Chapter 2797: Things About Husband and Wife

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In the end, the matter in the Demon King's Palace was settled. Even if I were to kill myself, I would not sit here and hold a meeting with the Demon King. No one could stand the bad taste of old Farah.

But as Linya said, demolishing this thing now may dampen the enthusiasm of the bricklayers. If their enthusiasm cools down, they will not be able to work effectively. If the work is not effective, the renovation of Holy See Hill will be difficult. It has to be delayed, which is really serious when you think about it.

I always feel like a child who was perfunctorily stuffed with an expired milk candy. Is it an illusion?

Humph, you can't underestimate me. This druid has no ability to build ships, but his ability to dismantle ships is top-notch. It is a simple matter to destroy this Demon King's Palace and make old Farah's bad taste disappear forever. For example, tell Crystal that I hid a lot of delicious food in the Demon King's Palace and embedded it in the pillars and walls. It is estimated that in less than ten minutes, I will see the crumbling and shabby Demon King's Palace covered with tooth marks. .

Forget it, let’s let Old Man Farah be proud for a while.

After I came back, I obediently stayed in the Holy See Mountain to accompany Linya. She, a girl, traveled countless miles from home to a ghostly place like the Hell World to help me manage the Holy See Mountain. No matter how big my heart is, facing strange and harsh things The environment will also be extremely uncomfortable. Perhaps because of this, I want to devote myself to work as much as possible and forget the loneliness and fear of being in hell.

As a husband, after I brought her here, I soon threw her out to practice. It's no longer necessary, and now it's even more important to stay with her and let her get used to it. However, environmental factors are always important, and I want to wait until the internal renovation of the Holy See Hill is completed. She should be able to feel completely at ease when the environment is simulated like a camp.

In order to cope with the next attack on Hell Mountain, almost all the Demon King's army came out in full force, making preparations for the final sprint. The Holy See Mountain seemed a little deserted, Sister Sharna, my king, and the little fox. Tamoya, and even the little ghost who has almost never left my side in these years are no longer there. I am not used to it. Even the angel princess Aiwa, who is shaking m, is going out with a team of angels. In the Holy See Mountain, except Apart from those workers, the only ones we often see are a few patrol teams of angels and sea people.

Oh, Elijah is still here. Sleeping seems to be more important to Elijah at this stage than going out to experience. Mermaids are really magical creatures.

Apart from that, there are the crystal and dragon girl Reina who came back with me, and her friends. The white dragon girl named Aika Lai and the other three dragon girls seemed to have gone out to cause trouble. I hope they don't get into trouble. I went out for a walk with Crystal Lena and the others. I know how powerful the dragon's ability is to cause trouble. Now, there is also Xiao Heitan, who is practicing hard under the guidance of Sa Qili.

These people, except Xiao Heitan and Eliya, visit him every day. The rest are things that don’t need to be paid special attention to, so Linya and I rarely live a normal life as a couple. Well, this statement always feels like I owe her a lot. Although they are in a relationship of husband and wife, it is rare for the two of them to be alone. Thinking about it, it seems that it is not so unexpected that I, the evil harem man, will be burned to death on the cross one day.

Such days did not last long, and everyone came back one after another.

The first is Aiwa'er's angel team. They went out for a while and came back. It seemed that in addition to training, they were also doing detective work. When the sexy angel princess went out, it seemed that some kind of energy that could not be described in words was used up. From time to time, he glanced at me with a resentful look, as if he wanted to write his thoughts in his eyes.

——Quickly transform into the Holy Moon Wise Wolf and let me replenish my energy.

I said, did you open the m-shaking energy tank after meeting the Holy Moon Sage Wolf? !

However, thinking about how Aiwaer has done her best to help me over the years, and helped me a lot with the twin princesses and the Holy See Mountain, I can only reluctantly transform and ravage her. The specific process It’s not appropriate for children to describe it inconveniently. Well... I feel like I’ve been going too far lately. Is there something wrong? I have to say that Saint Yue Xianlang still has the potential to be a queen, and many skills can be learned by herself without a teacher.

Hey, wait, have I accepted some kind of strange setting?

