I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 140 "Fat Rabbit with Big Eyes" (Thanks to 'Li Mouren 1999' For Support!)

Looked up.

The young man suddenly found that the sky was covered by a large shadow.

ah.

That's the majestic pectoralis major.

etc.

What the hell is pectoralis major?

The young man was shocked all over, and he raised his head a little more in disbelief until his neck hurt.

A face that can still vaguely distinguish the delicate features of a woman is stuck high on the "iron tower".

"!"

Kakaka.

It was the sound of sudden petrification.

...

Su Xiaosu's expression was blank.

She has seen this kind of reaction too much, too much.

Well, so to speak.

She silently took out her phone and flipped to a photo that was so clear that the pores could be seen.

The photo showed a chubby fleshy face, with barely noticeable eyes, and the fat on the cheeks squeezed out a happy arc.

"Excuse me, have you seen this person? He may be a little thinner than in the photo, but his eyes must be right, the kind that are only narrowed."

"Excuse me, have you seen him?"

Su Xiaosu tried her best to use the most gentle and refined tone.

When you are away from home, you must convince people with reason.

Both physical and moral.

——It’s all reasonable.

The youth trembled.

My legs are weak.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head, and the area covered by the shadow increased a lot.

She repeated the question patiently: "Have you seen this flexible squint-eyed fat man?"

"I,

I, I..." The young man's face turned pale.

His lips trembled, but he finally came to his senses.

"Mom! I'm going home—"

U-turn and run.

Su Xiaosu sighed.

He stretched out his hand silently and picked up the innocent young man who was about to turn around and run home.

The kind with two fingers lightly holding the collar.

"Have you ever seen this flexible squint-eyed fat man?"

Su Xiaosu's tone was soft, and he asked tirelessly.

"I am a reasonable woman. Generally speaking, I will not use violence. Don't worry."

...

...

Haiting City.

Putong district.

Time: 18:30.

It was dusk.

far away.

There are countless metal wrecks floating on the sea.

The oil pollution is on the sea surface in the distance, and the sunlight reflects seven colors of light, like pieces of rainbow-like clouds, reflecting each other in the sky.

"Well, the coastal city scenery is really unique."

Yi Lin squinted her eyes and looked into the distance, feeling happy.

at this moment.

The death brand on Yi Lin's chest trembled slightly.

Li Erpang stopped sending text messages coyly, and made a voice call directly.

"Can I do it?"

Yi Lin looked at the time, thought for a while, and then said to Li Erpang: "19:00."

"Wait, are you sure it's useful? You won't cheat me again, will you?"

Li Erpang's tone was still somewhat uncertain.

Yi Lin actually wanted to say something.

Be confident and remove the question mark.

But Yi Lin thought about it carefully, in order to increase the success rate of the plan, she still had to appease the little fat man a little bit.

"What era is it now?"

Li Erpang was taken aback when he heard the words: "2121?"

Yi Lin chuckled: "That's right, it's already 2121, and you're still worried that this plan won't succeed? Believe me or not, why don't you take the time to look at Haiting City's BBS? I just accidentally found some interesting posts."

Haiting City BBS?

What's the meaning?

What is the plan for Haiting City BBS?

But out of a little trust in Yi Lin and Li Erpang's own curiosity, he opened the BBS of Haiting City according to his words.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it.

Upon seeing it, Li Erpang immediately became tense.

...

[Barbie King Kong appeared in Zhongzhu District of the city! 】

[Surprised in Zhongzhu District, there is a real lady in women's clothing, with pictures and the truth! 】

[Enter more pictures with caution! 】

[The tycoon in women's clothing persuades people with reasoning, and is looking for a flexible fat man with squinting eyes! 】

[The front row sells melon seed soda, let me tell you about the little secret between the nimble squinting fat man and the big guy in women's clothing! 】

[Women's clothing boss is crying bitterly on the street, is this... a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? 】

...

Yi Lin calculated the time correctly, and estimated that Li Erpang, who had a slightly tight chrysanthemum, had almost read the post, so she smiled and sent a "stupid smile" emoji in the past.

"Look, this is the era of advanced technology, nothing is impossible, believe in yourself, believe in the plan."

"I really really believe in you!"

Li Erpang squeezed out a tear of sadness from the corner of his eyes, and put away the phone in a complicated mood.

