Chapter 161 "Tracking the Shit"
Haiting City.
Under the Goddess Tower.
Li Changge was in high spirits.
Stand with hands behind your back.
It seems that the world is invincible.
Wearing a bat suit like a "turtle shell", those low-level apostles could hardly do anything to Li Changge.
In addition, as a senior actor, Li Changge has certain ancient martial arts skills. Although it is not strong, with the addition of epic equipment, Li Changge's attributes faintly exceed the other apostles by a small margin.
Coupled with the messy special effects that dazzle the dog's eyes, it can barely withstand one or two waves of offensives from the apostles.
Li Changge became more and more courageous as he fought, his face was flushed, his legs were tightly closed, and he punched out, bringing out a gorgeous special effect of stars, like the collapse of the universe, destroying everything.
The special effects are so realistic that even though the apostles knew it was fake, they couldn't help but be shocked by the extremely realistic special effects.
The special effects of this dog day are endless, right?
Finally...someone got angry!
Click.
suddenly.
Just when Li Changge was preparing to brew a new wave of new special effects, he once again attacked the demons and monsters in front of him.
There was a sudden click in his ear.
It's like something... quietly giving the sound of piercing.
"?"
Li Changge didn't care.
The corner of his mouth twitched.
No one noticed that under the bandage, he raised a wicked and arrogant smile.
call out!
The special effects are flying all over the sky!
The peach blossoms are blooming!
The stars are rolling!
I'm Li Changge!
I am Li Changge, who is crazy, cool and handsome,
Wa hahaha!
Kakaka.
Just when Li Changge's nose went up to the sky, and his whole body was filled with a smell called Deser, strange sounds of crackling came from his ears one after another.
"?"
suddenly.
Among the apostles who had been busy beating the tortoise shell on Li Changge's body, someone suddenly had sharp eyes and couldn't help but say something.
"Eh? The doggy's equipment seems to be cracked?"
Cracked?
Li Changge was slightly taken aback when he heard this.
How dare you fool me?
Do you really think I'm an idiot?
Can I believe it?
Ka-cha-cha-cha-cha.
This time, with more and more attacks on his body, Li Changge discovered that the crackling sound coming from his ears became clearer, and it was clearly not a hallucination.
So Li Changge punched and kicked the crowd with question marks in his head, and then checked the attributes of the epic equipment a little bit.
One of them seems to have changed.
【Durability】12/3000
"!"
Durability!
"What kind of epic equipment has durability?"
How could there be such an unscientific setting?
Didn't you mean artifact?
Didn't you say epic?
In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the [Bat Suit·Change] on his body was covered with fine and dense cracks at some point, like fragile glass, which would shatter when touched.
"!!!"
"etc!"
Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, stretched out his palm, and shouted loudly.
The group of low-level apostles were stunned by Li Changge's sudden loud voice for a few seconds, and all kinds of attacks with sticks, hammers and knives really stopped for a while.
Everyone in unison slowly raised a question mark.
Of course, they are not Li Changge, these question marks are all based on imagination, without special effects.
Li Changge smiled coldly.
very cold.
Just like his mood at the moment.
"Emotions...emotions...acting skills...acting skills...You are famous Li Changge, you are an actor..."
Li Changge is brewing emotions, and the emotions are gradually full.
Sudden.
Someone broke the silence.
A burst of sad and heroic music sounded in the ears of everyone. They were immersed in the BGM, as if witnessing a martyr, risking ten deaths, resolutely set foot on the battlefield, and then wrapped in a gorgeous shroud Homecoming... Ah, what a cool BGM...
"Did you hear that?"
"So sad..."
"Why do I feel that this music sounds like someone will be heroic?"
"..."
Li Changge suddenly raised his head, his cold eyes scanned the audience, and he spoke slowly.
"Say it in advance before you do it. You must...don't slap your face."
"Fuck!"
When everyone heard it, they couldn't react. Li Changge's tortoise shell was on the verge of breaking, so they took over the pole one after another, and greeted Li Changge with fists of various weapons.
Crackling.
Bang bang bang.
Clap clap.
Puff puff puff.
Li Changge was submerged in the angry crowd in an instant, unable to extricate himself.
"Oh shit!"
"Didn't you tell me not to slap your face?"
"I'm stupid? Are you slapping me in the face?"
Li Changge wanted to cry, but just now, the [Bat Suit·Change] on his body was completely broken.
It directly became a non-attribute appearance equipment.
Everyone was fooled by Li Changge all night, and their hearts were already full of anger, and they were merciless in their actions, and they greeted wherever they felt happy.
In the blink of an eye, there were countless footprints on Li Changge's body, especially on the left and right sides of his face.
"You guys are slapping your face again?!"
Li Changge was also angry.
He watched as his health dropped crazily in just a few seconds, and if he continued like this, he would most likely be beaten to death by this group of crazily revengeful apostles.
etc.
Li Changge suddenly remembered that apart from Yi Lin's kit, what else the squinting fat man had given him before he left.
