Chapter 100 Military Advisor Gives Advice on the Spot!
The people on Lin Yuan's side were confused when they heard it. They didn't react at all, and they didn't notice the movement from the bridesmaid.
Although they didn't understand the meaning, they felt that it was very profound. The eyes of each of them looking at Lin Yuan were not right.
Especially the other big man who didn't talk much, his eyes lit up, and he asked hurriedly: "Brother, I feel that you are a love expert. I just encountered difficulties in this area recently. I wonder if you can be my military officer and help me with advice?"
"Okay, you say it!" Lin Yuan waved his hand nonchalantly after hearing it.
"Uh" The big man looked a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Report to the military officer, I met a woman and wanted to pursue her, but there was a man entangled with her, and there was some progress. I don't know whether to pursue or abandon her. I hope the military officer can give me an answer!"
Hearing this flowery words, the people present were all stunned.
Good guy, you just want to show off your knowledge, right?
In fact, for the big guy, it was just that he said it in this way so that it would not seem so awkward.
Lin Yuan certainly understood what he meant. After thinking for a few seconds, he smiled and replied: "If I want to pursue this girl, I have four plans!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard the word "four plans".
"The best strategy: You can cater to her interests, be extremely talented, well-educated, and rich enough to rival a country, then this girl will stick to you."
The big guy shook his head: "I don't have it!"
"Then the middle strategy: You can attack her bestie, bribe her roommate, give her a small gift, and advance in three ways. You can attack her daughter, retreat and take her bestie, and then take her roommate!"
However, the big guy still smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This girl's bestie and roommate are too heavy, I really can't handle it."
Lin Yuan smiled faintly, and said the third one slowly: "Then try the worst strategy, stay away from her roommate, leave her bestie, and when she is in a state of despair, you can show your concern for her and take advantage of her opportunity."
"The trick: drug her, and if it works, take her body, this girl Freshmen are disgusted with it!"
"You can fall in love with her in the future and treat her sincerely, and this woman can forget the past grudges."
"If it doesn't work, you will take her body away. You will be happy to get three years of tears in prison. Although you lose your freedom, you can get rid of a worry, which is not a loss!"
When this plan came out, the big man waved his hand and refused: "No, no, this is against the law. Isn't there a fourth plan? What is the fourth plan?"
"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly: "Then the last plan, add it, although it will lose face, but it will not lose a ray of hope. When she is tired of life, you can take over."
The other people were stunned when they listened to the chat between the two. Although they could understand a little, they always felt that this was too exaggerated.
You asked her to help with advice, and you asked her to pick up her bestie and roommate? If it doesn't work, you can give her medicine?
Is this something a normal person can do?
As for the last plan, being a licking dog, it is even worse.
The big guy also shook his head and rejected the proposal on the spot: "No, no, I don't want to be the scapegoat."
At this time, Lin Yuan was also a little irritated by him, and said impatiently: "I still have one last killer plan, it depends on whether you can grasp it!"
"You can attack her boyfriend, solve the man's worries, advance and retreat two men, meet the man and solve it, know the man and go up, add a man on top of a man, rape the man in danger, reluctantly ride the man, lock the man with a strong man, hug the man yourself, surround the man on both sides, and cover the water with a man. It's hard to describe it in one word, then, bend it!"
"At that time, you can attack her daughter, move her with emotion and reason. If it succeeds, three people will become a crowd. If it doesn't work, you can also add a man on top of a man."
"The essence of this plan is to walk the path of others and leave them with no way to go!"
Puff~~
As soon as the voice fell.
The bridesmaids sitting on the chairs not far away burst out laughing.
Lin Yuan and the others looked over there in confusion, and found that they were still playing with their phones with their backs to everyone, so they didn't think much about it.
The big guy was shocked at this time, and his eyes almost popped out when he looked at Lin Yuan.
After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, you are a ruthless person! What have you been through in all these years?"
"Ah~~" Lin Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking about? I'm not that kind of person. I'm just giving you a little advice."
However, the people present all looked at him with strange expressions.
That look was just short of saying directly: I don't believe it!
The netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed at this time.
[Popularity] +1+1+1+1
——[This guy is really a genius. Don't say, if these 5 methods are really used, I don't believe there is still a corner that can't be dug. ]
——[Meiyangyang: Feiyangyang, you are so good to me, next time I will ask you to help push Xiyangyang, he has no strength. 】
——【这家伙是真不要脸啊,看的我好像揍他,不过他貌似说的还是蛮有道理的。我身边会泡妞的,每一个都是社交牛逼证。见到妹子什么话都能说得出口,不像我,在大街上亲别人女朋友的时候还是会很害羞。】
——【我虽然不是情场高手,但是我不支持这样做,至于这样做有什么后果我也不知道,正如我刚刚所说,我不是情场高手。】
At this moment, Qin Fen hurried over from the hall.
