voice still contained a deep smile.
Now, everyone finally knows why Mihashi Ryoma and the two are so hesitant.
"I see, women's clothing..."
Yukinoshita quickly regained her calm expression. As she said, when others come to the service department for help, it is equivalent to putting their trust in their hands. While the other party shows sincerity, they also need to show professionalism. The appearance of a person comes.
"Okay, stop laughing, be serious, pffff~~~"
The girl's slender body quietly turned to the window again, as if there was some beautiful scenery there that attracted her. As for the trembling body, it must be because of the sadness caused by seeing the withered cherry blossom trees!
Hojo Kyosuke guessed this, but he did not expect that there would be such a talent among his subordinates.
"From a psychological perspective, this is what is called "identification." Although men's status in society is naturally higher than that of women, they also need to bear more responsibilities while holding dominance, which requires men themselves to have corresponding value. "
Yukinoshita's cold voice sounded, and she did not turn around this time. She was afraid that seeing Sakura Yamauchi's happy smiling face would make her laugh again. If that guy hadn't made trouble, how could she have been unable to control it? My own expression! That smile is so contagious. Even though she looks like an idiot, as long as I see her, I can't help but want to laugh like her with no brain.
So Yukinoshita, who remained unchanged, used his rich knowledge to analyze the problem:
"If you don't get social evaluation in your daily life and can't bear the pressure of being a man, you will imitate the behavior and clothing of the ideal person, that is, the more relaxed woman in his eyes, in an attempt to gain inner peace and comfort. This It’s neither a mental illness nor a bad habit, it’s just a psychological adjustment mechanism.”
After coming to this conclusion, Yukinoshita closed her mouth, pricked up her ears and carefully checked whether Yamauchi Sakura was still laughing. After making sure that there was no laughter from that idiot, she turned around and looked at her seriously. To the Kuroda community:
"It's not wrong to like women's clothing, don't worry about it."
The girl nodded, with a hint of pride in her clear eyes, feeling that she had a better understanding of the diversity of human beings. But soon she frowned again:
"What's wrong? Do you have any different opinions?"
Sakura, Glass, and Hojo Kyousuke, the two clients, all looked at her blankly, Glass opened his mouth.
"That's amazing, Yukino-chan. She's just like the psychology expert you saw on TV!" Yamauchi Sakura applauded vigorously.
"That's right! None of the seniors in our office were like this when dubbing scientists, so..." Glass couldn't find a suitable adjective for a while.
"Have temperament." Hojo Kyousuke reminded.
"Yes, yes, it's just like when you, Kyosuke-kun, led the Rampage Angels to a gathering!" Glass clapped his hands and said happily.
Kuroda Kairen swallowed his saliva. He put himself in according to the cold voice, and found that he got it all! He is not the only son in the family. He has an older sister. As an heir, he has been told since he was a child that he would accept his father's property in the future. Although his family did not give him a strict education, he still felt good about Alexander, so he chose to join the Rampage. Angel wants to be a bad guy to relieve stress.
Although the Rampant Angel has transformed because of his elder brother, practicing kendo every day, yelling at monsters and getting beaten by monsters is quite a relief. But compared to him, his sister, who still had no worries about food and clothing and could do whatever she wanted, was happier. He had envied his sister who was so free since he was a child.
So Kuroda Kairen began to think about whether he was really like Ms. Yukinoshita said, because he thought it was too hard to be a boy, so he dressed as a woman.
"So...it turns out to be like this..." he said thoughtfully.
"Baga! What are you talking about! You don't want to dress up in women's clothing!" Upon hearing this, Ryoma Mihashi slapped his friend on the head. Did this guy become addicted just after dressing up as a woman once?
Kuroda Kaito leaned away and almost fell off his chair, and was also woken up at the same time.
Hiss, it’s too scary! He glanced at Yukinoshita Yukino in fear.
