Chapter 334 South Park (VIII)

"If only I could fly like Neo..." Feng Bujue sighed from the bottom of his heart as he looked at the night sky with a lazy look.

With the improvement of his soul, maybe one day he could really fly, but not now.

"Ah... this must be very painful." Feng Bujue stopped thinking about it. He slowly turned in the air, bent his legs slightly, and prepared to land.

As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as severe as expected, and the survival loss was less than expected. Even Feng Bujue himself didn't know why.

In fact, this was a sign that his fighting expertise was close to level B...

Woo——

The giant monster not far away had approached Feng Bujue, and with a low groan, its huge claws pressed down.

At this moment, it was obviously too late to take out [Miss Moxxi's Bad Temper] from the bag. Due to the distance and angle, it was not appropriate to use [Death Poker] to attack.

So, Feng Bujue hardened his heart, burned another 800 points of physical value, and released [Nan Dou Fei Long Quan].

After leaving Stan's house, < escorting Randy, Sharon and Shelly all the way to the shopping mall, just half an hour later, [Nan Dou Fei Long Quan] had finished cooling down.

This time he used the skill in the state of spiritual consciousness gathering, and the lethality of the move was naturally more amazing. But seeing his fist burst open, his fighting spirit was exposed, and he forced the giant monster back five or six steps.

The guinea pig is huge and walks on four legs. Its five or six steps are equivalent to a distance of dozens of meters.

The cost is high, and the profit is naturally high. With this strategic space of dozens of meters, Feng Bujue is basically safe. He quickly used the death poker to hit the guinea pig's eyes and force it back further.

At the same time as the light cards flew out, Feng Bujue released the spiritual consciousness gathering technique, turned around and ran, and swam up the wall.

At this moment, he didn't have a huge backpack on his back, nor did he bring anyone with him, so it was easy for him to climb up the building.

No skills or tools were needed. Feng Bujue relied on his own physical fitness, plus his soul to lead the way, and all kinds of extreme parkour moves were at his fingertips.

In less than ten seconds, he climbed onto the rooftop and escaped from the giant's sight.

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In the Peruvian jungle, underground ruins.

Here, there is a rectangular tunnel on all four sides. From the inside, the walls, ceiling and ground on both sides are yellow rock and soil; some broken large wooden stakes and large rubble can be seen everywhere in the tunnel, but these things seem to have no effect on the structure of the passage.

Suddenly, from a corner. A figure holding a torch walked out.

That was Stan. When he walked around the corner, he waited for his friends behind him and said, "This way, guys."

The other four kids followed him around the corner. At this time, Kyle seemed to have discovered something. He said, "Did you hear it? It sounds like the sound of water flowing."

"Yes, it came from over there." Cartman continued. He pointed to the front.

Not far ahead, there was a rectangular exit, and a bright firelight came from outside the exit.

As they were talking, they walked to the end of the tunnel.

Stepping out of the opening. The view suddenly became clear. A spectacular underground temple appeared in front of them.

This space was very open and the overall trend was sinking. There were several huge braziers embedded in the gray stone walls around, and for some reason. These braziers were all burning at the moment. There were many water curtains hanging high up, and the water should have flowed down from the gaps in the stone cave. There was also a suspension bridge with a huge drop and winding left and right that ran through the temple and connected to several stone cliffs; and under the stone cliffs. It is a circular waterfall that reaches the abyss underground.

Looking around, there are two giant human-shaped statues built in front of the walls on both sides of the temple, sitting opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statues has a significant imprint of the ancient Inca civilization, and a water curtain is also hanging from their huge "mouths", pouring directly into the waterfall below.

"Guys, this is incredible." Cartman exclaimed at the spectacle in front of him.

The four protagonists exchanged glances, and Stan said, "Let's go in and take a look."

Before the voice fell, the four walked forward side by side.

"No." Craig's voice sounded from the back: "I won't go."

The other four were stunned, they all stopped, and Stan, who was walking in front with a torch, turned around and said, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Craig replied calmly: "I don't want to follow you anymore."

"Guys, we have to go over and take a look." Stan advised.

"Why?" Craig asked.

The four of them looked at each other, and Stan was the first to respond: "Because... uh... that's how it is."

"Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to get yourself involved, just because 'that's how it is.'" Craig complained.

Stan said unhappily: "Hey! We are not the ones painted on the temple prophecy wall! Coward!"

