Section 276

And you will get one trillion beautiful coins as a gift. How generous. This is worth several dollars.

Good guy, really good guy.

However, even if they are a good person for the moment of giving money, the rest of the time, they will still look unhappy at the people on Lucky Island.

This is a patriotic feeling unique to the Chinese people.

As for how this trillion appeared, it has long been spread on the Internet. It was all caused by the evil sect of their leader.

And another piece of news early in the morning was even more outrageous.

Y benefits the country.

The Y-Li country gave all the collections of their national museum to China. At eight o'clock sharp, fifty Boeing cargo planes carrying these collections will be sent to Yanjing International Airport.

After seeing this news, netizens were as excited as if they had taken stimulants.

In Lu Bai's words, Sha Diao netizens are much happier.

But everyone is indeed very happy.

"Damn it, brothers, have you read the news? The news said that our leader just came back and robbed one trillion beautiful coins. The leader is really ruthless."

"Master, don't talk nonsense. How can you call it robbery? It's obviously a free donation."

"Yes, yes, free donation. I'm sorry, I accidentally said what was in my heart. Brothers, I am guilty."

"One trillion is a lot of money. I have no idea about numbers. Can anyone explain it to me?"

"One trillion beautiful coins, to put it simply, is worth three large loans. If it were distributed to each of us Chinese people, each person would be able to get at least 5,000 yuan, which is probably that much, like the one upstairs The missing brain stem is estimated to be equivalent to at least two months’ salary.”

"I guess, with so much money, this Lucky Island is so generous."

"You're so generous, haven't you heard that you were scared? Otherwise, how could they be kind enough to give us so much money? In the words of the leader, this is called protection money."

"People heard that Lucky Island is still providing disaster relief. They are actually quite pitiful. Let's do this. I have two newly used sanitary napkins. Can I ask the relevant organizations if I can donate them to them? In fact, washing is better Usable."

"You're a bit cruel, girl upstairs, but I like it. Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Married? It doesn't matter if you get married, I just like to marry beautiful virgins."

"The leader is a bit fierce this time. He collected one trillion yuan as soon as he came out. And I heard that many countries are raising money now. They heard that our leader is going to visit their country, and everyone is very happy. They all want to donate to our China. This is the first time I have heard of this in my almost fifty years of life. Now I can really see the money coming back. "

"Brothers, it feels so good. I feel so good. I can't help it anymore. I have to wash my feet this morning. I heard that the girls who wash their feet are very pitiful. Not only Mom, who loves gambling, but also has a sick father, There are also younger brothers who are in school. Every time I think about how pitiful they are, I want to have a good communication with them, but I have never had the courage to help them. Today I saw that the leader has done so many great things for us in China. I feel that I The courage has been filled by the leader."

Lu Bai? ? ?

I'm pretty.

Why don't you go wash your feet? Just go wash your feet. You want to put the blame on my head. That's too much. I've already filled up my fucking courage.

This sand sculpture.

Because of the time difference, Lu Bai was still awake at this time. When he saw this comment on Weibo, he even kindly commented below.

"Little brother, what I heard is different from yours. I heard that all these girls drive Porsches, live in Tomson Yipin, and any bag they buy has to be from the Donkey brand. Have you been deceived? , you are thinking about yourself, with a salary of several thousand yuan a month, you will have to make steamed buns and pickles every day when you come back.”

As soon as the comment was posted, Lu Bai was caught red-handed by netizens.

"Oh, I've caught a new leader."

"The leader actually showed up, and he still appeared in such an unorthodox comment section. He is indeed a saint who can create a cult holy book."

"Master, why are you still standing there? Please invite our leader to wash your feet together. Tell him the truth. In fact, you have really been deceived."

Song Qingci: "Lu Bai, he won't go."

"Damn it, the leader's wife, the leader's wife is here too."

"This is the first time I have seen the leader and the leader's wife appear together in the comment area. It seems that the leader and the leader's wife are very happy today."

"I'm sure I'm happy to have a great victory just after I left the house."

"Madam, I heard that you are pregnant with little Lu Bai. Is this true? Our cult has a successor, right?"

"Mrs. Leader, let me ask, if you are really pregnant now, then you must not have a boyfriend. You know, I have always had a dream since I was a child. I just want to be a father to other people's children. Don't worry, I'm definitely more reliable than his biological father, and I'm not bad looking either. People outside call me Ganzhou Lu Bai."

"Madam, leader, I am a professional name maker. Do you want me to help name the future leader of our cult?"

"Leader, where are you going next? I want to go on a robbery trip with you."

Lu Bai: "Don't talk nonsense, kid. I didn't rob you. It was obviously a gift given to me because of my good looks."

"Master, you dare to swear that it's not because you are evil and frightened them, so they have to pay you protection money."

