Chapter 382 How Did You Get Into My Group?

Xu Nuo took the golden hoop that he had snatched back from Zhao Lei, disassembled it into two sections, found Lin Wanqing's car and got in.

He took off his hood and mask with great effort and breathed in the fresh air.

In the car, Lin Wanqing was laughing so hard that her body shook.

"What are you doing?" Xu Nuo wondered.

"Hahaha, Xiaoke said that the Monkey King danced very well, and she wanted to learn it too!"

Xu Nuo's face was dark: "Did you tell her?"

"No, I just shared with her our handsome and elegant Monkey King..."

Xu Nuo nodded with satisfaction. Although this adjective was not able to describe his peerless appearance, it was not bad.

"Shared with her the dance that the Monkey King danced on the stage." Lin Wanqing said, holding her stomach.

Xu Nuo: "..."

It's bad, my reputation is ruined.

"She didn't guess it, did she?"

Lin Wanqing shook her head and said with a smile: "She didn't guess it, but uncle and aunt also like your dance."

Xu Nuo was petrified instantly.

"No, you also shared it with my parents?!"

Lin Wanqing smiled and nodded, "Auntie said that her sisters all thought it was good after watching it, and they are going to learn it together."

"Learn shit!" Xu Nuo said angrily.

Lang Wanqing laughed so hard that she was out of breath, and stretched out her hand to poke him and said, "Auntie said that you have the opportunity to invite the Monkey King back to teach them."

"???"

Xu Nuo was dumbfounded.

"Wait a minute, why do you seem to be so close to my mother?"

"Yes, Auntie even taught me how to cook." Lin Wanqing said proudly.

"It seems like you did something extraordinary behind my back." Xu Nuo said expressionlessly.

"Hahahaha, by the way, uncle also praised you for dancing well!"

"????" Xu Nuo couldn't hold it anymore: "You chatted with my dad too?"

"Oh, that's not the case, I'm in this group." Lin Wanqing shook her phone and pointed to the ordinary group name "Loving Family" on the screen.

Xu Nuo laughed out loud: "Your family is called this? Why is it called this name everywhere?"

Lin Wanqing shook her head, "This is your family group."

Xu Nuo was confused.

He searched his pockets, took out his phone, and found the loving family.

The loving family (4) has become the loving family (5).

Xu Nuo rubbed his eyes and clicked on the group members. Lin Wanqing was there.

"No, when did you get in?"

"Today, Xiaoke pulled me in." Lin Wanqing said as a matter of course, and then sent a message to Zheng Qiuyun in the group.

"Xu Nuo agreed. He said that he would invite the Monkey King back to teach you to dance in person."

"Wow, wait a minute, when did I agree?" Xu Nuo was shocked and reached out to grab her phone, trying to withdraw the message.

Lin Wanqing slapped his hand away: "Be honest, Auntie has seen it all."

Xu Nuo pulled his hair and looked through the chat history in pain.

Xu Ke: "Mom and Dad, I invited Sister Lin to come in!"

Zheng Qiuyun: "Oh, how could I forget about this, hurry up and invite her."

Xu Chengwen: "Like emoji."

Lin Wanqing: "Hello, uncle and aunt."

Zheng Qiuyun: "Smile.jpg. Good, good, welcome Xiaoqing."

Lin Wanqing sent another video.

It was the part where Xu Nuo danced.

Zheng Qiuyun: "Oh, this is good, this is good, I will send it to my sisters!"

Xu Chengwen: "Good dance."

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Xu Nuo felt more and more confused the more he flipped through the chat records.

In a short while, he seemed to have become the extra person, and they seemed to be a family of four, chatting enthusiastically in the group.

Xu Nuo tagged his mother: "Mom, the Great Sage is a singer, how can he have time to teach you that dance."

Zheng Qiuyun: "Didn't you say you were a composer? The Great Sage doesn't even give you this face?"

Xu Ke: "That's right, I heard that singers are eager to curry favor with you. You just don't want to put in the effort!"

Zheng Qiuyun: "Ah, the son is grown up and can't be controlled by the mother!"

Xu Nuo's temples were throbbing.

Turning to Lin Wanqing, he said: "You just dragged my parents to the same front?"

Lin Wanqing put away her phone after laughing enough and started the car.

"Go back and explain how many young ladies you watched dancing." Lin Wanqing stepped on the accelerator and rushed out of the parking lot.

"No, I didn't watch it!"

Xu Nuo tried to explain.

It's all Zhao Lei's fault!

"Oh." Lin Wanqing was expressionless.

Back home, Xu Nuo tried to explain why he could learn such a sexy dance.

Lin Wanqing sat on the sofa with a big horse and pointed to the side.

Xu Nuo sat down honestly.

Lin Wanqing lowered her head and scrolled through her phone, and didn't hear any sound for a long time.

"Talking?"

"Ah? What?"

"Aren't you going to explain?"

Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, "Oh, well, I think that song is suitable for you to dance, so I thought about choreographing a dance."

"Bah! No one would believe you." Lin Wanqing rolled her eyes.

But although she didn't believe it, she didn't delve into it.

It's normal for men to have some weird hobbies.

Especially for a pervert like Xu Nuo, dancing is nothing.

"Do you like skirts?" Lin Wanqing suddenly said.

Xu Nuo was excited: "I like it!"

