Chapter 117 Chapter 116 If I Don’t Kick Your Trousers Off with One Kick, You’re Holding on Tight.

Fool~

Do you really think I have toys for you, uncle?

"Haha~"

Looking at the naive Jiang Xiao, Lao Mu sneered and locked the door directly.

"Big toy? What big toy do you want to play with?"

Lao Mu now is completely different from the state he was in when he was outside.

The silly look on his face had long since disappeared, leaving only amusement and ridicule.

And that undisguised anger?

"Idiot, I advise you to stay away from Xiao Ran! Otherwise, I'll have to look good when I'm riding a horse!"

"Really."

Jiang Xiao answered perfunctorily, without even looking back, minding his own business while flipping through Lao Mu's cabinet.

"Yes, that's right! No matter what secrets you have, labor and management warn you, Xiaoran, you can't touch it! The same goes for Xiaoqing!"

"Oh! God, I can't believe it. Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier?"

Jiang Xiao was still rummaging through the boxes and cabinets to find the big toy that Lao Mu mentioned.

"Now that I have said it, can you understand what I mean?"

"I'll try it man!"

Lao Mu:? ? ?

What to try?

Is this idiot really listening to me?

"This horse riding is not for you to try, you have to do it, mentally ill!"

"I'm not mentally ill. It's not me who's sick. It's the world that's stupid."

"I don't care who is sick or stupid, do you listen to what I say?"

"Well?"

Jiang Xiao dug out a box from under Lao Mu's bed.

The latter became nervous instantly!

"Stop! Don't touch it!"

Of course, Jiang Xiao is a ghost if he can listen.

"Oh my God! So you like to play doctor and nurse games too! This is so awesome!"

Completely ignoring Lao Mu’s dissuasion.

Jiang Xiao took out the stethoscope from the box and hung it around his neck.

"Look man! Professor and Dr. Patrick became Dr. Patrick, hey guys! You know what, I actually like being a doctor."

The administrator is a big idiot!

Lao Mu's face turned red, and his whole back was rising and falling violently with anger.

"You kid, are you doing this on purpose? Are you pretending to be stupid on purpose?"

"Hey! Do you also think that I can't do anything well? I can't tell the difference between me and me."

So confused

Lao Mu's eyes were red with anger.

If I guessed correctly, Jiang Xiao didn't listen to a word he said.

"You two-armed guy seems to have never paid attention to what I said from beginning to end!"

"You should just put it in your ears, man. What you say can easily make Patrick suspect that you are not very smart, that is to say, your IQ is very low."

What right does a fool have to say that others are not smart?

Lao Mu almost laughed at Jiang Xiao's words.

"I'm not smart? You psycho, do you want to listen to what you are saying?"

"Ah, okay, you want me to listen to what I'm saying? Then I'll listen."

‘Pa~’

Jiang Xiao pressed the stethoscope to his chest.

"Hmm~ It doesn't seem to be very good. It's a little unhealthy. The stethoscope tells me that I'm listening to the heartbeat of an idiot. Maybe I should say that this idiot is sick."

Lao Mu:.

I won’t say anything about the cerebral palsy operation of listening to your own heartbeat while riding a horse.

But just listen, what does it mean to put the stethoscope on my waist?

I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore!

"Go away! Labor and management will destroy you today!"

Lao Mu pushed Jiang Xiao away angrily, and at the same time his body also underwent drastic changes.

The whole person's face began to become elongated and sharp.

This change made him elongate his facial features, which looked very strange.

The eyes began to turn into a vertical line.

The nose and ears are pulled almost flat.

The mouth became open and close like left and right.

Forget about the nausea caused by the changes in facial features.

His mouth was still closed and he was foaming at the mouth.

It's like the mouthparts of a smelly crab are constantly pouring foam, and even the taste is the same fishy smell.

"Kekeke. Administrator, you have successfully angered me, an honest person."

"Obviously, oh, obviously you just need to leave them, oh, oh, why do you want me to kill you now? You forced me to do so!"