"It doesn't matter." Craig replied, "Whatever you say, I have made up my mind. I have decided not to mess with you guys anymore."

Kyle asked: "What do you want to do?"

"It's very simple." Craig spread his hands and said: "Watch it."

After that, he turned around and started walking back...

The four protagonists looked at him in shock. Their expressions seemed to say: Didn't this kid read the script?

Craig is like a rare character in a horror movie who has a normal IQ. He actually turned around.

He returned along the original path and walked out of the ruins. Instead, the foursome followed him and shouted in confusion: "Wait! Craig!"

In this way, Craig walked in front, and the four of them followed him at a distance.

Unknowingly, they walked out of the dense forest and passed through a wilderness, a meadow, and a lake under the moonlight...

Along the way, the four bitches would say something from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there seems to be something there!"

But Craig always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't watch, stop dreaming."

Several hours passed. Cartman finally couldn't help but said: "Man, this is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"

Craig remained unmoved and replied: "Yes, what a precious 'boring', I just like this."

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Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping mall.

"Okay, now, Sharon, Shelly, and Mr. [Beep——] and I are on the roof of the shopping mall." Randy pointed the portable camera at his wife and daughter and explained: "We escaped here from the street. Come on, we met the Stotch family here." He turned the camera. Targeting the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop.

Stotch's family has a total of three members. His father, Chris, is a hidden homosexual (he has never admitted it, but he was once caught visiting a male prostitute), and his mother, Linda, is a crybaby and extremely prone to nervous breakdown (she has been crazy several times). times) woman, as for her son Butters, he is a child with potential bisexuality, extremely naive, silly and cute.

Butters is the most important child character in "South Park" after the four protagonists. He usually plays more roles, and his character has been gradually improved after many seasons. And has considerable popularity.

"This is Chris and Linda, and their son Butters." Randy explained while moving the camera.

Butters fiddled with his fingers uneasily and waved to the camera nervously. He said: "Hello everyone."

At this time, Feng Bujue was leaning alone on a nearby wall, re-suturing the open wound...

Previously, he carried an adult and a child on his shoulders, jumped up to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing motion. The wound had already burst open. Looking back now, I felt a moment of despair when I fell from the sky. It must have been a mental trance caused by massive blood loss.

"What should we do next? Mr. [Beep——]." Randy finished shooting a set of shots and ran to Feng Bujue again.

Feng Bujue really didn't want to deal with this idiot, and even had the idea of ​​killing someone. Anyway, the side mission has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that the characters in the play cannot be killed.

But if you think about it calmly, it is not a good idea to kill the main characters in this world indiscriminately. The chain reaction it will cause is immeasurable. Therefore, Brother Jue still chose a plan of cooperation with NPCs.

"I remember... you can play the guitar?" Feng Bujue suddenly asked something irrelevant.

"Ah? Well...yeah, I can play." Randy replied, "Why do you ask?"

"Very good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.

In fact, Brother Jue was just confirming it. He was still quite impressed with the character Randy. I remember that this guy participated in a choir when he was young, and was recruited by a record company to be a member of a boy idol group (the group was called "Jewish Street Boys". Randy joined when he was 18 years old. A year later, the record company said that they were 19 He was too old, so he disbanded the group); he once played "Carry My Wayward Son" on the electric guitar in an episode of Guitar Hero; and he once sang in a bar.

In short, Randy knows at least one musical instrument, is good at singing, and can also dance. Although he is a middle-aged uncle with no limits, he is much better than the birdie who has learned guitar for a few months, only has ktv singing skills, and dares to go to the talent show without even knowing simple music.

"Is there anyone here who can play the panpipe?" Feng Bujue asked again.

"Uh... I can play the harmonica." Chris responded, "Why do you ask this? Mr. [Beep——]?"

"Okay, I think you can do the job..." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Butters and said, "Butters, you can play the drums, right?"

Butters is an honest boy. He nodded and said, "Yes, sir, but he's not very good at knocking."

"It's okay, just know how to do it." Feng Bujue muttered: "Well... I can play maracas myself (a rocking musical instrument, also known as maracas. A rhythmic percussion instrument originating from South American Indians), Then..." He thought for a moment and said, "Just in time, the four of us can form a panpipe band."

"Pan flute band?" Randy asked: "You mean those Peruvian pan flute bands who are detained by the government?"

"Yes, hiss - ah." Feng Bujue accidentally poked the wound with the needle on his hand because he was not concentrating. He explained while removing the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs. It's pan flute music, as long as Once we find the musical instruments, we can drive them away with pan flutes.”