"Oh, then I'll buy two more." Lin Wanqing pointed her finger and ordered a few skirts.

Xu Nuo was overjoyed: "When will it arrive?"

Lin Wanqing glanced at him, "So urgent?"

"That's a must!" Xu Nuo rubbed his hands excitedly.

With a new little skirt, he can hehehe...

Xu Nuo lay on the sofa, resting his head on Lin Wanqing's legs, happily browsing his phone.

This posture is particularly comfortable. He can see Lin Wanqing's face as soon as he raises his eyes, and he can also enjoy the mountain openly.

He opened Weibo and browsed the hot searches.

Wow, "Masked Singer" directly dominated the screen.

# The Monkey King's song "Divination" amazed the audience, and the little pepper was ashamed!

# The amazing dance makes it difficult for people to doubt the Monkey King's gender!

# "Never Left" is also known as "Never Breathed"

# How strong is the Monkey King's singing skill?

# Jade-faced Fox won the fifth issue of the King of Singers!

# Shock! Zhao Lei beat the werewolf on the stage?

# First-line singer Shi Wen was eliminated!

# Three people challenged the King of Singers in succession, but all ended in failure!

This night belongs to "Masked Singer".

When the ratings of the fourth episode showed a downward trend, Hongliu made urgent adjustments to turn the tide and opened the challenge rules, which made the ratings of the fifth episode reach a new high.

In the online ranking of contestants, the Monkey King moved up one place to the second place.

The first place was Wolf Man, and the third place was Jade-faced Fox.

After he sang "Never Left", his ranking moved up for the first time.

Before, most people thought that his singing skills were not as good as the two kings and queens.

Even after he sang "Never Left", most people ranked Wolf Man first.

So there was a strange scene that the three consecutive kings of singing were ranked behind Wolf Man, who had only won the king of singing once.

And the candidate with the highest voice for winning the "Masked Singer" was also Wolf Man.

Jade-faced Fox was on par with the Monkey King.

There was a lot of discussion on the Internet.

"The lion king is a bit too pitiful. He actually competed with the Monkey King in breathing."

"It's really outrageous. The Monkey King sent the lion king away with a song "Never Breathed."

"Does anyone think that the Monkey King lacks some emotion when singing "Never Left"? Like a robot?"

"Yes, yes, he is awesome, but I always feel that the emotion is lacking."

"No problem, I think the lion king sings more emotionally."

For no reason, many "emotional parties" appeared on the Internet, talking about emotions all the time.

To sum it up, people who sing too steadily have no emotion, like machines.

This argument was also ruthlessly criticized by many netizens.

"What does it mean to have emotions? Is it to have emotions when you scream hysterically? Or is it to have emotions when you are about to cry?"

"It's embarrassing, because he is not hysterical, not heartbroken, not crying loudly, not bending over, and not stamping his feet, so he has no emotions."

"I understand, objective skills can't be criticized, so you can only turn around and criticize subjective emotions?"

"It's hilarious, in the eyes of haters, high notes = no emotions."

"A large-scale double standard scene, before, the Monkey King relied on emotions to win, but when he sang "Big Fish", he changed his words and said that he was opportunistic and relied on novelty. Now he changed his words again? Now he has no emotions? Please unify the words next time."

"There are always people who think that everyone is drunk and I am the only one who is sober, so listen to your emotional songs carefully!"

There are all kinds of people on the Internet, and the place that best reflects biodiversity is the Internet.

"Brothers, I'm in love with the Monkey King!"

"Who wouldn't be confused after watching this?"

"Uh, wait a little longer, wait for the Little Pepper version of "Divination" to come out, then go for it."

"Going for it is harmful to your health, be careful."

In the evening, the whole network was discussing "Masked Singer".

The popularity remained high, and the video of Xu Nuo dancing had more than five million views and more than 50,000 comments in just one hour.

Many anchors were forced by netizens to dance this dance.

"Sing "Divination" or I'll unfollow you."

"Change the song, change the song quickly, how come you don't know how to catch the hot spots?"

"What "Divination" have you not heard of? Goodbye!"

"Anchor, dance, just dance "Divination", I'll promote it for you!"

"Hurry up, I'm thirsty!"

Under the audience's screen-sweeping requests, many female anchors searched for the song "Divination" on the spot.

The female anchors learned and sang, and their popularity soared.

"You've sung it twice, it's time to try it!"

"If you dare to dance, I'll give you rockets!"

Under the temptation of rockets, many female anchors began to try this dance.

Rockets flew up.

The more outrageous thing happened. Netizens were not satisfied after watching the female anchors, and asked the male anchors to dance as well.

The male anchor felt so pissed off, but for the rockets, he still gritted his teeth and danced.

"It's so hot!"

"Fuck, a good job is a reward!"

"Awesome, the anchors are giving it their all."

The live broadcast platform was in chaos for a while.

Netizens first looked at the female anchors, then slid down to the male anchors, and suddenly felt hot.

At the same time, "Never Left" also became a challenge project for anchors.

"Family, I'm giving it my all, and I'm ready to challenge "Never Left". It's very difficult. Can you give me some rockets to support me?"

"Thank you for the rockets, boss!"

"Boss is generous!"

The anchor was in high spirits and sang a song like "Never Left" that sounded like ghosts crying and wolves howling.

That night, countless anchors who listened to the advice reaped the benefits.