Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 385 I Am Playing the Role of a Lotus

Even though Ren Jie didn't have a few words, it was quite tiring to sing.

It is necessary to mobilize the atmosphere, but also to be serious when reciting, and not to laugh if you hold it in.

After finishing the song, I was actually sweating a lot.

During the review session, the judges immediately became energetic.

"Well, I'm going to take the liberty to ask, Qi Ling, why do you have your own atmosphere group when you sing?"

The scene immediately went crazy with laughter.

Qi Ling picked up the microphone and smiled happily: "Oh, we are not famous, and we are afraid that this song will not arouse everyone's enthusiasm, so we have to perform in person."

"No, no, no, you underestimate your popularity. You have many fans! "Over the Moon" made everyone happy."

Qi Ling waved his hand: "We don't have any fans, everyone is giving us face."

"By the way, Brother Brother, what do you think of reciting on stage?" One of the judges asked with a puzzled expression.

The judge sighed: "To be honest, I thought you would do a rap, or a whole amazing harmony, or not sing at all, or even play an instrument or something, but I never thought you would do a rap. Recitation.”

Ren Jie smiled as if he had picked up money: "Actually, I resisted at first, but Teacher Nuoyan said that this song goes well with recitation and asked me to try it. I tried it and thought it was quite interesting. I don't know if everyone likes it." dislike?"

The audience shouted: "I love it!"

“It’s so exciting!”

"I've learned it, I've learned it, and I've mastered new singing skills!"

"I'll sing like this next time too."

Audience members expressed that they had mastered new skills.

There was also a lot of chatting in the live broadcast room.

"It's exciting. I learned a singing technique that combines singing and chanting from the song "Mortal Song" last time. From then on, no one dared to sing with me on KTV."

"Is it possible that the singing is too ugly?"

"But, I thought that "Mortal Song" was just half-sung and half-recited, but it turned out that it was not the same thing at all."

"It's better now. There's an additional recitation style. Damn it, can I still go to KTV in the future?"

The judges laughed out loud: "There is another very presumptuous question. I wonder if it is not convenient for Ren Jie to answer?"

Ren Jie shook his head violently: "You said it was presumptuous, how presumptuous are you to ask!"

puff!

He simply doesn’t play according to the routine!

All joking aside, the judges still asked the question for everyone.

"Ren Jie, what role did you play in the song "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond"? What role did you play?"

This is a rather pointed topic.

The audience braced themselves and wanted to hear what Brother Oh would answer.

In fact, from the beginning, some people questioned the meaning of Oh Ye Ge’s existence.

Many people even think that the Phoenix combination is Qi Ling + a random man.

Ren Jie's eyes widened with an exaggerated expression, and he almost said to the audience: "No way? No way? Don't you see it?"

The audience all shook their heads, "No!"

Ren Jie was anxious: "How could you not see it?"

"I really didn't see it!"

Ren Jie straightened his clothes and held his head high, "No, you guys, take a closer look!"

Audience: "What are you looking at?"

"Look at my clothes!"

"What happened to the clothes?" The judge looked confused.

Ren Jie became even more anxious and pulled Qi Ling over, "Look at us again!"

Where the two stopped, everyone took a closer look, what a guy, red and green!

"You two, one is green and the other is red, are you doing the Yangko dance?"

Audience: "Hey guys, I just discovered that red and green are a dead match!"

"Absolutely, I have been ignoring Brother Oh, I just think Qi Ling is pretty good-looking."

"Tsk, tsk, when this color scheme came out, it was a bit eye-catching."

Ren Jie saw that everyone was laughing, but no one guessed it. He pointed at himself and Qi Ling anxiously.

"What is this?"

Ren Jie sighed: "It's a pity that I prepared the stage carefully."

"Hey, it was carefully prepared? Can you tell me about it?" The judges became interested.

Ren Jie pointed to his pink shirt and said, "What color is this?"

"Pink!"

"What color is the lotus?"

"It's pink too!"

Ren Jie clapped his hands: "Hey, by the way, I play Lotus!"

Everyone was startled.

Ren Jie pointed at Qi Ling again: "She is Lotus Leaf!"

Qi Ling bent down with laughter.

The judges all laughed so hard that their stomachs ached and they banged the table.

The scene erupted into loud laughter and boos.

"God damn lotus and lotus leaves!"

"Damn it, it's so amazing!"

"No wonder the two of them, one wearing pink and the other wearing green, are just playing role-playing here!"

"I'm laughing so hard. I've been doing it for a long time. Brother Ye is the lotus."

"What a green with lotus flowers."

Thunderous applause.

The audience all found today's game interesting. Not only did they see Brother Oh Ye upgraded to a reciter, but they also listened to a joke.

The scene was very lively.

The voting session began, and the results came out. Phoenix Group won the second place in one fell swoop.

The first time I came on stage, this ranking was already very high.

