This Intermediary Can Handle It. If You Buy a House, You Will Give It to Your Girlfriend!

Chapter 129 Angry at the Judges.

"Hey! Hey! What's going on?"

Lin Yuan, who was still in a daze, looked confused and watched himself being carried to the stage. Even the photographer was stunned.

However, when he went on stage, the most shocked person was Chen Lin.

She was very embarrassed because the last contestant was late to go on stage.

When she was about to give up, Lin Yuan appeared.

She never expected that Lin Yuan would go on stage. After being shocked, she felt warm in her heart. She thought that Lin Yuan came on stage to help her.

She hurriedly took the microphone and walked over with a smile and asked: "Everyone, please welcome our last contestant today."

Hua La La~~

Applause broke out at the scene.

After the applause, Chen Lin handed the microphone to Lin Yuan: "Handsome guy, can you introduce yourself?"

Lin Yuan looked at the audience, and his heart was like thousands of grass mud horses galloping through.

Although he wanted to turn around, he decided to continue the performance and smiled and replied: "My last name is Zhao!"

Huh?

Chen Lin was stunned for a moment. What the hell? Isn't your last name Lin?

After a short moment of daze, her professionalism made her quickly come back to her senses and continue to ask: "Zhao what!"

"Zhao Ritian!"

Chen Lin: ? ? ?

She was confused by Lin Yuan's brain circuit, a little confused, and her face was quite embarrassed.

She had to bite the bullet and enter the next link: "Can you tell me what program you are going to perform today?"

"Singing!"

"Okay, the next step is the questioning session. You can ask any question related to Chinese listening. If the judges don't answer it, you can get a prize."

Hearing this, Lin Yuan asked with a strange look on his face: "This is not good. After all, they are all foreigners. Isn't it bullying them if I ask questions?"

Who would have thought that after hearing this, the judges in the audience were not happy.

He immediately explained: "Contestant, please feel free to ask. Although we are not Chinese, we have all passed the Level 6 exam. Perhaps we are more proficient in Chinese than you."

Chen Lin also smiled and said: "Yes, these judges are all university professors and are very familiar with Chinese."

"Okay then," Lin Yuan didn't think much about it and said casually: "Question: Master, is this Huolala?"

"Answer: It is Huolala, what are you pulling?"

"Does your Huolala pull Labrador? If Huolala doesn't pull Labrador, I will change to a Huolala Labrador."

"Whether my Huolala pulls Labrador depends on how much Labrador I pull when I pull it."

"My Labrador just finished pulling, and I guess I won't pull it anymore."

"Are you sure you won't pull it?"

"No, will you pull it?"

"If you don't pull it, I will pull it."

"Excuse me, will Huolala pull Labrador in the end?"

Guest: ? ? ?

Live broadcast room: ? ? ?

Chen Lin: ? ? ?

Director: ? ? ? ?

Stunned!

Everyone present was stunned.

Several judges' faces turned the color of pig liver.

What the hell?

What's the matter with pulling a Labrador?

It was just pulling from the beginning to the end.

I didn't understand what it was at all.

How to answer this?

Before, the script was prepared in advance, why don't you act according to the script now?

He threw a trump bomb right at the beginning, and several people looked at me, I looked at you, and looked at each other.

In the end, a woman smiled awkwardly: "This contestant, congratulations on winning a prize. We can't answer this question. Can you ask another one?"

Hearing the judges admit defeat, there was a booing at the scene.

Chen Lin also looked weird and smiled bitterly.

Lin Yuan smiled and nodded: "Of course, then I will continue to ask?"

"Ask, ask." In order to save face, several judges answered in unison.

"Okay, listen carefully~~"

"Ji Ji was lonely, so she gathered chickens. Chickens are thorn chickens. The thorn chickens were hungry, so Ji Ji and Ji Ji helped the chickens. When the chickens were together, they climbed up Ji Ji's Ji. Ji Ji was anxious, so she hurriedly hit the chickens. The chickens were anxious, and Ji Ji was anxious, so she used the Ji Ji to hit the chickens. The Ji Ji hit the Ji Ji quickly, and the Ji Ji was Ji Ji. Ji Ji was anxious, so she used the Ji Ji to hit the chickens. The Ji Ji was very anxious, so she hit the chickens with her clogs. The chickens were dead, and Ji Ji was excited, so she wrote "Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji"."

"This is a homophone text in China. May I ask several judges, what does this article mean?"

At this moment, everyone widened their eyes and stared at Lin Yuan.

For some reason, I always felt that his expression seemed to be smiling, and a little perverted.

Good guy.

Can a human come up with this question?

Do you want to hear what you are saying?

All I hear is that you are too beautiful?

All the netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed so hard.

