Thriller Paradise

Chapter 362 Toy War (XV)

"Uh..." Feng Bujue thought for a while and replied: "Okay, I understand. I can promise you that I will not try to interfere with the general trend of this war, but... what will happen to the other two travelers from another world? I can't guarantee it," he said tentatively, "If you really want us to leave as soon as possible..."

"What do you want?" the prophet interrupted directly.

"I want you to lend me your army..." Feng Bujue said.

"Huh?" The prophet fully conveyed his indignation with just this modal particle.

"...That's impossible." Feng Bujue continued the first half of the sentence and finished the sentence in a daze, "After all, we only have two goals, there is no need to mobilize troops."

"Hmm..." The same word, what the prophet conveyed this time was... that's more or less the same.

"Let's do this..." Feng Bujue answered, "How about giving us a box of Lego bricks?"

"What are you going to do?" asked the Prophet.

"Of course it is to create a vehicle that can help us find and approach the target..." Feng Bujue said with a gloomy look on his face, "In the midst of thousands of armies, capture the enemy general..."

"" Got it." The prophet interrupted again, "I will issue this order as the Lego prophet. Your action will be defined as 'this prophet's formal response to novel's stealing of Lego resources.' Okay ”

Xiao Tan interjected: "But we are still Classic people in name only. Doesn't it matter if we perform tasks for Lego?"

"We will disappear forever after tonight, why are you still thinking about that?" Feng Bujue replied on behalf of the prophet. He looked up at the rhombus again, "Then...it's settled."

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At two o'clock in the morning, the two night shift security guards set off from the security room on time.

As the prophet said, the security guards are just puppets he made, and "they" have no thoughts. As long as the fixed time comes, they will come out of the security room. Turn on your flashlight and split into two groups to patrol. The whole process took exactly fifteen minutes. After the inspection is completed, they will return to the security room and lock the door from the inside.

During this period, the toys will never come out and move. They have turned off all light sources in advance and hid at the bottom of the shelves or in some blind spots, waiting for the inspection to end.

However, as players, Siyu and Beiling have no such scruples. For them, it is more convenient to move around during this time.

When the clock reaches two o'clock. They set off from the occupied area of ​​​​Novel. Two lithe figures jumped forward above the shelves, quickly approaching the Lego House. All the hidden sentries nearby were ineffective at this moment. They didn't have to worry about being attacked at all, and it was impossible for Classic to discover their whereabouts and respond.

"Hey... I ended up giving up on the side mission..." Sad Spirit was still muttering on the way, "But, does it really matter if we don't bring the personal guards? We can't defeat it without using any script resources. It’s the leader’s.”

Siyu seemed very calm: "There's nothing we can do about it...the other toys will definitely not move during the security patrol. If we want to take the guards, we have to wait until the patrol is over before we can leave. Ke Lego has already told novel The only time we can take precautionary measures is now."

"Cousin... Why do I feel that you are deliberately losing?" Sad Ling couldn't help it anymore and said what she was thinking.

"Since it's an intra-group practice battle, the outcome doesn't matter." Siyu replied. She tilted her head slightly, looked at Bei Ling and said, "Besides... with my unconscious intelligence, I have already seen through the original intention of your suggestion. And tell Xiao Tan."

"Ah? What...what's the original intention? I don't understand." Sad Spirit hurriedly started to pretend to be stupid.

"Don't worry, since the main purpose of this battle is to let Xiao Tan gain more experience in fighting against players, I will naturally be measured in my actions." Siyu continued. Completely ignoring the other party's denial, "As a player who specializes in melee combat, Xiaotan's current strength is only slightly above average. If I go all out, he will definitely die within ten moves." She was very confident. Confidently analyzed, "This... should be very clear unconsciously. He will not let this happen, so he will attack me fiercely from the beginning, so that I have no time to distract."

"Uh... I am also a sniper after all. I can kill people in seconds, okay? You all ignore me..." Sadling replied.

"Although your skills and the power of the sniper rifle can indeed have a certain impact on [Embrace of Artemis], it is, after all, a perfect piece of equipment designed to restrain long-range attacks." Siyu explained: " Unless you also have a perfect shooting weapon, even if he stands there and lets you aim, the possibility of killing him with one shot is extremely low. And if a guy like Bujue can't be killed with one shot, it will be very difficult to do so. Seize the chance to snipe him again."

"Hmm..." Bei Ling thought for a few seconds, "I mean, doesn't the leader need to guard against my sniping at Xiaotan?"

"He knows you won't snipe Xiaotan." Xiyu replied.

"What do you mean!" Bei Ling was inexplicably angry.

"I also know that you won't snipe Xiaotan." Xiyu said again.

"Cousin, are you bullying me..."

"Because this is a practice battle, there is no point in killing him instantly with one shot." Siyu said.

"Huh?" Sadling was stunned for a moment, "Ah... yes! Yes, yes! This is to train him!" She laughed evilly, and followed the donkey path down the slope, "Look at this girl shooting him full of holes! "

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"Sneeze!" Xiaotan's sneeze made...the whole person jump up a little, "What's going on...Did Xiaoling curse me behind my back again..."

