Chapter 540 Inspection Results

Before Zi Qiao and Mei Jia could start a quarrel and dislike each other in front of everyone, Xiao Hei was already waiting impatiently in the room.

He came out and urged Ziqiao dissatisfiedly: "Lu Ziqiao, why do you keep dragging your feet on asking you to come in for a checkup?

"You and Meijia are stuck together?"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, thinking that Xiao Hei's intuition was really damn accurate!

Ziqiao and Meijia looked embarrassed, and the word "unlucky" in their hearts was almost printed directly on their faces.

Nanfeng explained to Xiao Hei: "Okay, Zi Qiao and Mei Jia have a small problem. Xiao Hei, you should let the next person go in to check first."

"Alright."

Xiao Hei asked Guangu, who was behind Zi Qiao, to follow him in for inspection, and then walked straight into the room.

Although Sekiya has learned the truth about the ridicule of his physical examination from the optician who examined him, he still panics when he hears the word "physical examination" now.

Seeing Guangu lingering and not daring to go in, Youyou touched Guangu's head as if coaxing a child, and then pulled him directly into the room.

At this time, Nanfeng suddenly turned to Zhan Bo and asked, "Zhan Bo, did you just see clearly what distance Ziqiao and Meijia should keep to avoid being shocked?"

Zhan Bo nodded. It was very simple for him to visually detect the distance between Zi Qiao and Mei Jia.

"According to my visual judgment, the maximum safe distance between Ziqiao and Meijia to avoid being electrocuted is about 1.3 to 1.35 meters.

"If you need more precise data, you can only use measuring tools to measure it."

"Between one-thirty-three and one-thirty-five meters?"

The girls except Meijia were startled when they heard this, and their faces also had a somewhat intriguing look.

The next moment, several people started to take action. They hurriedly rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in Xiao Hei's suite, trying to find suitable and accurate measuring tools.

Zhan Bo couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the behavior of the girls in the apartment.

Although he said it himself just now: If you need more precise data, you have to use measuring tools to measure it.

But when they began to look for measuring tools impatiently, Zhanbo didn't understand the meaning of doing so.

In his opinion, regarding the current situation of Ziqiao and Meijia, what they have to do is not to keep the maximum safe distance, but to get as close to each other as possible.

Obviously there can be more than one meter of fault tolerance, so why maintain the maximum safe distance to challenge the tacit understanding and limits of both parties.

If someone between Ziqiao and Meijia suddenly fell down at the maximum safe distance, wouldn't the two of them be shocked in vain?

This is completely unnecessary.

Although Zhang Wei didn't think as much as Zhan Bo thought, he also felt that "Yu Mo" and the others' actions were not very necessary.

He scratched his head and asked curiously: "The total error is only five centimeters. Why do you have to measure it to an accurate result?"

"It's just an error of five centimeters. Five centimeters is very important, okay?"

"Yifei" lowered her head to find the tool, and asked Zhang Wei without raising her head: "Zhang Wei, if I add five centimeters to your most important thing that is not long enough, will you be so happy that you go crazy? "

"Yu Mo", Wan Yu and Curry Sauce suddenly froze as they searched for measuring tools.

Meijia also pursed her lips and looked at "Yifei" in disbelief.

[The most important thing but not long enough...]

【Could it be! 】

"hiss……"

The boys gasped, their mouths wide open in horror, their eyes full of shock and weirdness darting back and forth between "Yifei" and Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei's most important thing is not long enough. Even the boys don't know about such a private matter. How did "Yifei" know about it?

Everyone looked at each other, and they suddenly began to feel lucky that it was Xiaoxian in a suit who was staying here now. Otherwise, given Mr. Zeng’s character, he would probably start having sex again as soon as he heard this.

Xiaoxian in a suit was very calm when he heard this, and there was even a faint smile on his lips.

Being smart and rational, he didn't think too much, but the suit boy still felt a little regretful, why couldn't he and Zeng Xiaoxian appear at the same time?

If Zeng Xiaoxian was here at this time, I would like to dedicate a classic old song to him: "I have a promise with the grassland."

There is one section in his song that Zeng Xiaoxian should like very much.

[Green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green...]

Xiaoxian in a suit thought, with a wicked smile on his lips.

As for Zhang Wei, he has been confused ever since he heard clearly what "Yifei" just said.

[What is the most important thing that is not long enough? 】

[Why am I not long enough! 】

Zhang Wei ignored everyone's strange looks. He didn't even have time to think about how "Yifei" came to this conclusion, so he just lowered his head and pondered.

