I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 124 When the Bat Kills the Clown

boom!

In the dark.

Yi Lin happened to arrive at the downstairs of the Wayne Building.

It's eerily quiet here.

It was lonely.

Somewhat weird.

Just as he was considering how and what method to use, he quietly killed him and solved one of the "old legends" Bruce Wayne.

On the top floor of the Wayne Building, there was a sudden sound of glass shattering and a huge bombardment.

"?"

Erin raised her head.

In the dark night, the glass of the entire floor shattered at the same time, turning into countless glass slags reflecting the shimmering light, shining brightly.

But that's not the point.

Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly.

As far as the eye can see, there are two figures of similar stature, entangled and wrestled crazily in mid-air, as if carrying a kind of enmity from life to life, and like two lovers who will never leave.

In short, at first glance, people feel that the two figures are really infatuated.

...

"Jie jie jie—"

"Bruce—this is love! Love!"

Bruce Wayne and Joker actually jumped from the top floor of Wayne Building!

In flesh and blood!

"The joker?"

Yi Lin didn't spend any time thinking about it, after all, she didn't need to think much.

Yi Lin immediately activated "Like a Shadow", hid in the shadows, and immediately released "Bai Xiaoyi" to expand her field of vision.

As mentioned before, the sight of the "spirit" is different from the principle that human beings use light to form images on the retina. In the dark night, it is undoubtedly the sight of the "spirit" that sees things more clearly.

Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, quickly passed the vision of "Bai Xiaoyi" and roughly distinguished the two people who were frantically wrestling in the air.

It's Bruce Wayne...and Joker!

Bruce Wayne has now regained his youth from his old posture, and has grown a head of golden hair again.

"Pan Zhengzheng? No—"

The two wrestling people did not directly complete the standard free fall movement in the air, but used their physical strength to frantically strangle between the floors.

From the perspective of "Bai Xiaoyi", Yi Lin couldn't tell who had the upper hand at all, he could only see that there was blood and flesh flying between the two of them, but the injured part was wriggling quickly and quickly With flesh and blood, he began to repair himself.

bang bang bang—

From the top floor of the Wayne Building all the way down, there are traces of fighting left behind!

The glass shattered, the rebar twisted, and the walls shattered!

This... is not a fight that humans can accomplish at all!

To be precise, these two bosses... are not human!

Normal human beings, who can fight while jumping off a building?

Bruce Wayne even desperately inserted his bare hands into the wall. Under the momentum of the fall, the hand used to slow down was polished off in a blink of an eye, leaving only the arm bone with a little bit of meat residue!

And Bruce Wayne didn't seem to feel the pain. He buffered the outer wall and glass of the Wayne Building with one hand, and punched and punched frantically with the other hand, greeting Joker.

Joker also seems to be unable to feel pain, or in other words, the more it hurts, the more excited he is, and the crazier and perverted his expression becomes.

Joker hugged Bruce Wayne tightly, spitting blood from his mouth, and the paint on his face was already messed up, making him even more ferocious.

"Hahahaha—Kill, kill, kill! Kill me! My dear Bruce Wayne! Kill your lifelong enemy...Kill me...Joker—"

boom!

I don't know how long it has been.

The two big men finally fell to the ground hard.

The ground was instantly smashed out of two human-shaped pits.

A cloud of dust was raised.

Yi Lin's location was tens of meters away from the Wayne Building.

At this distance, without the help of the vision of the spirit, one can still vaguely see what happened there.

Of course, before the dust settles.

There is no harm in smoke, this is the law.

This is the world of trials.

Yi Lin would not naively think that Joker and Bruce Wayne would fall from high altitude for no reason, and then leave two corpses, waiting for Yi Lin to touch happily.

suddenly.

In the dust, after a moment of silence.

A distorted figure suddenly rushed towards another human-shaped pit.

And let out bursts of low growls like wild beasts.

"Jie jie jie—"

"Ahem..."

Puchi!

I don't know how long it has been.

It seems like a few seconds.

Again like minutes.

Of course, this was only because the two were fighting too fiercely, which gave Yi Lin this sensory illusion.

To be precise...