Then came the combination of my king and the little maid Carole. They just went out to warm up. The difficulty of Hell Mountain could no longer meet their current strength. The same was true of the combination of Sister Sharna and the old drunkard, but the two of them If he didn't come back so early, he must have sneaked out of the Holy See Mountain area. He obviously asked them so sincerely at that time.

Oh, forget it, I really can't do anything about Sister Sharna and the old drunkard. One of them can't bear it, and the other one can't be controlled.

Seeing Carol Jie, I thought of the pornographic maid again. At that time, she told me and Xiao Heitan to come first and she would follow soon. Unexpectedly, almost a month has passed and she still hasn't come. It seems Yalandlan gave her a big burden, and I can almost imagine this stupid maid working with a sad face.

Then Ben Zina appeared from the Dark Continent. After not seeing her for a while, she seemed to feel a lot relieved. However, this feeling cannot be described in words. I have to make one or two points from it. What can be said is that she probably feels that her strength has improved a lot.

"What did you do back home?" I was curious.

"Well, I successfully achieved the achievement of Hundred Monkey Killing." Ben Zina was talking nonsense.

"What the hell is the Hundred Monkey Killing achievement?"

"Put some idiot monkey's mask on a hundred monkeys' heads and kill them."

"Are you abusing animals! Besides, why do you put a monkey mask on a monkey's head? Isn't it unnecessary to take off your pants and fart?" I pretended not to understand. Of course, I couldn't understand, otherwise wouldn't I admit it? Are you that stupid monkey?

"I did it because it felt much more comfortable when I cut it."

I:"……"

How much hatred does this guy have for me, and how much does she want to use her poisonous tongue to brutally attack me.

"If you don't tell the truth, this operation will be your fault."

"If you accept this threat, you will definitely be pushed to the limit next time, for example, 'If you don't let me lick your toes, this action will be your fault'."

"Who wants to lick your toes, bastard, there is no such thing!" I slammed the coffee table angrily and felt guilty at the same time. It was not aimed at Ben Zina. But Ai Wa'er, who just did this kind of thing, cough cough cough!

"Aren't you satisfied with licking your toes anymore? It's hard to imagine what terrible things you, the perverted monkey, have done to Tia, who always tolerates your perverted behavior."

"Only things that couples do normally!"

"What are husband and wife doing normally?" Another voice suddenly appeared from behind. It startled me and I turned around. But Knight Mipa and Juliet came back and happened to appear behind them.

"It's...nothing, welcome back." I quickly changed the subject, but this time the confused knight with the memory of the goldfish didn't seem to be able to help.

"Julie wants to know what couples do normally." Juliet clenched her little fists and had the girl's dream of being a qualified wife, and turned on the overclocking mode. His eyes were bright and he even took out his notebook.

"This..." I kept winking at Knight Mipa, "Hey, hurry up and stop your good friend from going berserk."

"Juliet, you seem to have ignored more important things." As if receiving my prompt, Knight Mipa seemed to start to stand up and smooth things over.

"Before this sentence, weren't there more exciting topics? For example, licking toes or something like that."

I actually believe you, the Mipa Knight, who is only worried about the world being in chaos. I have been living with you for eight lifetimes, Leona! ! !

"Have you even...did you even hear such words?" I took a few steps back in a panic, turned around and glared at Ben Zina fiercely. This guy must have done it on purpose to make me yell out of control. It was heard that this was all Kong Ming’s plan!

"I'm sorry, Your Highness spoke so loudly and vigorously. It's a bit difficult to pretend that you didn't hear me." Putting on his iconic smile of a charming mature wife, Knight Mipa winked at me very innocently.

"In short, this is a misunderstanding, everything is this guy's conspiracy."

"Well, I can probably imagine it, and I won't have any weird ideas."

Oh oh, that's great of you to understand.

"But Juliet... I can't help it. Your Highness must explain it to her carefully and not let her accept this strange knowledge. It would be terrible if she learns the same thing."

"Weren't you the one who deliberately reminded her of these strange knowledge just now?!"

