Article 985

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Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: "...This is a bee."

"Master Xue, there is no need to doubt, have you ever seen such a diligent and intelligent Fudie?"

Xue Meng almost suffocated: "I'll say it one last time! This is a fucking bee!!!"

"The owner of the village is dancing like a butterfly. Today I cannot entertain the three of you in person. Therefore, I, Chen Xuyuan, Elder Chen, can only serve as the village manager for the time being." Elder Chen said, bowing and said, "This room It’s polite.”

Xue Meng: "..."

He could tell that Chen Xuyuan might not understand human speech.

The disciples of Taobao Villa quickly brought them tea, water and cakes. The three of them and Elder Chen chatted while eating. The little bee transformed by the owner of the village was squatting obediently on the teapot lid.

It turns out that the Worry-Relief Scroll absorbed the thoughts of crazy men and resentful women in the world of cultivation, and a desire began to arise in their hearts, hoping to find a satisfactory partner. So after it transformed into a human form, this became its obsession.

Originally, this wasn't a big deal, just find a little demon who also wanted a companion and throw it to it, and they would be a companion. But the problem is that its behavior is imitated by Xue Meng and Mei Hanxue. As a result, this scroll demon became extremely picky. Whether it was a lady from a wealthy family or a beautiful lady from a small family, a courtesan from a brothel or a tofu beauty, it thought everyone was not good enough for it.

It said that the most beautiful young woman in Lin'an Prefecture was "too fat".

Saying the prettiest girl is "too coquettish".

It is said that the brothel oiran "has hairy legs".

It is said that Tofu Xishi has "big stinky feet".

Logically speaking, it should have been beaten to the ground by the girls with such a poisonous mouth, but it happened to use Mei Hanxue's charming temperament to create a spell. No matter how badly the girl was scolded at that time, it would inevitably be I miss it so much. And if the girl it flirts with is someone he likes, it can turn into that person's appearance and earn the other person's tears.

When Xue Meng heard this, he was filled with indignation and said: "It's so outrageous!"

Then he turned and glared at Mei Hanxue: "Look at you, you are the cause of all the trouble!"

"..." Mei Hanxue was speechless.

Xue Meng asked: "But Elder Chen, why did the owner of the horse farm turn into a bee?"

Chen Xuyuan sighed: "That's it. The scroll demon has provoked too many people in Lin'an Prefecture, from the shops to the brothels, and even to the official lady's house. It seems to have a special influence on women, and it is attracted by it. The temperaments of all the girls he had provoked changed drastically. For example, the oiran of the Chun Tea House was originally a smart and well-spoken person who was especially good at pleasing the customers. But since she received the Scroll Spirit, her personality has completely changed. It seems like it has turned into an honest, straight-talking elm pimple."

"How to say?"

"In the past, when she saw guests, she would always say, 'Sir, you look so good. I see your face is glowing. You will definitely be promoted and make a fortune in the near future.' Or she would say, 'Sir, you are so old and strong. There are many other people in your family. Speaking of concubines with eighteen bedrooms, I think you can handle it even if it’s eighty bedrooms.'"

Mei Hanxue said: "This is too much praise."

"Well, the guests like to hear it," Chen Xuyuan said, "but it's different now. To the same guest, she said to them, 'Guan Guan, you are dark and evil, you should go out less recently, I'm afraid. It's bad luck for you.' And 'Old man, others do it seven times a night, but you do it seven times at a time. Look at your wrinkles and your wrinkles, you look like a guī. You are not ashamed to come to Hualou at your age! '"

Xue Meng: "..."

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Only Mei Hanxue burst out laughing when she heard this, and asked with a smile: "Can the flower house still be open?"

"It was smashed. Why don't we go to Taobao Villa to cause trouble?"

Chen Xuyuan said and sighed: "Our village owner went to investigate and found that all the girls are the same. They have all had their personalities changed. They used to be so shy that they didn't even dare to leave the house, but now they like to run around in the street. They used to be pretty and charming. Damn, now I like to draw my own chest hair with a brush in front of the mirror. I originally said that rabbits are so cute, why should I eat rabbits, but now I can eat five rabbit heads, five duck heads and five chicken heads in one bite."

The more Chen Xuyuan talked, the more he collapsed. He covered his face and said, "There is no way we can survive this day, so our horse owner will take the lead. He——"

"He went to succumb to the demon?"

"No, this scroll demon cannot be subdued with force. Firstly, it is not a bad demon, it just has a bad mind, and it has never hurt anyone. Secondly, our village owner found that once the scroll demon is subdued with force, It will self-destruct and spread the information that everyone has talked about on the Worry-Relief Scroll throughout the world of cultivation. This is a secret leak belonging to the guests. We, Taobao Villa, are serious businessmen. If such a thing happens, the reputation of the Villa will be destroyed. That’s all."

Mei Hanxue shook her head and said: "Not only that, I'm afraid it will cause chaos among the people. Who knows if those married women have said anything shameful behind their spouses' backs."

Xue Meng said with a headache: "So what did the pick-up horse do in the end?"

"The owner of the village made an appointment with the scroll demon himself, and then he dressed up as a woman and said he would seduce it, make it fall in love with him, and persuade it to turn around and find hope."

"... The guest-picking horse wants to use himself as a beauty trap?" Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, "Is your Taobao Villa missing a mirror? You can donate one at the top of life and death, you're welcome."

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