After landing, the figures of Joker and Bruce Wayne overlapped up and down, left, right, left, and right for 48 seconds.

suddenly.

There was a puff.

Everything was silent.

Joker abruptly stops his manic laughter.

When Yi Lin's vision recovered again and the smoke and dust from the fight between the two had completely settled, this scene appeared in front of Yi Lin's eyes.

Bruce Wayne was left with only one pair of underpants.

Joker's purple funny tight suit is also full of holes, which has a kind of...the sense of sight after that.

In short, the scene is very tragic.

And Bruce Wayne's strong right arm pierced through Joker's chest.

And Bruce's expression froze completely.

On that sharp-edged face, there were three points of hatred, three points of annoyance, three points of doubt, and one point of madness that had not completely faded away.

As for Joker, who was strung on the hands of Bruce Wayne, the paint on his face had already been tangled and scuffled, and seven or eight points had been worn away. In addition, the skin that grew back after rapid healing finally made Yi Lin clear. I saw the true face of "this one" Joker.

On Joker's face, there was an incomparably satisfied smile that was forever frozen.

"etc……"

When Yi Lin saw Joker's distorted face with an inexplicable satisfaction, she found it familiar.

A moment later, Yi Lin's pupils suddenly shrank.

"Jack!"

"Joker..."

at this moment.

Bruce Wayne after killing the Joker.

The whole person suddenly squatted in pain.

On the bare skin, a strange black color gradually emerged, with worm-like bulges, wriggling crazily under the sweat and dust-covered skin.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

Bruce Wayne roared to the sky.

hiss--

In an instant, a terrifying aura spread around Bruce Wayne.

And the dead Jack, another Joker, shriveled up quickly in a strange way while Bruce Wayne was mutating.

In a blink of an eye, Joker went from young to old again, and then, in a few breaths, the flesh and blood on his body withered completely, turning into a bone.

Seconds passed.

Even the bones are decaying fast.

Bruce Wayne clutched his head in pain.

Plop, plop, plop.

Yi Lin actually heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat like a drum from a distance of about fifty meters.

Dull, punchy...crazy!

thump thump thump——

wrong!

Yi Lin suddenly woke up.

It wasn't that he heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

Rather... Through another strange way, Yi Lin "felt" Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

Bruce Wayne was covered in flesh and blood, and with the squirming skin, it swelled like a balloon.

But that kind of expansion is not like the loose and soft expansion of a balloon. The bulging muscles are more developed, and they stick to the body piece by piece, as if made of steel. Under the thin moonlight, the original The part that should be a human muscle actually faintly reveals a weird metallic light.

After about 1 minute.

The crazy muscle squirming on Bruce Wayne finally subsided completely.

He suddenly raised his head.

Those were a pair of eyes as scarlet as blood.

"Jie jie jie—"

as well as--

Crazy like "Joker" laughter.

In a blink of an eye, "Bruce Wayne" disappeared in place without even looking at Yi Lin who was hiding in the dark.

It was too fast to catch people off guard.

...

in the dark.

Erin lowered her head.

He clenched blood jasmine tightly in his hand.

In fact, when he saw the identity of this "Joker", he had already figured out a lot of doubts about this trial in a short period of time.

But at the same time, more doubts were born.

This trial...is a bit weird.

Even as a "senior person", he also felt weird, which shows how weird this is.

Whether it's the opening, or every main mission in it...

Both gave Yi Lin an illusion.

It's as if "that will" is trying to "correct" some kind of error.

It's just a faint feeling.

For a while, Yi Lin couldn't figure out what was going on.

But no matter what, this trial always gave him a strange sense of disobedience.

It seems that this trial should not have been carried out like this.

Jack?

Joker?

Bruce Wayne?

When Bruce Wayne's strange mutation happened just now, Yi Lin had the idea of ​​sneaking a knife.

But after carefully weighing the pros and cons, as well as a certain plan, Yi Lin still didn't make a move in the end.

There is no other reason... the price/performance ratio is not high.

but.

Whether it is hands-on or not, there are certain risks.

So... it's okay to be a little more on the safe side.