Seeing the best man and bridesmaid resting here, he hurriedly called out loudly: "Don't stand here anymore, come on, sit in front!"
Hearing this, Lin Yuan and others nodded.
Several bridesmaids not far away also stood up silently.
When everyone saw the appearance of the bridesmaids, they were all stunned!
The man with glasses really didn't exaggerate. They were indeed very beautiful and had great figures.
In addition, this fairy dress was exposed, and the netizens in the live broadcast room drooled.
Under the leadership of Qin Fen, the best man and bridesmaids gathered together and went to the hall.
As they walked, one of the bridesmaids with a melon seed face suddenly turned to look at Lin Yuan and smiled faintly: "Military Advisor, you are very experienced."
When these words came out, the eyes of several best men widened instantly, and they were all embarrassed.
From the tone, the content of their conversation just now was all heard, it was simply social death!
Only Lin Yuan looked indifferent, and smiled evilly: "What's wrong, beautiful lady? Do you also want the military advisor to help you with your plans?"
The other three bridesmaids couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh when they heard this.
"Okay, I just happen to have a question for you."
"Oh~~" Lin Yuan responded lightly.
Under Qin Fen's arrangement, the best man and bridesmaid sat at a table alone, just after the table of parents.
Sitting in their seats, the other best men were like quails, not daring to move.
On the contrary, the bridesmaids were very cheerful, talking and laughing with each other, and they didn't seem to be afraid of strangers at all.
Looking at their appearance, Lin Yuan wanted to laugh in his heart.
Just now, they were bragging and were very powerful.
But now they are sitting at the same table, and they are scared to death.
Just as he was eating melon seeds, the bridesmaid who had teased him before suddenly looked over and asked with a smile: "Handsome guy, oh no, military advisor, I have a problem too, can you help me with some advice?"
Lin Yuan shrugged and smiled faintly: "Sure, go ahead."
The bridesmaid had thick makeup on her eyes and a pair of false eyelashes. When she looked at Lin Yuan, she seemed to be captivating: "Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Uh, it's okay!"
Puff~~
The man with glasses who was drinking water next to him couldn't help but spit it out.
He opened his mouth and looked at Lin Yuan in shock.
You are too pretentious.
You also call this okay?
However, the bridesmaid was not affected by this answer. Instead, she asked calmly, "Then I want to ask the military advisor, since I look good, why haven't I found a suitable partner to marry yet?"
"Look, my best friend got married today, but I'm still a long way off. Are all high-quality men nowadays not married?"
Hearing this question, Lin Yuan laughed out loud, "The reason is very simple, beautiful lady, I want to ask if you can drive?"
"Drive? I can!" The bridesmaid was confused by this inexplicable question, "What does this have to do with driving?"
"Of course it has something to do with it!" Lin Yuan explained calmly, "Finding a partner for marriage is like maintaining a car."
"Experienced drivers go to roadside shops to maintain their cars, and the fee is only 200. If you want to blow off the carbon deposits, add another 50."
"Of course, you can also choose a more professional 4S shop, where everyone is trained and provides standardized services throughout the process, and the fee is free." It is more expensive, about 1,000, but the experience will be very good. Long modification and adjustment may be more expensive. After all, it is a college student to serve. It may require 3 to 5,000, but the comfort and experience brought by it. Why is it hanging on a tree? "After listening to Lin Yuan's analysis, all the bridesmaids on the opposite side were stunned. Each of them growing up, his eyes were glaring. The best men next to him nodded thought. "That makes sense. I like to go to a roadside shop for maintenance."
"Ah, this... I usually go to a 4S shop. What is a high-end self-employed business? Why can you tear off the film?"
"Maybe it means tearing off the old film and applying a new one."
Lin Yuan looked at the few people pretending to understand and couldn't help but cover his head. It was so embarrassing! !
The girl understood it, but you didn't.
The big guy even reminded her stupidly: "Brother, the beauty asked why many people choose not to get married now, why did you bring up driving?"
"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly and said lightly: "On the one hand, it is too expensive to maintain a car now, and they can't afford it. It costs hundreds of thousands or even millions."
"They can only choose relatively low-priced maintenance methods, and many people choose to do it themselves, mainly to save money."
"As for the other reason, the car maintenance frequency is too high, and the engine is broken!"
Puff~~
The four bridesmaids on the opposite side all burst out laughing instantly.