I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 166: Cursed Spiritual Weapon (Two in One Chapter)

two days later.

Yi Lin was lying on the hospital bed.

Wearing a blue striped hospital gown.

Although the clothes were clean and had no peculiar smell, the inexplicable sense of déjà vu always gave Yi Lin the illusion of returning to Gotham Nursing Home.

These two days...very quiet.

The ghost knows what he has experienced in the past two days.

Thinking of the embarrassing things that happened in the past two days, Yi Lin had the urge to kill everyone.

Of course, this is just a joke.

But he who fell into a "weak" state is indeed very disastrous.

He vaguely remembered that Zhao Yulong had visited him several times, and even found a senior professor of psychiatry to see if he should be sent to a mental disorder shelter.

——and "9528" bunk beds.

By the way, let Lao Pan revisit his hometown.

Thinking that she almost became Pan Zhengyi, Yi Lin was so frightened that she broke into a cold sweat.

It is conceivable that as an "apostle", once he is taken in in a mental abnormality shelter, the level of care must be terribly high.

Tuk tuk.

There is a knock on the door.

"Enter."

Yi Lin sighed and decided not to think about it.

A furtive figure came in.

Wearing a hat, mask and sunglasses, very typical "Li Changge" style attire.

"hehe."

Yi Lin smiled as usual.

Li Changge clicked, and quickly locked the door. After a sigh of relief, he resolutely removed the plain and simple disguise.

"Hey, a good person, how can he be stupid if he says he is stupid?"

Li Changge is not a fool either, at first he thought that Yi Lin was pretending to be deep, but later he realized something was wrong, Yi Lin's answers were not what she asked, and it seemed to be a little different.

"well."

Li Changge sighed deeply again, because he was beaten up in front of the Goddess Tower for a round, and his face seemed to be a little bruised, but it didn't matter, Li Changge had already ordered the most advanced mask from abroad overnight, I believe it won't be long, he Soon he will be able to return to the peak of his appearance.

"Boss, I, Li Changge, finally did not betray you. Even if you are stupid, you are still my boss."

Li Changge revealed a trace of sadness, raised his head, his eyes were deep.

"hehe."

Erin smiled again.

This smile is very familiar to Li Changge.

Anyway, no matter who said anything to Yi Lin, Yi Lin would just giggle cheerfully and couldn't communicate normally at all, just like another Pan Zhengyi.

This is a bit uncomfortable.

Li Changge sat down beside the bed.

head down.

The eyelids droop slightly.

He didn't realize that there was a bit of coldness and a faint killing intent in Yi Lin's smile.

Suddenly again!

Li Changge magically took out a... a brand new rattle from behind.

Da da da da da.

Li Changge had a mean smile on his face, his painting style changed suddenly, he shook the rattle vigorously, and said with a smile: "Want to play? If you want to play, just say ah~ Call me a big brother, my handsome Li Changge will never refuse ~~~"

Yi Lin smiled coldly, thinking of the series of stupid things Li Changge did in the past few days when he was in a "weak" state, Yi Lin raised his telekinetic power without hesitation, condensing it into a slap the size of a cattail fan, Invisible and colorless, he slapped Li Changge fiercely in the face.

——The kind that sucks to death.

Snapped!

left face.

"Fuck!" Li Changge was stunned by the sudden slap: "Who the hell hit me?"

Snapped!

right face.

"Who the hell hit me again!"

slap.

Left and right.

Li Changge was frightened and cried directly. Why did Mao suddenly feel that this kind of encounter is so familiar?

Clap clap clap clap.

Next, Yi Lin didn't distinguish between left and right, and turned to Li Changge's face a few times, and her face was slapped to death.

finally.

Erin felt better.

Well, sure enough, the psychologist is right. If you don't want to vent some negative emotions, it will really affect a person's mental state.

At least,

The ECG monitor next to Yi Lin, after pumping Li Changge hard for a round, the heart rate notification has stabilized a lot.

Thank you, brother Changge.

"Huh? Li Changge? Why are you here?"

Yi Lin woke up "suddenly", frowned, and looked at Li Changge who was sitting on the chair by the bed with a puzzled expression: "When did you come here, and also, why did your face become so swollen?"

