Chapter 181 Old Man, Don’t Blame Me for Being Ruthless!

Originally, it was the second arena match today.

Wang Mo thought that if Zheng Guoyun could be honest, then he would accompany him normally and not cause any trouble.

But if Zheng Guoyun dares to cause trouble, Wang Mo won't be polite either.

Especially in his heart, he didn't like Zheng Guoyun.

Because Zheng Guoyun is the culprit who has been targeting Wangjia Village by the surrounding villages.

"I wanted to let you go, but you didn't cherish it. It seems that some people will never know why the flowers are so red unless they are taught a lesson."

The expression on Wang Mo's face remained unchanged, but he snorted coldly in his heart.

And at this moment.

In the audience, everyone immediately started talking because of Zheng Guoyun's first couplet.

"Haha, this couplet is interesting."

"Is Teacher Zheng's first couplet talking about Wang Mo?"

"Old Zheng is educating Wang Mo."

"It's great. I use the first couplet to scold Wang Mo for the bad things he did, and the other party has no way to refute. Is this the great thing about Teacher Zheng?"

Only the people in Wangjiacun looked unhappy.

Isn't it normal for a child who was a bit naughty when he was young to steal some fruits and peanuts from the neighbor's vegetable patch?

Who didn't do something like this as a kid?

Even this reveals a lot of childishness.

However, Zheng Guoyun actually wrote it into the couplet to scold Wang Mo.

This is a bit much.

"Old man Zheng Guoyun."

"I knew this old man wouldn't give up today."

"What should I do? How should I respond to this couplet?"

"Yes, whether you respond with 'should' or 'should not', the other party will take advantage of you."

When people in Wangjiacun feel depressed and anxious.

I saw that the think tank person had handed the note to Wang Mo.

moment.

All eyes are on you.

Everyone wants to know what kind of second line the think tank in Wangjiacun came up with.

Even Zheng Guoyun looked on with arrogance. He even thought about what kind of second line Wangjiacun would use. As long as the opponent's second line was guessed by him, he would attack a second time.

On stage.

Wang Mo glanced at the note, then an inexplicable smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and then he said loudly: "The second line given by our Wangjiacun is: Wandering around, not reading the books of ancient and modern sages, there is no shame. shame?"

First couplet: The neighbors in the south courtyard and the north are stealing their green dates. Is this right?

Second line: Wandering around and fooling around without reading the books of ancient and modern sages, are you ashamed or not?

Didn't you say I stole something?

Then you old guy, as a scholar, you hang out all day and don't go home to study. How shameless are you?

The words just fell.

The audience was in an uproar.

"Fuck."

"This is the second line."

"Absolutely awesome."

Zheng Guoyun's originally proud face instantly turned livid. He was so angry that the hand holding the fan was trembling: "You... you... Zhuzi! How dare you scold me!"

Zheng Guoyun had never suffered such humiliation in his life.

Immediately, his breathing became erratic, and he blew his beard and stared.

Wang Mo smiled and said: "Mr. Zheng, please be patient. First of all, I am not scolding you, I am just a microphone. Secondly, this is just a second line, it is for the first line. What do you do? It will be automatically substituted.”

"you!"

Zheng Guoyun was almost out of breath. He patted his chest a few times to calm his breathing, and then said angrily: "Okay! Very good, I wanted to save some face for you. In this case, there is no need." Fifth couplet: one two three four five six seven!"

Others were baffled when they heard Zheng Guoyun's words.

What's the meaning?

You lost face and posted a couplet like this?

one two three four five six seven?

What's the meaning?

Only Wang Mo's pupils shrank when he heard this couplet.

Because he knew that Zheng Guoyun really didn't give him face!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, but there is no eight, which means "forget eight", and "forget eight" is a homonym for tortoise.

So in this first couplet, Chun Chun just calls him a bastard.

He sneered, and after getting the note, he said: "That's good, Mr. Zheng. The second line is: Filial piety, loyalty, trust, courtesy, justice and integrity."

After finishing the second line, Zheng Guoyun had no reaction.

Wang Mo took a look and knew that the other party had not matched the second line.

