Chapter 538: The First King of Embarrassment

Seeing that Yoyo was about to use large-scale war weapons, Meijia quickly dissuaded her: "Yuyo, do you want to think about it again?"

Guan Gu also nodded repeatedly: "Yes, Youyou, Zhang Wei is just an idiot who talks nonsense, so don't argue with him."

In fact, his original intention was not to let Yuyou make such a fuss, but Guangu ignored that in this exciting state where everyone is exposing each other's history, any words may arouse the emotions of others.

Therefore, Guangu's words not only failed to persuade Yuyou, but also made Zhang Wei include him as a target.

"Before, Guangu fell ill, and I took him to the clinic for treatment. The doctor said that he needed injections in this condition, so Guangu lay on the bed and took off his pants, exposing his buttocks.

"It turned out that the little nurse in that clinic was a crazy fan of Guan Gu. She didn't give any injections and just chatted with the naked Guan Gu for almost half an hour.

"When Guangu, who was about to collapse, finally managed to deal with the little nurse, he asked her to give the injection first, but it turned out that it was surprisingly cold that day, and his butt was frozen solid!

“Good guy, the whole needle broke off after one injection.

"In the end, I took out the hair dryer I carried with me, turned on the electricity and blew it hard on his buttocks, and then the young nurse who had just graduated put the needle in."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Everyone burst into tears when they heard this. They thought that the dark history of Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei was enough, but they didn't expect that there was such a master as Guan Gu.

"Nani?!!"

Guangu's eyes widened with anger on his face: "Zhang Wei, you promised me that you would never tell anyone about this matter!"

Zhang Wei shrugged without any moral pressure and said confidently: "Who told you to say that I am an idiot who talks nonsense? Then I must not be able to control my mouth."

"How can we rest!"

Guangu turned to look at Youyou, and his whole attitude changed instantly: "My dear, please expose Zhang Wei's embarrassing story quickly, and we will fight with him today!"

Youyou nodded heavily, and then she resolutely turned off the automatic voice playback function on her phone.

In fact, Yoyo originally just wanted to play Zhang Wei's dark history, but it turned out that the language auto-play function was really stupid. It ignored the content that Yoyo checked and started reading directly from the first item of the memo.

“Curry Sauce participated in the Big Eater Challenge and ate until it felt like there was food in my throat, and I won.

"Then she met a super handsome guy on the way back to the apartment. Curry went up to chat with him. It turned out that she had just eaten too much, so she couldn't stop punching garlic while chatting with him. Tasty burps.

"At the end, she even vomited all over her little brother!"

The curry sauce expression that was still laughing and looking forward to Zhang Wei's dark history with excitement instantly solidified.

It's so good, why is it just about yourself?

Curry paste pursed her lips, and she looked unhappy and wanted to protest.

But before she could say anything, Yuyou's cell phone had automatically started broadcasting the second piece of dark history.

“The Residents Committee held an event called [Autumn’s First Postcard] before. Nan Feng and Teacher Zeng had nothing to do, so they helped distribute postcards door to door. When they encountered tenants who were not at home, they put the postcards through the cracks in the door. Tuck it in.

"As a result...the two of them were misunderstood as the people who placed the pornographic cards, and then they were taken away by the police!"

The smiles raised by Nanfeng and Xiaoxian in suits instantly faded, and their eyes looked at Youyou with a hint of murderous intent.

At this time, Youyou's cell phone was still loudly broadcasting everyone's embarrassing stories, and even Wanyu and Meijia did not escape the sanctions of the voice broadcast.

Even though Yoyo finally hurriedly turned off the voice broadcast function, it didn't help.

At this moment, everyone's eyes became strange.

After Youyou pressed the "nuclear button" that bombed the entire place without distinguishing between friend and foe, the nature of the entire war changed.

When everyone faces their own dark history being exposed, even explanations are useless.

What they have to do now is to expose all the embarrassing things about other people.

As long as there are enough embarrassing things that happen to everyone today, then your little embarrassing things will be drowned in the vast ocean!

Then the real war of the century begins! beginning! Got it!

In an instant, everyone began to expose other people’s dark histories on a large scale and with high damage without setting any targets.

From the embarrassment of one person at the beginning, to the stupidity of two people, and the three people teaming up to defeat each other... We are all eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing his or her own special powers. As long as this stupid thing does not include himself, then he can use it as ammunition for indiscriminate shooting.