Yi Lin silently put away the blood jasmine.

For the time being, take your mind off the weirdness of this trial mission.

"Next... hehe."

Erin laughed lightly.

Take a look at the "Gotham Rising Star List".

On the list, the rankings of other people have also undergone certain changes.

Yi Lin thought for a moment.

He decided to send a message to Li Erpang, who was "relatively friendly".

...

Yi Lin: Are you busy?

Li Erpang: Hey, busy fighting the boss!

Yi Lin: Are you done?

Li Erpang: Don't even think about it this time! Fat Lord tells you, there is no chance for you to play this time! Fuck? Playing for Grandpa? beat you up-

Yi Lin: I just want to ask one thing, what will happen if Batman kills Joker?

Li Erpang: Batman killed Joker? Hey, wait, it's impossible, the most attractive character of Batman is that he doesn't kill people, even the heinous criminals! Unless it's...can't hold back.

Yi Lin: What if he is killed?

Li Erpang: What if I really can't hold back? Uh, here, even if there is... a fart! In this copy, Joker is already dead! If Joker is still alive, Fat Lord, how can we kill the BOSS so easily now. Oh shit, why did Harry get up again?

...

Yi Lin saw that Erpang Li was really busy.

In fact, after seeing Jack regain his youth, Yi Lin can roughly guess what kind of situation will be on Li Erpang's side.

Just when Yi Lin silently took out the bat bike.

Li Erpang suddenly seemed to remember something.

The death brand on Yi Lin's chest trembled slightly.

Received another message from Li Erpang.

...

Li Erpang: What the hell? Wait, did you discover some hidden plot again? Don't trick me again! I haven't settled the score with you for the second main task before!

Yi Lin: ...

Li Erpang: But when you said that, I also remembered that it seems that the plot outside the game, that is, in the original comics, does have such a parallel universe branch. In that branch plot, Joker has always felt that Batman has the same dark past as him and should not become what he is now. So in that parallel universe, Joker researched something...

Yi Lin:?

Li Erpang: It seems to be called "Factor". It's too old to remember the comics. He also buried the "Laughter Virus" in his body. After he stimulated Bruce Wayne to kill himself, Bruce Wayne transformed himself, Turned into another super big boss, the Laughing Bat... By the way, you ask this thing haha? Is it related to this plot?

Yi Lin: Let me give you a friendly reminder.

Li Erpang:? ?

Yi Lin: There is a tricky boss, if I guessed correctly, "it" should run towards you.

Li Erpang: (disdain) That's it? Under our double tank combination, what kind of BOSS doesn't come to kill another pair, and then kills again, killing the sky and the earth--what the hell? ? ? "

...

boom!

While Li Erpang was paddling secretly and happily chatting with Yi Lin.

A huge but swift black shadow suddenly descended from the sky.

Without warning, it landed in front of Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu.

The moment that figure appeared.

Including Yi Lin.

At the same time, he was prompted by several lines of scarlet tasks... frantically swiping the screen.

...

【warn! 】

【warn! 】

【warn! 】

[Unknown 'variable' found! 】

[The difficulty of the trial has been corrected to... Nightmare level! 】

[Clear the "death point" settlement, difficulty bonus +50%]

[The main task is being corrected...]

【Correcting……】

【Correction completed! 】

[Main task 3 release: Completely eliminate the "false Laughing Bat" within the time limit! Return to the real world after the mission is completed. Mission failed: wipe out all! 】

...

Li Erpang: "..."

Zhu Yun'er: "..."

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Li Erpang had no time to paddle, and chatted with Yi Lin.

Because when he hurriedly read the mission prompt, he was already in a daze.

It was as if a group of horses with long grass on their heads and mud covered their bodies suddenly popped out of my heart, and they rushed away with a clatter.

Ah... under the setting sun, that was his lost youth.

Pooh!

Li Erpang shivered all over, and put aside the messy thoughts in his head.

The Laughing Bat?

Why is it the legendary Laughing Bat?

Wait, this style of painting is obviously wrong, right?

but--

Li Erpang suddenly remembered again.

