Chapter 140 Yao Han Was Made to Cry by the Crazy Criticizing Jiang Xiao
[PS: I apologize, because I want to write a lot, so I have arranged too many characters. Although I tried to write it in an interesting way, it still seems to have a watery feel, which makes this copy drag on for too long. 】
[Ahem, what are you guilty of? Admit it when you are wrong. Stand at attention when you are beaten. If you don’t like it, don’t throw it away. You can just stay and curse a few words (you can only curse in the short comment of this sentence). Next, I will start at least 10 times a day. A 10,000-word burst update mode, and we plan to get to the next copy within 3 to 5 days. 】
"are you crazy?"
Looking at Yao Han who was laughing crazily, Jiang Xiao tortured his soul.
The sentence "You are sick" once again drove Yao Han crazy!
"Boy! I will kill you today!!!"
The black mist on Yao Han's body was even worse.
Even the speed is much faster than before.
Yao Han who just said that he wanted to look like a lady.
Now he is chasing Jiang Xiaokuku with screams and slashing wildly!
Jiang Xiao hid whenever he could. If he couldn't dodge, it would be fine if he was hit twice. The wound healed quickly.
Facing Jiang Xiao's abnormal recovery ability, Yao Han felt disgusted and couldn't help but sneer at the same time.
"I'll chop the meat into minced meat today. Let's see if you can recover!"
"Oh my god! You are really a crazy bitch. I suggest you take some time to get a brain doctor, or you can also go to a gastroenterologist!"
"Shut up! You idiot!"
"You call me a fool? Do you know what a fool looks like?"
Yao Han was stunned and asked in confusion.
"What does it look like? Does the idiot have a specific look?"
"Hahahaha! Of course! The sun rises in the east and the sun shines brightly. Idiots are like you, but you are like me!"
Although he was losing ground on the surface, Jiang Xiao was always unforgiving.
"You brat! Don't move, I will kill you!!"
"Yo? Look at what you can do. Why don't you keep me still? Am I your father and do I want to listen to you? Hey, I won't tell you who is in a hurry. If you are in such a hurry, why don't you go to Gou Xiong Ridge and become King Jiji?"
"I'll be your mother!"
"Yah! Starlight spreads across the universe, and Jiji shines in it~"
Damn it!
"I'll shake you x-on:#¥%! I'll fuck youx-on:#!¥%! I'll x-on:#¥%&*!"
Yao Han probably said more dirty words today than she had in the entire previous half of her life.
too crazy
This is the first time that Lao Wangtou has been so indifferent to a woman.
Seeing Yao Han with disheveled hair and howling, his previous image of the queen had completely collapsed in his heart.
without any exaggeration.
Yao Han now looks even crazier than Jiang Xiao who just went crazy.
Not only did he howl, but he also slashed wildly with the sharp blade on his back!
And he uses profanity all over the place, which is comparable to the Telegraph Monkey in Huaguo Mountain.
"No, why are you so secretive when I tell you, a crazy bitch?"
“I’ll keep you secret x-on:#¥%!”
Yao Han roared angrily with red eyes!
She felt not only humiliated, but wronged, angry, and desperate!
After fighting for so long, Jiang Xiao is still alive and kicking.
It hit several vital points.
However, the other party seemed to have no substantial harm at all.
No matter how ugly he scolded him, Jiang Xiao always looked shameless and laughing.
And as long as he says anything casually, Yao Han will be angry to death! !
"Ahhhhh!! Jiang Xiao! Stop! I have to do $#x-on:% x-on:today! I will x-on:#¥%...!"
"No? Brother, do you live in Dunhuang?"
"You just stepped out and lived in Dunhuang! Your whole family lives in Dunhuang!!"
╮(ω)╭“How come there are so many murals of you riding a horse if you don’t live in Dunhuang?”
"ah!!!!"
Yao Han collapsed and knelt on the ground. She couldn't kill Jiang Xiao and couldn't scold Jiang Xiao. She could only collapse and tear her hair in despair.
A beast-like howl came from his mouth.
do not know why.