Actually...Zhang Wei doesn't have much idea about this aspect.

When Yifei said this, he was really a little nervous.

[Could it be that I’m really not tall enough? But my ex-girlfriend, a young woman, never mentioned it! 】

[So is it that she has limited knowledge, or is "Yifei" knowledgeable? 】

Zhang Wei fell into self-doubt.

"Yifei" who was rummaging for something suddenly found that the surroundings became silent. She raised her head in confusion, only to find that everyone had been staring at her strangely.

"what?"

"Yifei" was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized what nonsense these guys were thinking.

She crossed her arms and smiled angrily: "I'm talking about Zhang Wei's bank account balance. What do you think I'm talking about?"

Everyone felt like they were struck by lightning. While their scalps were numb due to the thunder, they also had a faint feeling of enlightenment.

So the most important thing that is not long enough is actually the bank account balance?

Put it this way...it seems reasonable.

For most people, money is their most important thing, let alone Zhang Wei, a miser like him.

And there shouldn’t be anyone who thinks their account balance is too long, right?

Everyone who thought wrongly smiled awkwardly, and at the same time, they said in an extremely fake tone: "Actually, what we were thinking about was the account balance."

"Oh."

Yifei smiled contemptuously.

As for Zhang Wei, he raised his head after hearing Yifei's explanation and heaved a sigh of relief.

[It turns out that not long enough refers to the account balance. I thought it was...the account balance. 】

Zi Qiao's sharp eyes immediately caught Zhang Wei's strange behavior. He smiled and teased: "Zhang Wei, you seem to be very unsure of your own length?"

"Go, go, go!" Zhang Wei, who had regained his confidence, rolled his eyes at him, "It's hard to say who is the older of us, so why are you pretending to be here with me?"

"oh?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Are you challenging me?"

"Please, even if you want to have a fight, do you still have to take into consideration that there are still us female compatriots here?"

"Yu Mo", who was rummaging through Xiao Hei's tool box, expressed her disdain for Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei without raising her head.

Zhang Wei pointed to himself in astonishment: "No, when will we compete with this!"

"Yu Mo" didn't pay attention to Zhang Wei, she was still rummaging around on her own.

Suddenly, "Yu Mo"'s eyes lit up, and she shouted excitedly: "I found it!"

Then she took out the tape measure from the little black tool box and rushed to Zi Qiao and Mei Jia.

"Yifei", Wan Yu and Curry Sauce immediately stopped rummaging when they saw this, and they all hurried over.

Nanfeng, Zhanbo and the other boys looked puzzled. They shrugged and tacitly put away the things that the girls had no time to return.

At this time, Ziqiao and Meijia had been slowly moved by the girls to their maximum safe distance.

"Everyone, next is the time to witness the miracle."

As Yu Mo spoke, he held his breath and began to measure the distance between the two with full concentration.

The other girls crowded together, all with their eyes wide open, staring at the scale on the tape measure.

"Maximum safe distance: one thousand three hundred and fourteen millimeters!"

As "Yu Mo" shouted out the measurement results, the four girls said "yeah" excitedly, and instantly hugged each other overjoyed.

"One, three, one, four, we guessed it right!"

The girls cheered in unison.

"What?!!"

Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other in disbelief. What kind of distance is this?

This number is truly outrageous!

"Depend on."

When the boys heard their cheers, they all shook their heads in confusion.

Everyone originally thought that the girls were so impatient to look for tools and measure the distance between Ziqiao and Meijia, probably because they discovered some key points that the boys ignored.

It took a long time to do it... and that's it?

Nanfeng curled his lips: "You are too bored, you just can't eat any more candy."

Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement with Nanfeng's idea.

"Yu Mo" put his hands on his hips and said plausibly: "Nanfeng, you don't understand this.

"Since Mei Meng Yi accurately selected Zi Qiao and Mei Jia among the twelve of us, let them be the couple with the side effect of "Never Separate", and chose one, three, one and four as meaningful among the infinite numbers. number.

"This means..."

"I know."

Wanyu raised her hand and replied: "This means that the two of them are destined to be destined, and it is a fate arranged by God!"

Curry Sauce also nodded and said: "Fate, of course it is God's greatest arrangement."

【Destined? 】

Ziqiao and Meijia curled their lips in disgust. They had been separated and reunited so many times, but in the end they were still entangled.

Even if they were destined to be together, it would still be a fate that they could never get rid of.

"no."