At this moment, when he heard the second couplet mentioned by Wang Mo, Zheng Guoyun sneered: "The second couplet is inexplicable. Anyway, you Wangjia Village must not know the meaning of the first couplet. I am too lazy to explain, so let's leave it at that."

Wang Mo sneered: "Mr. Zheng, do you think my second line of couplet is really inexplicable?"

Zheng Guoyun snorted: "Isn't it? Because my first couplet has a profound meaning."

Wang Mo: "My second couplet also has a profound meaning."

Zheng Guoyun: "What is the meaning of your second line?"

Wang Mo: "First tell me what the first couplet means, and then I'll explain it to you."

Zheng Guoyun: "Originally I wanted to save some face for you, but now it seems that there is no need. My first couplet is 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven', but there is no eight, which means 'forget eight'."

After saying this, many people in the audience finally came to their senses.

"Ouch, Wangba? Isn't he just a bastard?"

"This is secretly calling Wang Mo a little bastard."

"If Teacher Zheng hadn't explained it, how would I have known?"

"Sure enough, a writer's pen is a murderer's knife. I don't even know it even after being scolded."

"Looking at it now, the second couplet in Wangjiacun is indeed meaningless."

"I just said, Teacher Zheng is so good, how can Wangjiacun compare to him?"

"..."

In the midst of everyone's discussion.

Wang Mo also smiled and said: "My second couplet is also missing a word, didn't Mr. Zheng see it?"

Zheng Guoyun frowned: "Say!"

Wang Mo said: "Thankfully you are still a teacher, filial, loyal, trustworthy, courteous, upright and honest... you don't even know how to be shameless. My second line is obviously 'shameless'."

If Zheng Guoyun's first couplet is "forgetting the eight", we have to think of the "forgetting the eight".

After Wang Mo explained it, everyone immediately saw that the second line was "shameless".

Especially the second line, which corresponds to Zheng Guoyun's identity as a teacher, insinuating that Zheng Guoyun learned "filial piety, loyalty, trust, etiquette, justice and integrity", but he did not know shame.

Immediately, everyone was shocked.

This second line is truly unique.

It is simply scolding people to death without mercy!

moment.

Everyone looked at Zheng Guoyun on the stage.

Sure enough, Zheng Guoyun's face was pale at this moment, and his hands were shaking with anger.

When Wang Mo said that he was not ashamed, he almost exploded with anger. How could his young mind bear being scolded shamelessly in front of his face?

Fortunately, someone saw that Zheng Guoyun's expression was not right, rushed to the stage, patted Zheng Guoyun on the back, and handed him a glass of hot water.

Zheng Guoyun took a few sips of hot water before he could breathe again.

But his face was still pale.

He pointed at Wang Mo, his voice trembling: "Okay! Very good! You Wangjiacun dare to humiliate me like this. Even if I risk my life, I still want you to look good."

Wang Mo originally had a smile on his face.

Hearing Zheng Guoyun's words, his face darkened.

This old man is indeed stubborn.

It was obviously the other party who started the incident, but after failing to fight, they were blamed on Wangjiacun.

How unreasonable!

Originally, Wang Mo thought that the other party was old and frail, so he let him go.

During the Chinese New Year, it would be unlucky if the other person becomes angry and gets sick.

But now it seems that this old guy will not shed tears until he sees the coffin.

Otherwise, if he doesn't "beat him to death" today, after he leaves, the old guy might do something to disgust Wangjiacun.

Wang Mo was calculating silently in his heart.

After a while.

He looked at Zheng Guoyun coldly: "Mr. Zheng, the five questions you asked have ended. Now, it is our turn in Wangjiacun to ask the questions!"

Zheng Guoyun said angrily: "I'm waiting!"

At the same time, I decided in my heart.

After Wangjiacun comes up with the first line, he must teach the other party a lesson in the second line.

Let the other person know the consequences of making him angry.

However, he did not expect that Wang Mo said something else: "Mr. Zheng, our think tank in Wangjiacun said that as long as you make a neat second couplet in the next five couplets, you will win. But if five If you can’t match any of the couplets, just kowtow to us and say New Year greetings, then go back to your village!”

boom!

