Chapter 101 The Military Advisor Is About to Be Hooked Into a Black Bass.

At this time, another bridesmaid who looked more mature and had a queen-like style asked with a smile: "Military Advisor, I don't agree with what you said. Small workshops are dirty and cars are prone to problems, right?"

Lin Yuan shrugged without comment: "I'm just talking casually, don't take it too seriously."

"Then can I ask you a question?" The bridesmaid continued to ask.

"Okay, you say."

"It is said that you should find a partner who is well-matched, and I don't want to lower my standards. I have an annual salary of 200,000 yuan, so it's not too much to find a man with an annual salary of 300,000 yuan?"

Lin Yuan nodded: "Well, it's not too much!"

The bridesmaid continued to ask: "I have a house and a car now, so it's not too much to find someone in Xihai City who has a car and a house?"

"It's not too much! It's reasonable!"

"My parents have a pension, so is it right to find someone whose parents also have a pension?"

"Of course! Well-matched!"

"I'm 30 years old this year, and I'm looking for a man who is 35 or older Isn't it too much?"

"No problem, I can't miss any of the conditions!"

Hearing this, the bridesmaid couldn't help but smile and asked confidently: "Military Advisor, if you have an annual salary of 300,000, a car and a house in Xihai City, and your parents have a pension, what kind of wife would you look for?"

"Me?" Lin Yuan answered without thinking: "I will look for an 18-year-old!"

"At least she has to be born after 2000. Not to mention my annual salary of 300,000, even if I have an annual salary of 30,000, I will look for an 18-year-old!"

Puff~~

Everyone at the table couldn't help but burst out.

Everyone looked at Lin Yuan as if they were looking at a god, and they were dumbfounded.

Especially the bridesmaid who asked the question before, she was very satisfied with the answers before, and thought that if she continued to ask according to her own routine, she would definitely get a good answer.

As a result, someone said she wanted to look for an 18-year-old!

You really know how to answer questions.

This last answer caught her off guard.

The netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed.

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——[No problem, men are more loyal, no matter old or young, they all like 18-year-olds. ]

——[If I were still 18, I would praise her watery eyes, her misty eyes, her willow-like waist, her swaying steps, her beauty, and her ability to shake the world, but I am 24 now. I racked my brains and could only say one thing: coquettish! ]

——[Her idea is not valid. If she said so, Dong Mingzhu should go to Boss Ma or Liu Dongqiang. Thinking about that scene, I can't bear to look at it. ]

——[I confessed to her when I was 8 years old, but she refused. This year, she is 34 years old and she confessed to me, but I didn't agree. After so many years, she hasn't changed at all and still likes rich men. I haven't changed either, and I still like 18-year-olds. 】

After these two waves of answers, the bridesmaids looked at Lin Yuan with strange eyes.

They wanted to tease and make fun of him, but they ended up being made fun of.

How could they accept this?

They teased him deliberately one by one.

"Military Advisor, you know so much, I'm afraid you have harmed many girls."

"Does this need to be said? Sisters, who should take him in, so that he won't continue to harm people in the future."

"He's full of dirty jokes, I thought he was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, big pervert!"

Hearing these words, Lin Yuan grinned: "A gentleman is lustful but not lewd, he starts from emotion and stops at etiquette, I appreciate beauty, not lust."

"But why are only beauties allowed to show their figures, but not talented men to write poems about flowers? If it weren't for the inappropriate occasion today, I would have spoken all my words."

Stupefied!

The groomsmen next to him were completely stunned.

From the beginning to now, every sentence of Lin Yuan subverted their imagination.

Such awesome words, said in such an elegant way, really have the feeling of being appreciated by both the refined and the vulgar.

The bridesmaid opposite was also amazed by Lin Yuan's two words. After reacting, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and tried her best to hold back her laughter.

If it was just a deliberate teasing before, now it really feels like a different look.

Not only did she not show shyness, but she threw a coquettish eye and deliberately teased: "Wow, military advisor, you are so talented, can you teach me!"

Lin Yuan grinned: "Sure! Time and place, you can choose. Balcony, sofa, rooftop I can do it."

"Really?" Hearing this fierce word, a bridesmaid who looked cute next to her was not shy at all, and boldly provoked: "What should we do if we all want to learn, can you teach us?"

Then, bursts of evil laughter rang out.

"Yes, military advisor, can you teach me?"

"No, you should ask the military advisor if he can handle it."

Listening to their teasing, Lin Yuan's eyes widened and his scalp felt numb.

Damn!

Are you having so much fun?

I was just talking nonsense.

Do you take it seriously?

Do you want to learn together?

This is fucking, I have the will but not the strength.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuan complained in his heart, why didn't the system give me a skill in this area.

Now, I admit my defeat, how embarrassing, the other party is obviously doing it on purpose.

But if I don't admit my defeat, if this comes true, I will have to crawl out of the door at the least.

To put it more seriously, it is a gathering for promiscuity.

No, no!

But when he looked at the four beauties opposite, he was lying to himself if he said he had no idea.

