Chapter 2808: The Devil Is as High as One Foot, and the Tao Is as High as One Foot

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"Linya, I seem to have had a very strange dream..." After waking up, a certain druid fell into a crossroads in life and became a little confused about the meaning of his existence and values.

"Brother Wu is just... too busy. He must be too tired." Seeing her husband like this, Lin Ya started to like Lin Ya who was teasing him. She couldn't bear it. Instead of teasing her, she comforted him.

"That's right. By the way, where is Beansa?"

I clap my hands and don't think about things I don't understand. This is one of my few advantages. You can say that I am optimistic, but I will never admit that this is a sign of a fool!

"Beansa seems to have left. It seems, probably." Linya tilted her head and responded uncertainly.

Brother Wu, this little junior sister, is so mysterious that she is so mysterious that she is about to become one of the seven incredible events in the Holy See Mountain, a mysterious and unidentifiable girl.

For most of the Demon King's army, they may have heard of Beansa's existence somewhere, but they have never seen it with their own eyes. Even people like Linya can only occasionally see Beansa's back disappearing quickly. In front of her, her husband can find Beansa, or be approached by Beansa.

The girls Brother Wu has known over the years seem to be getting weirder and weirder. No matter from any aspect, Biansha's character does not seem to be much better than Alice's. As a manager, he is very cautious and does not dare to relax at all. .

"That's it..." I understand Linya's mood very well. For ordinary people, wanting to see Beansa in the Holy See Mountain is no less difficult than seeing the dragon in the Dark Continent. Given that Beansa is stronger than me, if you want to It's all too easy to avoid other people's gaze.

However, I think she left. It's very likely that she went back to the Dark Continent to find her sister. After all, after harvesting so many mushrooms, it's time to share a mushroom feast with her sister, right?

Speaking of the mushroom feast, my head suddenly hurts. It seems that some forbidden and forgotten side hall fragments are about to pop out. No, I can't think about it anymore.

"How long have I been asleep? How's the plan going?"

"Only for a short while, about half a day has passed since Brother Wu came back with Beansa. Everything is going well according to the plan, but without the appearance of the Saint under the Moon, the Demon King's army is a little lonely."

Blinking her watery and cunning beautiful eyes, Linya Xiaonizi started teasing me again.

"Hmph, it's useless to use the same move against the Saint a second time. I'm immune to this attack now."

"Yeah?"

"certainly."

"..."

"..."

"Do you have anything to say?" There was a sudden silence. Linya's long eyelashes, like neat curtains, kept opening and closing. She seemed to be saying something on behalf of her master. I couldn't bear it. asked.

"No. It's nothing. It's still early. Brother Wu, why don't you rest for a while."

"No, I feel like you are hiding something from me."

"It's really nothing. There are some attacks that even Saint Seiya can't easily withstand, although I don't quite understand what kind of powerful existence Saint Seiya is."

"Wouldn't it make me mind even more when you say that?"

"Ah, I remembered that there is still something to do. If Brother Wu really wants to know, you can ask Alice." After thinking of important things, Linya left me in a hurry and left.

Ask the little ghost? Could it be that the little saint did something outrageous?

I scratched my head in confusion and just wanted to go out. The door was kicked open violently with a loud bang. Yes, it was violently kicked open.

Who on earth dares to be so rude to this demon king? Do you think you are a max-level hero who has defeated five of the Four Heavenly Kings?

I was about to issue a righteous (?) scolding, but when I looked up, I saw the little fox with red eyes in a state of rage. As a demon king, my sense of justice froze and turned into flattery.

"Little fox, what's going on? Who made you so angry?" Don't be me, don't be me, don't be me!

"Where is that luminous body? Tell me, it's hidden in the necklace, right?!"

This runaway little fox grabbed me by the collar without any politeness and shook me around. Well, this is now, but five hundred years ago, when this demon king was still at his peak strength, he slapped me I can take this arrogant and brave person like you... and put him on the bed and have sex.

In fact, it can be done now, but you have to match the timing, ahem.

