Chapter 2760 My Peppers Are Poisonous Peppers Coated with Poison!
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"Don't ask me, what did you do today? It seems that you were nowhere to be seen early this morning, Aunt Qili?" As witty as I am, I immediately changed the subject after getting out of the predicament.
"Today? Lina and I made an appointment to patrol the camp together today. I'm really not used to the big changes. I need to get familiar with it quickly, especially the Rogge New Area. It's amazing. I didn't expect that shabby camp could It developed like this." Sa Qili said in a slightly exaggerated tone.
"It's shabby or something... It's not like that. Well, the camp used to be a bit messy. In the past few years, under the adjustment and planning of Akara and Kane, it has been getting better. This is a fact."
Not to mention Sa Qili, sometimes I haven’t returned to the camp for a long time, such as the two trips to Hell World. When I came back, the camp had a lot of freshness and strangeness. Although it didn’t say that it was the same every day, it was still there. It is a fact that things are gradually getting better.
It's just that the situation in the first world... isn't it said that a great migration will be carried out in an emergency? Akala, what on earth is she thinking about? I'm a bit confused.
"So, you just spent the whole day visiting the campground?"
"Well, that's right. Do you have any comments?" Sa Qili raised her slender eyebrows in dissatisfaction.
"No, no, no, how can we have any objection? It's just that after you left, Mr. Raphael became unscrupulous. Maybe the whole family has become a mess."
I explained with a grimace that my old enemy Sa Qili was not here. No one can stop the princess from hundreds of tribes from causing chaos.
"Raphael, this guy really doesn't consider himself a guest anymore. I have no choice. Since I live in my younger brother's house, I have the responsibility to stop her. Let's go back together. Let's see what happened to that irresponsible elder. What's going on?"
Under the instigation...oh no, instigation...no, no, it was a tearful accusation, the righteous knight Sa Qili majestically raised his head and took the lead.
When we got home, we saw a shocking scene. The noisy guys had left at some point, leaving only the girls in the open space. It seems that he is... receiving magic teachings?
The instructor is of course Raphael. If you don't think about it carefully, it's easy to be confused by her status as a princess of hundreds of tribes and a singing and dancing queen, and ignore the fact that she is a powerful wizard.
"What's going on? Why are you suddenly interested in teaching people?" Sa Qili couldn't help but walked up curiously and asked.
"It's not like you are the only one who can be a teacher." Raphael responded angrily. One can imagine that Sa Qili must often show off and praise Xiao Heitan in front of her. This makes our [alone] princess of hundreds of tribes very unhappy.
"In other words, you also plan to accept students? Do you have that time?"
"No. But if you give some temporary instruction and teach some key and practical skills, there won't be any problem. It's not my fault, Xiao Xiao Wu. The girls in your family are all a bit weak."
"There's nothing we can do about it."
I shrugged helplessly. There is no script for Long Aotian in this world. If possible, of course I also want the women around me to be stronger and fight side by side with me. But the reality is cruel. Their talents and potential are, at best, higher than those of ordinary adventurers.
Perhaps spending more time, consuming more resources that ordinary adventurers cannot get, and relying on the benefits of soul connection can allow them to break through to the domain realm. The world power realm is a bit unresolved. If there are no other surprises, it may be the same. It's their limit.
All in all, I have no choice now. Maybe in the future I can get something like the treasures of heaven and earth mentioned in novels to increase their potential and strength. This kind of thing cannot be rushed. If you have it, you will have it. If you don’t have it, you won’t have it. I really It’s not Long Aotian’s dear.
"Hmph, these are all excuses, or Xiao Wu, you are used to rapid advances in strength, and have completely forgotten to follow gradual progress, and accumulation over time is the normal path to improvement."
"It sounds like you are not a genius. Aren't you still improving your strength even while lying down?" I turned my head and muttered in a low voice.
"What are you talking about? I heard it clearly!" As a result, the ears that Sa Qili mentioned just now are mentioned by Raphael again. Do my ears have any grudge against you?
"Isn't it right? Things in the third world are so busy, you don't have much time to practice, right? Isn't your strength improving so fast?"
I calculated carefully and found that Raphael's age should be similar to Akara's, so he is over seventy, and no more than eighty years old at most. He is a little older than the senior brother and second senior brother, but don't forget, In the past twenty or thirty years, Raphael has spent most of her energy on managing the Third World. Even so, she has now broken through to the realm of world power.
If she practices well, she will definitely break through to the realm of world power at a younger age than the first and second senior brothers. Of course, the first and second senior brothers also waste some time due to various relationships, so I say this That should be right, at least Raphael's talent is not lower than the two of them.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, it really bothers me a little when you say this." Raphael sighed, as if he was hesitating on how to pretend to be this.
