Chapter 2811 All in All, Let’s Bring This Wild Red and White Back.
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No, I can’t let this guy take the lead anymore. It feels like this mysterious miko princess is just trying to change the subject and make me feel confused so as to achieve some kind of unreliable purpose. ,
"Seriously, why are you here?"
"What about Wu?"
"Me? I saw the murals last time I came here, and I plan to take a look again this time. I didn't expect that there is such a thing in the hell world. Is it true that there are signs of civilization in a chaotic place like the hell world?"
As I spoke casually, I glanced at the red and white princess' expression from the corner of my eye, and found that she had an indifferent expression, as if it would never attract her interest as long as it was not related to money or paper.
Tsk, this movie king Hongbai.
"Then I saw you scribbling here and asked, are you the one who made these murals?"
"I was discovered by Wu, wow, wow, wow, then there is no other way but to use special means."
"Whoa whoa whoa, you ghost, put the money box away first and then talk properly." Without hesitation, I flicked my finger magic and landed on the forehead of the red and white princess. She covered her forehead and muttered dissatisfied. With.
"Wu, it's getting stricter and stricter. It's not good for you to be too serious."
"No, I think it's not good to be like you. It's better to say that half of my life is ruined." I stopped complaining.
No, I almost let her take the lead again, so I quickly changed the topic back on track.
"Okay. It seems that the murderer is indeed not you, and that's true. The traces of those murals are very old at first glance, so how could it be possible that you painted them."
Upon closer inspection, there seemed to be no trace of the place where the red and white princess had just carved with a piece of stone. This also confirmed my suspicion.
"Can't the possibility of living for a hundred thousand years exist?" A sharp look flashed from the corner of the red and white princess's eyes, as if to say, even I can do such a small thing!
"No." I made a fork with my arms without hesitation and gave her a bad review. Do you think you are a golden dragon? Still alive for 100,000 years.
Now that it is confirmed that these murals were not left by the Red and White Princess, let’s move on to the next question.
"Do you know what these murals mean? I really want to see what kind of virtue the person who painted them looks like. Children's graffiti is more beautiful than this. Do you want to deliberately make it more difficult to figure out?"
"..."
"Why don't you speak?"
"No. It's nothing. It's a pity that I don't know. I can't tell Wu the answer."
"Why don't I feel a hint of pity from your tone?"
"It must be an illusion."
"Okay, okay." I sighed deeply. It seemed that it was impossible to extract useful information from the mouth of the witch princess. I was still trying to figure out what to do. This guy was more mysterious than Beansha. Even worse.
"Wu, how did you find this place? This is not a place that ordinary people can find." I asked so many questions, and it seemed that it was the other person's turn to ask. No, the Red and White Princess asked immediately when she found a chance to speak.
"Hmph, that's a good question. Did you know that there is a kind of person in this world called the Maze Killer?"
"have no idea."
"..." The response was so quick and straightforward, even if it was perfunctory, could you please consider my self-esteem?
"Ahem. In short, I found this place with my unfathomable way-finding skills."
"..."
"..."
After staring at each other without blinking for more than ten seconds, I was defeated.
"I know, I know. In fact, Beansa brought me here last time. I left a spiritual mark here so I found it easily."
"Beansa?"
"Didn't I tell you about it? The little junior sister I met in the third world is a mysterious guy like you. He wears a black sleeved cloak, has black twin tails, and has a cool and unsmiling expression on his face. Icy looks unapproachable but is actually an idiot."
It seems that just using words to describe it cannot convey the indescribable temperament of Beansa.
"Okay, I get it now."
"Hey, do you know?"
"Oh, I see."
"What do you know?"
"They are all idiots after all, right?"
"What does [Du] mean? Who is Du?!" I was furious.
"Don't worry about the details."
Huchi, wheeze, this guy wants to take me to her rhythm again without authorization, I have to take it easy.
"Anyway, the hell world is so big. It shouldn't be a coincidence that we met here, right? Do you want to see me for something?" I started to get back to the topic.
"Actually, it was really accidental."
"Liar, you just said that this is not a place that ordinary people can find, so how did you get here?" I scoffed.