At this time, a song sounded around Li Erpang at the right time.

It was an eye drop advertisement combined with classical music——

"Don't ask who I am~"

"Please face me~"

"Look at the tears falling from the corners of my eyes~"

"I'm no different from you~"

"But my heart breaks more easily~"

...

"..."

"Besides, she might not be able to recognize you if you're like that later, so calm down."

Li Erpang thought for a while, and it seems to be the same, not to mention that his fat level is far lower than that in Gotham City, let alone... what will happen later?

Thinking of this, Li Erpang silently swallowed back his sad tears, and temporarily ignored Su Xiaosu's matter.

Anyway, Haiting City is so big and there are so many people, it might not be possible to meet them, right?

Li Erpang finally refocused on the next plan.

"Okay, just trust you once, don't cheat me like Gotham this time?"

Yi Lin corrected seriously: "The person who cheated you in Gotham City is Pan Zhengyi."

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang instantly remembered what happened in Gotham City, and wished he could beat that damn Pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.

Yi Lin looked at the time again.

After arguing with the second fat classmate for a while, another ten minutes was wasted.

He temporarily hung up on Li Erpang's call.

Contact Ole Le.

"Lele, are you ready to turn off the surveillance system of the whole city? The surveillance system in Haiting City is relatively advanced, you know."

"Don't call me Lele, my name is Ou Lele!" Ou Lele muttered uncomfortably at first, and then asked with a bit of anxiety: "Are you sure we can really do this? What if something goes wrong?" thing……"

"Don't worry, I will inform Zhao Yulong."

"Huh? When did it happen?" Ou Lele couldn't help being startled when she heard this.

Why didn't I, Ou Lele, know about such a big event?

Yi Lin: "Wait a minute."

Ou Lele: "???"

...

[18:55].

Yi Lin silently looked at Zhao Yulong's head.

"Forget it, let's report later."

cough cough.

Yi Lin sat in the corner.

Overlook the whole city.

There was a bucket of popcorn at my feet.

And two cups of pour over coffee.

It's a long night, and you have to make some preparations.

This mandatory reality mission is now day two.

If all goes well, it can be resolved tonight.

If it doesn't go well...it's not surprising.

Yi Lin looked at the time again.

Yi Lin started remote command.

"Second Fat Classmate Er Fat Classmate, please take your seat!"

Classmate Er Fatty: "... Kaka Kaka Kaka."

"In place?"

"Fuck! Ready!"

Li Erpang spoke vaguely, as if he was gnawing on something.

Yi Lin slowly made a question mark, but didn't care.

So I didn't ask much.

"Student Ou Lele, student Ou Lele, please take your seat!"

Ou Lele's voice seemed to suppress the excitement that could not be concealed: "Ou Lele is in place!"

Click.

The minute hand turns.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Show Time."

...

...

【19:00】.

Haiting City.

Putong district.

Night fell.

People come and go.

Bustling.

For the bustling Haiting City, the bustling nightlife has just begun at this time.

Li Erpang ate a big bag of chicken legs on time.

Although it is artificially synthesized high-quality protein, compared with the original fried chicken drumsticks in Gotham City, it always makes Li Erpang feel a little bit inferior.

"Ah, it really is still the original one."

Li Erpang spat out the artificially synthesized chicken bones and threw the garbage bag casually.

Suddenly he realized that this is not Gotham.

There is no need to brush the crime value.

So classmate Li Erpang picked up the garbage again in a desperate manner and threw it into the smart trash can.

The moment the smart trash can "eats" the trash, it emits a synthesized voice as sweet as Maria Ozawa: "Thank you for feeding me! Dear!"

"..."

Li Erpang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.

Get lost, who would be happy! Hahaha!

Zizizi——

A slight electrical noise suddenly came from the monitoring equipment overhead.

To be precise, it should be that the monitoring equipment in the whole city is emitting different levels of noise at the same time.

- useless.

"OK!"

Li Erpang hid in the alley, and slowly took out the props that had been prepared from the storage space.

While feeling a bit uneasy in my heart, I also felt a bit of crazy pleasure.

As an apostle, he is too peaceful in the real world.

Go, go, go!

Who is afraid of whom!

Who is afraid of Who!

...

...

"Huh? Look quickly? What is that?"

"Are you making a movie?"

