Chapter 217 "Father and Son"
Father and son?
In the judges' table, Zeng Xinhuiqin came across a cartoon created by German cartoonist E. O. Braun, and two images of a round-headed father and a lush-haired son appeared in her mind unconsciously.
"Ha, this makeup looks great!" Yue Yang laughed out loud beside her.
Um?
Zeng Xinhuiqin came back to her senses, was stunned for a second, and then smiled.
The well-informed judges were like this, and the audience had already become restless.
What?
Is that person on the stage Qin Jue? !
I thought it was one of the behind-the-scenes staff from the group who made a guest appearance! !
This is too similar!
In a simple and clean bedroom, Qin Jue dressed as a gangster stood in a corner, facing the audience sideways, holding an exercise book in his hand, raising his head slightly, as if he was restraining something.
Behind her, a single bed, a trash can, a table, a chair, and a wardrobe were placed in sequence. However, besides the clock, there were three conspicuous items on the wall.
There is a medical human anatomy diagram taped next to the bed, which is marked with a red pen; there is a small blackboard hanging on the wall above the desk. The content has been erased, but it can be vaguely read "Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair." ""; as for the wardrobe, there is a daily clock-in sheet posted with many small words densely written on it. Only words such as "boxing" and "squatting on the street and whistling to beautiful women" can be vaguely discerned.
A countdown was displayed on the screens on both sides of the stage, and the performance officially began.
Liu Zhe, who was carrying a schoolbag and wearing a school uniform, opened the door from the other side and was obviously stunned when he saw Qin Jue's back to him.
"Hey, Dad, why are you here?"
Liu Zhe took two steps forward in shock and shouted, "Why did you just enter my room!"
Qin Jue closed his eyes and took two hard breaths before half-turning around.
"I found it from under your bed..." She raised the thing in her hand with great sadness, "I found the reference book!"
The camera zoomed in, and what she held in her hand was a copy of "5-Year College Entrance Examination and 3-Year Simulation".
Liu Zhe let out a "tsk" and turned his back without wanting to face him. His expression was flustered and annoyed, but also had a stubbornness that refused to be disciplined.
"You...do you want to go to college?!"
In response to the audience's "Hahahahaha?", Qin Jue completely faced Liu Zhe and said angrily.
"Didn't you promise me that you would drop out of high school after three years?"
Grass! !
The audience burst into laughter.
"Drop out of high school! Do some sneaky things! Go gangster! So that your dad and I can feel at ease!"
Every time Qin Jue said a word, Liu Zhe's face became more irritated, and a burst of laughter came from the audience.
After she finished speaking, Liu Zhe finally broke out, turned his head suddenly and shouted:
"I don't want to live a smooth life!!"
Turning his head, Qin Jue looked at him in even more disbelief, and took two steps forward, his outstretched hand trembling slightly.
"Why did you get such a haircut!!"
Her lips trembled, "Don't you look like a well-behaved and good student with your combed hair like this?!"
Yue Yang buried his head hard, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
Liu Zhe remained unmoved amidst the laughter in the audience. He twisted his neck vigorously, looking like he was in need of a beating.
"It's just hair, nothing will happen to it!"
"Then why are you wearing glasses for myopia!" Qin Jue shouted.
Liu Zhe shook his head in annoyance: "This way you can see the reflection of the blackboard clearly!!"
Qin Jue angrily threw Wu San in his hand and rushed forward.
"Show me your bag!"
"Hey! You-!"
Before Liu Zhe could stop him, the shoulder bag was in Qin Jue's hands.
"What, what is this?" Qin Jue flipped through it randomly and took out a card with a sad and angry look on his face, "Why did you apply for a meal card?!"
"Didn't Dad teach you how to climb over the wall at school and go to the convenience store to buy things?" She breathed heavily, and her eyes were red under the toad mirror.
Liu Zhe panicked for a moment, but immediately showed the arrogance of "I am the best in the world".
“The food in the cafeteria is nutritionally balanced!”
Amidst the roar of laughter, Qin Jue threw his shoulder bag on top of the neatly folded quilt.
"When did you become like this?"
She bit each word very hard, with deep sorrow and regret, "Do you know what the neighbors around you say?!"
"'The son of the old Liu family knows how to study all day long! He thinks about studying all day long! Make progress!'
"Where do you want your father to put his face?!"
Qin Jue took a deep breath: "When I went out to steal batteries, I was too embarrassed to say hello to my neighbors! I couldn't even raise my head in front of Brother Bao!"