[Popularity] +1+1+1+1

——【After King Zhou's efforts, Daji finally got pregnant. One day, Daji was walking in the back garden and tripped over a stone, and she miscarried on the spot. King Zhou was very sad and cried loudly: I lost my pregnancy, I lost my pregnancy because of the stone. The ministers also sighed when they heard this: Oh! Sad! Sad! 】

——【Next time the Chinese teacher dares to say that my oral English is not standard, I will let him read this article and see if he dares to say that to me in the future. 】

——【Female: Are you coming? Male: Are you coming. Female: Come on. Male: Come on. Female: Are you coming again? Male: Not yet, are you coming? Female: I'm coming soon. Male: I'm coming. Female: Are you coming again? Male: Not coming. Female: If you're not coming, leave quickly, he's coming soon. Excuse me, what are they doing? 】

——【When Marco Polo traveled around China, he went to Indonesia and Thailand. The scenery of the two countries left a deep impression on him, so he planned to write a travelogue called "Nithailand Beauty". 】

After listening to Lin Yuan's question, the scene was completely boiling.

All the audience couldn't hold back their laughter.

The most embarrassing thing was the judges.

A few minutes ago, they asked Lin Yuan to ask questions one by one, saying how proficient they were in Chinese.

As a result, they couldn't answer any of the two questions.

This made them feel very embarrassed.

One of the black judges was so angry that he deliberately said in order to save the situation: "Is this a tongue twister? Only Chinese can be so tongue twister, unlike English, which is more advanced."

The foreign girl next to him also echoed: "Yes, let me ask you a question, is Chinese difficult?"

"Not difficult!" The next second, the other three answered in unison.

"It only took me three years to learn Chinese, but I've learned English my whole life."

"I don't really understand why Chinese has such poems and essays. It feels too long-winded."

Watching the judges talking and laughing with each other, the audience showed disgust.

Chen Lin awkwardly tried to smooth things over, but found that she didn't know what to say.

Lin Yuan didn't expect these people to be so unfunny. You asked me to ask questions, but now you're talking nonsense here.

I don't care if you speak Chinese, but if you insult Chinese, that's absolutely not okay!

Just as several judges continued to chatter, Lin Yuan interrupted directly: "English is advanced? You are pretending to be advanced with a defective product. Compared with Chinese, English is garbage!"

"English has included 610,000 words from the beginning to now, and it is still constantly creating new words. That's why you have to learn it for a lifetime. It's not that it's difficult, it's garbage."

"And Chinese has a total of about 100,000 Chinese characters, but 1,000 Chinese characters can cover about 92% of written materials. 2,000 Chinese characters cover 98%, and there will be no more and more Chinese characters. The reason why it is simple is that it is more advanced."

As soon as the voice fell.

Instantly, the whole audience applauded.

All the audience applauded Lin Yuan from the bottom of their hearts. After all, they are also Chinese.

In the early years, English became a compulsory course for every student.

Because most people in the world speak English.

However, after these years of changes, some people gradually understood it.

Chinese is more advanced!

And is it really necessary to learn English?

How many people will be able to use it in the future?

Besides, isn't it putting the cart before the horse to learn inferior Chinese instead of advanced Chinese?

The most amazing thing about Chinese is that it hardly needs to create new characters.

Just put two characters together to express another meaning, but English doesn't work that way.

Every time you encounter something new, you have to create a separate word.

It's 610,000 now, and it's very likely to become 1 million or even several million in the future.

Is this language really advanced?

So Lin Yuan's rebuttal left several judges speechless, and they looked extremely ugly when they saw the atmosphere on the scene.

At the back of the director's room, the staff saw this scene and asked worriedly: "Director, what should we do? Should we stop it quickly? If it goes on like this, I'm afraid we can't stop it."

The director stared at the big screen and shook his head gently: "No, keep broadcasting. Didn't you see that the popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded 50,000! And I think what he said is right!"

On the stage, several judges felt like they were in a dilemma.

They regretted it, regretted their just bragging.

But now that it has come to this, how can they swallow the anger of being scolded by Lin Yuan? They gritted their teeth and replied: "You said Chinese is advanced? Then let me ask you, have you seen "Avengers 4"? Iron Man said: love, you, three, thousand. Can Chinese express love you three thousand times?"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan was so angry that he laughed on the spot: "Love you three thousand times? Is this advanced? Translated into Chinese, it means that the joy will never end, and we will never forget each other!"

"It can also be that the mandarin ducks embrace for a thousand years, and the harmony of the zither and the harp will last for a hundred years. Isn't this much more beautiful than loving you three thousand times?"

"To praise someone's beauty, you can say "you, are, beautiful" in English, but in Chinese, you can say "If you want to compare the West Lake to Xi Shi, light makeup or heavy makeup is always suitable."

"You can also say "Hands are as soft as catkins, skin is as white as cream, and lotus comes out of clear water, naturally without any decoration."

"Can it be expressed in English?"

"I won't say more. The poem I mentioned before may seem like a tongue twister to you, but Chinese can use the same pronunciation to write a poem. Is this something that can be done in English? If you have the ability, write a poem for me using J."

Faced with Lin Yuan's rebuttal and questioning, several judges turned pale.

Each of them sat there motionless like quails.

Applause broke out at the scene.

It was really worth coming here today. I saw a different show.

Even the director backstage couldn't help but praise him, "This guy is awesome. He's a professional at arguing with people. I've wanted to give these guys a beating for a long time. He's so arrogant because of his good Chinese."

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