"No, there are no cameras around, are there?"

"You are stupid, I heard that the latest mini-tracking camera has been released, the purpose is to fully mobilize the emotions of the actors, and strive to produce the most realistic effects..."

"666, is it true or not?"

"..."

A strong figure.

Appeared silently in the densely populated Pudong District of Haiting City.

The lower body...is normal.

It's just that the man was wearing a funny big-eyed rabbit headgear on his head. Two faint holes were cut out at the position of the two eyes. The two pink ears of the rabbit stood up high, giving people a kind of cute Cute feeling.

Although this rabbit looks a bit fat, but overall the size is acceptable.

On the back of the big-eyed rabbit was a long, dark box about one meter long, and it was unknown what was inside.

The rabbit is striding high and high, walking on the bustling street.

It instantly attracted the attention of countless people who eat melons.

After all, it's not the time for comic exhibitions.

This dress is walking on the road, compared with other people, it looks very ghostly.

As a result, countless people immediately picked up their mobile phones habitually, and frantically took pictures of the big-eyed rabbit in the bustling street.

Fuck?

Is this ready to be on the hot search?

Li Erpang was still somewhat skeptical about Yi Lin's "plan".

But seeing the reaction of the crowd, I was immediately happy.

This really is the era when traffic is king!

As long as you dare to fight, even a dog can be burned like smoke!

I never thought that I, Li Erpang, would one day become a star.

The fat man thought happily.

Although he also knew that his outfit looked a little shameful.

But it doesn't matter.

Anyway, with his face covered, no one could recognize himself.

It is estimated that even his sharp-eyed old man has to weigh a few times when he sees this headgear.

What a perfect disguise!

Really perfect!

There is no flaw.

By the way, Li Erpang posed various poses for the camera.

In a good mood.

Click click click.

Li Erpang, wearing a "big-eyed rabbit" headgear, is like a shining star in Haiting City at this moment.

Extraordinarily dazzling.

soon.

Li Erpang's outfit instantly occupied the hot posts on Haiting City's BBS at a frightening speed.

In an instant, several other hot posts were pushed down.

By the way, before Li Erpang appeared, the original hot post was——

[Celebrity Li Changge was envied by fanatical fans, and sent a doll with a lifelike size that could explode! 】

[The female costume boss is still tirelessly searching for a flexible squint-eyed fat man! Fatty please hurry up and take away the big guy in women's clothing! 】

【C13 train exploded—beep beep beep】

Subsequent content has been 404ed.

In short.

As soon as the new hot post appeared, it received hundreds of thousands of views and likes in just a few minutes.

The speed at which this fire started was terrifying.

Of course, what no one knows is.

Ou Lele is hiding behind the scenes, having fun secretly.

The traffic of other popular posts dropped without him noticing.

This kind of operation is extremely simple for Ou Lele.

Otherwise, it's just a fat man wearing a hood. Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult to push down the hot post of "Lady Clothes Guy".

After all, compared to the bunny in the headgear, the bigwig in women's clothing is more curious and can satisfy the psychology of the people who eat melons.

...

【Shock! A "big-eyed fat rabbit" appeared on the streets of Pudong District, and the host seriously suspected that he had strayed into the street shooting scene by mistake! There are pictures and truth! Be careful with pictures! 】

...

The post quickly went viral.

One hundred thousand.

Two hundred thousand.

Just ten minutes.

With the help of Ou Lele, Li Erpang's new look became popular on Haiting BBS.

Among them, another reason why this post became popular in a short period of time is that Er Pang's students cooperated very well in posing various difficult poses.

【19:30】

Half an hour passed quickly.

at the same time.

Zhongzhu District, Haiting City.

Su Xiaosu is still tirelessly convincing people with reasoning, and keeps trying to find out the location of Li Erpang.

Although the process is a bit difficult.

Within fifty meters around her, no living person dared to approach her.

After all, Su Xiaosu's body shape is a bit murderous.

But it doesn't matter.

Su Xiaosu believes that as long as the skill is deep, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle.

In the vast crowd, as long as there is a destiny, it is not difficult to find Li Erpang.

At this time Su Xiaosu suddenly found out.

There seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere of the crowd around.

They all stared at their hands at the same time, discussing something in low voices with strange faces.

It seems to be very happy.

Su Xiaosu: "?"

She walked up quietly.