After being interrupted, "Yu Mo" covered his mouth and snickered: "This shows that... God just wants to make fun of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia to relieve their boredom."

"ah?"

Everyone looked at "Yu Mo" in confusion.

"Yu Mo" explained: "Think about it, the enemies of Rang Ziqiao and Meijia have to stay together these days whether they are eating, drinking, having sex, or even bathing and sleeping.

"Even if they want to be farther away from each other, they can't exceed the ambiguous safe distance of 1,314 millimeters. How much fun would that be."

"What?!!"

After hearing what Yu Mo said, Ziqiao and Meijia suddenly felt a thunderbolt ringing in their ears.

They just cared about hating each other, and really didn't think about eating, drinking, bathing and sleeping.

Although it was true that they had done these things together before, they were still in love at that time, and they were sweet and inseparable.

Now apart from eating and drinking together, if they do other things together... Zi Qiao doesn't have any big objections. Anyway, he won't suffer.

But Meijia definitely can't bear this happening, she will definitely draw a knife and hack herself to death!

No, she will definitely castrate herself!

Ziqiao and Meijia, who suddenly heard the bad news, looked at each other and both let out desperate wails.

"No!!!"

"Yifei" rubbed her ears, then turned to "Yu Mo" and said, "Compared with the two of them, we don't seem so unlucky."

"agree."

"Yu Mo" and "Yifei" gave high fives.

…

Ziqiao and Meijia were naturally very dissatisfied with their side effects, but no amount of dissatisfaction could change the fact that the two of them must now be within one meter and three meters of each other.

Faced with such a cruel fact, the two of them could only grit their teeth and swallow it in their stomachs, forcing themselves to accept it.

After everyone had almost finished checking, the takeaway they had been waiting for was finally delivered.

Everyone who had not had a drop of water or a grain of rice all day today was like a tiger with eyes red from hunger. They swept away the sumptuous takeaways that filled the entire table with a whirlwind, and then everyone felt their round bellies. He closed his eyes and leaned on the back of the chair to eat.

"The test results are out."

Xiaohei, who was burping, took out his mobile phone and carefully looked at the test results sent: "Yuyou, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Xiaoxian, the situation of the four of you is similar to that of Nanfeng before, it only takes a day or two. , it can take as long as three to five days, and it will take no more than a week at most to return to normal.

"As for 'Yifei' and 'Yu Mo'..."

Xiao Hei suddenly stopped and stopped talking.

"Yifei" and "Yu Mo" were already extremely nervous, and Xiao Hei's pause almost made "their" hearts stop.

"Judging from the data alone, the situation for you two should be the same as before Nanfeng, but your situation is really unscientific. I can't guarantee that you will be able to change it back on your own in a few days."

Xiao Hei paused and continued: "I will prepare a pair of smart detection bracelets for you later, similar to Nanfeng's, so you can wear them for the next few days.

"I'll think about it again, it shouldn't be a big problem."

"Yifei" and "Yu Mo" nodded.

"besides……"

Xiaohei looked at Guangu and Curry Sauce: "Guangu, Curry, judging from the data, you also have the problem of overactive brains. You should be careful about possible side effects these days."

"ah?"

Sekiya and Curry Sauce, who looked extremely normal, were shocked: "Is there something wrong with the two of us?"

"Yes, but don't worry, since the whole day has passed between you two without any problems, then this side effect will not be too serious."

Guangu and Curry Sauce pursed their lips. They suddenly felt as if there was an extra bomb on their bodies that they didn't know whether or when it would explode.

But fortunately, this bomb shouldn't be very lethal... right?

Wan Yu complained in a low voice: "Eight out of the twelve people actually experienced side effects, a two-thirds unlucky rate... Xiaohei, it seems that there is a long way to go to improve your dream device."

Xiao Hei sighed: "The last one is Nanfeng..."

Nanfeng was surprised: "You actually still have something to do with me?"

It's not surprising that Nan Feng was surprised. The level of electric current and sound waves used by the Dream Apparatus was only a weakened version of the test stage of his treatment. There would be no problem no matter how he entered the dream world.

In fact, after many previous tests of the dream instrument, he did not experience any side effects after falling into a dream alone.

"Okay, now there is a three-quarters chance of being unlucky." Zhan Bo continued Wan Yu's complaints.

"Of course it's your business."

Xiao Hei said with a smile: "You should take care of everyone these days. When their matters are resolved, you will have to slowly get used to your left hand that has fully recovered its function."

Nan Feng was startled when he heard this. Before he could recover, cheers from everyone in the apartment rang out in the suite.

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