"What? How is this possible?" Chris asked doubtfully.

"Ha... I really didn't expect that I would hear the word 'impossible' from you guys." Feng Bujue sneered, "Last time you were attacked by a large group of homeless people (South Park had a "tramp" incident" The crisis of "Night" is similar to the movie "Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies were replaced by homeless people) trapped here, why didn't you consider the so-called rationality?"

"The situation was different that time." Chris shrugged.

"Tramps, hippies, lobster people, future immigrants... I thought you should have gotten used to being invaded by strange creatures." Feng Bujue said.

"Uh... Mr. [Beep——], you seem to know a lot about our town. Are you a local?" Sharon asked.

"I am a superhero, of course I know this." Feng Bujue said casually, "Jesus and Santa Claus are both my good buddies. They are very well-informed, so I know the things in your town better."

Everyone looked like "that's it".

While speaking, Feng Bujue had finished treating the open wound and stopped bleeding again.

He glanced at the game menu. Currently, his survival value was 24% and his physical fitness value was only 563/2900. Considering that he had just drank a bottle of supplement not long ago, it would be uneconomical to drink it again in a short period of time, so he planned to stretch it for as long as he could. Don't drink a second bottle unless absolutely necessary.

"Well... you have to be careful with every next move. Even if the Feilong Fist cools down again, I don't have the physical strength to do it a third time." Feng Bujue was thinking in his mind.

He took a breath and gathered the medical supplies. And stood up, "So...does anyone know where the musical instrument department is in the shopping mall?"

"In the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the library area." Linda replied.

"Okay, let me talk about the current situation." Feng Bujue said: "Ladies, gentlemen, and... children. As you can see, these giant monsters raging everywhere are very powerful, and conventional weapons are ineffective. ." He raised a finger, "As far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, which is pan flute music." He sighed: "Since all pan flute music CDs on the market are classified as dangerous goods by the military. Take it away... Now if we want to drive away these monsters, we have to play it ourselves. "

"But I have to hold this camera, so I can't play the guitar." Randy confidently said something that showed off his lower limit.

"randy!" Sharon yelled at her husband: "When did this happen!"

"It's okay, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Bujue said in a relaxed tone, and turned to look at Randy, "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head. This will not affect the shooting and Don’t delay playing.”

Feng Bujue's dark side can be seen here. He had no intention of reminding Randy... There was no tape in the camera at all.

"Oh, that's a great idea!" Randy replied happily.

"Then, everyone, come with me." Feng Bujue said and walked towards the door leading downstairs. "As long as we have the instrument, we will be safe. Let's act quickly before those monsters attack. "

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Peru, Machu Picchu ruins.

Known as the "Lost City" of the Inca Empire, this place is located between the Old Age Peak and the Youth Peak, the most inaccessible peaks in the Andes Mountains. It is built on a steep and narrow ridge.

By the way, this is a place where alpacas are born. I don’t know why I specifically mention this...

It was night, with heavy thunderclouds, and a Chinook helicopter landed on the top of this ancient mountain.

Two heavily armed U.S. soldiers and three men in black suits stepped out of the helicopter.

The five people soon arrived at the ruins. The Minister of National Security who was walking at the front suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "You guys wait here."

After that, he walked forward alone without waiting for his men to respond.

Ahead, between the walls of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square. In the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar, where a tall golden statue stands.

This statue is about the height of three people, and is made of gold from head to toe, including the base (the metal processing industry of the ancient Incas was quite developed, and theoretically they were capable of making such a gold statue. But this statue here Fictional and somewhat parody character in the South Park plot), the statue looks like an old Indian, holding a stick in his right hand and a panpipe in his left hand.

The Minister of National Security walked to the statue step by step, and finally stopped about two meters in front of it.

Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Look! I'm standing on your land!" He said, and moved closer, "This moment! I have waited too long."

After saying that, the guy unzipped his pants and started peeing on the statue...

While peeing, he laughed wildly: "Ha...hahahaha...hahahahahaha!"

Several colleagues who stood behind and looked at him were dumbfounded and thought to themselves: Sir, are you crazy?

"Hahaha... Where's your bullshit prophecy! Huh?" After the Minister of National Security finished peeing, he arrogantly shouted at the statue, "No one can stop me! No one!"

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, five elementary school students walked out from behind a broken wall next to the square... (To be continued...)