"Anyway, a misunderstanding has already occurred. It doesn't matter if there is one more. Think about it the other way around. If Your Highness can explain clearly together, Juliet will be on guard when she hears these topics in the future, won't she not believe it easily again? This is also for Hello Juliet."

"No, no, no, there is no need to worry about this kind of thing. I think generally speaking, it is impossible to hear topics like [toe licking]." "Toe licking... what on earth is it? Could it be that what His Highness just said What...are things that couples do normally?"

Before Knight Mipa had time to answer, Juliet took a step forward, held my hand, and stared at me with starry eyes, as if she had discovered a new world.

Oops... Oops, even I made a mistake!

"Haven't I heard this three times in a row?" Knight Mipa couldn't help but burst into laughter.

It's not all your fault!

"This is the first time I've seen such an idiot in all my years." Ben Zina was also holding her forehead and couldn't bear to witness it.

Bastard, stop slandering people, I'm not some idiot who comes out every 30,000 years! The most is a hundred years, no more!

I feel so tired. Should I solve Juliet's problem first or continue to inquire about Benzina? Forget it, ignore this Benzina. Come on, dear Juliet, come with me and stay away from these two weird sisters. , I’m here to teach you how to lick your toes... Oh no, I’m here to tell you that licking your toes is a perverted behavior and good children must not learn it.

Just as he was about to drag Yuliye away, Ben Zina over there had already begun to take the initiative to reveal the news.

"I'm going back this time to undergo a final inspection."

"Check?" I stopped and turned around in confusion.

"You are sick?"

"Only stupid monkeys are sick." Benzina glared at me and continued.

"If you're not sick, why bother getting checked out? Adventurers generally don't need these, not to mention your doll's body is a hundred times stronger."

"Of course it's not a physical problem. After all, you monkey have completely forgotten about it."

"Forgot something?"

"Although this body was specially built for me, and the fit must be 100%, after all, it was just integrated a few years ago. The complete integration of body and soul takes a while, a process. Before that, I can't show my true strength. Have you forgotten all these important things?" Ben Zina looked very angry.

"No...no, I haven't forgotten. I'll remember it all." I laughed a few times, but I was muttering in my heart. You, a puppet princess, always complain about me and you still expect me to remember everything about you. Too domineering.

Her beautiful chestnut eyes glanced at me fiercely, obviously seeing through my lies: "I originally wanted to rush over to help, but since the monkey doesn't care about his companions at all, there is no need for me to help anymore, so I'm going back."

Alas, companion? When did we have this setting? Didn’t we agree to be a lifelong rival?

I can't just let Benzina go like this. Not to mention her fighting ability is worth looking forward to. If I let her go back like this, Tia will definitely be angry with me in the future, blaming me for not taking good care of her good friend.

"Wait, don't be angry, how about we keep things official?" I quickly stepped forward and grabbed Ben Zina to prevent her from leaving.

"Business matters?"

"Huh, that's it." I pushed the bridge of my nose deeply, and the abacus clicked.

"How much does it cost to hire you?"

"Hire me? Funny, you stingy monkey would say such a thing." Ben Zina seemed interested.

"Don't say that. Although I am stingy, I am not harsh."

"Well, you should know how much this body of mine cost, right?"

"This..." I started to sweat. This body was the direct murderer of the Horadric clan's bankruptcy 30,000 years ago. It is equivalent to... let me calculate, the price of at least ten artifacts.

"Talking about money hurts feelings." I put aside my calculations and smiled enthusiastically.

"Don't worry, non-existent feelings can't be hurt."

I was choked and coughed repeatedly, and suddenly an idea flashed in my mind.

"By the way, how about I give you something better than money?"

"oh?"

"Come with me." Without further explanation, I mysteriously led Ben Zina and the group of elf knights who followed me out of curiosity to the newly built Demon King's Palace.

"Have you seen that dark throne? Don't you think it suits your noble and cool temperament? Sit there, tsk tsk, and the great ancient Princess Horadric immediately becomes a queen."

Standing in the center of the hall, I pointed to the Demon King's chair at the top with high spirits, and encouraged Ben Zina with a flattering look on my face, just a few words.

Taijun, please take a seat.

. . . (To be continued.)