"Because we are not ordinary people."
"..." What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.
"Okay, okay, if there's anything we can talk about when we get back, okay?"
"Wu, didn't you come to see the murals here? It's not over yet." The Red and White Princess pointed to the depths of the cave.
"Forget it, I won't read it, I can't understand it anyway."
"What a pity."
"This time I feel the pity from your mouth, but I don't understand what's the pity."
"What a pity he is an idiot."
"You've really given me enough!" I got angry but I dared to hit myself.
"There is a money box here. It is said that if you throw money into it, you will become smart. You may be able to understand the murals immediately."
"You will definitely take advantage of the opportunity to do business. Unfortunately, I won't believe it. My IQ does not need to be recharged, and it is recharged in such a strange place!"
"Well, sometimes miracles can happen if you seek medical attention if you are in a hurry."
"This is drowning in a river, not a doctor!"
"Is it the golden patient who fell into the river, or the silver patient?"
"Golden! It's a must!"
"It's a pity that the answer was wrong. If you insert the coin now, you can get an additional chance to answer."
"Wait, is there a reward for answering correctly?"
"Wu will get an ordinary patient."
"I want this thing to be useful. By the way, haven't you already told me the correct answer?!"
"So tired. So sleepy, so hungry, so dizzy, and almost dying. In the flower field on the other side of the river, there is an old lady waving kindly towards me."
"Did you turn out to be the ordinary patient?!" He had warned himself over and over again, but in the end he was still fooled by the red and white princess. I gritted my teeth angrily, turned around and left. It doesn't matter whether you want to follow or not, just keep pretending to be your patient.
Leaving without looking back, one step, two steps... The dark cave that can greatly block the five senses, as the steps gradually go away, the darkness seems to be a huge and ferocious mouth. In the blink of an eye, the red and white princess who was lying on the money box behind her was mercilessly devoured and disappeared.
"..."
I know I gave in asshole!
In the end, the red and white princess was still carried on her back.
"Oh, you are still as soft-hearted as ever." The red and white princess lying on her back said with a contented look on her face.
"Don't people who take advantage of other people's soft hearts feel a little bit guilty?"
"It would be nice if I could exchange money for that kind of thing."
"I can't change it. Keep it in my heart and repent all the time!"
The red and white princess was very restless on her back, and she could feel her eyes wandering around. Finally look over your shoulder.
“Ji~~~~~~”
"What are you looking at?" I felt uncomfortable all over. No one would be happy if a shameful part of my body was stared at closely.
"Wu. Are your breasts a little bigger?"
The German arch bridge will throw you away! ! !
The result was the same as always, the red and white princess was able to dodge the German arch bridge throw with 100% ability, and escaped like a loach at the critical moment.
By the time I brought the Red and White Princess back to the Holy See Hill, I was completely exhausted.
"Brother Wu, what are you...eh, Lingmeng. Why are you here?"
"It's not Reimu, it's Mary Reimu!"
"Are you hungry?"
With a grunt, the red and white princess heard an unsatisfactory hunger cry from her belly.
"Let me prepare some food for you."
"It's... it's time to work."
Hey, why do girls seem to be able to deal with this guy easily?
"When Reimu says something that people don't understand, it's probably because he's hungry." Linya told me the answer in a low voice. That's it. By the way, Kohaku did mention the word "very hungry" before. , I am also a bit careless.
"I haven't asked Brother Wu yet, why did she appear here? Where did Brother Wu find her?"
"It's a long story. I'll explain it to you later. Anyway, hurry up and get this guy some food. I'm about to collapse."
"Hehe, I got it, I got it, just wait and see. Although I can't compare to Willas's craftsmanship, I've made some progress." Xiao Nizi rolled up her sleeves, revealing a thin wrist with warm jade-like skin. He shook his head proudly in front of me.
"This little hand looks tender and tender, can it be eaten?" I grabbed it, but Linya saw through it and dodged it, and gave me a charming and charming look.
"I won't give it to Brother Wu."
After saying that, he left with a silvery laugh.
"Wu, have you turned into a man-eating demon?" When I turned around, I found that the red and white princess was very close to me, looking at me curiously.