Since entering this trial, whether it is the Arkham Nursing Home or the weird Gotham City, this style of painting has never been sidelined with the style of memory.

The painting style of the entire Gotham City seems to be out of style, completely out of place.

"Be careful." Su Xiaosu said softly without looking back.

I saw that her tight clothes were already riddled with holes, but there was nothing wrong with it.

In the fights with other "legends of the past", Su Xiaosu has always stood in front of others with a body of steel. Although he was injured a lot, with the ability of quick healing, he is not a serious problem so far.

Now, a tall, but slightly bent figure stood in front of them.

Opposite them is a group of "old villains" headed by Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn and the others didn't know what medicine they took wrongly.

Not only has the youthful beauty been restored, but also the extremely tricky self-healing ability has been obtained.

Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang, and Zhu Yun'er teamed up to kill Penguin and Double-Face.

As for who gets the points in the end?

It doesn't matter anymore.

Because they all discovered one thing at the same time.

When "Main Mission Three" was inexplicably "corrected", the "Gotham Rising Star List" could no longer be opened.

In other words...

Their only task now...

It is to completely eliminate the strange figure in front of him within the limited time.

[Pseudo Laughing Bat]!

"Bruce Wayne?"

When Bruce Wayne with red eyes fell from the sky, everyone who was fighting here fell into a strange silence.

At this moment, Harley Quinn finally recognized the person in front of her.

She frowned, and the charming smile that had been hanging on her face suddenly froze.

"Jie jie jie—"

Bruce Wayne grinned suddenly.

Those two rows of teeth became as sharp as nails.

There was still a bit of fresh flesh and blood on the sharp teeth.

I don't know whose flesh and blood it is.

Red pupils, sharp teeth, crazy smile, that body that seems to contain explosive power...

No matter who it was, it was impossible to connect this weird existence in front of him with the courteous and suave Bruce Wayne.

But Harley Quinn had seen the richest man in Gotham when she was young, so she vaguely recognized that this was indeed... Bruce Wayne.

Just this smile—

Harley Quinn felt vaguely familiar.

But the age is too long, she will--

suddenly.

Harley Quinn's eyes blurred.

A pain in the chest.

- excruciating pain.

She suddenly widened her eyes.

Harley Quinn just blinked.

Bruce Wayne's tall body had already appeared in front of Harley Quinn.

This speed... is unbelievably fast.

"Why so ? Ahhhhh—"

A crazy smile almost stuck to Harley Quinn's face.

Between opening his mouth, Bruce Wayne sprayed a fishy wind on her face.

laugh--

Bruce Wayne's fingers are like hooks.

It actually forcibly pulled out a bright red heart, which was still beating vigorously, from Harley Quinn's full chest.

Suddenly.

Harley Quinn fell slowly.

A green mist escaped from every pore in her body.

And quickly sucked into Bruce Wayne's body.

click click click click——

Bruce Wayne laughed wildly and stuffed the "food" into his mouth.

There is a sound of sizzle.

With relish.

"By the way...it's Joker..."

Before Harley Quinn died, a flash of surprise flashed in her eyes, and she fell slowly.

After the green mist escaped, Harley Quinn's fair skin shriveled and aged at a terrifying speed. In a blink of an eye, Harley Quinn's alluring body turned into a Made a pale skeleton!

Snapped!

"Jie Jie—"

Bruce Wayne stomped Harley Quinn's skeleton to pieces.

grunt.

After swallowing the "food" in his mouth, Bruce Wayne grinned.

Those sharp teeth were filled with fresh flesh.

Haven't had time to brush my teeth yet.

After "finishing" Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne didn't even avoid suspicion, lying on the still fresh corpses of Penguin and Double-Face and began to eat.

Behind Bruce Wayne.

Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu all felt their scalp numb all the time.

What kind of monster is this!

suddenly--

Bruce Wayne doesn't look like he's had enough.

He looked up again.

The red eyes, with the light of madness and bloodthirsty, looked extraordinarily evil in the dark night.

Please remember the first domain name of this book: . 4 Novels.com mobile version reading website:

Chapter 126/1287
9.79%
I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural DisasterCh.126/1287 [9.79%]