You know, everyone in the apartment knows the ins and outs of each other, and the relationship is like a family... So when they talk about other people's embarrassing things, they don't stop talking at all.

This grand occasion of more than a dozen people exposing each other's history made Xiao Hei's eyes wide open.

He knew that these guys on the sixth floor were typical young men with a lot of fun, and he also knew that they would have to cause some ridiculous things from time to time, but their lives were too exciting, right?

How can normal people have so much dark history!

Nan Feng on the side poked Xiao Hei: "Do you feel envious?"

"No, when did you come to my place?"

Xiao Hei asked in surprise: "Why don't you participate in such a fun thing?"

"Oh, how, how lonely it is to be invincible..."

As Nanfeng sang, his face became slightly sullen: "I don't know what they are afraid of, but as soon as I open my mouth, everyone will point their fingers at me, and everyone will tell me to shut up.

"I tried several times, but I couldn't say a word.

"Although they are talking about my dark history, I feel that I am fair enough compared to them, and there is no need to add fuel to the flames or fan the flames.

"I'm not afraid that you will be bored alone, so I came to watch the show with you."

"Haha." Xiao Hei smiled expressionlessly.

With this kind of rhythm where everyone is exposing each other's history and going back and forth, it's normal for Nanfeng to be ostracized by everyone.

The embarrassment in Youyou's cell phone is just an atomic bomb at best, but the dark history in Nanfeng's head is definitely at the level of two-way foil.

If this human bug is really allowed to go off, he can kill the game directly.

He suddenly turned to look at Nanfeng: "But then again...what did we want to do in the first place?"

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng paused after hearing this, and then he said nonchalantly: "Never mind it, happiness is the most important thing."

Xiao Hei looked at the people in front of him who were blushing and salivating and couldn't help but swallowed: "You call them happy?"

"Don't get me wrong." A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Nanfeng's mouth, "What I said is that I am happy."

Xiaohei: (⊙﹏⊙).

It's really yours.

"Of course, I can actually be happier."

Nan Feng's smile was slightly narrowed and his eyes were bright, which made Xiao Hei scared. He didn't know who this evil-minded guy was planning to trick.

"Everyone," Nanfeng shouted loudly, "Have you forgotten that there is an innocent guy here who is listening to our embarrassing stories and dark history?"

The uproar of revelations suddenly stopped, and everyone looked at Xiao Hei who was watching the battle with ferocious eyes.

How could they forget this guy!

Xiao Hei, who was stabbed in the back by Nanfeng, felt like he was struck by lightning. He stared at Nanfeng with a bright smile in disbelief.

[Thief Sun, you actually tricked me? ! ! 】

Nanfeng just shrugged lightly, and then said silently: "You're welcome."

[In the inner world, Nanfeng explained plausibly. 】

[Anyway, if I don’t say it, everyone will realize it sooner or later. I’ll let everyone train Xiao Hei at that time. It’s better to get involved now and let him participate, just to save time. 】

[By the way...just think of it as having some fun for me. 】

[A very naughty smile appeared on Nanfeng’s face: No one can stand there quietly and listen to our dark history without participating! 】

【Absolutely not! 】

"Xiao Hei~~~"

"Yifei" asked with a smile on his face: "What embarrassing things and dark history do you have?"

Xiao Hei opened his mouth in confusion. He really wanted to say that a person like himself, who is pure and clean and upright, has no embarrassing incidents or dark history.

But Xiao Hei also knew that if he said this, he would probably be silenced by these guys.

"My dark history..."

Xiao Hei pointed at Zhaofeng with a grimace on his face: "Does it count to make a bad friend by mistake?"

"hehe……"

Everyone looked at him with quite ambiguous expressions.

"I have a suggestion. How about... let's check the browsing history on his phone?" Zi Qiao suggested with a wicked smile.

"Lu Ziqiao you!"

Xiao Hei looked at Zi Qiao in disbelief. He gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Now I have two bad friends!"

"Yu Mo" shook his head: "We won't touch something as private as browsing history, but, Xiao Hei, since you heard about our embarrassment, don't expect to stay out of it.

"Everyone, invite Xiao Hei to join the battle!"

"Come on, honey!" The boys pulled Xiao Hei into the battlefield with weird smiles.

