Chapter 14: Running Away Is Shameful but Useful

Dawuwuhulu——

With the groan of the engine, Chen Tao ran away directly, suppressing the dirty words that Bane wanted to say.

For the first time, Bane showed a horrified look on his face.

His intelligence on Batman was seriously wrong.

What was that?

He replayed what he saw in that second in his mind.

How could a person's feet turn into wheels?

"You——"

When he reacted, he immediately took out a headset and put it on his ear.

"Zombie man! Caveman! Birdman!"

"We are here, Bane!"

Bane's men answered on the radio communication channel.

"The plan has changed, all come to chase him."

Men:?

Bane looked deep:

"I need to find out what happened to Bat."

Although he was carrying four people, Chen Tao ran away, no, he turned the wheels and ran away. Bane couldn't catch up for a while.

In his own world, the Batmobile was hated by everyone, and running away was of course a passive skill. Chen Tao tightened his gluteus maximus - his own liquid nitrogen sprayer.

"Oh my God!"

Killer Croc stared at Chen Tao's feet that had turned into wheels: "Bat, I didn't know you had this ability."

"Stop talking nonsense, Death Shooter, get ready to shoot!"

"..."

My name is Floyd Lawton, 27 years old, and I'm Death Shooter.

I'm being chased by a devil muscle man over three meters tall. He just killed three of my companions. I have no doubt that he can punch me into a cookie.

But I'm not panicking at all now, because he can't run as fast as my horse.

"..."

But there is still a problem, a very, very important problem.

The horse I'm riding now is named Batman.

"Ah ... Do you really believe his lies?

He fell into deep thought. Batman must have a special reason, but now he knows too little information, so he is completely in the dark.

"Your feet..."

"Shut up, just take the bus, I'll think of a solution!"

"You..."

Chen Tao's prostate drifted, barely dodged a boulder thrown by Bane, and said unhappily: "What's the matter?"

"Look ahead!"

Chen Tao turned his head and saw several large buses blocked in the middle of the road ahead. Bane's men were standing on them, waiting for him to hit them head-on.

"So, what can you do now?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth.

...

...

...

"Super Baby" is a newly opened restaurant in Gotham City. In order to attract customers, the waiters here are dressed up as super-powered people, which is quite sexy.

In the store, two policemen sat by the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows and were enjoying a hearty breakfast.

"Ding ding ding... Help, the Joker just robbed our bank, you have to..."

The slightly older policeman and the younger policeman looked at each other and turned off the communicator nonchalantly.

"Ah, it's okay, Batman will catch the Joker back."

The slightly younger policeman said: "That's right, it's just a cleanup anyway, why bother?"

They looked at each other, found resonance with the slacker, and then laughed...

"..."

"So do you want to order more?" The waiter dressed as Harley Quinn said impatiently.

They ordered more, and the older policeman continued: "After so many years in Gotham, I'm almost not surprised by anything."

"Yeah, there's always work to do. Do you remember that Poison Ivy robbed Star Labs two days ago, and Gordon was in a hurry as if something big had happened. What about now? Hahaha!"

"Yes, anything can happen in Gotham," the old policeman took a sip of beer, "even if I see a dinosaur wearing skateboard shoes on the street now, I won't feel strange. But what's the saying, the sun rises as usual, Batman can solve everything~"

The young policeman froze.

"?" The old policeman looked at the dumbfounded young policeman strangely.

"Look... look behind you!"

He turned his head, and then saw a huge, green Tyrannosaurus Rex at least 6 meters tall walking past the street.

It was wearing a somewhat tattered uniform that was exactly the same as Batman's, revealing anthropomorphic strong arms and thighs, with golden spiked arm armor wrapped around it, and a mask on its head - although the mask looked like it was not worn on his dinosaur head.

He held a few unclear small things in his left and right hands, which seemed to be several people and a big lizard.

"???"

The atmosphere of the restaurant was also quiet, and everyone stared blankly outside, watching the dinosaur's tail disappear around the corner.

The two policemen looked at each other.

"Hahahahaha——"

"We are really dazzled. How could such a thing happen?"

They patted each other on the back, laughed until they were out of breath, and then fell silent together.

There was a loud bang, which was obviously the sound of a rocket exploding.

The dinosaur ran back again, with two more wheels on its feet, and was chased by three people holding rocket launchers and a muscular man.

"Roar!"

The two policemen looked at each other.

"Aiya——"

Bang!

The door of the restaurant was opened directly, and a large number of guests screamed and rushed out together, and they successfully escaped the bill!

The two policemen ran out of the store, tremblingly took out their small pistols, and looked at the big green dinosaur on this street, blocked here and there, running from here and there.

Rockets were flying everywhere, bullets were flying everywhere, and the vehicles parked on the roadside were hit by rockets, and turned into the sky with a violent explosion, and then the muscular man jumped up and grabbed them, and threw them at the dinosaur like a shot put. People on the street wailed and fled in all directions, leaving a mess everywhere.

Look at what you have protected!

The green dinosaur did not forget to save people while running away. He picked up a little girl who was almost hit by a fallen street lamp, and then picked up a middle-aged man who fell down, and then abandoned them casually on the way, jumping left and right, as agile as a big ape. The four people chasing behind were furious, but how could they keep up with the long legs that slid out more than ten meters in that step?

Finally, the big guy seemed to be finally irritated by the four people who were chasing him relentlessly, and he actually beat up two of the people holding rocket launchers. Before the two people were ready to escape and the muscular man came to find him, the green dinosaur escaped again-

He jumped up suddenly, kicked the wall with the tire on his foot in mid-air, and rushed to the wall with a bang by the reaction force of the rotation, and jumped onto the roof, crushing a large piece of bricks and tiles. The four pursuers also climbed onto the roof. They chased and fled, and soon disappeared, leaving only two policemen looking at each other.

Someone next to him was wailing "My car", the road was full of flames and messy ruins, and a fire hydrant exploded, soaking the two people who couldn't dodge in time.

The older policeman sighed calmly.

"Okay, what happened just now? Is that dinosaur Batman?"

The young policeman calmly answered him: "Who cares? Our job is to clean the streets. Damn it, sometimes I feel like an NPC living in a game."

"I think so too!" The old policeman also joked: "If this world is a book, the two of us should be the extras in the book without even a name."

"Right, Sean!"

"That's right, Boris!"

They patted each other on the back, laughed out of breath, and then fell silent together.

"Damn, I have to work again."

"Yeah, damn it."

"Wait, after we finish cleaning, there will be superhero villains messing up the streets, so is there any difference between cleaning now and later?"

"Hey hey - that makes sense! Let's go back to eat. I just ate half a donut."

So, the two strong-hearted old men quickly accepted everything, simply wiped their heads, and went back to continue eating breakfast.