Article 977

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——These are the words he spoke out loud when he dumped the female cultivator. He had said them so many times and was able to say them in a brilliant way, but for some reason he felt weak at this moment.

Just as he was struggling, he heard Head Xue say with a blushing face: "Ahem...that..."

"..."

"Well, you have been here at the top of life and death for a while. I have something to ask you."

"...Master, please tell me." Mei Hanxue's face was very calm and gentle, but her mind was buzzing:

what to do? how to answer? Do you like women or are you terminally ill? Is he terminally ill or do he like women?

Xue Meng said awkwardly: "I, I just want to ask..."

"Um?"

"Hi." Xue Meng gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, but he still made up his mind to be brave and clenched his fists and asked loudly in one breath, "Excuse me!! How did you manage to touch Caibao's belly without being scratched by it? ? ?”

Chapter 334 Extra "Xue Meng's blind date with the tea girl (4)"

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Xue Meng's scarlet color is like clouds.

Mei Hanxue couldn't help but raise her eyebrows: "...gone?"

"Oh..." Xue Meng thought for a moment and remembered another puzzle, "Also, how did you prevent Tan Lang and Xuanji's apprentices from fighting?"

Mei Hanxue: "......"

I'm sorry, it was him who looked down upon him.

Even though he has read tens of thousands of people, he has never seen a man with such an amazing skeleton as Xue Meng.

Head Xue really relied on his strength to get married.

But even though she thought so in her heart, Mei Hanxue still patiently told him how to mediate between the greedy disciples and the Xuanji disciples, and began to exchange ideas with Xue Meng.

"An animal like a cat needs to be trained. The more you indulge it, the less it will take you seriously."

Mei Hanxue smiled lightly. She obviously had a very gentle face and her tone of voice was very kind, but she had an inexplicable feeling that she was ruthless towards all living beings: "So, Master, please don't look at it as cute and treat it blindly." Indulge. You have to control it, bully it more, and let it know that it can't play with you, and this little furry guy will naturally become obedient."

"...but won't it escape?"

Mei Hanxue smiled and said, "Don't you know how to chase?"

"Won't it hide?"

"Don't you know how to look for it?"

"Won't it bite?"

"You can't fight?"

With such questions and answers, Xue Meng looked at her smiling face, and suddenly felt a little hairy behind her back. His Adam's apple rolled and he swallowed, and then said: "...You haven't made vegetable buns, have you?"

"Pfft." Mei Hanxue rolled it up with her hands and brought it to her lips. Her smile became even brighter, "Headmaster Xue is an honest man. I'm just teasing you. I've always been willing to take the bait and never go." Do things that force others."

Xue Meng breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise he would really feel that this queen was a bit scary.

After Mei Hanxue stopped laughing, she raised her light eyelashes, her deep eyes were quite seductive, and he said seductively: "But Master, speaking of it... Taobao Villa actually has a unique art of cat lulling, you Are you interested in finding out?"

As a martial arts enthusiast, Xue Meng is extremely curious about anything labeled as "unique". Mo Ran once suspected that if he wanted to drag the innocent Xue Ziming to read a yellow book, he would just name the book "Dudemen Chunqingtu" and "Dudemen Yanselu", and the person would take the bait in a hurry.

Mei Hanxue smiled and said: "How about it, do you want to learn?"

"..."

"This is a rare technique. If it weren't for the fact that I admire you, I wouldn't tell others."

In the end, Xue Meng couldn't resist the temptation of the cat's white belly and the word "unique", as well as his own curiosity. In the end, he reluctantly boarded Mei Hanxue's pirate ship, holding on to his face, and coughed: "Cough , you begged me so sincerely...then...then just learn, just learn."

So Mei Hanxue's teaching began.

"First of all, cats have a kind of nature." Mei Hanxue looked at Xue Meng and said meaningfully, "As the saying goes, curiosity kills the cat. The weakness of all cats is that they cannot control their desire for knowledge. A heart that knows no danger.”

Xue Meng opened his eyes with curiosity: "Really?"

"Yes." Mei Hanxue raised a slender and beautiful finger, "Well, you see, as long as people put their fingers in front of them, these little guys will most likely come over and smell them. Then. You take the opportunity to grab it, press it to the ground, lift its legs, and then it will hum softly..."

Mei Hanxue originally said such a bad sentence on purpose, hoping to make Xue Meng react and scream.

It's a pity that a wise man must make mistakes. Xue Meng, who was too simple, didn't understand what Mei Hanxue, who was too dirty, was teasing him. He listened with rapt attention and asked: "Wouldn't it be unhappy?"

"..." Mei Hanxue didn't fall for the joke, but she was still not discouraged and said with a smile, "Yes."

"What should we do?"

"Coax it."

Xue Meng waved his hand and said: "It's useless, it can't understand human language."

Mei Hanxue said: "Words are empty. As long as you move, the cat will feel weak and will not resist. Instead, it will look at you with dissatisfaction, adjust its posture to match you, and make very comfortable sounds." ...Have you tried it?”

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