I began to wonder if I had come to the wrong place. Is this a service ministry or a hypnosis and brainwashing club? This is too convincing! ?
"Forced cross-dressing?"
Hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at Hojo Kyousuke subconsciously. If anyone could force these people to dress as women, the man in front of him was definitely one of them.
"Hey, hey, no matter what, your look is too rude!" Hojo Kyousuke's senses were so sharp that he immediately protested unhappily.
"I apologize to you, the subconscious is really scary."
Yukinoshita smiled apologetically and apologized sincerely.
"It's even more rude! What image do I have in your mind? If you have been to Ruyi Lao, you should reflect on whether your thinking has been confused!"
Hojo Kyosuke is getting more and more angry. He recognizes the diversity of his talents, but only if they don't get close to him.
"That's right! That's right! Xiao Yukino, are you going to doubt the charm of me and Ni-chan as women!" Sakura also protested.
"..."
Yukinoshita was silent for half a second, and those girls with different and unforgettable appearances flashed through her mind one by one. Finally, her thoughts stopped at the scene of her throwing herself on Hojo Kyosuke, and those breast muscles appeared on her hands. touch.
The girl's expression gradually stiffened and her voice became colder:
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have doubted your firmness as a scumbag."
This is ridiculous. Although Hojo Kyousuke wanted to refute that he was not a scumbag, but a messenger of love, he chose not to do so because the scene in front of him was not suitable for speech. He looked at the two subordinates and friends in front of him, and thought for a moment before asking Kuroda Kairen any questions. This guy seemed to have a hard time speaking to the world as a person involved, but Mihashi Ryoma was more normal.
"Mihashi, tell the whole story."
"yes!"
Mihashi Ryoma agreed, and with the desperate expression of Kuroda Kairen, he began to describe what happened and the real commission.
It happened at the beginning of this year, January 1st to be precise, which sounds like a suitable day for something exciting to happen.
However, life was not easy for Kuroda Kai people on this day. His parents went out of town due to company matters, and he and his elder sister, who was already in college, were the only ones left at home.
The new year brings new weather, so he wants to buy a motorcycle, but his pocket money has long been gone, so he sets his sights on his sister who has five times as much pocket money as him.
He was already prepared to take the throne, but his sister, who likes to tease people, was surprisingly easy to talk to this time. Not only did he agree immediately, but she also only put forward one condition.
"Hey, Jieren, please put on this clothes and accompany me to my first attainment."
The so-called Hatsumode is to visit a temple or shrine at the beginning of the new year and pray for good health and good luck in the new year. Even if his sister didn't say it, Kuroda Kaito would accompany her. However, the clothes in his sister's hand were a gorgeous kimono with koi patterns.
Kill me! Kuroda Kaito certainly wouldn't agree.
As for why he finally put on the furisode kimono and stepped onto the stone steps of the shrine, it was actually because their Kuroda family had a rule that they could never refuse family members' requests on the first day of the new year.
It is worth mentioning that this family rule was set on that day, and his sister raised his budget for buying a new motorcycle by two levels.
It was definitely not that he succumbed to the power of money!
In short, he put on a women's kimono and went to a small, unknown shrine near his home with his sister. This was the result of his desperate struggle, otherwise his sister wanted to go to Zojoji. The famous temple at the foot of the Tokyo Tower.
If he really went there, he would never have a car accident again in his life, right? Kuroda Kaito thought so. After all, the probability of meeting acquaintances there was almost 100%, and he would definitely die!
Thinking of this, he showed his manly spirit to resist his sister's tyranny and chose a shrine that he accidentally discovered that no one would go to.
As a result, he underestimated people's enthusiasm for the first day of the New Year. The small shrine where even crows would not land in the past was also crowded with people on the first day of the New Year.
Fortunately, fortunately, my sister's makeup skills are very good. Kuroda Kaito secretly rejoiced in his heart. Under the superb makeup skills of his sister, he turned into a beauty. After all, he has been the only one with a girlfriend since the first year of junior high school, and his software and hardware conditions are very good.
