Chapter 86 The World's Number One "Rove" Blows!
After the Herbology class, a group of students were sent to the school hospital because of bee and billywig stings.
In addition to the Herbology class, in Snape's Potions class, the twins threw dung eggs into the cauldron of the Slytherin students next door, causing several people to be splashed with potions.
There was also the Transfiguration class, where a student turned his arm into a chicken claw, but couldn't change it back...
On the first day of school, everyone seemed to have made an appointment and tried their best to cause teaching accidents, so that in the end more than 20 students were sent to the school hospital.
Malfoy, who was lying in the school hospital, was happy.
He was lonely and cold, but he didn't expect to meet Potter, who he had been thinking about... It must be said that it was a pleasant surprise.
He originally wanted to be discharged from the hospital tonight, but now that he has a bed partner, he doesn't want to leave. After all, sleeping in the Slytherin lounge is not as fun as sleeping here?
Malfoy was ready to sneak attack Potter in the middle of the night to give him a surprise.
Madam Pomfrey was very unhappy, and she kept saying words like "incompetent", but she didn't know who she was talking about.
But again, it was just a teaching accident, not a student's death, so there was nothing to be surprised about.
At least in Sirius's eyes, it was not a big deal.
On Tuesday morning, on the way to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Sirius met a group of Hufflepuff students and teased them:
"Your generation of students is still too delicate. When I was in school, it was common for students to get injured. The most serious one was that more than a hundred people were hospitalized, and even the Minister of Magic was alarmed..."
"More than a hundred people?" Hannah stared at Sirius with pale and terrified eyes and said, "Did the Death Eaters break into Hogwarts?"
"That's not the case." Sirius raised a slight smile and said, "That day was the Quidditch final, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin."
"The fouls on both sides were too serious. Six players were shoveled off their brooms, and four people had broken legs.
The two sides finally got really angry, causing students from the two colleges to fight, injuring more than a hundred people. Afterwards, even Professor McGonagall was so angry that she was hospitalized."
"Professor Blake, who won the game in the end?" Susan asked curiously.
"Slytherin won." Sirius shrugged and smiled, "Of course, Gryffindor won again the next year."
James was the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team at the time. His leg was broken in the final, which led to the loss of the game.
But it was after that game that Lily changed her opinion of James for the first time and visited him in the school hospital. Then in the seventh grade...they started dating.
It can only be said that although James lost the game, he won his life.
Sirius described the scene of that year with great interest, and the students listened with relish.
They soon arrived at the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.
At this time, a group of Ravenclaw students stood at the door of the classroom. Because Peeves blocked the door, they could not enter the room.
Peeves held a large dung egg in his hand and kept dropping it from the ceiling, exploding above everyone's head.
The little wizards around screamed and pushed each other, all wanting to leave this place of trouble as soon as possible.
"Peeves, you've become so bold that you even dare to mess up my class?" Sirius said.
Peeves was so surprised that he almost fell from the air. He stabilized himself in time and hovered two meters above the ground.
"Hey, it's Sirius Black, I almost didn't recognize you. The ghosts of Gryffindor said you were back, but it turned out to be true."
"Well, long time no see, Peeves, you still like to play pranks so much."
"Hehe~ This is my job." Peeves grinned and said with a sly smile:
"When will you go back to your old job? After you bad guys graduated, no one played pranks with me. I was bored for several years... Now only the Wesley twins are interesting."
The students looked at Sirius in horror. They didn't expect that he was still the same?
Sirius smiled nostalgically, shook his head and said:
"Sorry, I'm a professor now, I won't participate in such boring tricks, get out of the way now, I have to go to class."
"Boring tricks?! You actually said that Peeves' great cause is a boring trick?"
Peeves' eyes widened, he suddenly became angry and shouted:
"Blake, you have forgotten your original intention and started to go along with the despicable professors."
Peeves seemed very disappointed, and kept throwing all the prank weapons on his body to the ground.