Not only the old kings Azhi and Duanye were present.
Even the people in the live broadcast room began to sympathize with this woman
【Hey, what a sin, what a sin.】
[I still liked Yao Han at first. 】
[I think back then, she was like a superior queen who could control the lives of the chosen men at will. Some people even knew that they would die, but still chose to move forward. 】
[Yes, Yao Han's charm at that time was truly unparalleled in the whole world! 】
[I still remember that last night, she seduced Jiang Shen by cutting off three top-notch characters in one second. 】
[Yes, but there should be four, sister, slave, empress, and sister.]
[This girl can only be said to be a ghost, how many times does Blue Star have to hear about it! 】
Now the high-ranking empress has long since fallen into the dust, crying and laughing like a madman.
Is it over?
Facing a Jiuxing strange attack with all his strength, Jiang Xiao and even him didn't even resist.
Just one mouth?
Duan Tongue trembled and wiped the sweat on the tip of his nose.
I'm glad I didn't choose the Three Heroes to fight Lu Bu just now.
"Jiang Xiao, don't be afraid. Don't run away. If you have the ability, fight me head-on. Let's fight."
Yao Han murmured that Jiang Xiao was about to become her inner demon.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you!"
Um? ? ?
Everyone who originally thought the battle was about to end cheered up again!
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao planned to stage a climax in the end?
Even Yao Han was stunned.
He is already like this, or in other words, he has lost "in a complete mess".
Why does this administrator want to confront me head-on again?
etc!
Almost subconsciously.
Yao Han blindly guessed that this guy must have some cruel tricks to deal with him.
So instead of stepping forward, he squatted on the ground and moved back a few meters.
His eyes were full of undisguised vigilance and distrust!
Yes, she was a little scared
Although, at least, it seems...ahem, this Jiang Xiao doesn't have to die.
Yao Han's unabashed resignation made the live broadcast room sigh.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao finally agreed to confront her head-on, but she actually gave up?
But Duanye feels the same way about this! ! !
He wished that Jiang Xiao would kill the ball immediately!
But if he really had to go head-to-head with Jiang Xiao, he would probably kneel down like he did just now.
Only those who have faced Jiang Xiao can know how terrifying this man is!
Hate is definitely hate.
But there are more emotions of fear!
"Come on? Hit me?"
Seeing Yao Han retreating, Jiang Xiao took the initiative to get closer without being rude.
Yao Han shook his head helplessly, biting his lower lip subconsciously, and kicked back with his legs in fear.
·()·"Don't come here! I, I'm so fierce when I get angry!"
"Really? Let me see what's going on if you hit it hard. Go ahead and hit it as hard as you can."
As Jiang Xiao said this, he pulled the sharp blade from Yao Han's back and placed it across his neck.
"Come on, work hard! Work hard! As long as you work hard, my head will be separated immediately! Then you can chop me into mincemeat. I want to be mincemeat. Yes, just like apple puree. Please, Kang Busy! Please do this to me, exactly what you want! Flesh and blood splatter! The corpses are separated!"
"After mincing it, don't feed it to the dog directly. Fill every corner of this villa with my meat paste! Hahahaha! It must be filled! Only in this way, my eyes can be there all the time, every minute, every second. I’m watching every one of you!”
This is not mental illness
This is not a pervert, let alone a Patrick star.
Yao Han: (﹏)
Now he is crazy!
They are the top crazy batch even crazier than the three craziest people in this crazy villa!
His sharp blade was clearly on the main artery in Jiang Xiao's neck.
But Yao Han did not dare to take action.
Finally, she pursed her lips and couldn't help but burst into tears.
"No, don't, can you please stop doing this, I'm so scared, I'm scared, woo woo, woo woo."
The desperate Yao Han returned to his normal state, and the sharp blade turned into an arm. He squatted on the ground and cried helplessly holding his knees.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Please, please, can you be normal, I’m really afraid that you will be like this, uuuuuuu.”
Jiang Xiao shook off Yao Han's jade hand with an impatient look!
"I gave you a chance but you didn't use it. Oh, I gave you a chance and you didn't use it!"