Li Changge can't care so much at the moment. After all, he has played all his cards. He has blocked these apostles from the Goddess Tower for so long, and he has almost reached the point where the fuel is exhausted. At this moment, even if Li Erpang gave him the thing It's a piece of shit, and Li Changge will throw it out as a life-saving straw without hesitation.
After all, he has no choice.
Against all kinds of attacks, Li Changge gritted his teeth and took out Li Erpang's card from the storage space.
Then without even looking at it, just crush it.
In an instant, the power of the card turned into five rays of light, which condensed into five mysterious shapes above Li Changge's head, and slowly hovered in some mysterious orbit.
The moment those five mysterious props appeared on top of Li Changge's head.
In the inner three circles and the outer three circles, the apostle who was beating Li Changge in the innermost circle suddenly smelled an earth-shattering stench.
This stench is appalling and frantic.
"Fuck!"
"Which brother is farting, please stand up and let us beat him to death."
"Who accidentally dropped shit on the pants!"
Among the apostles, because of the sudden stench, the formation that beat Li Changge in a neat formation quickly dispersed and fled from the center of the "stinky" one after another.
Li Changge was suddenly... dumbfounded.
etc.
He was just thinking about it casually just now, he never thought that the thing that Li Erpang stuffed into his hand at the end... turned out to be really shit!
And more than one lump!
So scary!
No wonder that fat man had a disgusted expression on his face after he handed him the card!
That's right!
At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From above his forehead, there was a burst of... ah no, five bursts of stench.
It's like the smell of the legendary stinky tofu, which is put in the socks that haven't been washed for several months, and then stored for ten years.
Simply... ruthless!
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【Track shit block】
[grade] rare
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Li Changge wanted to cry but had no tears.
At this moment, he actually had the urge to beat the squint-eyed fat man to death.
Because of the stench, not to mention other people, even he couldn't stand it.
To be precise, it should be that as long as it is a living body with a normal sense of smell, it should not be able to stand the stench.
etc.
Can't stand it?
Li Changge was taken aback suddenly.
He suddenly reacted.
When Li Changge raised his head again, he let out bursts of sinister smiles again.
The others stared in surprise at the five mysterious objects on Li Changge's forehead. Suddenly, someone couldn't help shouting: "Wait! Don't forget! This is fake! Everything is fake!"
yes!
Makes sense!
Others joined in.
This guy pretended all night, and was almost fooled by his realistic special effects again.
So, after being forced to retreat by the stench, everyone prepared to kill again, besieging and beating Li Changge again.
Li Changge smiled slightly.
The clouds are calm and the wind is light.
Of course, wrapped in gauze, no one could distinguish Li Changge's inscrutable smile.
But it doesn't matter.
As long as Li Changge shows this kind of smile, it means...he has a sense of substitution, and having a sense of substitution means that his emotions are about to start surging.
"Shit! Disease!"
Li Changge's eyes shot out two lightning-like lights, and instantly pointed at the apostle who yelled the loudest just now.
call out--
In an instant, like lightning, that lump of mysterious lump flew out of Li Changge's forehead, and flew straight towards the target that Li Changge had locked on.
Even if they know it's a "special effect", but seeing a lump of disgusting stuff flying straight towards their face, no one will be shocked. Even if they know that it is very likely to be a special effect, no one dares to bet on it one of the possibilities.
Perhaps, this kind of attack is more terrifying than any kind of weapon.
Even if you don't kill people...but kill your heart!
Snapped.
suddenly.
The poor unlucky guy just had time to run two steps away, but Li Changge's "attack" was even faster, and it directly covered the unlucky guy's face.
The other apostles didn't care whether it was true or not. Seeing this scene, their stomachs were overwhelmed, and they walked away from that hapless apostle.
The unlucky guy was dumbfounded.
He suddenly cried out in despair: "I, I, I was actually poisoned! My health is dropping like crazy! It's true...shit!!"
As soon as this word comes out!
The whole world is shocked!
So scary!
Even if it is death, no one wants to be slapped like this on the face.
But Li Changge's eyes turned red immediately, and a sense of revenge arose in his heart. After all, he only felt a burning pain on his face at this moment, and he didn't know how disfigured he was under the beating of those bastards.
Li Changge roared wildly in his heart.
Since you dare to slap me in the face, I, Li Changge, are destined to let you—
Shit has no place to die!
Without hesitation, Li Changge directly selected four more unlucky guys, and threw out the spinning and jumping shit on their foreheads one after another.
Shhhhhhh-
At the same time, four more people were covered in indescribable objects.
horrible!
"The shit on his head is gone!"
At this time, some clever apostles who had been hiding behind others, trying not to let Li Changge see, saw that the shit on Li Changge's head was finally delivered, and seemed to see the dawn of hope in despair, overjoyed.
but.
Li Changge smiled coldly.
close your eyes.
Emotions have already been brewing to the extreme.
The moment Li Changge opened his eyes again.
Behind him, like a peacock spreading its tail, piles of indescribable things appeared out of thin air, eloquently, like locusts passing through.
In an instant, everyone's expressions suddenly changed.
- looked pale.
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