Chapter 330 South Park (Part 4)

The plan to sneak into the pharmacy was implemented successfully, and all Feng Bujue did was run to the corridor at the entrance of the pharmacy and shouted excitedly: "Hey! Guys, there is a Batmobile parked at the entrance of the hospital!"

Then, everyone who heard this sentence rushed out happily. The most outrageous thing is that several staff members in the pharmacy also rushed out, and did not close the door before leaving...

Even Feng Bujue himself felt that this method was very painful (this method of declaring "there is a Batmobile outside" to send people away, Cartman succeeded every time in S1), but it must be said that it worked.

After sneaking into the pharmacy and searching for a while, Feng Bujue felt a little disappointed, because most of the medicines here were useless and belonged to the kind of things without item descriptions.

There are also many medicines, although they have different packaging, but the descriptions displayed are the same:

[Name: Antibiotics (30/30)]

[Type: Consumables]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Function: Remove poisoning and infection status]

[Can this script be brought out: "Yes"

[Note: Common anti-inflammatory drugs, can be taken orally. ]

These drugs are basically in bottles, and their effect is to remove abnormal states in a targeted manner. At first glance, they are not worth much.

As for the morphine that Feng Bujue wanted the most, he could see the item description, but the effect was very different from what he expected.

[Name: Morphine*5]

[Type: Consumables]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Function: Reduce the increase in the fright value by 30% within a certain period of time]

[Can this script be brought out: Yes]

[Note: Frequent injections in a short period of time may cause poisoning reactions. ]

Feng Bujue is not unfamiliar with this kind of psychiatric drug. During his hospitalization, he also used a lot of drugs used in mental hospitals, and even a lot of the latest overseas drugs. Morphine is not a rare thing for him.

It may be that the game is sensitive to this kind of opium drug, fearing that teenagers will lose control if they use too much, so the drug is changed to this.

Feng Bujue also went to look for Vicodin here, and he really found it. But this drug doesn't even have a description, and is regarded as an ineffective useless item by the system.

Feng Bujue opened the bottle cap with a try-it attitude, and drank a dozen pills like eating mint candy.

"Hmm... I really don't feel anything..." As he walked out of the pharmacy, he muttered: "I didn't find any medicine that can restore survival or physical value... It seems that I still have to get some food, eating can restore some blood."

After looting what he wanted, Feng Bujue left the hospital and headed for the shopping mall. Anyway, except for guns and medical supplies, everything else can basically be obtained there.

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Let's talk about two things. Let's look at the Peruvian Pan Flute Band Shelter.

The temporary command center built by the Department of Homeland Security is separated from the isolation area by only a barbed wire fence, and the trapped Peruvians can be seen directly from here.

At this moment, there are crowds of people in front of the command department, including staff in plain clothes, fully armed soldiers, and officials in suits and leather shoes.

The person in charge of the scene is a man who looks to be in his fifties. This person has "half" gray hair, the front half of his head is bald, and he is wearing a black suit. He wore a red tie. He was not only the highest commander here, but also the initiator of the entire manhunt.

"Sir, good news!" Two soldiers walked up to him and said, "It seems we succeeded. Sir. All major cities have received reports of the Peruvian Pan Flute Band. They have been completely eliminated."

Hearing this, the crowd around burst into cheers, "Great! Success! Thank God!"

I don't know why these people are celebrating...

"Okay. Everyone, stay calm." The bald officer said, "We still have a lot of work to do." He said seriously, "We still have to wipe out their lair to prevent them from making a comeback..."

A staff member holding a report next to him said, "But we don't know where they came from. Sir." He also looked down at the form in his hand: "We checked, but we can't find it."

The bald officer's expression at this time seemed to say: Damn...

He raised his hands and hugged his head, then raised it high and said, "Think about it, idiot, where else can the 'Peru' Pan Flute Band come from?"

However, the IQ of the people around him was still not online. They all touched their chins seriously and thought about it.

The bald officer was shocked at the time, and he shouted: "The name of the country is in the name of the band!"

A staff member in a white shirt and black tie interrupted: "No, sir, we checked the entire world map, and there is no country called Peruvian."

"It's not Peruvian, idiot! It's Peru!" The bald officer walked to a map and pointed at it and shouted, "It's right here!"

(The mistake made by the staff of the Department of Homeland Security here is similar to mistaking Chinese for China, so that Peru cannot be found on the map...)

The staff members repeated like babies learning to speak: "Oh... Peru~" as if they had heard this word for the first time in their lives.

The bald officer really didn't want to argue more on this issue, he said directly: "Now! We are going to eliminate the country of Peru in one fell swoop!"

The people around looked at each other, and one of them asked: "Is this really necessary? Sir."

A soldier said: "It's a bit extreme."

Another soldier added: "Yeah..."