After becoming strange, Lao Mu began to approach Jiang Xiao step by step, who was pushed down by him.

At this time, Jiang Xiao

I saw that when he fell, he knocked over Lao Mu's big box and leaked the mezzanine inside.

Danmaku was also confused when he saw the scattered things.

【What's the meaning? Does Lao Mu still have his childlike innocence? Isn't it too childish for such a grown-up person to play? 】

[Tsk, maybe the things inside are his childhood? Didn’t you see there are clothes and pants? 】

[You are all on the first and second floors. Anyone with any brains can already see where Lao Mu’s pervert is~]

[If you don’t understand, just ask, can any expert explain it? Don’t understand? 】

[This kind of person, no, this kind of beast, Jiang Xiao is advised to kill him directly! 】

At this time Jiang Xiao found the big toy he wanted.

He rattles with his left hand and shakes the stick with his right hand, and he plays like crazy~

So he was pushed down by Lao Mu unexpectedly and was not angry.

Especially when he makes some retarded laughter from time to time.

Pushed Lao Mu's anger level up two more levels.

OK OK.

You're so fucking ignoring me, aren't you?

The thin Lao Mu stretched out his rough hands and directly grabbed Jiang Xiao's back collar and lifted him up.

"Boy, are my toys fun?"

As Lao Mu spoke with a ferocious smile, more and more white foam came out of his mouth, and there was a large puddle on the ground.

Then Lao Mu picked up Jiang Xiao from the ground.

Except for the toys, everything else was also exposed to the camera in the live broadcast room.

hiss.

【these are】

[I seem to understand, this seems to be an old beast indeed. 】

[No wonder, no wonder this guy was willing to help Ah Qing deliver food to Naiko]

[I noticed early in the morning that there was something wrong with the way this old man was staring at Xiao Ran! 】

The barrage went crazy, all hoping that Jiang Xiao would kill this old guy.

That's right.

The things scattered in the box reminded them of something bad.

In addition to toys, what appeared on the ground were some children's clothes.

At the same time, these are definitely not Lao Mu’s “childhood”!

First of all, these clothes are available for men and women.

From tiny princess skirts, tiny denim shorts, to knee-high stockings, cartoon cotton socks, and little bellybands, you can say that they have everything.

Secondly, these clothes don't look very old, some of them are still stained with oil stains that have been dripped on recently.

At this time, Lao Mu lifted Jiang Xiao high.

But the latter still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and played with the toys foolishly.

"Jiang Xiao! I'm going to ask you again now, are labor and capital's toys fun?"

‘Crack~Crack! ’

The pale pink rocking stick was crushed into a plastic deformity by Lao Mu on the spot.

"You like playing, right? How do you feel now?"

Jiang Xiao slowly looked away from the rattle.

When he saw the messy child's clothes, his pupils shrank suddenly.

This is?

Seeing that the administrator who had always been stupid finally showed an angry expression on his face.

Lao Mu was so happy~

"Retarded administrator, how can there be such an ignorant and stupid creature like you in the world? Ha, ha, ha, uh ha ha ha ha~"

"Uh hahahaha~~~"

This nasal laughter is hard not to remind people of Squidward,

"Where is your mother when you ride a horse and laugh at her?"

Lao Mu, who was grinning wildly, gave Jiang Xiao a good chance to take action.

‘Bang~’

Jiang Xiao: (anger｀Д Anger)つ( # )3)~

Even if he was picked up by Lao Mu, he would have nowhere to use his strength.

Jiang Xiao's big pendulum still knocked out two of Lao Mu's big yellow teeth.

"Come here? Let me see if you, old pervert, are laughing while riding a horse? If I don't kick your trousers off today, I will hold you tight!"

Lao Mu stared blankly at the bloody molars on the ground.

no?

Is this administrator so powerful?

Not waiting for his reaction.

Jiang Xiao, who was lifted up by him, took action again.

Jiang Daxing naturally has a set of tricks to deal with perverts!