Yao Han, who was pointed at and scolded by Jiang Xiao, didn't even have the courage to look at him.
I just hugged my knees and lowered my head and cried non-stop.
Jiang Xiao pulled her bangs as hard as two to five or eighty thousand.
His eyes were fixed on the trio of Lao Wangtou who were sneaking around and preparing to run away.
"Who else!!!"
The three wretched figures who were about to run away instantly froze.
Duanyu and Azhi both trembled violently.
His face instantly turned pale, and his head almost shook out of his mind.
"No one, no one, no one anymore."
o((⊙﹏⊙))o
You are the ancestor.
You are the BOSS in this madman's villa.
Who dares to chat with you?
Now Jiang Xiao is weirder than weird!
This feeling is stronger than ever before!
Said that Jiang Xiao is now the BOSS of the Madman's Villa.
Who is in favor and who is against?
Killing like crazy
Really crazy.
but
Many people began to worry about Jiang Xiao's mental health.
He was acting more and more crazy.
He was definitely not cosplaying "Patrick" just now.
But it has gone beyond the scope of everyone's understanding.
At the beginning, when he started talking nonsense, he could barely be classified as his "self" personality.
But after Yao Han gave up killing him, he became extremely strange, bloodthirsty, and dark.
It seems that he should belong here.
[You think, Jiang Shen won’t be completely lost in the strange stories about rules one day, right? 】
【Who knows.】
[I only want to say one thing, Jiang Shen has never regarded any weirdness as weird! Yes or no? 】
That's right
Think about it.
No matter what happens to the other person in the ghost story, Jiang Xiao always looks indifferent.
No joke, Jiang Xiao really seems to have found a home when he enters the strange story.
[Second, in "Where Did Dad Die?", when he fought Wang Mei, his eyes turned black and red, and he brutally tortured and killed her! Very scary! Almost lost his mind, right? 】
[Ahem, that’s right. 】
[In the third ghost story "Hengshui Prison", when he was deceived by the warden Wang Dayong, he also entered a state of rage, even more serious than when he tortured and killed Wang Mei, right? 】
【Is such that.】
[No, this is his performance in the fourth ghost story. I think it is the most difficult to comment on... I am not saying that Jiang Shen is not good. I just hope that the country can help him treat his brain as soon as possible. His mental state is not good. He is so stable that sooner or later he will suffer a big loss in the ghost story. 】
[It makes sense, so I plan to support Jiang Shen! 】
[That’s right, I have no brains to support, Jiang Shen Jiang Shen, if he loses his mental illness, he loses the word “god”! 】
"Eh~"
In a Taoist temple deep in the mountains and old forests.
A woman who looked about forty years old sighed helplessly.
She knew it.
Jiang Xiao has long become a spiritual pillar in the hearts of the people of Dragon Kingdom.
No matter what happens to Jiang Xiao, they will not reject him or find problems in Jiang Xiao.
or?
Take the time to go back to Qingshan and see for yourself?
"Forget it, these are not things I should worry about now."
The woman shook her head, stopped thinking about it, and focused her attention on the live broadcast room again.
Um?
But at this time, Jiang Xiao's condition was obviously much better than before.
Gee, it's not much better, it can only be said to be a little better than the crazy review just now.
how to say.
You think he's not crazy? He's still picking up the fruit that Yao Han just chopped on the ground like a fool and eating it.
It’s really hard to comment.
The good quality of not wasting food was thoroughly implemented by Jiang Xiao.
But looking at the state, at least it is much more stable than when he went crazy just now.
Um?
But then I thought about it, Jiang Xiao was a complete psychopath.
It is normal to have volatile emotions.
As for the remaining people.
Jiang Xiao didn't say anything. They seemed to be petrified in place now, and they didn't dare to move at all.
At this time, Jiang Xiao took the fruit and came to Yao Han, who was crying to the point of "gasping".
As soon as Yao Han raised his head, he happened to face Jiang Xiao's big face that was "laughing obscenely".
He hurriedly moved back.
"You, what do you want to do?"
