Chapter 1081 Internet Celebrity Taoist Priest
Luo Feng became more and more excited as he talked. He sat up from the futon and came to Jiujianxian. He patted his shoulder and said, "I support you with all my strength because you accidentally grabbed the tail of youth. Standing on the wave of the development and changes of the times! This great change will surely sweep across the six realms, change the world structure, and ultimately lead the world towards unity. It started with you, and history will definitely remember your great contribution!"
Jiu Jianxian couldn't figure it out. How could he suddenly become a giant of the times because he accidentally slept with a few girls? Other great men in history only made people gossip about their affairs because of their unparalleled achievements. , He is good, because becoming a great man because of his romantic affair is a bit putting the cart before the horse.
The old Taoist said with a bitter face: "Master Luo, please stop making jokes about Pindao. Pindao doesn't want to be famous in history because of this incident. It's better to keep this marriage low-key. My original intention is just to give those children a good life." To return to my destination, simply give up on ascension and live the rest of my life in an ordinary way.”
"How can that work!" Luo Feng immediately categorically objected: "I just want to set an example and show a new immortal advancement route besides ascension, so that the disciples of the major immortal cultivation sects in the world can have another kind of life. The choice of the ultimate goal, instead of just focusing on kneeling down to the gods, digging holes and stealing holes to become a dog in the fairy world."
The Jiujianxian said in surprise: "Zen Master, what do you mean by this? If cultivating immortality is not for the purpose of ascending, what else can it be for?"
Luo Feng pointed at the little snake girl next to Jiujianxian and said matter-of-factly: "What else can you do to cultivate immortality? Of course it is to marry a beautiful fairy girl and give birth to the next generation of geniuses! As the saying goes, each generation is stronger than the next. The poor monk believes that, After more than ten generations of eugenics and eugenics through the crossbreeding of immortals and goblins, the talents of mixed-race babies born in the human world will be no worse than those of the gods in heaven! Our generation cannot win against the heavens. The next generation, and the next generation after that, sooner or later there will be a generation that can press the gods to the ground and rub them. !”
"This...how can I still cultivate immortality here..."
The Jiujianxian really couldn't turn this corner. He felt that Luo Feng's bewitching words had completely subverted his understanding. Cultivation as an immortal was obviously a very elegant thing. It focused on being pure and abstaining from desires, observing the precepts and escaping. When it came to Luo Feng, Here, it has become a hot bed for the wife and children.
"Don't you understand this?" Luo Feng said proudly: "To be able to make groundbreaking and disruptive achievements in a field, to use a fashionable saying, is to redefine a certain concept. I call this redefinition Cultivation!"
"Redefining cultivation of immortality?" Jiujianxian said dumbly: "It sounds very powerful, but this is not cultivation of immortality at all. You are trashing the word cultivation of immortality!"
"Hmph! What it means to cultivate an immortal is not decided by Emperor Fuxi. It depends on what all living beings think."
Luo Feng snorted coldly and said: "If people mention the word 'cultivation' in the future, they will not think of 'the ancient scrolls of the blue lantern, being alone, living in seclusion, and having a pure heart and few desires' but of the charming little demon girl, we It worked.”
Patting the Jiujianxian's shoulder again, Luo Feng said earnestly: "The 'impermanence' that our Buddhists talk about is to view change correctly, because there is never anything eternal in the universe. Only constant change can change." Continuously progressing and developing.”
In order to increase his persuasion, Luo Feng took out a phone and said: "When people mentioned mobile phones, they thought of physical buttons, solid appearance, strong signal, and resistance to falling. But after Apple redefined the concept of mobile phones, who would think of it?" Do you still think that a mobile phone is like an indestructible hammer head?”
How could Jiu Jianxian understand the example of modern mobile phones given by Luo Feng? He blinked blankly, obviously confused.
Luo Feng also saw his confusion, smiled and comforted: "Brother Jiujianxian, you don't have to worry too much. This matter is complicated to say, but when it comes to you, it's quite simple. All you have to do is live well. , do meaningful things, and leave the rest to the poor monk."
Jiu Jianxian scratched his head, still not quite understanding, and asked: "What does it mean to live a good life and do meaningful things?"
Luo Feng hated iron and said: "That's not simple. Just like the ending of the fairy tale, the old Taoist and the princesses live a happy life without shame. To be more specific, they eat, drink and have fun during the day, and each of them three times at night , and occasionally four times..."
Jiujianxian frowned and said, "This...is this too unrewarding? What's the difference between eating and waiting to die? What's the point of doing something?"
"This poor monk doesn't like to hear this." Luo Feng curled his lips and said: "As if your Taoist guiding ideology of 'Quietness and Inaction' is meaningful. This is better than meditating and breathing every day, like an old bastard. Wouldn't it make more sense to squat there and remain motionless?"
The Jiujianxian said angrily: "You monk, don't misinterpret the meaning of our Taoist scriptures. Being quiet and inactive is not the way to be a bastard and spit it out every day!"
Luo Feng shrugged and said: "Then what does it mean to be natural? This is always the essence of your Taoist thought. Reproduction is a prerequisite for the existence of nature. If plants, animals, and bacteria no longer reproduce, the universe will How can there be natural evolution in a dead silence? Letting you live a happy married life is the completion of human reproduction. Humans are also advanced animals. What is unnatural? Abstinence and leaving your wife a widow are the most unnatural things! "
Jiu Jianxian knew clearly that Luo Feng was talking nonsense, but he was not good at speaking and couldn't find words suitable to refute, which made his face turn red.
"Of course, you can't just live a small life by yourself, holding on to this latest smart phone snail."
Luo Feng changed the topic and handed the phone snail that he had just taken out for explanation to Jiu Jianxian.
After Jiu Jianxian took over the new snail with a bitten apple pattern printed on the shell, Luo Feng continued: "This kind of smart phone snail will be available to every human defense force warrior in the near future. If possible, try to let everyone in the human race have one. Your task is to remember to take photos of your life and short videos every day after you get married and post them on your WeChat Moments, and share the stories you and your seven wives have to tell. "
Luo Feng explained how to use the new phone snail. For example, one of the snail's two eyes is a camera and the other is a projector. You can take photos and videos by pressing the shell. It can also project a phantom screen. Talk to the snail and the snail can record text.
Multiple intelligent snails can form a network, and there are special "Facebook" and "Youtu Turtle" websites for users to publish photos, videos and short articles.
Jiu Jianxian fiddled with the smartphone snail and said, "Why am I sharing my life?"
"The power of role models is endless. The purpose of becoming an Internet celebrity is of course to hope that others will regard you as an idol and try to imitate you."
Luo Feng said matter-of-factly: "Think about it, you are a bad old man, and just because you have achieved some success in cultivating immortals, you are suddenly promoted to the world's number one winner in life, and you live a beautiful life that makes ordinary people crazy with envy, jealousy, and hate. When others see it, could it be possible? Why don't you work hard to become an immortal like you and marry a few little monsters who are as beautiful as immortals? Everyone's enthusiasm for cultivation was suddenly aroused!"