Chapter 12 Tradition
The third generation Robin Tim Drake was wearing a pair of shackles and anklets, sitting in the seat reserved for Batman in front of the Batcomputer in the Batcave with a sour face, just like a housewife who had just learned that her husband had cheated on her.
"Alfred, Batman has been a little bit off lately, absolutely, definitely a little off."
He held his throat and said sarcastically: "Ignoring Batman's instructions is almost a traditional skill of every generation of Robin, so I'm sorry, dear Tim, I'm afraid I have to lock you up."
When Tim thought about Batman asking him to stretch out his hands, he was stupid enough to stretch them out, and he wanted to slap himself twice.
"Hahaha."
Alfred brought a box of pastries over: "It's Robin's job to take a break occasionally, how about a piece of candy? Do you want taffy or chocolate?"
"I want both!"
Tim took the pastry sullenly, and then began to eat it. His voice was a little fuzzy because he stuffed too much taffy in his mouth.
"Ah... Thank you! But Alfred, to be honest, I think there might be something wrong with Bruce."
He swallowed a big mouthful of pastry.
"Maybe it's mind control, maybe it's a magical soul swap, maybe it's another conspiracy of the Mad Hatter - but I beat him for two hours and he refused to tell me.
In fact, no matter who the soul living in Batman's body is now, at least... I think he is definitely not Bruce."
Young Robin put the empty plate on the table, his expression gradually became serious.
"I have to say, he is the most skilled actor I have ever seen. Even Basil Carroll (the original name of the Clayface, a villain who can transform) would be dumbfounded when he saw him."
Tim paused and continued:
"However, even such a great actor cannot imitate something he does not understand at all. His understanding of Batman is wrong - Bruce is just a mortal, Alfred."
"No matter how terrifying Bruce appears in front of outsiders, he is still a mortal. We all know that he is just a mortal. But he played Batman as a god! A god walking on earth!"
"Spirit, demeanor, the most powerful is momentum - I have seen Bruce angry more than once, but this fake is a hundred times more terrifying than the original. I feel my heart stop when he looks at me!"
He said irritably: "I'm already here In three days, we secretly verified his true identity using more than 40 methods, including iris, fingerprint, DNA testing, biological AI logic analysis, gait testing... But no matter how we verified, he was the original Bruce Wayne! "
He looked at Alfred very seriously: "But what? Hiring mercenaries to help him complete the task of fighting those Arkham lunatics, and taking the initiative to abandon Robin and act alone. Of course, 'abandoning Robin and acting alone' is also Batman's usual style, but this is different. "
His eyes gradually became deep: "And those nonsense about retiring... He is definitely not Bruce. Maybe we should arrest him and then use a crowbar and whip to torture him about where the real Bruce is."
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"It's terrible."
Chen Tao maintained a condescending and contemptuous attitude like a bat, his heart pounding.
But fortunately, the fake bat scared away the real Bane, and this level was considered to be passed.
The current situation is indeed as he expected. Bane is not a pure warrior, but a cunning hunter.
Before he was sure that Batman was exhausted, he would never confront Batman head-on. In history, he waited for more than three months, allowing Batman to capture the lunatics he released from Arkham one by one, and after confirming that Batman was completely exhausted, he hid in someone's house to attack. Such a cautious Bane would never launch the final duel here.
Chen Tao still has time - before his weak nature is completely exposed.
Chen Tao climbed down from the garbage mountain and walked towards the Deadshot.
[Warning! Anchor prop "Captain Javelin's Broken Javelin" detected]
[... Anchor prop "Slipknot's Broken Beloved Lasso"]
[... Anchor prop "Tattoo Man's Broken Hand"]
Chen Tao paused, looking at the silver-white explanation fonts that kept popping up on his retina, and fell into deep thought.
What does this mean, huh? I ask you. What does this mean.
Why can I pick up the anchor prop when my teammates died tragically?
Anger, shaking, cold.
Could it be that I, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader, the Guardian of Gotham, the greatest detective in the world, the famous Batman, can only make a living by extorting coins from my teammates?
Looking at the relics of his teammates, Chen Tao felt a lump in his throat, and a poet-like feeling of sadness and sorrow surged in his heart.
No! Never!
Superheroes must have backbone!
Even if I die, I will never pick up the bodies of my teammates!
"..."
Half a second later, Chen Tao licked the loot with tears in his eyes.
Forget it, Batman beating his teammates is an old tradition of the Justice League anyway, so these few are not a big deal.
[Captain Javelin's Broken Javelin: Gant Braun once used it to win multiple gold medals in the Olympics. Although she has no head now, the remaining material is just enough to make a flagpole. ]
["This javelin is my wife!"]
Chen Tao only then realized that Captain Javelin not only had no villa, but his wife was also a javelin. He should have thought of it earlier, how could a man like Javelin have a wife? The villains in the DC universe have more or less mental problems.
[Slipknot's Broken Beloved Lasso: Christopher Weiss doubts everything, but he is confident in his rope. When he is lonely in the middle of the night, he even uses the rope to ***. Whenever he ties someone up, the corners of his mouth always curl slightly, and a confident smile appears on his face. ]
["Oh, ah, oh, oh woo woo woo-the lasso responded to me... I firmly believe in its judgment."]
This one is even more of a weight.
Chen Tao decided not to hire such a pervert again. Especially since he had wasted himself.
[The Broken Hand of the Tattooed Man: John Oakes used to be an ordinary sailor until he was imprisoned for fighting and met the first generation of tattooed man Abel Tarrant in prison. He has always kept the anchor tattoo he got when he was a sailor on his arm to recall those youthful years. ]
[“It’s slippery, I tell you, the deck is really slippery!”]
[Converted Crisis Energy Units: 10]
Chen Tao was speechless. Three weaklings, only converted 10 crisis energies for him in total, and the three of them combined only converted as much as the ventriloquist had converted for him before.
But in the final analysis, how is this crisis energy calculated? Any of these three people can fight the ventriloquist on par, why only convert so little?
[Warning! None of the three anchored objects in hand have searched for the target Batman! Three weak and low-level Batmen will be randomly matched for you...]
[Matched: Batbaby]
[Do you want to consume 1 unit of crisis energy to synchronize?]
Chen Tao noticed that unlike the previous Batmobile, there was a small silver-white description below the Batman matched this time:
[A Batman who was about to die in a dark multiverse reincarnated his memory into a baby, thus obtaining the baby's body. Later, because his head was too heavy, he accidentally fell down the stairs and died while trying to walk upright.]
[Danger level: no level]
Chen Tao's face suddenly turned black. What's the point of becoming a top-heavy baby? Will the villain let him go if he acts cute and coquettish?
Don't do that!
[Immediate synchronization has been abandoned. The data has been saved. You can consume one unit of crisis energy to synchronize with the Batman at any time]
[Matching again... Success]
[Matched: Batman]
[Batman from a dark multiverse bought the entire Gotham City and turned the city into his medieval serf estate, and then was killed by Superman as a villain. ]
"..."
Chen Tao was powerless to complain. Superman actually killed people, what a cruel and twisted world?
Out of sync!
[Matching again... Success]
[Matched: Mayor Batman]
[Bruce Wayne from a dark multiverse did not become Batman, but became the mayor of Gotham, but was assassinated and his head was hung on the gargoyle of Wayne Tower to warn people not to go against the gangs. ]
"..."
Another useless ability, Chen Tao sighed, and then cast his eyes on the three seriously injured people lying on the ground.
Stare~