Li Changge was already out of breath and delirious from the pumping, but when he heard Yi Lin's normal voice, he woke up suddenly, lay on the bed and hugged Yi Lin's thigh, crying: "Big brother!" , Boss, big brother! Help me! Help me! I seem to be haunted again!"

"Oh——" Yi Lin suddenly realized: "An accident happened again?"

Li Changge nodded frantically with a swollen face.

I don't know if he was used to being smoked, but Li Changge unexpectedly didn't have any messy special effects this time.

With a stern face, Yi Lin pointed at Li Changge's back silently: "Are you sure it's another? Speaking of which, the mother spirit behind you... seems to have not been resolved yet?"

Li Changge was dumbfounded.

That's right...it seems to make sense!

Ever since that incident was over and everything was calm, I don't know if he was used to being suppressed. Li Changge was able to fall asleep comfortably in the middle of the night, no longer tossing and turning, no more sleepless nights... He even forgot that this was a dream. A supernatural event is coming.

Now being mentioned by Yi Lin, Li Changge suddenly remembered that this mother spirit seems to be a ticking time bomb!

"Boss, save me!"

Just when Li Changge hugged his thigh desperately.

Someone knocked on the door again.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin, and now that the sky was bright and bright, Li Changge could only open the door silently as a last resort.

"Huh? Brother, what's your name?"

It was the little fat man who dropped by the door.

A strong version of the second fat classmate.

In the "Haiting City Incident", Li Erpang first drank a bottle of huge potion, and then lost weight. Now Li Erpang is desperately eating all kinds of high-calorie foods to replenish the lost fat .

While gnawing on a synthetic chicken leg, Li Erpang saw that the person who opened the door was a stranger who was swollen like a pig's head. He couldn't help frowning and resisted the urge to slap him.

After all, for a while, he couldn't tell whether it was an enemy or a friend.

The relationship of the apostles is very dangerous.

"Just me! Just me! Li Changge!"

Huh?

Li Changge had just finished speaking when he suddenly felt that this scene was inexplicably familiar, as if something similar had happened in a certain place at a certain time.

"Li Changge?" Li Erpang yelled: "Where is the monster! How dare you pretend to be Li Changge? I won't beat you to death!"

"I'm really not Li Changge!" Li Changge wanted to cry but had no tears.

"how to prove?"

Li Changge thought for a while, and quickly brewed his emotions, and suddenly a special effect of a chrysanthemum bloomed behind him.

"Oh! It's really you! That's all right!" Li Erpang nodded with a calm expression, then put away his eager slap, and soon asked curiously: "How did you get beaten like this? Fan was found?"

"..."

at this moment.

Li Erpang shrank all over.

"Uh, sorry, Miss Su, I'll go in right away, I'll go in right away."

Li Erpang was kicked by Su Xiaosu behind him, scared the chrysanthemum tight, and hurriedly let the door open.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head vigorously and squeezed in through the narrow door.

You little fat man is really a clever little ghost!

Seeing Li Erpang's squinting eyes, Yi Lin immediately remembered the obscenities that the little fat man had said in this room two days ago.

at once.

Yi Lin said nothing.

Grasping the moment when Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu stood side by side, Yi Lin silently simulated the shape of a small palm with telekinetic power, and slapped Su Xiaosu's well-developed gluteus maximus several times.

Puff puff puff.

Because I was concerned that Su Xiaosu's muscles were too strong, and if he didn't use enough force, it would probably be the same as being bitten by a mosquito.

And mustering all your strength... I guess it's just right.

Sure enough, Yi Lin just finished filming here.

Su Xiaosu glanced at Li Erpang silently, and said in a low voice, "Don't stay here."

Li Erpang was confused: "???"

Seeing this, Yi Lin nodded in satisfaction.

Little fat man, you will thank me later.

Perhaps, this is the virtue of repaying hatred with virtue in the legend.

"Huh? Is your boy normal?"

Li Erpang didn't know what happened not long ago. He squinted his eyes and looked at Yi Lin for a while before he realized it.

After all, in his opinion, with this kid's cunning level, it is absolutely impossible to give up so easily.

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

"fine."

Yi Lin didn't explain too much.

Only then did he realize that Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu, like himself, were wearing the same blue and white striped hospital gown.

This is a bit... nostalgic.

It really made Yi Lin feel like returning to the nursing home.

"Um?"