These words seemed to ignite a dynamite storehouse.

Everyone's ears were ringing from the blast.

Without him!

Wang Mo's words were really too arrogant.

There are five couplets. As long as the United Village makes one couplet, their Wangjia Village will admit defeat?

"Too arrogant!"

"Teacher Zheng, fuck him!"

"I'm so angry. Is Wangjiacun so arrogant?"

"Made, these words don't take our United Village seriously at all."

"No matter how bad our joint village is composed of more than thirty villages, it won't be able to match even one of the five couplets, right?"

"Made, let me make you crazy now, don't cry later."

Even the people in Wangjia Village were shocked by Wang Mo's words.

I'll be a good boy, please don't get involved with us if you talk nonsense, okay?

But on the surface, they still have to support their own people.

"Okay! Well said!"

“It’s about this kind of momentum.”

"Too domineering."

"I vow to advance and retreat together with Wangjiacun!"

In the ring, Zheng Guoyun also laughed angrily when he heard Wang Mo's words: "I have never seen such an arrogant person."

Wang Mo: "You saw it today."

Zheng Guoyun: "Very good, then let me see what kind of arrogance your Wangjiacun has."

He boasts that he has studied couplets for many years.

Although the level is not up to the top.

But Zheng Guoyun was sure: no one in the whole of China could produce five couplets in a row, and he couldn't match any of them.

So in his eyes, Wang Mo's words were extremely arrogant.

Zheng Guoyun said in a cold voice: "Come, let me listen to your first couplet."

Wang Mo glanced at the white paper as usual, and said in a clear voice: "Listen carefully, the first couplet is: One village, two li, three masters, I don't know the four books, five classics and six arts. How dare you teach seven, eight, nine, nine people? It's very bold."

After finishing reading, there was a moment of dead silence.

Especially Zheng Guoyun's face, which was originally pale, now turned green and red.

This couplet actually says ten numbers from one to ten, which is extremely subtle.

For this reason alone, it can be included in the ranks of classic couplets.

But that's not the point.

The key is: everyone has heard that this couplet is a satire on Zheng Guoyun, an old master who only seeks fame and reputation, has a false reputation, and has no moral integrity...

If Wang Mo was talking about the previous couplet, he was just being sarcastic.

This first couplet is a blatant insult!

It's no different than pointing at Zheng Guoyun's face and scolding the other party for being an old man.

With Zheng Guoyun's aloofness, how could he bear it?

The blood pressure instantly soared to over 180.

He was breathing heavily and didn't say a word for a while.

First, they are angry.

Second, he racked his brains and found that he couldn't figure out the second line.

Time passed by minute by minute.

soon.

Three minutes passed, and Zheng Guoyun still did not give an answer.

Wang Mo looked at him coldly and said without mercy: "Mr. Zheng, the time has come."

Zheng Guoyun was breathing like a blower and just stared at Wang Mo.

After a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I can't answer this first couplet."

Ah!

Wang Mo said: "Then, do you want to know the second line?"

Zheng Guoyun squeezed out two words through his teeth: "Say!"

Wang Mo snapped his fingers and said in a loud voice: "The second line is: Nine out of ten poor families scrape together eight taels, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, and yet they are half-hearted and obscene."

The first couplet incorporates ten numbers from one to ten.

As for the second couplet, ten to one is inserted into the couplet in reverse order, which is so wonderful that it makes people marvel.

But the meaning contained in this couplet is really too harsh.

The words just fell.

Zheng Guoyun, who had been staring at him, suddenly felt a tightness in his chest, raised his head and fell backward.

Suddenly, the scene was in chaos.

"Teacher Zheng fainted!"

"Quick, call an ambulance."

"First come up with a few people and pinch them."

"Do you want artificial respiration?"

"Oh my god, how could this happen?"

"How to do how to do?"

At this moment.

I only heard a girl running from a distance, it was Luo Min.

She held a box high in her hand and shouted loudly: "Don't be afraid, I have quick-acting heart-saving pills here!"