Tales of Herding Gods

Indra's Shit Pot

Chapter 624: Emperor Shitian’s Shit Pot

"A wild man from the mountains?"

The sweeping monk leaned on his broom and laughed, "Master Qin, can you completely shirk the responsibility of this matter by saying 'a reckless man'? You killed 367 Buddhas in my Buddhist world, and the Buddha of the Moon Palace, as well as five other Buddhas. You also polluted most of my Great Brahma Realm and turned it into half of the Netherworld. How can you just let it go?"

Qin Mu said honestly: "Please let Wang Fo decide."

The sweeping monk looked at him without saying a word. After a long while, he smiled and said, "If I say it's all your fault, I'm wronging you. Although you are honest and terrified, you must be unwilling to accept it in your heart. The people you killed were all sent by the Heavenly Court to the Buddhist world. The reason why Emperor Shi Tianwang Buddha uncovered the golden willow leaf between your eyebrows was actually to use you to purge the Heavenly Court forces in the Buddhist world. Moreover, if he released Qin Fengqing, it would also endanger your life. You are very smart and saw this a long time ago, so you dared to kill without restraint. Because you know that even if you do such a thing, you will not be punished, and Emperor Shi Tianwang Buddha will definitely protect you."

Qin Mu bowed his head and said, "I dare not pass the buck. Although Indra Buddha wanted to use me to eliminate the power of Heaven, those Buddha disciples did die in my hands. Moreover, the pollution of the highest holy place of Buddhism is indeed related to me."

"You don't need to hide your true thoughts in front of me. It's unnecessary and useless."

The sweeping monk smiled and said, "You guessed right. You can't be blamed for this. Although I don't quite agree with what Indra did, I don't object. Just lower your head."

Qin Mu leaned down, and the sweeping monk took out the golden willow leaf and carefully placed it between his brows, saying with a smile, "But I can't take the blame for this. If I do, the Buddhist world will cease to exist, and the Heavenly Court will take the opportunity to destroy it and usurp the throne. So this blame can only be taken by you and Emperor Shi Tianwang Buddha. Emperor Shi Tianwang Buddha is my junior brother, and he can bear the stinkiest shit pot, but you, taking a small black pot, won't crush you."

Qin Mu breathed a sigh of relief and touched the golden willow leaf on his forehead. He felt much more at ease. It was not only because of the golden willow leaf, but also because of the words of the Great Brahma King Buddha that made him feel at ease.

"You don't have to blame Indra. He is thinking about Buddhism, and he also has his own past and his own problems."

The sweeping monk swept the floor and said with a smile, "He needs to bear the shit pot. This shit pot is enough for him to toss and turn, and it is difficult to clean it up. Although the Heavenly Court knows that I acquiesced, it is not legitimate and cannot use me as a scapegoat. They can only arrest Emperor Shi Tianwang Buddha. I will not expel the evil spirits of the Dark City in this Great Brahma Realm. This is evidence that my Buddhist world has stayed out of it. My Buddhist world is also a victim."

Qin Mu followed him, walked across the ground he had swept, and praised: "Wang Fo is wise."

The sweeping monk said, "The Heavenly Palace is bloated and decayed. It will take several days for them to react and come to check after receiving this news. During these few days, you and Indra Buddha need to leave the Buddhist world to avoid disaster. It is easy for you to leave the Buddhist world, but Indra Buddha's cultivation level is too high, so it is difficult for him to leave the Buddhist world."

Qin Mu thought for a moment and asked, "Wang Fo has no solution?"

"Yes, I have."

The sweeping monk laughed and said, "But I can't use my method. I still have to save some face for the Heavenly Court. If I send Indra away, this little face will no longer exist. So you can only think of a solution on your own, and don't involve me and the Buddhist world."

Qin Mu scratched his head and suddenly lost his voice and said, "In other words, we helped the Buddhist world to eliminate the forces of the Heavenly Court and prevented the Buddhist world from falling into the control of the Heavenly Court. Then, the blame was put on me and Emperor Shi Tian Wang Buddha, and the Buddhist world and Wang Buddha were left alone, and they got all the benefits! We are going to flee for our lives because of this, right?"

The sweeping monk looked up at him and said with a smile, "Yes."

Qin Mu was stunned. After a moment, he asked tentatively, "Are all the older generations so sinister?"

"yes."

The sweeping monk laughed and said, "But we call it wisdom, not insidiousness."

Qin Mu's face was as dark as iron: "Is there a difference between being wise and being sinister?"

The sweeping monk continued sweeping the floor and said with a smile: "In fact, you and I have been predestined for a long time and have met many times. Don't worry, I won't let you suffer too much. I won't pass on the Emperor's Throne Sutra to you, but Qin Fengqing swallowed one of my souls, and this soul turned into a big Buddha and is hidden in your third divine eye."

Qin Mu touched the golden willow leaf on his forehead and wanted to peel it off and look in the mirror to see if there was really a big Buddha sitting in his eyes. However, thinking that if he activated his skills, he might turn into the evil giant baby Qin Fengqing, he had to endure it.

"This big Buddha can work together with Tu Bo's seal to help you suppress Qin Fengqing, so that Qin Fengqing will not break through the seal and attack you. Moreover, this big Buddha contains my Emperor's Throne Sutra. I will not pass it to you directly. You have to comprehend it on your own. How much you can comprehend is up to you."

The sweeping monk swept the floor seriously and said, "If you have the ability, you can comprehend what Zhan Kong can comprehend. If your comprehension is a little worse, you can also comprehend what Ming Xin can comprehend. If you are too obsessed, you may not comprehend anything. I have given you the true scriptures, and I have also put the blame on you."

As he was sweeping, a courtyard appeared in front of him. In the courtyard, Indra, the King of Heaven Buddha, was concentrating on meditating on something.