Yi Lin's heart skipped a beat.

I don't know if it was a coincidence, but shortly after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu came in, Zhao Yulong, Ou Lele, and Lao Pan also came together.

For Yi Lin's return to "normal", Zhao Yulong expressed some surprise.

He didn't go around in circles, and directly asked the reason for Yi Lin's weird state these two days.

And Yi Lin had already thought up her speech when she slapped Li Changge fiercely.

Not long after Zhao Yulong raised the question, his expression was already calm, and by the way, with a bit of a wry smile, he brought out the remarks he had prepared.

It is nothing more than that Zhang Huichun has too many skills, Yi Lin has worked hard and played all the cards, and finally exhausted Zhang Huichun, but before he died, he was hit by Zhang Huichun's skill that forced him to enter a weak state for 48 hours, resulting in a large increase in mental power. It was only after the decline that a series of stupid things happened.

Zhao Yulong pondered over Yi Lin's explanation carefully, but he didn't doubt it, it was reasonable after all.

Zhang Huichun killed so many apostles, no matter how unlucky he was, he was able to extract a lot of props and skills. In Zhao Yulong's view, it was already a miracle that Yi Lin could kill Zhang Huichun and return to the real world alive.

As for the details of Yi Lin killing Zhang Huichun, Zhao Yulong didn't ask too much.

After all, the details of each person's skills are the biggest secret, and Zhao Yulong will not force others to make things difficult.

Speaking of the whole incident, Zhao Yulong couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

He didn't expect that Zhang Huichun, a mere second-level apostle, could trick everyone around and almost destroy the Goddess Tower. It really made people feel the mystery and impermanence of this circle.

Yi Lin also inquired about the follow-up of the "Zhang Huichun incident".

Finally, according to the statistics of all the corpses removed from Haiting City, in this "Zhang Huichun incident", no matter whether Zhang Huichun directly attacked or not, there were as many as 212 apostles who died in Haiting City alone. This number seemed small, but Yi Lin knew very well what a terrifying number it was.

When Yi Lin killed Henry Zhang and took away Henry Zhang's "Apostle Registration Qualification", the number was just "1010".

——This is the number that originally belonged to Henry Zhang.

Moreover, this was the result of Zhao Yulong's immediate deterrent after learning of the "real mission". Otherwise, the death toll of the apostles would only be more than it is now.

Yi Lin carefully recalled everything she had experienced in the past two days.

Fortunately, his greatest secret was not revealed.

And... everything in "Duel Space".

Yi Lin actually had many doubts in her heart.

But before she figured it out, Yi Lin didn't plan to tell anyone.

Including Zhang Huichun's "undead" identity, and Zhang Huichun's "real name".

With a calm expression, Yi Lin easily fooled Zhao Yulong.

By the way, Zhao Yulong asked whether Li Erpang and the others had plans to join the special group.

Li Erpang: "I just want to gain weight quietly."

Su Xiaosu silently looked at the little fat man and shook his head.

With his head down, Lao Pan silently took out his baseball bat and stroked it.

Li Changge didn't even think about it: "Don't make trouble, I'm a big star."

Faced with the rejections of Li Erpang and the other three in different ways, although Zhao Yulong felt rather regretful in his heart, if he thought about it carefully, if these guys were recruited, maybe even more trouble would be caused.

Not to mention that Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang have special identities and family backgrounds. Li Changge has many fans in the real world, and it is inconvenient to do anything. As for Lao Pan...forget it.

In short, Zhao Yulong quickly gave up on the idea of ​​recruiting newcomers after thinking about it for a while.

As for the words that were spoken, it was treated as an accidental fart, and after the smell dissipated, it was treated as never farting.

"Well, by the way, where's Oda Mai?"

It was only then that Yi Lin discovered that the small team running through the entire "plan" seemed to be missing Oda Mai.

"Hehe, she? She left the next day. It is said that she was busy looking for the lost spirit weapon of the family."

Regarding the whereabouts of Oda Mai, Lao Zhao didn't hide anything, and soon showed a regretful expression: "Tsk, it doesn't matter whether the little fat guys join or not, it doesn't matter, that little girl, whether it's me or the group It's so long, I'm so greedy... It's a pity, it's a pity... Tsk tsk tsk."