Lin Yuan nodded thoughtfully and replied seriously: "I want to challenge my weakness!"

Damn it! !

The netizens in the live broadcast room were boiling instantly.

The bridesmaids on the opposite side were also all stunned, their eyes were as big as copper bells.

Only the photographer and the other three groomsmen looked confused and didn't understand what it meant at all.

It's understandable to learn knowledge on the sofa, but why go to the kitchen, or even the rooftop?

But they didn't understand, but the bridesmaids did. They were all embarrassed for a while and kept their heads down.

It was a joke!

If they continued teasing, something would happen.

Fortunately, the host came on stage at this time.

According to the wedding process, the host first spoke on stage to liven up the atmosphere, and then had dinner.

The wedding started after the meal was almost over, and finally the bride and groom toasted each table.

This way, the guests would not watch the wedding on an empty stomach.

After the dishes were served, Lin Yuan and the photographer were already very hungry and ate with relish.

The bridesmaids also seemed to have come out of the embarrassment just now. Everyone ate and chatted, and the atmosphere was quite good.

But they never talked about that kind of awkward topic again.

The more than 200 tables on the scene were almost all full, and it was very lively.

Every guest ate the dishes and drank with big mouthfuls, and they looked like starving ghosts who had not eaten for several days.

This phenomenon is not an exception, but almost!

Even the table of the bride and groom's parents was the same, basically the dishes were eaten up quickly after they were served.

As for cigarettes and alcohol, they had already been divided up.

Although Lin Yuan also noticed this scene and felt a little strange, he didn't think too much about it.

Maybe it was because he was too hungry.

However, as the banquet gradually came to an end, as expected, an accident occurred.

Lin Yuan and others who were eating suddenly heard a quarrel in the hall.

Looking up, several people at a table in the corner were standing up and quarreling.

The loud voice could be heard by almost the entire banquet hall.

Everyone was attracted by the sudden sound and looked over curiously.

"What's wrong?" The bridesmaid turned her head and asked curiously.

The man with glasses pushed his glasses, half-closed his eyes and replied uncertainly: "They should be arguing. I heard them talking about cigarettes and alcohol."

The big man nodded: "I heard it too. It seems that they are arguing about sharing cigarettes."

"Sharing cigarettes?"

Everyone's expression froze, and they all pricked up their ears curiously.

This is the first time I heard of a quarrel over sharing cigarettes at a banquet.

Under normal circumstances, everyone who comes to give gifts will get a few packs of cigarettes.

In addition, a few packs of cigarettes will be placed for guests to smoke during meals.

In most cases, no one will snatch this kind of cigarettes. After all, they all have to save face. If they want to smoke, they can take it themselves.

As for quarreling over this cigarette, it is really unheard of. Could it be that I heard it wrong?

As time went by, the quarrel at the table over there not only did not decrease, but became louder and louder, and the sound became clearer and clearer. They even started fighting. If someone hadn't pulled them back, the situation would probably get out of control.

The groom had noticed the situation over there a long time ago and thought it was not a big deal.

But he didn't expect it to develop into a fight, and the expression on his face became very ugly.

He immediately went over to be a peacemaker.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing. It's just a pack of cigarettes. Can I give it to you?"

After saying that, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and gave it to the person who started the quarrel.

He thought that this would calm things down and prevent the situation from getting worse.

Who would have thought that the groom's move would immediately cause dissatisfaction among others.

They all clamored for cigarettes.

In response, the groom had no choice but to bite the bullet and take out cigarettes and gave a pack to everyone at the table.

Result

The whole place was completely boiling!

All the guests around put down their chopsticks and rushed over to ask for cigarettes.

"Give me a pack, I want cigarettes too!"

"Don't be partial. Why don't we have them?"

"That's right. It's 80 yuan a day. They have money and we don't. It's unfair!"

Wow~~~

As soon as this was said!!

The whole place was in an uproar!!

Everyone instantly focused on the man who just said 80 yuan a day.

The man seemed to realize that he had said something wrong.

His eyes kept dodging.

But then he said again in a tough tone: "Did I say something wrong? If you have the guts, don't ask for it! Since you have to give it, it's fair for everyone to give it."

Hua La La~~~

As soon as the voice fell.

People from more than a dozen tables put down their chopsticks and rushed up, fearing that they would be late and miss the queue.

Lin Yuan looked at the completely out-of-control scene and was stunned!

He felt that there was something wrong with the groom before he came.

But after the conversation between the best man and the bridesmaid just now, he gave up this idea.

But at this moment, what did he see!!

Hundreds of guests actually surrounded the groom, just to ask for cigarettes?

Crazy!!

Whose relatives would do this to the groom at a wedding? They would be scolded for their ancestors.

But these people didn't care at all. It seemed that in their eyes, a pack of cigarettes was more important than anything else, even more important than this wedding.

Also, what did the man mean by 80 yuan a day just now?

This question kept echoing in Lin Yuan's mind.

He vaguely felt that this wedding was like a huge conspiracy?