Chapter 329 South Park (Part 3)

Miami, Peruvian Pan Flute Band Shelter.

The quarantine area is surrounded by barbed wire, and warning signs with the logo of the Department of Homeland Security can be seen embedded in the barbed wire at regular intervals.

Many blue and grass-green military tents have been set up in the camp, and a large number of members of the Peruvian panpipe band are standing and wandering around the camp. They are basically brown people, and 80% speak Spanish. The clothes are all loose textile jackets or short coats, and they generally wear hats. The overall look is a bit like Mexican dress, but it is different.

Each of the temporarily built orange sentry towers is equipped with a soldier holding a submachine gun, ready to respond to emergencies.

Many brown open-top military trucks came in and out of the camp, and batches of panpipe band members were transported from the trucks.

And among these people, there were five white boys in the fourth grade of elementary school...

Four of them are the four protagonists of "South Park", stan, kyle, kenny and cartman. Let me explain here that stan, kyle and kenny are all first names, and only cartn is the surname. His full name is eric cartman. But except for his mother and some teachers at school, almost no one would call him Eric, because he is an extremely disgusting guy and no one wants to call him affectionately.

Here is a brief introduction to these people.

The first is Stan. In South Park, he is a character who is relatively close to a normal person (relatively speaking). He has a girlfriend named Wendy, who has been on and off several times. In the past few seasons, there was a strange character who vomited when he saw a girl he liked. His illness has now improved; he has a violent sister Shelly with braces, who has amazing fighting ability and can throw a piano when angry; and Stan's father is South Park's lower limit emperor Randy... By the way, Jimbo is Stan's uncle.

Next is kyle. A Jewish boy whose distinctive feature is that he wears a green Lei Feng hat, has a kind and upright personality, and is proficient in computers. My father is a lawyer, and my mother is a person who likes to turn trivial things into earth-shattering things, and is overly protective of her children. There is also a younger brother, ike, who is in kindergarten and is an adopted Canadian child.

The third person is Kenny, who is characterized by wearing an orange hood, with only the middle part of his face exposed, and his speech is unclear. on settings. His family is very poor, and he dies in every episode in the early stages of the series, usually in the inexplicable and tragic way in "Death Comes". His hidden identity is "Mysterion", and he often plays the role of a hero to save the world. But Kenny also has a lustful side, and his knowledge of sex is obviously better than that of all his peers (he actually died of syphilis in one episode).

Finally, there is Cartman. Judging from the paper-cut style, his appearance is different from his three friends because he is very fat. But he never admitted it. He always said, "I'm not fat, I just have a big frame."

Cartman is the meanest person in South Park, bar none. He has a bad personality, greed, cunning, and some one-sided ignorance. And has extreme racial discrimination. His thinking is completely self-centered and he cannot understand what "guilt" is.

Cartman is sometimes extremely stupid, but sometimes he is like a genius. He is well-informed, well-informed, resourceful and aggressive. He is proficient in multiple languages ​​and often plays the role of leader in some major events.

He has many extremely twisted and prejudiced views, such as "Every Jew has a bag with gold coins hanging around his neck", "People can eat through their anus", "Hippies must die" and so on. And in the world of South Park. His views have been proven to be true time and time again…

Those are the four main characters of South Park.

At this moment, the fifth child who was arrested with them in the shelter is Craig, the classmate of the four protagonists.

Craig usually dresses in blue and speaks with a heavy nasal accent. He is a frequent visitor to the school's teaching office and can often be seen sitting in the corridor outside the teaching office, waiting for advice. His classic catchphrase is "If I could say xx (a dirty word) in front of xx (an adult), then I would be so happy..."

In addition to his sharp ability to complain, Craig and his whole family also have the habit of randomly raising the middle finger, which may be one of the reasons why he is often detained in court.

So...why were these five white children taken to the shelter?

There are two reasons. First, in order to make money from selling CDs, they dressed up as a Peruvian panpipe band, held instruments, and played London Bridge Collapse (a world folk song) on ​​the street.

Second, the IQs of other characters in the script are once again collectively off the line. So the military people couldn't see that those five white kids were not real Peruvians.

"Excuse me, sir?" Stan and his friends stepped out of the truck and pushed through the crowd and came to the bottom of a sentry tower. "Sir, you must have misunderstood. Can I talk to you?"

Kyle also said next to him: "Sir, can we have a little chat with you?"

The soldier in the uniform of the anti-terrorist force at the sentry looked at them and replied rudely: "Go back! I won't buy your crappy CDs!"

Stan replied: "No, sir, there is a huge misunderstanding here. We are not actually Peru..."

The soldier interrupted loudly, "I said! I won't buy your crappy CDs today!" He seemed very excited, "Do you understand? I can't stand it!"

At this time, a real Peruvian pan flute band member walked to the front of the children and said to the soldier above in Spanish: "Sir, do you want to buy a CD?"

The next second, the soldier shot him dead...

The five children looked at the corpse close at hand with shock, their mouths half open, speechless.

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In the hospital, Feng Bujue's actions went smoothly. He didn't ask anyone, but just looked at the sign in the hospital and found the storage room by himself.

During this period, he shamelessly took a large travel backpack from a vegetative ward and prepared to use it to purchase goods.

"Well... bandages, disinfectant, syringes..." He searched for a while, but couldn't find the medicine. The blood plasma bags stored in the freezer were of no use to him.

"Do I have to go to the pharmacy again..." Feng Bujue thought. He had passed by the door of the pharmacy before. Opposite the door, there was a security guard sitting and reading a newspaper. And the door to the pharmacy was a particularly thick metal door. Obviously, the hospital still attaches great importance to the place where morphine is stored.

"It shouldn't be a problem to destroy that door, but there are many people in the corridor... Although killing people here doesn't seem to be a big deal, what if it alerts the psychopaths in the South Park Police Department..." Feng Bujue thought of this and came up with a plan.

He planned to use a trap that matched the IQ of the characters in this world to get everyone away. (To be continued...)