Xiao Hei, who was forced to join the war, shouted in horror: "No, I don't have anything to say about your dark history!

"I don't want to join the war, I love peace!"

"Sorry, Blackie."

Nanfeng stood aside with his arms folded. He said as if he was overwhelmed by the high altitude: "If the war continues, it will not be the peace you want."

Listening to the explosive revelations echoing in his ears again, Nanfeng knew that a new round of war had begun again.

…

"No more, no more, I'm exhausted."

After an unknown amount of time, everyone lay sprawled on the ground, each one waving their hands repeatedly and begging for a truce.

It’s not that they have finished telling each other’s dark history, but they are so involved in making each other’s embarrassment that they completely forget that they got up at five o’clock in the morning, and it’s now past six o’clock in the evening, and they haven’t even had time to eat a meal today.

By the time everyone realized this, they were already tired and hungry.

"Yifei" raised his eyes with difficulty: "Nanfeng, declare the war situation."

Nanfeng looked at the counting board on his phone and said, "The current situation is that Teacher Zeng won the first place with fifty-seven embarrassing things, becoming the well-deserved king of embarrassing things in the apartment.

"Then Yifeiyou and Yumo tied for second with 48 black histories, and Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei won the last two of the top five with 41 embarrassing things and 36 embarrassing things respectively. seats.

"Everyone applauds and encourages!"

After Nanfeng finished speaking, he clapped his hands happily, and everyone also clapped feebly.

"Yifei" immediately opened his eyes when he heard this: "Forty-eight? Do Yu Mo and I have so much dark history?

"Nanfeng, did you lie?"

Nanfeng rolled his eyes at her: "Do I need to be deceptive in this regard?"

He paused, and then explained: "You and Yu Mo have a lot of dark history, because everyone's embarrassing incidents basically started after moving into the apartment. The two of you fought so hard that you almost made each other wear crotchless pants. The embarrassing things during the period were also told.”

Nan Feng was surprised: "Under such circumstances, neither of you can get the first place. I can only say that Teacher Zeng's intensity in this aspect is too high."

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled expressionlessly: "Thank you for the compliment. I will remember to tell Zeng Xiaoxian about such a shameful title as the King of Embarrassing Things."

Although he was used to Zeng Xiaoxian being stupid, until everyone had exposed their dark histories and Xiaoxian in a suit heard the horrific results of the fifty-seven embarrassing things said by Nan Feng, he still felt that Zeng Xiaoxian was too stupid.

It seems that if they have a chance to meet again in the dream world in the future, I still have to take heavy measures to train and train him!

Nanfeng smiled and said: "Relax, Teacher Xian, we all know that this is Teacher Zeng's fault.

"Besides, he is only the temporary king of embarrassment. Compared to Teacher Zeng, we have a talented heavyweight in our apartment."

Nanfeng said, turning to look at Zhang Wei: "Future lawyer Zhang Wei, it has only been eight months since you moved into the apartment, and you have actually ranked fifth with thirty-six embarrassing things.

"To be honest, I am very optimistic about you. If I give you two more years, you will definitely surpass Teacher Zeng and become the well-deserved king of embarrassing things in the apartment!"

"hehe."

Zhang Wei suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "Has it only been eight months since I moved into the apartment? It feels like a lifetime has passed."

Everyone took out their mobile phones and glanced at the embarrassing scores that Nanfeng had sent to the group, and by the way, Xiao Hei was also included in the group.

After all, after exchanging dark histories, they are a family that no one can escape if something happens and the secret is leaked.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Everyone looked at each other and started laughing again.

But this time the laughter was not like they had just heard each other laugh at each other's dark history, but a laughter full of happiness and satisfaction.

Although they didn't do anything all afternoon today, they just spent time telling each other's embarrassing things.

But these embarrassing incidents and dark histories do not represent the bond between them and the time they spent together.

Having someone to share with you and someone to accompany you through embarrassing things is called embarrassing things. If you are the only one who encounters those bad things, you will most likely feel that you are extremely unlucky because Mercury is retrograde today, and then you will swallow your grievances and sadness in your heart.

But as long as everyone is together, these bad things can also become a happy time for them throughout the afternoon.

"But then again...what did we want to do in the first place?" Guangu suddenly asked.

"Forehead……"

Everyone paused, and then they all spoke out.

"Whatever, the most important thing is that everyone is happy."

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