Many people even voted for Ren Jie, and their reasons were very good.

"Thank you, Brother Li, for allowing me, a tone-deaf waste, to sing."

"grateful!"

"Thank you, Brother Du, for helping me regain my confidence."

"The King of Love Singers" is over, and the popularity on the Internet is ridiculously high.

In fact, Phoenix has always underestimated its influence.

Their fans are relatively peculiar, and they are different from fans of all stars.

Phoenix has gained a large number of middle-aged and elderly fans with "Above the Moon" and "The Most Dazzling National Style".

Young people, on the other hand, like them half-hiddenly.

In normal times, everyone chases their own stars and has their own idols and favorite actors, and they can hardly talk to each other.

Even if they talk to each other, they are basically fighting.

In the era when fan circles were popular, fans used rulers to measure on posters, studying whether their idols stood in the center position or how far away from the center position they were.

They took timers to calculate how long their idols appeared and how many shots they were given.

They flipped through their notebooks to count how many honors their idols had won and how many compliments they received.

Stars fight overtly and covertly, and fans are even more so.

But you can't see these in Phoenix.

Talking about other stars is fighting, but talking about them is unanimous: "Unfashionable!"

Now you say you want to talk about Phoenix Legend, then I'm not sleepy anymore.

It's still rustic, but it doesn't stop everyone from liking it. Everyone is still happy to play with it.

"Oh ye brother", "bodyguard", "atmosphere group", "recitation brother", "Qi Ling and his robber partner".

There is no threshold for these memes about them, which can reach every age group and easily poke everyone's funny point.

Joking aside, everyone is not stingy with their love, and even directly send them to the hot search.

At this time, the Phoenix group occupied several hot searches.

#Oh ye brother upgraded online and turned into a recitation brother!

#Oh ye brother started a new role-humanoid props!

#The group with the atmosphere group-Phoenix group.

#"Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" occupies your mobile phone ringtone!

"God damn, playing the lotus!"

"Oh Ye Ge unlocks a new role. After Oh Ye Ge, rapper, one song opens up three roles: reciter, atmosphere group, and humanoid props."

"One song unlocks three roles. The Phoenix group has more and more people!"

"I want to see what tricks he can do in the next game!"

The discussion on the Internet was heated, and the Phoenix group became popular again.

As soon as "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" was released, the number of downloads soared, and it became the ringtone of many people's mobile phones.

At this time, some people on the Internet listened to it and tasted a different taste.

"I feel that this song is not right."

Some people immediately jumped out to argue.

"Haha, what's wrong? You want to find another way to say it's tacky?"

"Forget it, this song is the least tacky. The lyrics are so beautiful."

The netizen said: "It's beautiful, but the problem lies in the lyrics."

"Get lost!"

The netizen said: "I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. Let me explain it to you slowly."

"I want to see what you can say!"

The netizen began to interpret.

"Do you think this song is a bit..."

"Tacky, right? Goodbye!"

"No, it's a bit scumbag..."

"???"

The fans of Phoenix Band couldn't hold it anymore. They tolerated tacky, but what does scumbag mean?

They know about scumbag men and women, but this is the first time they have heard of a scumbag song.

The netizens were a little confused. Is this a new standard for describing songs?

Then this netizen began to interpret.

"Everyone knows Aquaman and Queen of the Sea, right? For those who don't know, let me explain. It's about raising fish. Listen to the lyrics "I'm like a fish in your lotus pond..." Does it sound like a fish singing?"

Netizens: "..."

"Fuck, it really looks like one!"

"Damn, it ruined my lyrics!"

"Suddenly I can't look at this song straight."

Fans of Phoenix Band were speechless.

It's all Aquaman's fault. A good song has changed its taste.

And they can't even refute it.

Since they can't refute it, they might as well join them.

Fans followed the scum's train of thought and soon found a new discovery.

"Fish, fish, you swim slowly..." This sentence was also given a new meaning.

"This is what Aquaman sang!"

"So this song is actually a duet of fish and Aquaman?"

You know, many netizens have set this song as a ringtone.

A young man shared the new meaning of this song with his mother with a sly smile: "Mom, I tell you, this song has another interpretation!"

"What interpretation?"

"Hehe, this is a song about the Sea King, blah blah..."

The mother was silent, picked up the pillow and beat him, cursing while beating: "I call you the Sea King, I call you the Sea King!"

Such scenes happen in many families.

And more people, with tears in their eyes, set this song to the Sea Kings and Sea Queens to remind themselves that they are just a fish, and there are many such fish in the lotus pond.

In any case, this song "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" is a hit, a mess.

The popularity of this song only lasted for two days, and soon the popularity dropped.

Time passes day by day.

What no one expected was that on Friday, "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" became popular again!

On Friday night, the second episode of "Guarding Jianghan Road" was broadcast, and a wave of dream linkage came.

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