The balding chief shouted at the top of his lungs: "They must be wiped out and eradicated, otherwise they will never stop intruding on us!"

At this time, a black officer wearing a general's uniform ran over and said: "Sir, you'd better come over quickly and take a look. We caught a panpipe band trying to escape."

The balding officer grabbed the collar of the person next to him and said, "Did you see it? It's really terrible!"

Two minutes later, in the interrogation room...

In front of a long metal table, there are five stools, and five primary school students are sitting on the stools.

The balding officer stood across the table, holding a CD in his hand, looking at the cover and reading: "Produced by Cao Ni Ma Brothers - Moon Noodle Snacks." (This is a random name and record written by children in order to pretend to be a band and make money on the street. cd)

"You misunderstood! Sir." Stan explained: "We are not a real Peruvian panpipe band!"

Commander Xie Ding’s IQ seems to have gone offline now. He looked at the five children and said in a sarcastic tone: "Yes, yes... you are just playing panpipe music in the commercial center to sell your Caima CD, and you are not a Peruvian panpipe band, right?" ?”

Stan spread his hands with an innocent face: "We are still kids, you see, we just want to make some extra money."

Kyle also added: "We just want to go home now."

Kenny begged in his unclear words: "Sir, please, I was going to lose my virginity on Saturday."

The children immediately said, "We were born and raised in Colorado! We are white!"

The bald commander whispered to the officer next to him with a solemn expression: "Let's go out and have a chat."

The two of them and several staff members walked outside the interrogation room and launched another analysis based on zero IQ.

The result is - "These five people in the room are hybrid creatures of the Peruvian panpipe band and humans. We are going to use them to destroy Peru."

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At the same time, outside the barbed wire fence in the isolation area, a soldier said to a staff member beside him: "Thompson, can you come here?"

The man named Thompson was a Spanish translator. After he came over, the soldier continued: "Those panpipe bands just refused to shut up. They kept saying something, but I couldn't understand it."

"Please! We can't leave!" Right now. An elderly Peruvian panpipe band member shouted to them in Spanish through the barbed wire fence: "We are here to protect you!"

The people next to him also said: "Yes, we can't leave! We have to protect you!"

When Thompson heard this, he translated with some doubts: "They seem to be saying...'You can't send us away. We are the guardians'..."

The soldier asked: "Guard...what?"

The old Peruvian man in the barbed wire replied: "Hairy Death! Hairy Death!" He repeated it twice with excitement.

The soldier didn't understand, so he asked the translator Thompson: "What did he say?"

Thompson's face turned a little ugly, and he replied: "I think he's talking about...the furry death?"

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South Park, Mall.

The sun sets faster than expected. Dusk is almost over, and twilight is spreading across the sky.

When Brother Jue came to the parking lot in front of the shopping mall, he happened to see a reporter holding a microphone and a cameraman carrying a camera in the square. There was an interview car parked not far from them.

The reporter was probably doing a live news report. Feng Bujue wanted to hear what he had to say, so he took a few steps closer.

"...As you can see, these squares are much cleaner. There has not been a Peruvian panpipe band for several days. The residents are obviously enjoying the peace and quiet. Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, now everyone People all over the world can breathe a sigh of relief from the 'Pan Flute Band Plague'..."

Woo——

Before the reporter finished speaking, he was interrupted by a huge strange noise.

A sound like a monster's roar came from two streets away, and at the same time there was the sound of some giant creature stepping on the ground.

Suddenly, there was an explosion in the distance, and flames shot into the sky. The cameraman immediately moved the camera over and captured the explosion's fire and smoke.

The fleeing crowd rushed in, and screams of misery sounded one after another, "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Ah..."

In the shaky camera, a police car with its siren blaring suddenly flew into the air from that direction, drew an arc in the sky, and landed in the center of the square here, just five or six meters behind the reporter.

The reporter was so frightened that he threw away the microphone, ran to the camera, and shouted to the camera with a panicked look on his face: "There's something going on here...it's not the Peruvian panpipe band, but..." His words were interrupted, his face There was a horrified expression on his face. It was obvious that he saw something outside the camera, "Oh my God! What the hell is that!"

The anchor who was connected to him on the TV station shouted to him through the earphone: "Paul? Paul, what did you see!"

"It's furry, it's furry..." Paul shouted a few words. The connection is interrupted and the screen disappears...

Let’s not talk about whether Paul and the photographer are still alive. Anyway, Jue Ge ran away ten seconds ago.

He didn’t have time to save people or maintain order. He knew very well that there was more than one monster. The whole world was under attack at the moment. He could not do anything alone.