"Not only did he use the usual tone, but he also named the person who he was..." Feng Bujue's complaint was equally sharp.

At this time, the two of them were standing in a corner of Lego City, waiting for Musashi Koganei to put the vehicle together.

This is the second time Feng Bujue has summoned this guy. The first time was in South Park. Before leaving the sandbox, in order not to waste the skill CD, Brother Jue also used this summoning skill once and had some communication with this summoned character.

Musashi Koganei's overall appearance is that of an elementary school student in a comic. His head is in the shape of an inverted triangle, his chin is pointed, and his face is elongated. He was wearing a pair of glasses that covered half of his face; he was wearing a yellow short-sleeved T-shirt and purple shorts. Also comes with two red straps. Wearing a pair of conspicuous red socks on her feet, and a bow tie with a green background and many purple dots on the collar...

His first appearance in the original work was... The teacher asked him to write his name in kanji, but he stood up very impressively and replied: "I, Musashi Koganei, am a strange elementary school student who cannot write more than six strokes of kanji. "Third grader."

But actually...he's a genius. His answer was just to make teachers and classmates look at him with contempt, contempt, coldness, and discrimination... to make others think that he was a weirdo (pervert).

According to the analysis and research of Musashi Koganei - 99% of the great people in history were regarded as weirdos in their childhood and school days. Because Musashi Koganei wanted to be a great man, he decided to become a weirdo first.

Driven by this divine logic, Musashi Koganei firmly embarked on the path of eccentricity. When he usually walks or stands, his hands will naturally be raised in front of him, in a posture similar to snake fist. He spoke in a sinister manner, and occasionally made a "hissing, hissing, hissing" evil laugh. When he successfully behaves strangely and gets stares and stares from others. He will feel very happy, and sometimes his body will rotate at high speed like a wheel...

Akira Toriyama once designed a game that divided metamorphosis into five stages in the sixth volume of "Arale". They are... the Sour Plum Superman stage: poke the butt of the person next to you with your brave index finger; the Forest King Bashan stage: open the window and shout "Ah!" three times; the Beibi Iceman stage: jump while shouting "Shit, shit, Shit"; Dr. Master stage: yelling "fit" and then getting into other people's arms; King Nico stage: stuffing peanuts in his nose and spitting it out. If you have done all five of these things, you will be an "out-and-out" pervert.

Judging from this standard... Musashi Koganei is already insane and hopeless.

In short...this is a very annoying summoning character. Its summoning condition: "do a weird move" is quite unusual. Not to mention that he can hardly help in battle, and his combat effectiveness is infinitely close to zero.

However, he is by no means useless. On the contrary, he may be more useful than any other F-level summons. Because Musashi Koganei can "make things."

Of course, his inventive and manufacturing abilities. Far inferior to those god-level characters such as Norimaki Senbei (ie Dr. IQ) and the three-eyed boy, but compared to those normal "scientific" virtual characters, what Musashi Koganei created is very sharp.

"Hahaha! It's done!" After twenty minutes of assembly, Musashi Koganei successfully built a weird-looking mecha using Lego bricks. and announced gleefully, "This is it! LEGO Blowfish Gladiator!"

"This is the most disgusting robot I have ever seen..." Feng Bujue said, "It's just like the curved-vertebral upright creatures made by novices playing 'Spore'..."

"Uh... Actually, before you told me that the spinal cord of living things is adjustable, I had always done that..." Brother Jue's words seemed to bring back some strange memories of Xiao Tan.

"Haha! You must think I am weird for making such a thing! Hiss, hiss, hiss..." Musashi Koganei excitedly spun vertically like a long snake. "My abnormality index has increased again! Hehehe..."

"Hey... that kind of index only exists in your fantasy and is useless!" This was the first time Xiao Tan saw the behavior of this weirdo naughty kid. There was no doubt that he was shocked.

Who knows. As soon as Xiaotan finished speaking, Musashi Koganei turned into white light and disappeared.

"Eh? What's going on? Does he know the invisibility technique?" Xiaotan asked doubtfully.

"It's just that the time has come." Feng Bujue replied, pointing to his knees, "Actually, he should have disappeared four minutes ago. It must have been the special effect of the [Colonization Alchemy Amplification Device], His existence time has been extended." He touched his chin and thought, "Theoretically, this special effect of 'slightly improving the effect of summoning skills' should not only be reflected in time, but also Koganei's invention ability or combat power. There have also been certain enhancements in other aspects, but this enhancement cannot be seen intuitively.”

"No, I think its improvement in perversion has been clearly demonstrated in front of me." Xiaotan continued.

Feng Bujue smiled and said, "Okay, let's get back to the point. Although we now have a robot vehicle similar to Gundam, it is still difficult to find Siyu and Beiling in the novel formation. We are still not sure about their positions and tasks in the novel, and we are not even 100% sure that they are in the novel formation. So..."

"They are coming here." Suddenly, another voice sounded from behind the two of them and joined the conversation.

The two players turned around and saw a Lego toy. Its image is a bald old man in a suit and sitting in a wheelchair. (To be continued...)

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