When Li Erpang heard this, he yelled in displeasure: "Old Zhao, you say that we can't make friends happily!"

Zhao Yulong winked and smiled wretchedly: "Could it be that you really want to make friends with our 'Special Team'? Hehe, yes..."

"Sorry for the interruption, goodbye! Oh no, from now on, I will never see you again! Please, Uncle Zhao, I am still a child! Don't look for me again!"

Only then did Li Erpang realize that it was not a good thing to have a relationship with the special group. He was so frightened that he let out a bunch of mouth cannons, and left Yi Lin's ward in the blink of an eye without stopping at the fastest speed.

"..."

The others looked at each other in blank dismay.

After half a minute.

Su Xiaosu also said goodbye politely, and seemed to go after the little fat man.

Yi Lin watched Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu leave one after another, and couldn't help saying seriously: "True love."

Zhao Yulong was also quite emotional: "That little fat man will become a great weapon in the future!"

Pan Xiaozheng: "Hey, it's pretty good."

Li Changge: "..."

Ou Lele: "..."

Um?

After a while, everyone came to their senses, and all of a sudden, their eyes focused on Zhao Yulong.

in the future? Great tool?

This seems to be a little bit wrong after careful consideration.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me with such eyes?" Zhao Yulong didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Everyone silently looked away again.

Zhao Yulong smiled, chewed a tasteless piece of chewing gum, and asked Yi Lin: "Well, it just so happens that you are... normal, I originally planned to send you to shelter... Hehe, you understand , you can’t blame me. Cough cough, anyway, what are your plans for the future?”

There are all apostles present, even if Lao Pan is abolished, he can still be regarded as a small half of the apostles.

So Yi Lin didn't hide anything, and smiled slightly: "There's nothing going on in Qingcheng for the time being, it doesn't matter if I go back or not, I'm going to...should concentrate on preparing for the next trial."

"Since you have nothing to do...would you like to return to the capital with me by helicopter?"

capital?

Yi Lin lowered her head and pondered for a moment.

It seems... not impossible.

correct.

The Dionysian factor in his body, Molly also said at the time that he needs to do some related examinations to find out whether there are other abnormalities in his body.

Well, hearing what Zhao Yulong said, it seems like a good idea to take a trip to the capital before the next trial.

Moreover, Yi Lin has another... idea that she wants to try.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Okay."

...

Ou Lele and Zhao Yulong left together.

Throw Lao Pan down again.

It seemed that after leaving Lao Pan behind, Zhao Yulong breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't know why.

But later Yi Lin mentioned this casually, and Zhao Yulong told Yi Lin that for the past two days, Old Pan was always sitting alone in the corridor in the dead of night, silently stroking a weird stick, ecstasy, and frightened a lot of people. The patient who urinates and the nurse.

--This is something.

The armed helicopter returning to the capital will not arrive in Haiting City until about noon tomorrow.

"Boss? You won't leave me behind, will you? Didn't you promise that you will never leave me for the rest of your life?"

Li Changge began to cry again.

Seeing Li Changge's misery, Yi Lin couldn't help but feel a little guilty. If Li Changge hadn't been slapped for a round just now, Li Changge wouldn't be scared like this now.

Perhaps, no one will know that in the entire "Zhang Huichun Incident", there is actually an "Unowned Spiritual Weapon", but no one can find it.

Yi Lin thought for a while, then asked, "Are you sure you've tried everything that might be a spirit weapon?"

Li Changge nodded.

"Hehe, in fact, it's not only those that look 'like' weapons that can be used as 'enchanted weapons'. Some enchanted weapons are even a toothbrush, a pack of tissues, a car, in short, basically you can Anyone who thinks about it, or can't imagine it, may become a spirit weapon."

"Damn it? It's still like this?"

Yi Lin's words directly made Li Changge show a shocked expression, which really broke the upper limit of his imagination.

"I, boss, I'm going to look for it!"

Li Changge's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he seemed to have some thoughts, so he directly pulled Lao Pan and ran out, but he didn't know what he thought of.

Then the room fell silent again.

"call--"

Yi Lin suddenly stretched out a finger.

Focus all your attention on your fingertips.

in silence.

On Yi Lin's fingertips, something seemed to condense together without warning, and the light around the fingertips was slightly distorted.

After a while.