Moreover, at the moment when the roar sounded, the system prompt also announced:

[The current task has been changed, and the main task has been updated]

[Survive until the end of the "disaster". ]

After seeing this task. Feng Bujue ran into the shopping mall without hesitation, but as soon as he stepped into the door, another prompt came into his ears:

[Side task has been triggered]

[Take Stan’s parents and sister to the shopping mall safely. ]

"Damn, I didn’t report the side task until I was at the entrance of the shopping mall!" Feng Bujue cursed.

This task actually has a very specific real-time reminder. In Jue Ge’s game menu, a radar-like interface immediately appeared, marking the location of Stan’s family, as if the system was tempting him to complete it.

If it was normal difficulty, this side quest would pop up when Feng Bujue just entered the town, so he could take Stan's family to the shopping mall without the disaster happening. Either deception or hostage-taking would be fine.

But in nightmare difficulty, when the quest popped up, it was already a chaotic situation with the disaster breaking out. Feng Bujue either simply didn't go, or he would have to take a big risk if he went...

He hesitated for about ten seconds. Feng Bujue said viciously: "I will fight you!"

He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, put the travel backpack with medical supplies on his shoulders, took out an M733 mando with grenade attachment from the bag, and walked towards the direction indicated by the radar.

At this time. It's okay to run wildly on the street with weapons. There are panicked people everywhere, and the police and the army are also exhausted from dealing with those monsters. No one will care about him at all.

Feng Bujue ran for a while and suddenly noticed that his physical value was decreasing a bit too fast. He thought to himself: "This equipment is really heavy. It seems that I need to get a car."

He did not consider stopping cars on the road like playing GTA. In the current situation, it is more likely that those drivers will step on the accelerator and hit him to death. So, Feng Bujue ran another street and found a parked car in an alley.

He trotted over, confirmed that there was no one in the car and the door was locked, and then smashed the side windshield with the butt of the gun.

After opening the door and sitting in, Feng Bujue used a very skillful action to punch open the control panel under the driver's seat, quickly found the two positive and negative ignition wires from a pile of wires and started to collide.

Two minutes later, he had reversed out of the alley, changed gears, and stepped on the accelerator to get on the road.

At this time, the sky had completely darkened, and many street lights on the street had failed. There were people running everywhere, and it was extremely chaotic.

Feng Bujue turned on the headlights and drove at high speed while trying to ensure safety.

After driving for ten minutes, the light spot on the radar was getting closer and closer to him, and it was just around the corner. Unexpectedly, at that corner, as soon as he turned the steering wheel, a giant monster appeared in front of him.

Feng Bujue immediately stepped on the brake pedal, but the car still slid towards the giant monster's body.

All drivers will instinctively turn the steering wheel to their side at the moment before the accident.

But Feng Bujue was not afraid. At this critical moment, he remained calm and responded reasonably and efficiently.

The car continued to move forward under the action of inertia, and it was about to hit the giant monster. And Feng Bujue just calmly used one hand to unbuckle the seat belt, and the other hand to stabilize the steering wheel, so that the front of the car kept the front of the car forward.

After he unbuckled the seat belt, he reached for the backpack and rifle on the passenger seat.

All these actions were completed within two seconds, and then the front of the car suddenly hit the giant monster's hairy body.

Feng Bujue was prepared for this. He adjusted his posture, holding the gun belt and backpack straps tightly with one hand, and blocking the other hand in front of him for buffering.

There was a clang... Feng Bujue's body smashed the front windshield and flew out, hitting the soft body of the giant monster. After the force of the rush was relieved, he rolled down on the hood in front of the car.

Then, he quickly turned over, exerted force on his waist, and sat up on his back. The whole set of movements was done in one go, and then he swung his arms and put the backpack strap on his left shoulder, held the gun with his right hand, and stepped on his feet... Before the monster made any move, he had jumped seven or eight meters away.

At this point, Brother Jue didn't dare to look back, he rushed forward and further distanced himself from the monster.

It's not that Feng Bujue didn't want to confirm the appearance of the monster with his naked eyes, but he already knew the appearance of these monsters. After recalling the content of the two episodes of the Peruvian pan flute band, the first thing he remembered was the appearance of these giant monsters.

The appearance of these giant monsters is actually very easy to describe. They are just a group of giant... guinea pigs.

They look no different from domestic pet guinea pigs, except that they are five stories tall and have a certain degree of aggressiveness. Some of them are wearing cloth coats and dressed up as bees, rabbits, etc.

As for where these giant cute creatures came from and whether they are intelligent, no one knows. Anyway, they just appeared inexplicably and staged "Attack of the Guinea Pigs" all over the world, eating people and demolishing houses everywhere.

"What should I do... go around..." Feng Bujue ran while observing the terrain and the radar in the menu, trying to find a suitable route.

But at this moment, something strange happened again. I heard a whistling sound in the air, and when I looked up, I saw three F-15s flying through the sky and firing several missiles at this place. (To be continued...)