The audience below was about to laugh.
"When people ask me, 'Your son is 17 or 18 years old, how many tires did he puncture this month, how many classes did he skip, and how many little girls did he molest?' I don't know how to answer!!"
Her nose was red, and she was sad and angry: "Why are you so unlucky!!"
Liu Zhe was obviously touched, but he still clenched his fist and retorted:
“You care too much about face!!
"You don't care about my feelings at all. You only think about yourself! You just want to show off your child!"
He was aggrieved and depressed, his head was buzzing, and he was upset. He couldn't help but take out the vocabulary book in his trouser pocket.
"Hey, hey!!"
Qin Jue saw him eager to learn and panicked, "What are you doing!!"
"Huh! I'm memorizing words!"
Liu Zhe flipped through the small vocabulary book "hissing, hissing", turning page after page as if in a daze.
"Stop! Use this good thing, won't your brain become smarter!!"
Qin Jue forcefully snatched the vocabulary book from his hand and threw it into the trash can.
"Only when I memorize words can I forget these super annoying things!"
Liu Zhe stared at him fiercely, took out a vocabulary book from his pocket, and started studying like an addict while breathing heavily.
"Stop it!! Stop carrying it!!"
Qin Jue once again took away Liu Zhe's vocabulary book and threw it away.
The two faced each other angrily. After three or four seconds, the laughter in the audience had just subsided, and Liu Zhe took out the third vocabulary book from his pocket!
"I told you to stop!!"
Qin Jue ripped open Liu Zhe's words Ben Tuan Ba Tuan Ba and threw it aside, "What a good thing I did, please wake up!!"
Snapped! !
She slapped Liu Zhe to the ground with a weak slap!
"You, you actually..." Liu Zhe lay on the ground, covering his face, shocked and angry, "How dare you hit me!!"
He yelled and got up and rushed forward!
Then he massaged Qin Jue's shoulders vigorously!
Qin Jue was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Stop being filial to me!!"
"Hmph! Just wait for me -"
Liu Zhe let go of her immediately, rushed to the door, picked up the mop and raised it high towards Qin Jue!
Then he put it down and mopped the floor hard!
"No, don't mop the floor!!" Qin Jue collapsed.
“You remember to change the rag!!
“Even the blind spots under the bed were cleaned!!”
Lin Yuqin, who was resting on the sidelines, was shaking with laughter.
"Huh... ha..."
Liu Zhe finished cleaning passionately, but he was still trembling with anger. He suddenly picked up the marker and rushed to the wall!
"...Don't practice writing on the blackboard!!"
Qin Jue broke out in despair, "It's still written! Exam, go to, university, school! Stop it!!"
"ah!!"
Liu Zhe raised his pen with a bang!
Qin Jue's expression was full of expectation!
Liu Zhe honestly put the pen into the pencil case.
"——Don't put it down gently!!"
Qin Jue collapsed even more, so angry that he had no strength to speak, "Why are you letting it go so well..."
Liu Zhe pointed angrily at her half a meter away and shouted:
“Who cares about this home!!
“Dad, let me tell you!!
"I'll come back and show you before I enter the gate!!"
After that, he slammed the door and left.
"You actually ran away from home——!!!"
Qin Jue knelt down melancholy, stretched out a hand, and wanted to cry but had no tears.
A soft and tender BGM was inserted at the right time. Qin Jue sighed tiredly, slowly stood up and sat sideways on the chair.
"Are my educational policies wrong?"
She had a tired look on her face and a heavy tone.
"But...it used to be so..."
At this time, the lights dimmed and a video was played on the big screen.
Those were the young Qin Jue and the more tender-faced Liu Zhe.
In the picture, Qin Bing was gesticulating with the medical anatomy diagram, carefully teaching Liu Zhe where to start, looking at his son with loving and affectionate eyes, Liu Zhe clapped his hands excitedly, and imitated his father's posture and waved his fists.
The more heartwarming the video is, the more the audience will laugh.
"Oh, is it possible that I really ignored his feelings too much?"
The lights came on again, Qin Jue stood up as he spoke, Vukong opened the window and looked outside.
Suddenly, her expression twisted again and she shouted out the window:
“There’s no need to help the old lady cross the road——!!”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !
Amid the breathless laughter of the audience, Qin Jue put away his expression, smiled and bowed to the audience.
"Applause to our eleventh group!"
Lin Yuqin's smile didn't fade away as he stepped onto the stage from the side.
I won’t break the chapter, I was very happy writing it