"Should I admit that my strength is constantly improving even when I'm lying down, and let others think that I'm extremely talented and well-developed, much better than a simple-minded fool like Xiao Xiao Wu, who has well-developed limbs? Or should I say that I shouldn't insult my efforts. "
Raphael was in a dilemma, but there was one person, someone who knew her very well, who helped her make a choice.
"Brother, what you said is going too far. Although Raphael and I are sworn enemies, at this time, I still have to hold my nose and defend her."
"Hey, what's pinching the nose? Pinch the nose!" Raphael protested dissatisfiedly, but was ignored.
"It is true that Raphael spends most of his energy on managing the third world, but it is too much to say that she can improve while lying down. I have seen it with my own eyes. This guy worked hard. I have to squeeze out a little bit of time to practice outside, and practice until late at night in an unknown place."
"I just squeeze out time to practice. Why do you know about secretly practicing until late at night? You stalker and peeping tom!"
Raphael nodded at first, then realized something was wrong. He hugged his body tightly and stared at the other person with vigilant eyes, as if he had encountered a perverted pervert.
However, this artificial gesture had no effect on Sa Qili, who is also a woman. Instead, she sneered at her: "Don't think that you are the only one working hard. Who can break through to the world's power level without such a strong person?" Experience, oh, except maybe my younger brother.”
"Why are I excluded?" I'm very rich, although I don't seem to have the experience of getting up late at night to practice. You ask me what I do late at night? You must be single. No, even a single person should have an exdoll.
No, something seems to have been exposed. Ahem, cough, cough. If the efforts I made in the dream realm don't count, then I really didn't work hard. I'll take the blame for this.
"I can still recall it now." Sa Qili said, suddenly entering the memory mode.
"Raphael has just arrived. He is such a lovely person. He calls out a beautiful sister so sweetly. Why has he become so virtuous now?"
"Sa Qili!!" Sa Qili responded with a shy roar.
"If you dare to say it again, don't blame me for exposing your old background!"
"I can't help it, I can't help it." Sa Qili laughed dryly.
It seems that these two witches are both people with stories. What should I do? I suddenly want to know their dark history.
"Ahem, in short. Strength must be accumulated bit by bit, Xiao Xiao Wu, do you understand now?"
"I understand, I understand, but what does it have to do with the original topic?"
"You're really pissing me off, you idiot. I'm trying to improve the strength of Vilas and the others!"
"Okay, I understand, thank you very much, Lord Raphael."
After scratching my head, I finally realized that I and Raphael had no common ground on this matter. She had lived in the third world all year round and had developed a strong sense of worry, habitually squeezing out every bit of time. To improve themselves and hone themselves, they naturally felt that they had to correct their slightly peaceful pace of life.
As for me, I just hope that the girls can steadily improve as non-combat logistics personnel. I don't really agree with special assault training like this. Anyway, Raphael has to go back to the third world, and it is impossible to supervise the girls all the time, so there is no need for me to argue with her about this kind of thing. I have to argue about right and wrong. In today's Dark Continent, Raphael is still the one. It was a more appropriate move, but I was used to shielding the girls from the wind and rain, so I felt they didn't need to force themselves so hard.
Now it seems that they are also happy to do this. Not only that, the twin princesses who came back together seem to be very motivated. Unfortunately, they are not mage and they can't wait to join Raphael's training.
Speaking of which, who should they find as teachers now? Alukaqi obviously can no longer teach them. Could it be Aiwa'er? Do I have to sacrifice color again? !
This is a story that has been tricked. Well, if Aiwa'er is really suitable to be the teacher of the twin princesses, I don't mind doing it in the name of being a daughter-in-law.
Fortunately, Aiwa'er is a girl, Lily. Fortunately, Aiwa'er is a girl, Lily. Because it is very important, I must say it twice. If you want me to sacrifice my lust for a man, it would be better to let me die.
I shuddered hard and forced the matter to the back of my head: "Master Raphael, you see it's getting late now. It's time for them to stop practicing and prepare dinner."
"Xiao Xiao Wu, without Vilas and the others, you must be a useless person who can't take care of himself."
Raphael shook his head and sighed. I am not prepared to refute this. Who knows that the only things he is good at are barbecue and stew? I can't imagine not being able to eat the dry food made by Veras and the others, so I am a waste, I am a waste and I am proud of it, huh.
Seeing that I was not ashamed, the princess of the Hundred Tribes had a new understanding of my shamelessness. She pressed her temples helplessly: "Don't worry, I will take care of dinner."
"real?"
"Why, you can't trust my craftsmanship?"
"Of course I can trust it. It's not like I haven't eaten your food before."
I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. Although it is not as good as Willas's cooking skills, few people can match Raphael's cooking skills. Speaking of which, this princess of hundreds of tribes is indeed worthy of the title of almighty. I haven't found anything that she doesn't know how to do, except brewing refreshing water.