"I dare you. I swear, Lu Bai, that everything that happened today has nothing to do with me. If I tell a lie, I will be able to do whatever I want in the future."

"Master...you...are such a dog."

"Master, I have a question for you. You said that a small island that stood on the sea for many years suddenly grew legs and ran away. What do you think happened?"

"Didn't you just say that this small island grew legs and ran away? You also asked me if you are mentally ill. I suggest you go to the psychiatric department to make an appointment and take a good look."

"Master, it is said that the Caribbean pirates have been recruited by you. Is this true?"

"Yes, I heard that some terrorist organizations have now turned over a new leaf and started to set up charity funds. What do you think of this, Master?"

National Treasury "Master, I am also in Yli Country. I know that there are several museums in Yli Country. Wait for me to take you to see them. Also, I know the specific location of the national treasury of Yli Country. Master, take me to rob it."

"Master, how many days do you plan to stay in Yli Country? Where is your next stop?"

The appearance of Lu Bai and Song Qingci instantly caused an unprecedented sensation on Weibo.

This was the first time that the leader and his wife had collaborated, and all the netizens were attracted at once.

The weird comments from netizens were like a gusher.

However, after Lu Bai simply answered a few questions, he disappeared.

When netizens reacted, they found that the questions Lu Bai answered seemed to be stubbornly explaining everything that happened today, but in fact, it had nothing to do with him.

Their leader is really hard-mouthed.

But it doesn't matter. Anyway, the leader has come and interacted with them, so they are very satisfied.

How to describe this feeling? Although they call themselves cult members every day and call Lu Bai the leader, Lu Bai seems to be high above them, and Lu Bai himself is very evil, but Lu Bai gives them a very real feeling, very close to them, just like a friend, who can be touched by hand.

This makes netizens feel a sense of honor that their good brothers have suddenly become successful.

It's just a weird thief.

Chapter 181 Lu Bai, a model worker? ? ?

The honorary titles of "National Model Worker" and "National Advanced Worker" are awarded by the top leaders of China to commend those who have made significant contributions to the cause of socialist construction.

The purpose of awarding the honorary title of National Model Worker is to promote the spirit of model workers, the spirit of labor, and the great character of the Chinese working class and the broad masses of working people.

The selection and commendation of national model workers is held every 5 years.

It stands to reason that the next selection will be held in 2025, but just as Y Liguo's plane was about to arrive at Yanjing International Airport, China National Radio suddenly reported a piece of news.

"Starting this year, the selection and commendation of national model workers will be changed to once every 3 years. At the end of this year, a national model worker commendation conference will be held in Yanjing Great Hall. The specific time is to be determined."

As soon as the news of China National Radio was issued, major platforms immediately sent this news to the hot search.

A very strange behavior.

Changing the time and suddenly announcing it makes people feel incredible.

At first, netizens didn't notice anything, but as netizens with brains opened up and talked nonsense, they seemed to be gradually approaching the truth.

"Brothers, do you think it's a bit weird that the time of the National Model Worker selection was suddenly changed?"

"Great minds think alike. I also think that there's something wrong with the selection of the National Model Worker. Why does it feel like it was specially tailored for our leader?"

"Yeah, even the time is still to be determined. This should be to wait for our leader to return triumphantly from abroad. Otherwise, there is no reason for CCTV to broadcast such an unreliable news."

"It seems to make sense. I said, why did CCTV come up with such a news."

"National Model Worker, such a labor title, I think it's quite appropriate for our leader."

Lu Bai's little black man was actually very dissatisfied with this matter. He, Lu Bai, is he worthy of it?

But watching CCTV-1 broadcasting the scene of fifty large cargo planes arriving at the airport, even they felt in their hearts that it was very reasonable to give Lu Bai the title of National Model Worker. Even a more honorable title seemed normal.

Then why not give Lu Bai more?

It is really impossible to give it, because the things Lu Bai did were too weird. You can't say in the comments that Lu Bai won some award because of his weirdness. This is really not nice.

The news was actually confirmed ten minutes after the news was broadcast on CCTV. The Cultural and Entertainment Department suddenly posted a microblog, "The Cultural and Entertainment Department recommends the national model worker: singer Lu Bai."

Then there was nothing else. They didn't even dare to introduce what Lu Bai did. Of course, it is also possible that they thought everyone knew what Lu Bai had done in the past few months.

Anyway, after the Cultural and Entertainment Department's microblog was posted, netizens determined that singer Lu Bai would definitely have a place in the selection of national model workers.

He was the first singer to receive the National Model Worker Medal.

Anyway, when netizens and cult members saw this news, they were all very excited, as if this honor was given to them.

...

At this time, Lu Bai didn't know that he had inexplicably been nominated for a national model worker.

Of course, if Lu Bai knew, he would also think it was very reasonable. He is now a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize, so it is normal for him to have multiple model workers.

He also worked hard.