It turned out that it was the little ghost who provoked her. After hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief and shook my head quickly.

"I don't know. I just woke up. By the way, I'll let you take a look and you'll know."

Saying that, without waiting for the little fox to find a scapegoat to vent his anger, I quickly took off the necklace and spun the Trojan Horse 300 times per second for a while, but there was no movement in the necklace.

"Look, it seems like he's not here." I dangled the necklace in front of the little fox with an innocent look on my face.

"Tsk, tsk, I guess she's not that stupid. Damn it, don't expect me to let you go this time!" I grabbed the necklace and glared at it for a few times. I was frightened, fearing that she would take it out on the necklace, but fortunately, although she I ran rampant but did not lose my mind. In the end, I returned the poor necklace to me, and then pursued the little ghost everywhere with the same menacing pace as a mountain giant.

for a long time……

"Little ghost, the little fox seems to have left. You can come out." I said to the necklace in a low voice.

I saw a flash of white light, and the little ghost like a miserable thirsty puppy fell with the white light, lying on the bed, sticking out its tongue, and gasping for air.

"Why did you offend her and get so angry?" I was very curious.

"It's not all because of idiot Xiaofan." The little ghost weakly shook his fist at me.

"I, what's wrong with me?"

"No, it's nothing..." The little ghost, who knew he had made a mistake, quickly changed the subject. If the idiot Xiao Fan knew that he did those things with the sexy fox, he might join forces with the sexy fox to deal with him.

"I asked Xiaofan to shake it gently, but you worked really hard!"

"You're kindhearted but not rewarded. How could you deceive that little fox without working hard? It's not like you don't know how cunning she is, and she can spot even the slightest flaw." I complained quickly. It turns out that just now, the little ghost had sent a message through my mind to tell me to do this, and to join forces to stage a show to fool the little fox away.

Based on my relationship with the little ghost over the years, I wonder if she is in the necklace. I could tell as soon as I raised my eyelids, why would it be so if it wasn't to coax the little fox away.

"I can't help it. That naughty fox is too cunning. Please forgive Xiaofan this time." The little ghost floated up and down, looking pitiful as if he was carsick, seasick, and airsick.

Yes Yes Yes. It is truly an honor for me as a little guardian knight to be forgiven by Lady Alice.

While complaining in my heart, I couldn't help but stepped forward to support the little ghost.

"Oh~oh~that's it." At this moment, an eerie voice came from above our heads. The little ghost and I raised our heads stiffly, and saw the little fox clinging to the ceiling like a ninja. He looked condescendingly at our pair of [cowardly couple] with emotionless eyes.

"Xiaofan, protect me, protect me!" The little ghost reacted very quickly, screamed and ran away holding his head. Unexpectedly, I ran faster than her. This little saint was so angry that she wanted to bite me three times.

"My mother has taught me since I was a child that one person should do things for the other, and face mistakes bravely." I explained plausibly.

Without waiting for the little ghost to reply, I ran in the opposite direction to her. Only an idiot would run with this idiot ghost and then be caught by the little fox for a double kill. Although I don’t know what the little ghost did, but it can provoke For the little fox to be so angry, it must be a very excessive thing. I think it shouldn't matter if I give her a sentence of "self-inflicted pain".

However, I just helped the little ghost hide. In the eyes of this vengeful little fox, there must be a cover-up crime. After she finishes punishing the little ghost, I will be the one to suffer next. I'd better be smart. Continue to go out on patrol and be my messenger of justice, even if you are recognized as a saint under the moon, I don't want to bear the anger of the little fox.

After finding Linya and saying hello to her, I continued to go out on patrol. As the sweep operation gradually entered the middle and late stages, everyone accumulated a lot of experience. The dangers I encountered became less and less. In the next three days, I only took action twice. Seeing that the end was coming, I returned to the Holy See Hill.

"The plan is going very smoothly. After our investigation, the number of target monsters in the three areas has been reduced by about one-tenth. Especially the number of monsters around the Demon King Lord has been reduced by about one-third on average."