Then Yao Han's expression became a little unnatural again because he didn't know what he thought of.
"I, if, we can, you can go to my room if you want, or yours, I will listen to you today."
Does this mean complete surrender?
Countless men looked at Jiang Xiao on the screen with extremely envious expressions.
Or is it God Jiang who has to take action?
Yao Han looked down upon him when he took the initiative to throw himself into his arms.
You have to take action yourself.
First, make Yao Hanzhen's spirit collapse, and then take him down effortlessly.
[Made, Jiang Xiaolu’s skills are enough for me to learn for a lifetime. 】
【I really know how to play】
[The current Yao Han may be the most "normal", or the Yao Han closest to "Yao Han", right? 】
[Yes, it turns out that Jiang Xiao likes women who are authentic~]
Seeing that Jiang Xiao ignored him, Yao Han took the initiative to stretch out his pink little hand.
At the same time, a pair of phoenix eyes were staring at Jiang Xiao.
Surprisingly.
There was almost no hatred in her eyes.
Some of them are just the resentment of some girls, but more of them are shyness, curiosity and admiration.
As everyone knows.
When a woman is [curious] about a man, that is the beginning of her downfall.
And when she [worships] a man, then she has completely fallen
Seeing Yao Han like this.
The men in the live broadcast room were going crazy with jealousy.
【Holy shit! Did Jiang Shen really take her down? ! 】
[I am known as the King of Artillery in Northern Jiangsu. If I guess correctly, Yao Han has been completely conquered by Jiang Xiao. 】
【I lost it! Can't understand? Why? Why did Jiang Xiao just scold her and bully her? 】
[What type of men do you think strong women like? 】
【nonsense! The strong matches the weak, they complement each other, just like the queen matches the hook. 】
【You know nothing! The more a queen like Yao Han is, the more she longs to be conquered by a man more powerful than her! Of course, Yao Han may not realize this himself. 】
[Hey, the hand-holding was successful. Forget it, I don’t have anything else to desire. I just hope that I won’t have to type when I do errands later. 】
[Ahem, let me ask you, will there be any accident when Jiang Xiao holds hands? 】
Well.
Follow Jiang Xiao's usual coquettish operation.
If nothing else happens, it really should be time for something to happen.
Seeing Jiang Xiao didn't react.
Yao Han's face became even more rosy, and his outstretched jade hand moved cutely, and the meaning was self-evident.
Yao Han: ()Please hold hands~~
Jiang Xiao was stunned and casually stuffed the banana he had just peeled in his left hand into Yao Han's outstretched hand.
"Um?"
What the hell?
Yao Han was stunned.
Lao Wangtou and the other three were stunned.
The barrage is all filled with [? ? ? ] Flying up.
Seeing Yao Han stunned, Jiang Xiao gave her the cucumber in his right hand.
"Uh, do you want this?"
Yao Han:? ? ?
The madness has just ended and you're about to start again, right?
Yao Han: (°ー°) "You, why did you give me this?"
Jiang Xiao: (~) "Ah? Aren't you just asking me for something to eat?"
Yao Han:.
What was it that I was longing for just now? ! !
[God Ginger is God God Ginger, he has never let me down, yyds! ! 】
[Jiang Shen is a little naughty! ! 】
Jiang Xiao looked at Lao Wangtou and Yao Han in confusion.
"I asked, what are you doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?"
Everyone:? ? ?
The three resentful brothers staggered, and their defenses were directly broken by Jiang Xiao's light words.
elder brother!
I'm begging you, can you be normal?
Can you please stop doing this?
If not, just kill us with one knife!
After a long time.
On the contrary, Yao Han, who had just collapsed the most, tentatively spoke first.
"Otherwise, guess what we are doing?"
We guess?
We guess Nima’s x-on:#¥%!
What's the difference between what you're asking and forcing the person to eat a batch of rice cake and then asking the person eating the rice cake to write a 500-word post-eating review?
Hehehehe, the next chapter is fun.
I figured out a way to do it that was fun and not gross.
Man, I'm a real driving genius!