Chapter 1083 Chang'an City
The Jiujianxian finally relented. Zen Master Luo was overjoyed and said loudly: "Amitabha, how good it is, how good it is! The Taoist Master's move will surely save countless sentient beings in the future and forge boundless good relationships. He is truly a living and joyful Buddha in the world!"
Although these words were flattery, Jiujianxian felt very awkward. Other monks praised others as living bodhisattvas, but Zen Master Luo praised him as "living joyful Buddha". It sounded like he was mocking him. .
In fact, the Wine Sword Immortal should be lucky. If Luo Feng praised him as a living Bodhisattva, he must have turned her into a female form, injected her with the Mother of Alien mutant medicine, and sent her to the demon army to give her body to the powerful male demon. One way to breed countless hybrids.
In fact, the Jiujianxian also escaped unintentionally. If he wanted to be a scumbag, refused to accept the conditions proposed by Luo Feng, and resolutely abandoned the seven cute little banshees, what would be waiting for him would be Inject LM potion!
If the female goblin refuses to get pregnant, he will let the male goblin inseminate him. Anyway, the effect is the same, and he can give birth to a human-demon hybrid. This is called "toasting a toast and not eating, but a penalty drink."
As for the seven little banshees who were ruthlessly abandoned, Luo Feng had no choice but to help Jiu Sword Fairy take over, mount the horse himself, and lie in the beach villa originally prepared for Jiu Sword Fairy every day, showing off the celebrity monk perfect life.
Fortunately, the Jiujianxian was a warm man and could be regarded as helping others to help themselves. His kindness was duly rewarded and Luo Feng was spared a lot of trouble.
The trouble here refers to training a rough man into a fertility machine that will show off his face when he sees a male creature. This requires extremely rich human breeding experience and psychological knowledge. Only professionals use professional techniques and reasonably Use knowledge of physics and biology to achieve perfect tuning success.
Be convenient for others, be convenient for yourself, sow good causes and bear good fruits...
This is the test of understanding that eminent monks put on ordinary people. Jiujianxian moved his heart of compassion at the critical moment and escaped the horrific disaster of unlimited fertility in a single thought. It is really gratifying and congratulatory.
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Now that the discussion was complete, Luo Feng didn't care that it was midnight, and immediately decided to follow Jiujianxian to Chang'an City, deliver all the tributes requested by the Ghost Emperor, and immediately hold the wedding.
This is exactly what "the emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is in a hurry". Luo Feng acted like an old father who was anxious to hold his grandson, wishing he could send his son and daughter-in-law into the bridal chamber immediately.
As one of the few relatives and friends of Jiujianxian, Jing Xiaolou naturally had to go to the wedding of his old friends, and could only accompany them.
Jiu Jianxian originally thought that calling Shang Jing Xiaolou was enough, and did not want to find more acquaintances to attend the wedding. However, Luo Feng sent someone to call Li Xiaoyao in a very troublesome manner, saying that it would be convenient for him to go with him to recognize his wife. I won’t be embarrassed if I look familiar when I visit Master in the future.
Jiujianxian was extremely unhappy. If Li Xiaoyao went to attend his wedding, he would definitely be looked down upon by his apprentice. This master would not be able to maintain his airs.
At the same time, the old Taoist still felt a little weird, and couldn't tell what was wrong, but he always felt that Master Luo had no good intentions.
It’s not difficult to understand what Luo Feng is worried about. With his bad taste in watching the excitement without taking it too seriously, he must be looking forward to the Jiujianxian’s house to be more lively. After all, he wants to create an Internet celebrity Taoist priest. Don’t spread the rumors. How can scandals attract attention?
Li Xiaoyao was woken up from his bed. He heard that his master, Jiujianxian, was getting married. His reaction was not that excited. Instead, he was very happy for his master. He thought it was a good thing that his sloppy master had someone to take care of him.
Young people are still relatively receptive to new ideas and don't think there is anything wrong with Master's pursuit of love. Even if he heard that his seven mistresses were young banshees, Li Xiaoyao was not too surprised. He just inadvertently cast a slight glance at Master. A look of admiration.
Li Xiaoyao, Jiu Jianxian, Luo Feng and Jing Xiaolou, plus a little snake spirit, a total of four people and one monster, set off from the top of Shushan Mountain overnight and flew to Chang'an City in the north.
Li Xiaoyao learned how to fly with a sword, and controlled the Heavenly Sword given to him by Luo Feng alone. The Wine Sword Immortal summoned a wine gourd and used the enlarged gourd to carry the others.
The big gourd of Jiujianxian is one of the few magic weapons in the world of fairy swords that can carry others flying. However, the maximum number of people this gourd can carry, including the driver, is only three. Fortunately, the little snake spirit can be transformed into a belt, which greatly reduces the load. , and then managed to fly.
The flying speed of the wine gourd is much slower than that of the flying sword. Li Xiaoyao is also a newbie in the sky. He has little experience in controlling the flying sword and cannot fly fast. The group of people flew all night and did not arrive at the south of Chang'an City until three poles high the next day. Door.
Jiujianxian originally wanted to fly directly to the palace in the north of the city, but Luo Feng asked him to land, saying that he wanted to personally inspect the situation after Chang'an City was occupied by demons and confirm whether the Ghost Emperor had complied with his oath not to harm civilians.
Although he wanted to get the wedding done as soon as possible, the safety of the people of Chang'an was involved. Jiu Jianxian would never abandon public affairs for personal reasons, so he controlled the gourd to fall to the ground.
Several people jumped off the flying swords and gourds and walked together towards the Chang'an city gate. Arriving at the city gate, Jiu Jianxian immediately noticed the difference from yesterday. Most of the people who had swarmed at the city gate to flee yesterday had dispersed. There were still many people leaving the city, but the flow of people was relatively sparse.
The demon team that originally guarded the city gate also withdrew, leaving only two bull demons lying lazily at the city gate, stretching and yawning, not even looking at the people entering and exiting the city gate. It seemed that the defense was very lax. No sense of vigilance.
The people who escaped from the city didn't seem too panicked. There were even many people who entered the city. I don't know what their mentality was when they ran back to the city occupied by demons.
Jiu Jianxian couldn't restrain his curiosity and grabbed a middle-aged man who was walking towards the city and said, "Brother, wasn't Chang'an invaded by demons? How dare you go back?"
The man said: "The Taoist priest doesn't know something. After the city was broken yesterday, I was so scared that I pissed myself. I risked my life to escape from the city. I even forgot to put out the fire on the stove at home!"
The man patted his chest as if with lingering fear, then pointed to a notice posted at the city gate and said: "But this morning I heard from people who later escaped from the city that the demons didn't pay attention to the common people at all, and only attacked the dignitaries. , and also said that there was a notice posted at the city gate to calm the people, saying that the demon leader had made an agreement with the immortals in Shushan, and they would never eat civilians, so I pretended to be brave and came back to take a look."
Jiu Jianxian quickly followed the man's guidance and came to the notice board at the city gate. Sure enough, he saw a notice of Anmin posted on it. The handwriting on the notice was quite good, but the wording was very clumsy, as if it was written by an old scholar. hand.
"All the notices for peace of mind have been posted..." Jiujianxian said in surprise: "What's going on? The demons have been locked up in the Demon Locking Tower for hundreds of years. They are all barbarians. How can they be literate? Is it possible? There are literati who have taken refuge in the demons and become their clerical staff?"