As the older generation who had sneaked into the hell world, the four Hodlings did not participate in the sweep plan, but used their rich experience and knowledge to conduct intelligence investigation work.

"It's time to stop. If this continues, the Demon Lord should be alert."

"Understood, then let's send out a notice and ask all the raiding teams to come back within tomorrow, and then the second step plan must be deployed as soon as possible."

"Yes, if you don't hurry up, the first step will be a wild card. The number of these hell monsters will increase very quickly."

"Then, I'll leave you with the notification work." After determining the next step of the work, Linya ordered to the gathered heads of the various races.

Throughout the brief meeting, I remained expressionless and silent. In fact, I kept arguing with the little ghost in the necklace. She blamed me for leaving her alone, only to be badly repaired by the little fox.

If people want to die, they will die, and ghosts are no exception. I really want to tell the little ghost this truth, but unfortunately, given the fateful relationship between her and the little fox, it probably won’t work. Next time we meet, the two of them will still be together. Those who leave room to continue to cheat each other.

"Aunt Qili, you should take more care of my little Heitan. Staying in the Holy See Mountain all the time is not an option to deal with one or two fallen demons." Halfway through, we met Sa Qili and others who were with us, so we greeted .

"Don't worry, little brother, I'm more concerned about Lilith than you are. I already have some ideas. I'll start trying them after this plan is over." Sa Qili responded with a smile. For some reason, she started fuming whenever she saw me these past two days. I am laughing like this overtly and covertly. Is it because my hair is not arranged properly and my hair is stuck up? Or did you say you were asleep and wore your clothes outside?

But it didn't, so why was she smiling?

"Sa Qili must have fallen in love with you." Tulakov came up mysteriously and guessed in a low voice that everyone could hear.

"That's right, that's right. Don't they say that when a woman sees her sweetheart, she can't help but blush, her heart beats, and she smiles with joy and happiness from the bottom of her heart?" Shahik also began to analyze it seriously, saying that it was reasonable and well-founded. convince.

"Report to the captain, Aunt Qili is not blushing and her heart is beating." Seeing the two of them starting to commit suicide, I didn't mind cooperating.

"Oh oh oh, look, isn't his face gradually starting to turn red? Newcomer, you are too impatient. You must know that our witch is a slow-burning type." Tulakov grinned and showed a bright smile I have good teeth, and then gave me a thumbs up and a bright smile.

This was the last smile he left me. Since then, I have never seen Tulakov again. When I asked him about it, it seemed... No, he was fifty or sixty years old. Shashik, his face was always filled with sadness, accompanied by a frightened expression, waving his hands and feet in panic, shouting don't come here, don't come here, be careful of aging! !

After getting rid of Tulakov and Shashik, Sa Qili clapped her hands with a refreshing look, turned around and showed a bright and moving smile again. This time it was much more normal.

"Okay, don't worry about these two guys, let's go see Lilith together."

Facing Sa Qili's invitation, I nodded. I said that I had left Xiao Heitan behind when I went out to avoid the wind for the past two days. I don't know if Lilith is angry with me. I need to coax her a little better tonight.

After walking a few steps, she met the little fox head-on. After a few days, her anger had long since dissipated, but she still looked arrogant when she saw me. She snorted softly and swung her tail quickly.

"Where to go?"

"Go see Xiao Heitan." I answered honestly.

"I am coming too."

"oh."

So the team became a three-person team. On the way, they met my king, Kaluge, Tamoya, Benzina, Crystal, Dragon Reina and others. After hearing our plan, everyone was idle and started to express their opinions. It means joining in the fun.

As a result, Xiao Heitan, who was afraid of strangers, was frightened by this formation. She was undergoing training when she faced the captured Sinking Demon. She was so stunned that she was almost hit by several small knives. Fortunately, Bendru Yi Yijian came to the west, easily eliminated the Sinking Demon, and saved his precious daughter. Well, please give me ten points for this pretense... (To be continued.)