Chapter 989
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"Ah..." Elder Chen was very surprised, "I thought you had never had contact with any woman..."
Jiang Xi said indifferently: "Who said that."
Xue Meng on the side was shocked when he heard what he said. He thought he was going to use Mrs. Wang as an example, and he hurriedly wanted to stand up and stop him. But Jiang Xi said next:
"If a man loses eight feet, his skin and flesh are here, and they can be measured and cut out to find them. His death can be seen through anatomy."
Elder Chen was confused: "...What do you mean?"
"Oh, that's what our leader said." Gu Yueye replied doglegly, "He has dissected female corpses."
"..."
Excuse me, the Medicine Sect is really terrible.
Elder Chen stumbled for a long time before he trembled and said, "Well, Lord Jiang, you think you know the characteristics of the girls very well?"
Jiang Xi glanced at him indifferently, and showed his in-depth understanding of the object of his disguise with an expressionless face: "Small bones, smooth tone, rich sebum, curvy body, special parts such as vagina and uterus."
Dead silence.
Jiang Xi looked down at him confidently and indifferently, paused, and said, "I wrote a book called "A Woman with a Thousand Gold Prescriptions on the Lone Moon Night". The book comes with drawings. If you are curious, you can borrow them for a look."
Mei Hanxue: "Pfft!"
Xue Meng: "..."
Mei Hanxue: "..."
After a long while, Elder Chen put his forehead on his head and patted his head. He thought that he would have to have such a cold-blooded flower to pretend to be a charming and unparalleled beauty to deceive the scroll demon. He couldn't help but murmured: "It's over, it's all fucking over..." "
Based on Jiang Yeshen's understanding, how should he play the role of a nun?
Do you want to dissect yourself? !
That night.
Taobao Villa is brightly lit with candles and wind chimes tinkling.
Jiang Yesen had already prepared and was sitting alone in the side room waiting. According to Ma Yun's idea of catching monsters, Master Jiang also lit incense in the room, and the man dressed as a woman and waited for the scroll demon to come to the door. As long as the demon can stay in the house voluntarily for a cup of tea, then their plan If it succeeds, the scroll demon will definitely lose its will and have love for the sow, so they can take the opportunity to subdue it gently.
Of course, the invitation to come was ghostwritten by someone else, because Lord Jiang himself couldn't write at all, and after thinking for a long time, he just wrote a strong and fierce word "come", which was daunting. Fortunately, the Shohou disciples of Taobao Villa were the best at speaking softly and quickly wrote a new letter of love and longing for Master Jiang, which solved the urgent need.
At this moment, the disciples in the villa were all hiding in the dark. Xue Meng was also watching in the grass. He asked Mei Hanxue in a low voice with some uncertainty: "Is everything going to be okay? Can Jiang Xi really distinguish between the makeup and powder? Does he really know how to dress up as a man?"
Mei Hanxue replied without any consolation: "I'm sorry."
"..."
Feeling even more uneasy, Xue Meng swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "How about I go see him, I-"
Just as she was about to crawl out, Mei Hanxue grabbed her and pressed her down: "Silence."
Then he motioned Xue Meng to look at the corridor and whispered: "It's coming."
Under the moonlight, the scroll demon was wearing a cloak, probably to imitate the skills of the Snow Stepping Palace. There were petals and butterflies constantly surrounding it. This monster was strolling around the courtyard. Although its face was hidden by its hood, it looked like it was not very smart when it walked.
The faint sound of the bamboo flute came from Jiang Xi's guest room. After listening to the sound for a while, the Scroll Demon thought that this person was good at playing the flute and probably would be better at playing the flute, so he walked to the door with satisfaction and knocked twice. The next door: "Madam, I've been invited to come here to pay you a visit. Can you please excuse me?"
After knocking twice, Jiang Xi ignored it. Seeing that the door was ajar, it stopped being polite and said, "If you don't mind, I'll come in."
Jiang Xi still didn't answer, but Xue Meng suddenly let out a low sigh: "Why is this voice so familiar?"
Over there, the scroll demon had opened the door and entered the house, and the flute sound finally stopped. Although Xue Meng felt uneasy in his heart, he still thought, hey, as long as Jiang Yeshen can wait for a cup of tea, and if he doesn't leave a cup of tea, he will be fascinated by the incense in the room and look at everyone. Confused and obsessed, then they can bring it down in one fell swoop——
Before he could finish his thoughts, he heard a loud bang!
Xue Meng was shocked and said: "What's going on?! It only took a blink of an eye! Jiang Yesen dressed up as a woman and made it vomit!"
As everyone watched in stunned silence, the scroll demon rose into the air along with the wooden door that flew away, the table that was kicked over, and the divine light that came out of the box. This time it didn't make a "vomit" sound, but screamed "Ah", and then it fell from the air to the ground with a bang under everyone's gaze.
Everyone: "..."
"Ouch..." The Scroll Demon whined miserably, "It hurts, it hurts... it hurts..."
At the same time, Jiang Yesen came out with his sword in a murderous manner. Mei Hanxue opened her eyes wide, blinked twice, turned around and asked Mei Hanxue: "Am I blind? Where did he dress up as a woman?"
"You're not blind." Mei Hanxue looked at Jiang Yesen expressionlessly, "He's not pretending."
Xue Meng said: "He is pretending!"
Mei Hanxue: "...?"
Mei Hanxue: "???"
"...Where are you pretending to be?"
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