Yi Lin was sweating profusely.

Put the palm down again.

"Isn't it that easy... Yes, this is a more advanced technique. Forget it, wait until the capital and the surroundings are safer, and then give it a try."

Yi Lin didn't intend to continue to toss about in the ward.

He was afraid... If it exploded, it would be troublesome.

In order not to make Yi Lin and the others seem too special, Zhao Yulong did not place Yi Lin and the little fat man in a special ward. This is just an ordinary single room, and basically you can live with a little money, so it is not too much. special.

It's just that Zhao Yulong also arranged a lot of people secretly, enough to protect the safety of these guys.

What's more, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu seemed to have fallen badly, but after being admitted to the hospital for the second day, they were already alive and kicking, and most of their injuries had already healed.

This is the benefit of the apostles on the power side...the vitality is terribly tenacious.

After Yi Lin woke up, she also wanted to understand one thing.

No matter what, maybe there will be a situation where you cheat me and I cheat you among each other, but generally speaking, these guys didn't take advantage of their "weak state" to make trouble, which is enough to be called "the apostle" good friend".

Although Li Erpang didn't mention it, he still stayed in the hospital after being alive and kicking. The ward was next to Yi Lin. He must have wanted to stay with Yi Lin for a few more days to see if Yi Lin could return to normal.

Of course, this kind of friendship is also limited. If Yi Lin still can't change in ten and a half months, with the shrewdness of the little fat man, he will never wait foolishly.

After all, the relationship between him and Yi Lin is not to the point of life and death.

When night fell.

Li Changge and Lao Pan, who went out to look for "spiritual weapons", finally returned to the ward.

It is said that Li Changge was beaten up like this. The people in his company didn’t recognize Li Changge at all at first. This is because after the agent Zhang Hanlu tried hard to identify it, he finally recognized this version of Li Changge. Zhang Hanlu was so scared that he almost couldn’t bear it. Call the police.

"found it?"

Erin smiled slightly.

"Well, I found it after looking for it..."

Li Changge frowned, his expression was indescribable.

Yi Lin was startled for a moment, then released Bai Xiaoyi without further ado.

——"Inserting eyes".

Yo?

really.

Back this time, the mother spirit behind Li Changge had disappeared.

"Oh?" Yi Lin was a little surprised: "Looking at your expression, could it be that this spirit weapon is bound to your soul?"

Li Changge was taken aback: "You, you, how do you know!"

Old Pan chuckled: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Li Changge: "..."

Seeing that Yi Lin had already figured out the ending, Li Changge didn't continue to twitch. He reached into the storage space and took out a card with a gray back.

But on the front of the card, the style is extremely weird.

The upper part of the card is completely covered by black hair, the black hair fluttering like an evil ghost, the eyes have no whites, they are as black as ink, while the lower part of the card is dressed in a pure white dress, the spotless kind.

Li Changge crushed the card.

Countless light spots quickly converged into a... handmade puppet in Li Changsinger.

The handmade puppets are a bit like the Q version of the mother spirit, a little less weird and a little more cute.

Finally seeing the true face of this spirit-possessed weapon, Yi Lin was thoughtful, and asked tentatively, "Could it be a curse-type spirit-possessed weapon?"

Li Changge nodded helplessly with a sullen face.

"Cursed type..." Yi Lin nodded, which was a bit beyond Yi Lin's expectation.

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that this can explain the reason why the mother spirit is lying on Li Changge's back.

It seems that they are really... crazy fans.

Curse-type spirit-possessed weapons are hard to defend against. Although they have no direct lethality, if Li Changge uses them properly, they will indeed cause a lot of headaches.

Although Yi Lin was somewhat curious, she didn't ask out of boredom.

After all, cursed weapons have restrictions, such as hair, body fluids, and so on, or other weird conditions.

I believe that as long as Li Changge is not stupid, after he has seen the attributes of the spirit weapon, he will not spread such confidential content around.

"Wait, this curse-type spirit weapon is actually pretty good, and it's a rare type. Why do you have such an expression?"

"Because..." Li Changge sighed deeply: "Not handsome enough!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge added recklessly: "As long as your charm value is similar to mine, I think you should be able to understand my feelings, alas..."

Yi Lin suddenly had another urge to hang Li Changge up for another round of pumping.

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