The sweeping monk walked in while sweeping the floor, and Qin Mu followed closely behind him. The sweeping monk continued, "Since the work has been done, it is time for you to leave. Junior brother, please stand up. I will sweep away the dust left in your heart, so as not to pollute my quiet little house."

The Indra Buddha suddenly woke up from his enlightenment, looked at the sweeping monk, then looked at the dark-faced Qin Mu, and asked in surprise: "Brother, is everything settled?"

The sweeping monk said, "It's settled."

Indra Buddha asked tentatively: "Is the shit bowl covered?"

The sweeping monk said, "It's already on top of your head. It's very secure and stable. You can't take it off."

Indra Buddha breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's just a small pot, I will bear it, as long as I can protect the Buddhist world and the Taoism. By the way, brother, is this shit pot big? How long will it take to clean it up?"

The sweeping monk hesitated for a moment and said, "You didn't say you wanted to clean it, so this basin is a little big, and there are a lot of things in it... But it can still be cleaned."

But he had one more thing he didn't say: "It will be cleared up when the weather changes."

"Junior brother, it's time for you to return to your Indra realm and prepare to die. Take donor Qin with you and let him send you out of the Buddhist world." said the sweeping monk.

The Indra King Buddha glanced at Qin Mu, who was still frowning, and said with a smile, "He sent me away? Does he have such magical power? Brother, it's better for you to send me out of the Buddhist world. You have great magical powers, far better than me, and you can sleepwalk through the world. You must have a way to send me out safely."

The sweeping monk did not say anything. He swept the floor with his broom and suddenly swept the feet of Indra Buddha. Indra Buddha felt dizzy and when he came to his senses, he saw that he and Qin Mu had been swept out of the door and were standing in front of the dilapidated temple.

The temple gate was in ruins, smashed by Qin Mu. The monk poked his head out from behind the half-collapsed brick wall and said to the two of them, "Mr. Qin, you don't need to worry about Zhan Kong and Ming Xin. They will go back after they learn the Emperor's Throne Sutra. It's much easier to send them away than to ask you to leave. I'm building a wall and repairing the gate, so I won't send you off."

The dim halo behind Indra's head became bright again, and the Buddha's light shone all around. He smiled and said, "Brother said that this shit pot is big and smelly enough. I want to see how big and how smelly it is. Qin, don't be so gloomy. I am sorry for making you suffer..."

Qin Mu was about to remove the golden willow leaf from his forehead, but Indra quickly bowed and apologized, saying, "No need to remove it. You can beat me up, but I can still run away. I'm here to apologize, and I will definitely compensate you in the future."

Qin Mu put down his hand and said, "I am now taking the blame for you, Wang Fo. It's such a big black pot that I may not be able to clean it even if I wash it for a long time."

The Indra Buddha smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will clear your name in the future. Besides, I am also holding the blame. My senior brother spoke in my voice at the beginning, so he was the one who put the blame on me. Let's leave this place first. Although the Heavenly Palace is bloated and rotten, they will get the news and come to capture us in a few days. Let's go back to the Indra Realm and make preparations."

Qin Mu's expression softened and he nodded.

The Indra King Buddha took him up into the air, looked around, and saw the corpses of Dharma King Morun and several Buddhas. He was both happy and surprised: "I had seen that his eye was strange, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful that even a Buddha like Morun was killed. Although Morun's attainments in Buddhism are only half-baked, his strength is extraordinary. This shit pot is not small, but I can handle it, I can handle it!"

He brought Qin Mu to fly to the Golden Sea, and suddenly his expression became dull, and the Buddha's light behind his head almost went out. He saw that the Buddha's light in the Golden Sea, the highest holy land in the Buddhist world, was almost extinguished, and the thick demonic energy of the netherworld was everywhere. Holy mountains and islands were collapsed, and countless temples on the holy mountains and islands were sunk!

This is a disaster!

The Indra Buddha's eyes widened, and the Buddha light behind his head flickered, as if it could go out at any time. After a moment, he came back to his senses and looked at Qin Mu with difficulty: "You want to put the blame on me too? Can you share the responsibility for a while?"

Qin Mu shook his head and said, "Wang Fo, I still have a black pot here..."

The Buddha Indra exhaled a breath of foul air, looking somewhat distraught. The most sacred place in the Buddhist world had just turned into another ghost city. It was estimated that in the near future, many wronged souls would gather here, and even Tu Bo might come here to take a stroll!

I'm afraid that half of this pure land will have to be divided among Tu Bo!

"Hold on, you must hold on! Senior Brother said that I will be able to clean up my mess in the future, and he won't lie to me!"

The Indra Buddha took a long breath, and instead of looking at the miserable situation in the Great Brahma Realm, he brought Qin Mu to the Indra Realm and said, "Just now, Senior Brother said that you have a way to send me out of the Buddhist Realm. May I ask what means and magical powers do you have, Qin Xiaoyou?"

Qin Mu was unhappy and said, "I came here to seek the true scriptures. If I don't get them, I will not be able to explain myself when I go back, and I will also have to bear the blame. How can I tell Tathagata when I go back? I can't face him, so I'd better let the Heavenly Court arrest me and execute me."

The Indra Buddha understood everything and said with a smile, "I will pass on my Indra Sutra to you. Although it is not as good as the Emperor's Throne Sutra, it is still the Supreme Heaven Sutra. Brother's Emperor's Throne Sutra is profound and difficult to comprehend. It is too complicated, but my Indra Sutra is much simpler, vigorous and rapid, and it is easy to practice. You will see the effect soon after learning it. Now, can you tell me how to leave the Buddha world?"

————Jiang Miao: Maha? Maha Maha! Maha...Maha! Maha——, Maha (^-^)V

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