Fortunately, Raphael, who was immersed in my invisible praise, didn't seem to use mind reading, otherwise my ears would suffer again.
"I can't help it. I got a little carried away today, and I readily agreed to those people to cook the food myself. Anyway, for the sake of having fun, even though I have a high position, I can't condescend to it once."
those people? It refers to Old Maral and the others, right? In other words, tonight is another dinner party where everyone gathers together? Hehehehe, I came just in time. This savior will let you experience the collision this morning. I smiled slyly. Countless conspiracies flashed through my mind instantly.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, what are you laughing at? Come and help."
"I also want?"
"So are you, Sa Qili."
"If you don't do it, you promised to do it. Why do I have to do it?"
"Don't Lilith need to eat anymore? How did you become a teacher?"
As soon as she carried out her precious student, Sa Qili had no choice but to follow him with a face full of displeasure. Karina had been so busy recently and rarely had this kind of opportunity to help, so she smiled and made a gesture to the other girls. Let them continue and leave dinner to their party.
It should be enough for three people to cook. I quietly, quietly tiptoed in the opposite direction. Yes, I wanted to stay and supervise whether the girls were studying or not.
As a result, Raphael carried him back through telekinesis without looking back, so he said, Master or something. It's so shameless.
"Hey, I can already smell the fragrance. Being able to taste Master Raphael's craftsmanship is worth my life."
An hour later, it was completely dark. The distant voice of Lao Ma sounded first.
On the flat open space outside the house, the dining table has been set up as usual. The girls have also stopped training and are busy. The difference is that this time they are working as assistants. The chef is the top three in the camp... Oops, who is using it? The spatula hit me, ahem, it was the three beauties of the camp, Raphael Sakili and Karina.
Although the shelf life is a bit concerning... Ouch! !
"Hey, Boss Fan, what's wrong with you?" I walked out with the dishes with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Everyone was surprised that I went to the kitchen, and they were surprised by my face.
The scar is like a medal, it was my youth that was unrestrained and unruly.
"It's nothing. You came at the right time. You have to taste Mr. Raphael's craftsmanship." I smiled and brought the tray in front of everyone.
"There must be a scam." Lal Santiaozi has known me for the longest time. He could tell at a glance that the anger in my heart was boiling. He sensed my hidden murderous intention and quickly warned the others.
"It's true, this must be Brother Wu's craftsmanship." As a senior fast food restaurant owner, Rickenhans commented on the dishes I was holding.
"That is to say..." Everyone's eyes fell on the dining table behind me, where several plates of cooked food were already placed.
"The ones over there are the real ones!" Suddenly, the old horse moved, but Doug immediately stretched out his legs and knocked him to the ground. Then the others rushed up together, like a group of wild dogs that had been hungry for three days and three nights. With meaty bones.
result……
Several pillars of fire shot up into the sky, and all the poor people vying to be the first to taste it had their spicy lips doubled in fat, and they kept breathing as if they were breathing flames.
Stupid humans, this is the druid's trick, and you have all been fooled.
Putting down the tray in my hand, I took out a few pieces of chili pepper from my apron pocket. Yes, this is the devil chili pepper that is said to be able to kill even adventurers. It is said that Feini, who has decades of tomb robbing history, can always find it on her hands. There are a lot of weird things out there. I'll try to scare her next time and get her to come up with more fun things. And I'm never short of test subjects.
Seeing the misery of Lao Ma and the others, and thinking of the happy place, I rubbed my nose and laughed up to the sky.
However, the next second, the triumphant laughter turned into screams, the same screams as Lao Ma and the others. The difference was that they covered their mouths, but a certain druid covered his nose.
"What are these idiots doing?" Raphael poked his head out of the kitchen and looked over, with countless question marks on his forehead.
"Don't worry about them, they can do nothing but stupid things." Karina, who already has rich experience, did not look back and continued to devote herself to the hot kitchen quite calmly.
It took half an hour for the farce outside to cool down completely, but a new question came. A group of people gathered around a few thumb-sized red peppers on the table, in a contemplative manner.
"I didn't expect such a small thing to be so powerful." Lal, who was suffering deeply, stretched out his finger towards the pepper and wanted to poke it, but when he almost touched it, he suddenly shrank and protruded. The word coward.
"I think I can create new dishes with it." Ricken's soul for fried chicken burned.
"No, instead of letting you waste such precious seasoning ingredients, why not conquer everyone's tongues with my new **hamburger?"
"What?"
"You are the one, what do you want to say?"
"Two bosses, you seem to have strayed off the subject." Lal coughed a few times and pointed at a certain druid who was tied to a tree with several belts and gagged with leather gloves, whining and struggling.
"At this time, shouldn't we discuss how to deal with the murderer first?"
Ho ho ho, Lal, you bastard, wait and see, I will say bad things about you in front of your daughter for a whole year!
. . . (To be continued...)