"No matter how much I explain to a little girl like you, it's useless." I shrugged my shoulders and said to the girl: "Eat". That is a very sacred thing. How can the inheritance of the family be not sacred? !
"As long as I earn those 100,000 gold coins, I can say goodbye to the little girl stage. It really kills two birds with one stone."
Kill two birds with one stone!
After all, Linya was still busy with the battle to capture Hell Mountain and didn't have much time to prepare delicious food for the Red and White Princess, so what she finally brought out was a hot, extra-large pie that was as big as two plates.
Two pre-baked pancakes, about one finger thick, sandwiched with juicy minced meat. Although it is simple, it looks delicious, especially for people who are already hungry. Such a huge meal is not enough. Just looking at it makes me drool.
One portion for each person, the red and white princess and I devoured it. She was not the only one who was hungry. The dry food reserves in my inventory were almost exhausted after a month of consumption. If it weren't for this guy Crystal, I would at least be able to survive. Eat it for another month, damn it!
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao was here. The stupid crystal who had returned from training probably smelled the aroma of food from a long way away and ran towards us in a straight line.
The witty red and white princess immediately turned her back, assuming the posture of a hen protecting her chicks, and then continued to nibble wildly. Only what she ate in her stomach was hers. She had experienced the cruel table battle of the Wu family. I deeply understand this truth.
Ever since, Crystal naturally set its target on me, to be precise, on the two-thirds of the pie left in my hand.
"Master, Master, Crystal is hungry." Crystal blinked her big watery eyes and looked at the pie in my hand. A trace of crystal water overflowed from the corner of her mouth. She sucked it back with a sip, and then it started to flow again in the blink of an eye. Come out, and so on.
I:"……"
There probably isn't anyone who can remain indifferent to such a hungry look.
Right, Princess Red and White, why don't you turn around and take a look at it? Each of us will share a quarter of the crystal, and everyone will have something to eat. Aren't we all happy? ! **do you know? !
The red and white princess caught my gaze with her back and began to chew faster.
You traitor! I'll starve you to death next time!
I glanced at Crystal, who was staring blankly, and then at the pie in my hand, wiped a handful of tears in my heart, and handed it to Crystal.
"Long live the owner!" Crystal shouted, almost snatching the pie from my hand, and opened her mouth to bite it.
Goodbye my love.
"Half for each person." Just when I closed my eyes and couldn't bear it, suddenly, a warm and fragrant familiar thing was handed to me. When I opened my eyes, I saw that Crystal tore the pie open and gave me a portion.
I have to admit, I was moved for a moment, but the move quickly disappeared.
What about half of it per person? Just tear off a corner and give it to me!
However, Crystal, a foodie, could still think of others before eating, which I have to say was a huge improvement. I happily took the pie, which was only half the size of a palm, and finished it in two bites, still feeling unsatisfied.
Seeing this scene, the Red and White Princess seemed to finally feel a little guilty. She turned around, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Half for one person."
Then he handed me half of the pancake with the meat filling clean. I really appreciate your whole family! !
Just when I was gnawing the bread dryly and shedding bloody tears, Aikalay, who was walking with the crystal, finally appeared.
"I'm really sorry. I accidentally missed Crystal and caused her to cause trouble for you." Seeing Crystal holding the pie and chewing on it, Aika Lai, as smart as he was, guessed what happened at once. What.
Her eyes subconsciously turned to the red and white princess, and those clear and invisible eyes suddenly condensed.
Aikalei has always given people a quiet and gentle feeling. It seems that it is difficult for anything to cause her emotional fluctuations. Her power is also the best among the dragon reinforcements. She is even better than the evil dragon Lena. If not Knowing her identity, even if she stands in front of you and holds hands with you, you will not feel a trace of dragon power and oppression. She looks like a gentle and amiable big sister.
This is probably the first time Aikarai has lost her composure in front of me. Well, the moment she saw the Red and White Princess, could it be said that she knew the identity of the Red and White Princess?
By the way, what is the identity of Hongbai? I complained so much that I forgot about it.
. . . (To be continued.) u