Thinking of this, he was patted on the shoulder before he passed through the torii.
"Hey, Kaito!"
Turning around, he almost scared his soul. Why would Mibashi Ryoma, whose hometown is far away in Nara, appear here! ? Oh, your head!
"You recognized the wrong person!" He said hurriedly with a pinched throat.
"Ah? Isn't this Sanbashi? Isn't it better for you and Jieren to meet here? No wonder this guy keeps saying he wants to come to this shrine." Sister Kuroda said with a smile.
Damn, I forgot about this guy. She also knows Sanbashi and the others!
"I didn't make an appointment. I just don't want to go to those shrines with too many people, so I remembered this shrine that I discovered with Jieren. I thought there wouldn't be many people, but I didn't expect so many people." Sanbashi Ryoma looked at Kuroda Jieren as if he was looking at a giant panda while talking.
"Excuse me for interrupting, can you please not use the word giant panda to describe this place." Yukinoshita raised her hand, and both her expression and tone were very serious.
"Uh... why?" Sanbashi Ryoma, who was telling a story, was stunned, not knowing what happened. Obviously, everyone would be super excited and surprised to see a giant panda.
Yukinoshita bit her lower lip, her eyes hesitated, and she didn't say the reason. This behavior on her was so abnormal that it was like someone who had never seen a giant panda suddenly saw Huahua.
Hojo Kyosuke followed Yukinoshita's gaze and saw the novel with a black cat on the cover.
...?
After a little thought, he tentatively guessed:
"Because it's a bit inappropriate to use such a cute creature as a giant panda to describe Kuroda at that time?"
As he spoke, his eyes were fixed on Yukinoshita's face. After he finished speaking, the other party actually showed a satisfied smile on his face.
Hey, is this the consciousness of a cat slave and a panda slave? This is too strict, right? Yukinoshita, I didn't expect you to be such a Yukinoshita!
Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yukinoshita as if he had discovered a new continent, and was surprised in his heart. He didn't expect that this strict guy had such a side.
"That's right! It might be more appropriate to use aliens!" Yukinoshita modestly made a suggestion.
"Well, I'm still here, please don't expel me from the human race. After all, aliens are too much, pandas are not so bad..."
Before Kuroda Kaito finished speaking, he was frightened by Yukinoshita's cold eyes and shut his mouth.
What a guy who can't see the situation clearly, actually said such words in front of Yukinoshita, is the giant panda "almost"? That's extremely cute!
Hojo Kyosuke shook his head, despairing of his subordinates' intelligence. He clearly saw murderous intent in Yukinoshita's eyes. The guy was clearly angry that Mitsuhashi and Kuroda had defiled the giant panda.
"Oh, then I looked at Kaito with the eyes of an alien." Mitsuhashi Ryoma followed suit and continued to tell the story.
Seeing his friend, he was so scared that his soul left his body. Kuroda Kaito only felt cold hands and feet. Is this clothing too poor in warmth retention, or is Tokyo too cold this year, even people's hearts are frozen into slag?
Why, why would this guy whose hometown is far away in Nara appear here? !
"Ah, I didn't go home. Didn't I say before that Hata Goro invited me to his house for the New Year." Mitsuhashi Ryoma answered this question.
Oh, yes, that's right. I was planning to buy a new motorcycle and go for a ride with them. Kuroda Kaito remembered. Thinking of this, his white face, which was already painted with makeup, suddenly became even paler.
So, if Mihashi is here, it means that Hatagoro is also here! ?
He grabbed Mihashi Ryoma and asked this question.
"Yes, Hatagoro went to buy food."
Sanbashi Ryoma pointed to the stalls on both sides of the approach to the Torii stone steps.
Kuroda Kaito dragged his sister and friend up without saying a word. They had been seen by Sanbashi, so they couldn't be seen by Hata Goro again!
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