Professor Sirius sighed, took out his wand, turned his head and said to the students:
"I have nine ways to deal with Peeves. Now I will teach you the first one, a small spell... Watch carefully, this is the first lesson I will teach you.
If anyone is afraid of Peeves again in the future, don't say he is my student."
Sirius raised his wand and said: "Kao Turawa!"
Peeves suddenly swelled up, and his body became round in an instant, as if filled with gas.
Then, with a loud bang, he was like a balloon that had been punctured, and his whole body shrank in an instant.
Under the influence of the airflow, Peeves flew out and spun rapidly in the air, like a spinning top. He hit the wall hard, bounced and fell to the ground, bounced again, and fell again... over and over again.
After Peeves hit the wall more than a dozen times in a row, he hurriedly ran away, still spitting a lot of curses and curses.
The students all applauded.
"How wonderful, Professor Black!" whispered Justin.
Sirius nodded gracefully in thanks, smiled and said: "Let's go, it's time to enter the classroom."
In the crowd, Luo Fu was treating the wound of a yellow bird with a broken wing. After his hand touched the opponent's wing, the wound disappeared instantly like ice and snow.
Luo Fu let go of his hand, but the oriole did not flutter its wings and fly away. Instead, it stopped on the young man's shoulder, chirping melodiously and sweetly.
Shirley took some food from her pocket and fed it to the little bird that refused to leave. She whispered:
"The new professor seems much more reliable than the previous two Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers."
"Of course." Rolf said with a smile: "Sirius learned the Animagus in the fifth grade. He is a genius after all. How can Quirrell and Lockhart compare with him."
Shirley suddenly wondered: "If he and Professor Snape really fight, who will win?"
Luofu really thought about it carefully and said:
"If we really take action, I'm still more optimistic about Professor Snape.
When they graduated, the two might still be about the same strength, but Sirius spent twelve years in Azkaban, and the gap gradually widened. "
One is locked up in prison and is tortured by dementors, but his strength will still decline; the other has been studying magic at Hogwarts for more than ten years, and his strength has steadily increased...
Even if the two were on par back then, they are not the same now. This is an irrefutable reality.
Shirley was convinced. She thought about it and suddenly said:
"But if there was a fight, Snape and Professor Black combined wouldn't be able to beat you."
"Shirley, that's it, you've gone too far." Luo Fu couldn't help but laugh: "If it were someone else, I would even think it was a curse."
The girl with the ponytail tilted her head, stared at the boy's handsome face, and said seriously: "But I really think so."
Rolf tilted his head slightly, with a smile on his lips. Shirley had the potential to be the "number one Rolf player in the world."
After the students lined up to enter the classroom, they suddenly found that this familiar classroom had become very different, and all the desks had disappeared.
Sirius, who had just been thought by Shirley that "Snape alone could not defeat Rolf", now looked down upon the group of young wizards in front of him. He said seriously:
"I have seen your teaching progress in the past two years, and I must say... it sucks, it sucks, it sucks, it sucks."
"But it's not your fault, it's just two idiots who delayed you for two years and made your Defense Against the Dark Arts class stagnant for too long."
A group of third-year students can't even do the most basic disarming spell... can you believe it?
If Snape hadn't helped with the teachings and taught many useful things, Sirius wouldn't have dared to think how low the current group of young wizards would be.
Sirius believed that if the top ten wizards in their year were summoned to fight, even if this class of students united, they would be able to completely defeat them.
Of course, the prerequisite is to remove Rolf...a monster who can kill werewolves at the age of thirteen is certainly not included in the reference range.
"Although your situation is very bad, you still have a chance to make up for it." Sirius looked around and said loudly:
"Today is a practical class, or in other words, for the next year, you will only have practical classes."
“The best way to learn something is to practice it, whether it’s Defense Against the Dark Arts or anything else, the truth is the same.
In Defense Against the Dark Arts, the next thing you need is not a quill, but a wand. "
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(Thanks to the boss "Give me a bottle of wine and give me a cigarette" for the tip)