I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Section 313

The Ma Island that Country A gave to Lu Bai in vain suddenly seemed to be equipped with a motor and began to sail freely on the sea. The direction seemed to be heading to the Eastern Continent.

This shocked netizens.

"Shit, shit, it's here again, it's here again, why did Ma Dao run away with his long legs?"

"Fuck, needless to say, it must be Lu Bai, this bitch, who is evil again. This bitch is too evil. Not long ago, the island in the City of Desire ran away as if it had grown legs, and now there is another horse island. , It’s not this Lu Bai, does he have some evil power?”

"Don't ask. Asking has nothing to do with him, Lu Bai."

"Indeed, this Dogecoin has the toughest mouth."

"Brothers, I think we should not provoke this evil person at this time. I am really afraid of this evil person now."

"Yes, he is not only evil, but also has a dark heart. He is simply terrifying."

"Don't worry, brothers, this bitch Lu Bai is evil and has a dark heart, but he is still very good to us ordinary people."

"By the way, I suddenly remembered where the island in the City of Desire is now."

"It's almost to the South China Sea. Ever since Lu Bai left Yli Country, this island seemed to be suddenly filled with electricity and started to gallop on the sea."

"It seems that he is heading to China."

"Sure, where else can we go? It seems that China's territory will soon be expanded."

"No, it's two yuan. This Ma Island must also be going to China. This grandma is too perverted. Lu Bai is not only robbing money and museums, he even robs land. I learned this I have never seen such a terrifying person in all my years.”

"Isn't this Lu Bai sent by aliens?"

"alien???"

"I don't think aliens are as outrageous as he is. He is a god, a bastard evil god."

"So is it a dog or a god?"

"How about we call him the Dog God."

"good idea."

"x-on:狗神, 狗神, please come out and explain to us how he can run with long legs when this Ma Island was just given to you."

As soon as this comment was posted, it was quickly liked by hundreds of millions of people.

And soon the name of the Dog God spread all over the world with Ma Island's travels.

Lu Bai now not only has the reputation of an evil god, but also has the reputation of a dog god.

Why is he called the Dog God? Because he is a real dog.

Lu Bai hadn't considered this yet. He was checking the map on his mobile phone. Lu Bai had a special feeling that these two islands floating in the sea would end up in a taboo place.

And it is likely to become a bridge connecting the two cities.

These two cities are the two famous seaport cities in China, Qingcheng and Dagang City.

When he was in elementary school, his classmates would always take maps and come up with some naive ideas, such as Qingcheng and Dagang City. It would be great if they could reclaim land from the sea, so that the distance between the two cities would be the same. It will be close to you in an instant, and you no longer have to take the slow boat to Qingcheng.

And when Lu Bai saw the two small islands starting to head towards China, he felt that these two small islands seemed to be reclamating the sea and building land, and would probably connect the two cities.

In this way, their land area in China can increase a lot.

It's so easy to open the door for evil, and the evil door has arrived.

So Lu Bai simply posted another tweet. The tweet was a map of China. Lu Bai specifically marked the locations of Qingcheng and Gangcheng, and then two small islands traveling alone on the sea.

With the text: "These two islands seem to be just the right size to fit in."

As soon as the tweet was posted, netizens went crazy.

"What does Lu Bai mean by tweeting this?"

"Needless to say, Lu Bai's meaning is not obvious yet, that is, these two islands will eventually stay in the sea area between Qingcheng and Gangcheng. In other words, this place will no longer be a sea in the future. Reclamation of sea and land Once completed, our country’s territory will even increase by tens of thousands of square kilometers.”

"Fuck, it's really fake."

"Since it was Lu Bai who posted the tweet, it must be damn true. Although Lu Bai is a bit tough on his words, he is still quite reliable."

"Is this the legendary land reclamation? Damn it, this is too awesome."

"I always thought that these two small islands would always be floating on the sea in the future, just like ghost ships, wandering around the world. I never thought that one day these two small islands would stay in China, Lu Bai is awesome ”

"Damn it, the boy upstairs, do you know anything about it? What's your name, Lu Bai, Mr. Lu? No, it's called Lu Shen."

"That's right, God Lu, God Lu, damn God Lu is not only robbing the dead and living people now, he's even started to rob his mother's land. Oh my God, this is it."

Lu Bai: "Don't talk nonsense. Who robbed it? These islands obviously ran away on their own. What does it have to do with me?"

And just after Lu Bai commented on the comments from netizens, the old man called again unexpectedly.

"Lu Bai, I saw online that you commented on a netizen's comment, so it must not be false."

"Lu Bai, shut up first, don't talk, and listen to me."

"Let me tell you first, I don't believe you if you tell lies anyway."

Lu Bai? ? ?

Why are you still talking like this when you are such an old man?

You asked me if it was fake.

Tell me in the next sentence, if I tell lies, you still won’t believe me.

Don't play like this.

Of course Lu Bai can understand the old man's feelings. After all, as a Chinese, who can't be happy about the extra tens of thousands of square kilometers of territory for no reason?

But I didn't say anything.

I didn't say anything.

"Old man, I said I was talking nonsense, you should believe it, right?"

"Nonsense? Nonsense is fine, Lu Bai, do you still want to talk nonsense now? I like to listen to nonsense the most, I want to listen, I love to listen, hurry up and say more."

"Hehehe!!!"

"Lu Bai is serious, this is true."

"Old man, I can't guarantee you this, but I think it's possible. After all, it's a homeless island. It's normal for him to lean on it."

"Okay, okay, right, right, it's normal for him to lean on it, so is it the same for the Falkland Islands?"

"I don't know."

"How could you not know?"

"Then it's possible."

"You said it's possible, then it's certain, Lu Bai, do you have any other possibilities?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know."

"Then I'll ask your son, okay, you let your son speak."

"My son is less than a month old, what can he say."

"Then you speak for your son."

"I won't say."

"You speak."

"I won't say."

"Lu Bai..."

"Beep beep beep!!!"

Once again, once again, Lu Bai hung up the phone to the old man.

...

At this time, Lu Bai was sitting in the car, and he was also very excited. Although he had done it so many times, he had never been so excited.

It felt like completing a great work, so awesome.

So Lu Bai was in a good mood at the moment.

Someone wanted to ask Lu Bai what he wanted to do when he was in a good mood?

Lu Bai would tell you very sincerely that when he was in a good mood, he wanted to rob, and no one could stop him.

D countryman: ? ? ?

Lu Bai, don't you have anything to do?

When you are in a good mood, you want to rob. Is that a human thing to say?

At this time, the people of Country D were actually very conflicted. They had an idea in their mind that they hoped that the cult leader Lu Bai would come to Country D in person. They felt that only when Lu Bai came could they prove that their Country D was strong.

A somewhat perverted idea.

Another thing was that they hoped that Lu Bai would come empty-handed and return empty-handed.

Who the hell likes to have robbers in their home?

And when Lu Bai's car drove into the spacious country road of Country D, everyone hoped that Lu Bai could get out of their Country D immediately.

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