There were a few little girls sitting there.

giggle.

"Hee hee hee, this fat rabbit is so interesting, could it really be the shooting scene?"

"It's hard to say, maybe it was a short video? I didn't expect it to become popular."

"Yeah, it caught fire out of nowhere."

Just when several little girls were browsing the hot posts on the BBS.

The colorful neon lights overhead were suddenly covered by a large shadow.

When they realized that their eyes were dark, they raised their heads subconsciously, all of them were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they shouted for their mothers one after another.

Su Xiaosu tried hard to squeeze out a kind smile: "What are you looking at? Who is Fat Rabbit?"

"Yes, you must be sick! I don't know how to watch BBS!"

Although the little girls were taken aback by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality is undoubtedly weaker for women. After they reacted, they did not dare to stay where they were, and left Su Xiaosu's side as quickly as possible.

Haiting Forum?

Su Xiaosu muttered to herself.

She pinches the phone with two fingers.

Difficulty swiping across the screen.

——Because the slap was too big.

Finally opened the Haiting City BBS.

A hot post with millions of views caught Su Xiaosu's eyes.

suddenly.

Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.

"finally found you."

...

【19:40】

Zhongzhu District.

Mayor's Office.

As we all know, the mayor of Haiting City is surnamed Li.

At the same time, almost everyone in Haiting City knows that the mayor of Haiting City is also one of the five giants of the "Z5 Council".

After all, that was someone who often appeared in the news.

With every gesture, it is enough to cause a major earthquake in the entire Dragon Kingdom.

"Patriarch, it's bad! I just sent a message from various district police stations. It is said that at about 19:00, the surveillance system of the whole city was paralyzed due to some unknown reason at almost the same time. Now the technical team is rushing to repair it."

"Emergency repair? No need."

A middle-aged man in plain clothes was smiling and sitting on an office chair, swiping his phone with great interest.

The confidant of the Li family, who was rushing in, was also the mayor's most trusted male secretary. Hearing this, he was stunned.

No, no need?

What's the meaning?

"Hehe, don't worry about the monitoring system for now, Xiaode, let's take a look at this."

Although the male secretary had countless question marks in his heart, since the mayor had already spoken, the male secretary didn't dare to say anything more. He approached silently and stood beside him respectfully.

What I saw on the mayor's phone was a popular post on Haiting City's BBS.

At first, the male secretary didn't pay much attention.

But looking at it, the eyes gradually widened.

"Xiaode, do you see anything?"

"Uh... Patriarch..." The male secretary expressed a hesitant expression, "Forgive me... At first glance, this one wearing a rabbit headgear...may be a bit like the second fat young master."

"Be confident and remove the five words 'maybe a bit like'." The middle-aged man rubbed his brows and put down his phone: "It's my stupid son, what is he messing with?"

"Really young master?"

"Forget it, let's ignore him for now. The monitoring system has been taken over by 'others', so let's keep it informed. There is no need to rush to repair it for the time being."

The middle-aged man's eyes flickered brightly: "Also, let the city's ambulance, fire brigade, and rescue teams be on standby at any time. Haiting, these two days may not be peaceful."

On the mayor's office computer interface.

A read email has not had time to close.

The signer of the email is clearly——

"Special group", Ou Lele.

...

...

time flies.

No matter how happy you are to be a star, there will always be times when you get bored.

What's more, classmate Li Erpang has already been blinded by a large flash of light.

While trying to squeeze through the crowd, he moved quickly in Pudong District.

"Hey, are you sure this is really okay? Fat Lord, I feel like I have no other use other than being photographed like a monkey?"

"Hehe, it's not a monkey, it's a fat rabbit with big eyes."

Yi Lin corrected it with a smile, and at the same time added: "Besides, I think you are enjoying it, don't you?"

"Your sister! Are you happy to see me with that eye? Are you sure that other people really can't recognize me?"

Li Erpang began to feel a little unconfident again.

"Don't worry, generally speaking, you won't recognize it."

Unless... the kind you are familiar with.

"That's good!" Li Erpang was comforted by Yi Lin again, and he finally felt relieved.

suddenly.

Yi Lin's pupils shrank, and her voice became serious in an instant.

"Fatty, don't look back. Behind you, at seven o'clock, about 50 meters away, there is a woman with red hair..."

"!"

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